[HP] The only way to tell twins apart
24th joke
Wendy and Fred walked side by side. They had just finished their herbal medicine class and walked from the greenhouse to the castle.George and Angelina are right in front of them, and the two couples are slightly separated, enjoying their alone time.
"Our new magic trick is a hat." Fred gestured in the shape of a pointed hat.
"Hi, Fred." A Gryffindor passed by them, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, saying hello.Fred was taken aback for a moment, and then he said hello.
"Fred." When he was tapped on the shoulder again.His eyebrows were raised high.
At this time, George in front also looked back at him, and the two grinned at the same time and winked at each other.
"Let's change it." Fred said to Wendy, George slowed down, and Fred took a few steps to stand beside Angelina.
"What are you going to do?" Wendy glanced at George who was beside her, and asked.
"You'll find out in a while." George made a silent gesture, "Where did you guys just talk about?"
"A top hat." Wendy said.
George didn't even think about it, and immediately said: "That's an invisible cap." He made a gesture of putting on the hat, "As soon as you put it on, your head can be invisible." He drew a line on his neck, "Here to It's empty, like Nick with no head at all."
"I know, the ghost of your college." Wendy laughed a few times, "Why don't you wear a hat so that you can become invisible?"
"That's no different from the invisibility cloak." George shrugged. "It's boring, not fun."
There's really almost no difference between the two.Wendy was a little lost in thought.But it seems to be completely different.
"I'll bring you one next time." George promised, "It's not easy to bring it to class."
"Hi, Fred." At this moment, someone finally passed them by, greeted George, and called "George" to Fred as he passed by.
Wendy noticed that the corners of George's mouth curled up.
What a stubborn bad taste.Wendy laughed a little. She looked at the back of Fred's ginger-red head in front of her and pursed her lips.
It wasn't until he entered the hall and stopped by the long Gryffindor table that George said: "I feel itchy all over my body if I don't get called the wrong name a few times a day. It's unbearable to be called the right name all at once." Dee smiled silently, and glanced at Fred who was talking to Angelina, "Fred must have said the same thing."
"This habit is too bad." Wendy mumbled while suppressing a smile.
"Fred, there's no class tonight." Ron said to George and sat down across the long table, rubbing his eyes.As he spoke, he picked up a fork from the table, inserted a piece of potato, took a bite, and mumbled, "Harry has after-school tutoring."
"That's too unfortunate." At this moment, Fred turned around and stood beside Wendy. He pressed Wendy's shoulder and bowed his head to kiss her cheek.
"Crack." The fork in Ron's hand fell to the table. He had a long mouth, and his eyes stared from Fred to George, and then turned to Wendy.
He swallowed hard the mashed potatoes in his mouth and stammered, "George?"
"I'm George." George, who had been standing beside Wendy, raised his hand.
"You, you... scared me to death." Ron said bitterly, "It's too much."
The Gryffindors who had already sat down and watched the whole process smiled and thought to themselves: I thought the twins would be clearly separated in the future, but I didn't expect their girlfriends to accompany them to fool around.
The next day, the "Daily Prophet" published an article about the mass escape in Azkaban, and immediately after Umbridge issued a new order that teachers are not allowed to provide students with unrelated subjects. information.
Many students are dissatisfied with this.
Fred and George even blatantly played crack and pop in Defense Against the Dark Arts class.Lee Jordan said to the sweetly smiling Umbridge: "Crackling cards have nothing to do with Defense Against the Dark Arts, Professor! That's information that has nothing to do with your subject."
Of course, Li was sentenced to confinement.For some reason, Umbridge let the twin brother go this time.
For Wendy, under the tense atmosphere and the terrifying Umbridge, there are still very happy things, except for falling in love with Fred.
DA finally started the first assembly after the festival. In the non-stop practice of spells, he could feel the sense of security brought by strength, and also a sense of accomplishment of secretly resisting Umbridge.
The first meeting was still to review the previously learned spells, and it was a bit boring not to be able to learn new ones, not to mention that Harry promised that he would be able to learn the Patronus Charm after the festival.
Fred held his wand and directed the cushion suspended in mid-air.
Wendy stood beside him, looking up.
Fred turned his head slightly and said to Wendy, "Do you have any plans for Valentine's Day?"
"Yes." Wendy glanced at Fred, and her eyes locked on the cushion in the air again.
"What?" Fred stared at Wendy nervously. He couldn't control the spell anymore. The cushion in the air lost its magic support and fell down. Wendy reached out to catch it.
She grabbed the cushion with one hand, stretched out her fingers with the other hand, and hooked Fred: "Come here, I'll tell you."
Fred listened obediently. Seeing Wendy's expression, he knew that he was just too nervous. Now he enjoys this kind of intimacy very much.
"I'm thinking about where my boyfriend will go on Valentine's Day." Wendy whispered, "Do you have any good suggestions?"
Fred quickly turned his head and kissed Wendy's lips the moment Wendy finished speaking. He knew that Wendy didn't like to make out in crowded places, so he just kissed her lips lightly and quickly. open.
Straighten up, with a proud face.
Wendy covered her mouth in annoyance, looked at Fred who was smiling triumphantly in the corner of his eyes, and gave him a hard look: "You do this every time."
"That means I'm smart." Fred blinked at Wendy, and immediately changed the subject, "I don't know, I used to spend Valentine's Day with George."
"You guys are really interesting, and you even spent Valentine's Day together." Wendy curled her lips, "Let's celebrate together this year too."
Fred pretended not to hear: "Valentine's Day happens to be the day to go to Hogsmeade."
"But Hogsmeade isn't much fun, but it's okay." Wendy thought for a while, "I haven't been to that couple's cafe yet."
I've been there, it's just gross.Fred rubbed the goose bumps on his arms.
"Maybe I'll take you around the Forbidden Forest?" he suggested again.
"You are really creative." Wendy frowned and looked at Fred, but her eyes lit up, and I was really interested in her face, "I can't go back on my promise."
"It's a bit dangerous." Another idea popped into Fred's mind immediately, "Maybe I can take you to the secret passage in Hogwarts Castle?"
Wendy seriously thought about which one to choose, the Forbidden Forest or the Secret Road.
"Can we all go?" She finally asked, "Go to the secret path during the day and the Forbidden Forest at night."
"..."
The author has something to say:#
My routine is 1v1 without male and female matching, only the emotional line is sweet to the end but not long, you know it after reading it (/ω\)
Also: Don't make up several of my articles at once, the personal test will be too sweet to be sad QAQ
Thank you for all the flowers~
Thank you for the grenade of 18877327, the softness, the magic of friendship, the three mines of 11223384, the two mines of tianyi and Sichen, plus Kaka, Mijie, who allows you to grab my penis, meow, Ling Xin, babyzz, zoe Chacha, sunflower, Hualiang Yuzhen, Ah Si, acridine mines
Expensive, thank you, thank you for liking
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软趴趴不撸啪啪扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-1801:43:28
附加卡卡扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-1911:56:45
四嗔扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2019:42:37
宓婕扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2100:56:58
软趴趴不撸啪啪扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2101:41:43
tianyi扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2104:48:42
tianyi扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2104:49:04
18877327扔了1个手榴弹投掷时间:2016-04-2108:30:43
谁准你揪我的丁丁扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2112:19:43
友谊的魔法扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2122:43:40
喵扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2209:30:59
软趴趴不撸啪啪扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2302:11:56
翎欣扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2305:08:21
babyzz扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2321:06:59
四嗔扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2321:36:49
zoe茶茶扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2323:31:55
友谊的魔法扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2323:42:46
友谊的魔法扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2612:54:45
Sunflower。扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2623:10:20
花凉雨真扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0112:00:23
阿肆扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0220:47:11
11223384扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0410:21:17
11223384扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0410:21:18
11223384扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0410:52:03
吖鱼扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0511:17:35
"Our new magic trick is a hat." Fred gestured in the shape of a pointed hat.
"Hi, Fred." A Gryffindor passed by them, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, saying hello.Fred was taken aback for a moment, and then he said hello.
"Fred." When he was tapped on the shoulder again.His eyebrows were raised high.
At this time, George in front also looked back at him, and the two grinned at the same time and winked at each other.
"Let's change it." Fred said to Wendy, George slowed down, and Fred took a few steps to stand beside Angelina.
"What are you going to do?" Wendy glanced at George who was beside her, and asked.
"You'll find out in a while." George made a silent gesture, "Where did you guys just talk about?"
"A top hat." Wendy said.
George didn't even think about it, and immediately said: "That's an invisible cap." He made a gesture of putting on the hat, "As soon as you put it on, your head can be invisible." He drew a line on his neck, "Here to It's empty, like Nick with no head at all."
"I know, the ghost of your college." Wendy laughed a few times, "Why don't you wear a hat so that you can become invisible?"
"That's no different from the invisibility cloak." George shrugged. "It's boring, not fun."
There's really almost no difference between the two.Wendy was a little lost in thought.But it seems to be completely different.
"I'll bring you one next time." George promised, "It's not easy to bring it to class."
"Hi, Fred." At this moment, someone finally passed them by, greeted George, and called "George" to Fred as he passed by.
Wendy noticed that the corners of George's mouth curled up.
What a stubborn bad taste.Wendy laughed a little. She looked at the back of Fred's ginger-red head in front of her and pursed her lips.
It wasn't until he entered the hall and stopped by the long Gryffindor table that George said: "I feel itchy all over my body if I don't get called the wrong name a few times a day. It's unbearable to be called the right name all at once." Dee smiled silently, and glanced at Fred who was talking to Angelina, "Fred must have said the same thing."
"This habit is too bad." Wendy mumbled while suppressing a smile.
"Fred, there's no class tonight." Ron said to George and sat down across the long table, rubbing his eyes.As he spoke, he picked up a fork from the table, inserted a piece of potato, took a bite, and mumbled, "Harry has after-school tutoring."
"That's too unfortunate." At this moment, Fred turned around and stood beside Wendy. He pressed Wendy's shoulder and bowed his head to kiss her cheek.
"Crack." The fork in Ron's hand fell to the table. He had a long mouth, and his eyes stared from Fred to George, and then turned to Wendy.
He swallowed hard the mashed potatoes in his mouth and stammered, "George?"
"I'm George." George, who had been standing beside Wendy, raised his hand.
"You, you... scared me to death." Ron said bitterly, "It's too much."
The Gryffindors who had already sat down and watched the whole process smiled and thought to themselves: I thought the twins would be clearly separated in the future, but I didn't expect their girlfriends to accompany them to fool around.
The next day, the "Daily Prophet" published an article about the mass escape in Azkaban, and immediately after Umbridge issued a new order that teachers are not allowed to provide students with unrelated subjects. information.
Many students are dissatisfied with this.
Fred and George even blatantly played crack and pop in Defense Against the Dark Arts class.Lee Jordan said to the sweetly smiling Umbridge: "Crackling cards have nothing to do with Defense Against the Dark Arts, Professor! That's information that has nothing to do with your subject."
Of course, Li was sentenced to confinement.For some reason, Umbridge let the twin brother go this time.
For Wendy, under the tense atmosphere and the terrifying Umbridge, there are still very happy things, except for falling in love with Fred.
DA finally started the first assembly after the festival. In the non-stop practice of spells, he could feel the sense of security brought by strength, and also a sense of accomplishment of secretly resisting Umbridge.
The first meeting was still to review the previously learned spells, and it was a bit boring not to be able to learn new ones, not to mention that Harry promised that he would be able to learn the Patronus Charm after the festival.
Fred held his wand and directed the cushion suspended in mid-air.
Wendy stood beside him, looking up.
Fred turned his head slightly and said to Wendy, "Do you have any plans for Valentine's Day?"
"Yes." Wendy glanced at Fred, and her eyes locked on the cushion in the air again.
"What?" Fred stared at Wendy nervously. He couldn't control the spell anymore. The cushion in the air lost its magic support and fell down. Wendy reached out to catch it.
She grabbed the cushion with one hand, stretched out her fingers with the other hand, and hooked Fred: "Come here, I'll tell you."
Fred listened obediently. Seeing Wendy's expression, he knew that he was just too nervous. Now he enjoys this kind of intimacy very much.
"I'm thinking about where my boyfriend will go on Valentine's Day." Wendy whispered, "Do you have any good suggestions?"
Fred quickly turned his head and kissed Wendy's lips the moment Wendy finished speaking. He knew that Wendy didn't like to make out in crowded places, so he just kissed her lips lightly and quickly. open.
Straighten up, with a proud face.
Wendy covered her mouth in annoyance, looked at Fred who was smiling triumphantly in the corner of his eyes, and gave him a hard look: "You do this every time."
"That means I'm smart." Fred blinked at Wendy, and immediately changed the subject, "I don't know, I used to spend Valentine's Day with George."
"You guys are really interesting, and you even spent Valentine's Day together." Wendy curled her lips, "Let's celebrate together this year too."
Fred pretended not to hear: "Valentine's Day happens to be the day to go to Hogsmeade."
"But Hogsmeade isn't much fun, but it's okay." Wendy thought for a while, "I haven't been to that couple's cafe yet."
I've been there, it's just gross.Fred rubbed the goose bumps on his arms.
"Maybe I'll take you around the Forbidden Forest?" he suggested again.
"You are really creative." Wendy frowned and looked at Fred, but her eyes lit up, and I was really interested in her face, "I can't go back on my promise."
"It's a bit dangerous." Another idea popped into Fred's mind immediately, "Maybe I can take you to the secret passage in Hogwarts Castle?"
Wendy seriously thought about which one to choose, the Forbidden Forest or the Secret Road.
"Can we all go?" She finally asked, "Go to the secret path during the day and the Forbidden Forest at night."
"..."
The author has something to say:#
My routine is 1v1 without male and female matching, only the emotional line is sweet to the end but not long, you know it after reading it (/ω\)
Also: Don't make up several of my articles at once, the personal test will be too sweet to be sad QAQ
Thank you for all the flowers~
Thank you for the grenade of 18877327, the softness, the magic of friendship, the three mines of 11223384, the two mines of tianyi and Sichen, plus Kaka, Mijie, who allows you to grab my penis, meow, Ling Xin, babyzz, zoe Chacha, sunflower, Hualiang Yuzhen, Ah Si, acridine mines
Expensive, thank you, thank you for liking
-
软趴趴不撸啪啪扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-1801:43:28
附加卡卡扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-1911:56:45
四嗔扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2019:42:37
宓婕扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2100:56:58
软趴趴不撸啪啪扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2101:41:43
tianyi扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2104:48:42
tianyi扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2104:49:04
18877327扔了1个手榴弹投掷时间:2016-04-2108:30:43
谁准你揪我的丁丁扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2112:19:43
友谊的魔法扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2122:43:40
喵扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2209:30:59
软趴趴不撸啪啪扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2302:11:56
翎欣扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2305:08:21
babyzz扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2321:06:59
四嗔扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2321:36:49
zoe茶茶扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2323:31:55
友谊的魔法扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2323:42:46
友谊的魔法扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2612:54:45
Sunflower。扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-2623:10:20
花凉雨真扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0112:00:23
阿肆扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0220:47:11
11223384扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0410:21:17
11223384扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0410:21:18
11223384扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0410:52:03
吖鱼扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-05-0511:17:35
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