The heroine is a scum [Comprehensive Sword III]

Meng Yan's innocent eyes were wide open, she had a deep affection for the emperor, her only thought was, mother's mental retardation.

Have you ever seen a harem concubine compete with a former general?Is this an insult to her concubine level, or an insult to the former general's martial arts.

To sum up, the emperor is a brain twitch, and what's more speechless, she is sitting here right now, next to Concubine Rong, above are the emperor and empress, opposite is General Zhao, who is said to be invincible, with a dark complexion , born five big and three thick, with a thick back and a hunchback, his laughter was like thunder, and his laughter could be heard in the whole hall.

Don't laugh at his ugly parents. He has real skills. It is said that General Zhao was born as a commoner. He was brave and good at fighting, brave and resourceful.

The only fly in the ointment is that this General Zhao has not yet married a wife. Even if he becomes the Great General of Zhen Guo and dares to sit on an equal footing with the prime minister, the girls in the capital will turn pale when they hear him, and cry and say that they will not marry.

This is a face-to-face world.

Meng Yan was sitting there upright, ravaging the sleeves in her hands, looking a little restless. Seeing Meng Yan's appearance, Concubine Rong approached her with her wine glass, "Are you scared?"

The old lady is afraid of birds.Meng Yan snorted coldly in her heart. From the corner of her eye, General Zhao faced each other. The other party did not even look at Meng Yan. He took a wine glass and clinked with the prime minister. He drank with pride, but the thin prime minister suffered so much, his old face was flushed red from drinking. , It's hard to refuse even if you want to refuse.

"He is General Zhao." Concubine Rong took a sip and introduced to Meng Yan, "It is said that he is good at marksmanship. The Zhao family's marksmanship is superb, and he has never missed a shot."

"Has he ever practiced plum blossom marksmanship?" Meng Yan covered her face with a wine glass, and asked Concubine Rong quietly, is he from Tiance Mansion?

"No." Concubine Rong is also from the family of generals, and she knows what plum blossom marksmanship is. Meng Yan will ask about this, and she looks at Meng Yan with surprise, unexpectedly, this Meng family knows a little bit better.

"Have you heard a sentence?" Meng Yan drank the wine in her glass, "The wolf on the horse, the dog on the horse."

"What do you mean?" Concubine Rong suddenly became interested.

"That's right." Meng Yan put down her wine glass, knocked that Tiance off the horse, and left it to be teased by the nanny. "I want to get serious about this one."

Don't give you blood every day and treat your old lady as a sick cat. Cut Bing Xin to let you know what it means to be hanged and beaten so that you can't take care of yourself.

Concubine Rong approached Meng Yan and whispered, "Someone set up a bet on who will win between you and General Zhao, do you know what the odds are?"

"One to ten." Concubine Rong gestured, seeing that Meng Yan's face was not very good-looking, she said with a smile, "That's what you think."

Forgive you laymen.Meng Yan snorted softly, and heard Concubine Rong say, "Everyone beat General Zhao to win, only one beat you."

There are people pressing her, Meng Yan is surprised.

Seeing that Meng Yan's curiosity was aroused, Concubine Rong became proud, and said mysteriously to Meng Yan, "That's me."

"You're not afraid of losing money." Meng Yan was a little surprised.

"It's just a small amount of money." Concubine Rong waved her hand, her expression indifferent.

Really rich... Meng Yan was dazzled with embarrassment.

"But if you win, I won back not only money, but also face. What a good deal." Concubine Rong counted her fingers, saw General Zhao looking this way, and whispered, "General Zhao I count on you."

Meng Yan looked up, the Prime Minister was whispering to General Zhao, General Zhao glanced at Meng Yan while listening, first he was surprised by Meng Yan, then became disdainful, with a contemptuous attitude, I don't know what he said to the Prime Minister.

Meng Yan guessed that the prime minister probably told General Zhao that it would be fine to just do a few tricks, and don't let Meng Yan lose too badly.

After all, Meng Yan was the emperor's woman, if she was beaten too badly, the emperor would probably feel bad for her.

If you want to look good, don't ask yourself to compete.Meng Yan took a piece of pastry and was about to put it in her mouth when an untimely voice sounded.

"I heard that Zhao Qing's marksmanship is the best in the world, and there are few opponents." The emperor said with a smile. "I don't know how it will be against the beauty's sword dance?"

As soon as these words came out, the hall was silent, everyone's eyes lingered on General Zhao and Meng Yan, and then a minister stood up and flattered the emperor, "Your Majesty's swordsmanship is the reincarnation of Gongsun, which is unique in the world."

Meng Yan belongs to the emperor, to praise Meng Yan is to praise the emperor, Meng Yan's opponent is General Zhao, and to praise Meng Yan is to harm General Zhao.

So the emperor was very happy, General Zhao looked displeased, and said bluntly, "If that's the case, let's see the truth under my hand." After speaking, he clasped his fists at the emperor, got up and left the table to change clothes.

"Aren't you going?" Concubine Rong asked Meng Yan while covering her handkerchief.

"My sword is not sharpened." Meng Yan was not happy to mention this, the only pair of soldiers around her was still not sharpened, should I use it to fight?

"It's not a real fight." Concubine Rong didn't take it seriously, how could it be possible for the emperor to fight with real guns under his nose, just play house, there is only one purpose, to make the emperor happy.

Meng Yan believed it was true, got up and asked the maid to bring the pair of swords, and then prepared to go.

"The emperor's joke was a bit big." The queen said calmly with a tired face, "General Zhao is a straightforward person, I am afraid that if the Meng family loses his appearance, who will be distressed?"

"In other words, Lefang is not dancing swords by herself." The emperor didn't care, Meng Yan was indeed good-looking, but it was only good-looking, and the people below would give it away if the beauty was gone, and he would really feel sorry for the general without him.

"As long as the emperor is happy." Knowing that the emperor is cold by nature, the empress stopped persuading her and leaned there to rest.

Not long after, the two met on the stage. General Zhao was wearing a battle armor, wearing precious boots, and holding a spear in his hand. After a lot of blood, Meng Yan, on the other hand, is covered in light gauze and covered with jewels, and the soldiers in her hands are studded with precious stones, which is dazzling at first glance.

The ministers burst into laughter, and the emperor also laughed, thinking that Meng Yan was so innocent and cute that she really came out with an unsharp sword.

General Zhao breathed out his nostrils, squinting at Meng Yan, "Let's go dancing."

"Go and exchange a pair of real swords for the beauty." The emperor laughed.

"Your Majesty." Meng Yan said at this moment, she said softly, "Does it matter whether you live or die?"

The emperor didn't care, thought Meng Yan was angry, waved his hand and said, "Happy with the beauty."

"Of course." Meng Yan saluted politely, then turned and went back.

[I have won a chance for you, allowing you to use the big orange weapon this time. 】The ball of light flew around Meng Yan, and the mechanical voice was full of pride,【An extra set of Confucian style, you and other mortals will not kneel down to thank you. 】

A pair of soldiers appeared in front of Meng Yan, it was Han Sheng Ji Ying.

The cold sound is accompanied by the clear stream, and the lonely shadow is facing the empty flowers.

"Good sword." Meng Yan sighed, her clothes were changed into a Confucian style, and her long sleeves fell to the ground, swaying with Meng Yan's movements.

【Thank you yet. 】

The only answer to the light ball is a ruthless sword.

The people outside had been waiting for a long time, and General Zhao sat down next to the Prime Minister again, directly holding the jug to his mouth to drink, so that the Prime Minister could only hold up the wine glass.

"Why hasn't the beauty come out yet?" The emperor grew impatient, and ordered the eunuch beside him, "Send someone to take a look."

Just as he was talking, a gust of cold wind suddenly blew in the distance, making people feel chills behind them. When everyone was wondering, General Zhao put down the wine pot and grabbed the stage. He saw a beautiful woman in pink appearing from behind the veil. The light of the sword in his hand flashed, bringing out three-point killing intent, which aroused General Zhao's fighting spirit.

"Please give me your advice." Meng Yan walked out of the veil slowly. She changed into a completely different set of clothes. After receiving a few strikes of gold and stones, she suddenly stopped, Qingyue's gold and stones were gone, replaced by the sound of two swords tapping lightly, everyone's eyes were attracted by the pair of swords.

One long and one short are engraved with patterns. A flower-shaped ornament hangs from the hilt of the short sword, followed by plain tassels, trembling slightly in the wind. A flower is wrapped around the body of the long sword, which is elegant and extraordinary.

The pair of swords were more like dancers, but General Zhao's face became serious. He felt the sword intent from the pair of swords. These are a pair of swords that can kill people, not just for nothing.

The ministers whispered, laughing that Meng Yan was indeed a dancer, and she even brought out her performing arts outfit, but General Zhao cupped his hands and said, "Please."

As soon as the words fell, Meng Yan raised her two swords and danced. She danced beautifully, with a focused expression, as if she was admiring the dance. The dance was gorgeous and beautiful, which also shocked General Zhao.

In the past, there was a beautiful woman named Gongsun, who danced her sword and moved all directions.Everyone seems to have seen Gongsun's sword dance back then, and also remembered the next line of that poem.

This is a sword dance that kills.

Suddenly spear stabs into Meng Yan's chest. The gun is murderous, intending to kill her with one blow. Meng Yan inadvertently bends down and easily dodges the blow. The long sword opened the spear in front of him, his steps changed rapidly, the skirt raised a beautiful arc, and the short sword came to General Zhao's chest.

General Zhao took a few steps back, and made another move. The tip of the spear was pointed at the tip of the long sword, and his long legs swept away to attack Meng Yan's lower body. Unexpectedly, Meng Yan's dancing posture suddenly changed, her willow waist folded, and infinite style flowed from her eyes , one leg was half-folded, the other toe was raised, and the short sword stabbed General Zhao's eyes.

Is it his legs that are faster, or his own sword.There was a coldness in Meng Yan's eyes, this overly glamorous face finally showed its true charm, as gorgeous as peaches and plums, as cold as ice, and the cold and hot perfectly blended together in one face.

The tortoise strings are sharply tuned, the strings are plucked a few times, and they are as noisy as torrential rain.

General Zhao had no choice but to lean back to avoid Meng Yan's sword. He rolled back on the spot and dodged Meng Yan's killing move with his gun.

The two swords drew a sword mark in mid-air, Meng Yan raised the two swords and spun around, this dance is about to end, there is still a final move, the rivers and seas are condensed, hundreds of rivers converge, and thousands of fronts line.

General Zhao, who was about to make another move, suddenly stopped and covered his chest. He was injured by the invisible sword energy.

Meng Yan didn't look at General Zhao, she was concentrating on her sword dance, the last one stopped, and Meng Yan raised her swords again, feeling the end of time, the end of time, and the end of the song.

The author has something to say:

Bingxiu's beating is really painful. I was once drawn in JJC and doubted my life. I just watched the blood drip from my body, and then...

Me: nurse, nurse, can you pull me out of the battle (star eyes)

Nanny: Get out!

I can't find the skill description on the Internet at the end of the song, so I just took one and used it. If there is any mistake, please let me know. When this skill first came out, my relatives and friends were in front of me. When the big fan finished dancing, I was so angry I almost wanted to have a vendetta.

Relatives and friends: The snail still wants to milk, haha

Commentary for those who have never played the game

One of the sword three professions, Tiance, marksmanship is plum blossom spearmanship, Tiance is the only horse profession, many skills are used on horseback, once you are knocked down, you will be very passive. (Is it true that the author has never played Tiance, but was stepped on by Tiance _(:зゝ∠)_)

Bing Xin: One of the skills of Jian San professional Qixiu, the mind that can hit people, the other mind is Yunshang, nurse's mind is the name of a set of equipment, one of the best suits at present

Chilling Silent Shadow: Qixiu’s best weapon at present (also known as the Big Orange Weapon)

The words that look particularly tall in the article are definitely not original by the author, they are all explanations of Qixiu's skills