Foodies can't be broken
Chapter 1 Big Bowl of Wide Noodles
"Accidental Kitchen" recording site.
"The works of the six contestants seem to be very creative. I wonder which one the judges like?"
The enthusiastic hostess held a microphone and explained the scene to the camera.
"We saw that the judge Zhang Yu seemed to have a special liking for the squirrel mandarin fish of contestant No. [-], and he tasted several mouthfuls."
"The fresh milk lamb chops of the No. [-] contestant are also very popular. Ms. Liu Xin has been staring at it, but maybe she is afraid of getting fat, so she still dare not eat it."
"The only No. [-] contestant who made pasta is relatively inferior. So far, there are no judges...Huh?"
The hostess was taken aback, looking at the newcomer who picked up the noodles and ate a few big mouthfuls without hesitation, surprised and excited.
"Some of the judges liked it! And I tasted a lot... er, I tasted a lot."
The newcomer's name is Jiang He. He is a young actor who just debuted recently. He is milky and sweet. He is full of healing when he smiles. He is also a snack foodie. He likes food programs the most. I heard that the "Accidental Kitchen" just released is also He urges to come.
However, when he first came, he was very reserved, and he didn't respond to the various appetizers, desserts and appetizers made by the contestants, until he was called out by the manager to talk a little bit, and when he came back, he started to eat a bowl of noodles in front of him.
Jiang He ate very seriously and worked very hard. He quickly finished the whole bowl of noodles and even finished the soup.
The hostess glared at him. The bowl of noodles was quite large, and he actually... ate them all?
Jiang He put down the bowl, the expression on his face seemed to be uncomfortable for a moment, but he quickly covered it up, and looked at the fish next to him, as if he still wanted to eat.
Zhang Yu, who was sitting next to him, reminded him: "Which work do you like? Choose."
If you really like one thing, it's best not to try anything else.
When Jiang He heard his words, he turned his head and looked at him blankly. The confusion and water in his eyes made Zhang Yu stunned for a moment, and then he turned his face unnaturally and coughed.
This newcomer looks...really good-looking.
Jiang He turned his head around again, thought for a while, and seemed to have made a lot of determination, raised the face in front of Zhang Yu, and said sweetly to the camera:
"I think this noodle is delicious, and I still want to eat it, sister Miaomiao, can I eat it?"
The last question, he said to the hostess.
Seeing his wet eyes, the hostess immediately softened her heart: "Of course, you can eat it if you like."
When Jiang He heard this sentence, his eyes became more pitiful, as if what he heard was not the answer he liked.
After two seconds, he whispered again as if struggling: "But... this is brother Zhang Yu's face."
The hostess quickly said, "Zhang Yu, are you willing to give it to him?"
Zhang Yu suddenly saw several shots appearing in front of him, and he reacted for two seconds before saying, "Of course."
...Jiang He picked up Zhang Yu's face, stared at it for a while, and then buried his head and started eating again.
The hostess looked at him worriedly: Is it really okay to eat so much?
After all, in order to keep in shape, artists are very careful about eating. Even in this food show, the guests dare not eat too much. The few mouthfuls in front of the camera are all their food.
Jiang He ate a little slower this time, but he still finished the noodles one bite at a time.
As soon as he put down the bowl, Jiang He suddenly frowned, and then his face became very bad. He held his stomach and didn't speak for a long time.
Zhang Yu quickly realized that something was wrong with him, and gestured to the hostess.
The program stopped recording, and Jiang He ran out covering his mouth.
The manager Chen Xiang followed closely behind him.
Jiang He rushed all the way to the bathroom, and couldn't help it anymore as soon as he entered, and vomited cleanly into the toilet.
Chen Xiang entered the bathroom, first looked around to make sure there was no one around, then decisively locked the door of the bathroom, ran to Jiang He's cubicle and knocked on the door, with a bad tone:
"What's the matter with you! Is asking you to eat something to kill you?"
"The last time I asked you to eat that fried chicken, you acted unwillingly. You don't look like a foodie, like a fucking vegetarian!"
"Have you finished vomiting? You have to continue recording after vomiting. The program team is waiting for you."
"...Jiang He? Did you hear me?"
Chen Xiang was a little surprised when he didn't get a response, since Jiang He was flushing just now, why didn't he answer him?
Could it be that he was angry?
Chen Xiang had to slow down his tone: "I didn't force you, you said you can't sing or dance, and your acting is so-so, with no pleasing character design, how can you make the audience remember you?" ?”
"The company is already very dissatisfied with you. After all, you haven't earned even one percent of the capital invested in you by the company!"
"Jiang He? Did you hear that???"
……
In the cubicle, Jiang He fell to the ground, his face was pale, without any consciousness.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"I kicked the door!!"
"Jiang He, where's the person?!"
……
The sound of slamming the door became louder and louder, and the person who fell on the ground couldn't help but frowned and let out a soft "huh".
The fine eyelashes fluttered a few times uneasily before slowly opening them.
Jiang He's eyes were full of confusion, he stared blankly at the white ceramics in front of him, his mind was full of questions.
where is this?
Isn't the roof of the building brown? What is this white one?
The bottom is round, and it gets wider as it goes up, not like a building on the roof.
It's like a toilet...
Jiang He's eyes gradually became clear, staring at the things in front of him, his thoughts froze suddenly.
This is really a toilet!
Jiang He sat up suddenly, but accidentally knocked something, and instantly said "ah!"
When Chen Xiang heard his voice, he thought he was silent on purpose, and became even angrier.
"What, are you ready to stop recording! Jiang He!"
……
Jiang He first turned his head to look at what he knocked over: the iron shelf for toilet paper.
Then take another look at your surroundings: an unfamiliar toilet cubicle.
There is also Chen Xiang, the manager who keeps roaring outside.
Jiang He stayed where he was: ... What's going on?
Soon he was startled again, his eyes widened: No!
He... didn't he fall downstairs? !
died?
not dead?
Jiang He listened to Chen Xiang's words outside, and the more he listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, and it was mixed with a strange sense of familiarity.
Looking down at the obviously outdated and exaggerated clothes on his body, Jiang He suddenly had an incredible idea in his heart.
But the authenticity of this idea is constantly being affirmed by him...
He remembered the clothes, that damn variety show, he kept going back and watching it for the next three years, and broke the variety show repeatedly in anger.
"Accidental Kitchen"!
This is... three years ago!
Jiang He wasn't sure if he was dreaming or real, but he felt the need to verify it right away.
Chen Xiang, who was about to kick the door, just raised his foot, when the door suddenly opened in a second, he confiscated it, fell in and hugged the toilet closet.
Jiang He subconsciously stepped back twice, caringly leaving him more space to hug.
Chen Xiang was so angry that he wanted to hit someone: "Jiang He!"
Jiang He blinked: "Brother Chen Xiang, what date is it today?"
Chen Xiang stood up, patted the clothes on his body dozens of times, and then looked at Jiang He inexplicably: "What are you talking about?"
"What's the date today?" Jiang He asked persistently.
"June 23," Chen Xiang recalled the theme after answering, and his face turned ugly again, "Why don't you go back to the set! We'll lose money if we're delayed for so long!"
Jiang He took two steps back with a look of shock.
He watched "The Unexpected Kitchen" many times, and he clearly remembered that the hostess mentioned the date of the day: July NO.19.
But he also knew clearly that the time the hostess said was the broadcast time of the show.
After three years, he couldn't remember the day when the show was filmed, so the June 23rd that Chen Xiang said was actually the real date.
This is not a dream, if it were a dream he would not record the date as June.
He... Back to three years ago?
Chen Xiang's face was already blackened, and he pulled Jiang He's sleeves and walked out: "I don't care if you vomit or are stupid, you must finish recording this show for me, and the foodies must not collapse!"
Jiang He was still remembering which part of himself this was, and when he heard Chen Xiang's words, he trembled twice for an instant.
Foodies...
He can't hear these four words now, and he is afraid when he hears them, his eyes are darkened and scared.
This person set him up to make him miserable.
Hearing what Chen Xiang meant, he seemed to understand the timing.
It was after I heard Chen Xiang's entrustment on the show and forced myself to eat two big bowls of noodles.
While being dragged onto the stage, Jiang He felt ashamed.
It's over, the noodles have been eaten, and this person seems to be standing on his own.
If I remember correctly, since this turning point, he has become popular all the way, but he has never been able to get rid of the two terrible words of foodie.
……
When the hostess saw that Jiang He was back, she continued to record, and even went to Jiang He for an interview:
"Jiang He, you just ate two bowls of noodles, did you really like them? Look how touched the contestants are."
Jiang He looked back, and the fourth contestant was so moved that he cried.
He wanted to cry too, because of despair.
"So you picked number four, didn't you?" asked the hostess.
Jiang He nodded, not wanting to speak.
The hostess began to ask several other judges.
Zhang Yu didn't know why he suddenly changed his mind. Instead of choosing squirrel fish, he chose No. [-] noodles. Although he didn't taste any of it, Jiang He ate it all.
The remaining three judges chose different ones, so the winner actually became the No. [-] contestant.
This result was beyond everyone's expectation. The No. [-] contestant who was rated as the dark horse of this issue rushed onto the stage excitedly, holding Jiang He's hand and saying, "Thank you! Thank you for liking my big bowl of wide noodles! From now on I will be You're a fan, I'll cook as many noodles as you want!"
Jiang He trembled, wanting to say that he doesn't like noodles, but was dizzy by the enthusiasm of the contestants.
At the end of the recording of the show, every guest had to say something as usual. When it was Jiang He's turn, he lowered his head and took a few sips of water, as if he had finally recovered a little.
He cleared his throat and stared at the camera seriously, a beautiful and delicate face was fully exposed in the camera.
This passage was just thought of by him, and it is the only way to save this ruined design right now.
"I want to tell everyone that I'm not really a foodie, and I'm not a foodie either."
As soon as these words came out, the whole scene fell silent.
The face of the hostess froze for a moment, and the smile almost disappeared.
... This Jiang He, what are you talking about?
Several judges around also glanced at each other, everyone's faces were full of tacit shock.
The current rookie, in order to gain a position, even slaps himself in the face?
I'm not a foodie. Some time ago, I was saying everywhere that I love food and desserts, and foodie newsletters were posted all over the sky... Who is it? ? ?
Jiang He showed his signature smile with eight teeth, and his tone was sincere: "Although I occasionally eat a little more, I will consume it through exercise. After all, there is only one secret to maintaining a good figure: eat less and move more."
"I hope everyone can exercise more. While maintaining the love of food, don't forget to manage your body and exercise more!"
After Jiang He finished speaking, he compared his heart to the camera. Years of stage experience made him subconsciously maintain the best angle.
The hostess blankly controlled the field: "...Thanks to Jiang He for being weird... Oh no, it's a healthy suggestion, everyone remember to exercise more!"
After she finished speaking, she felt that something was wrong, and looked at the two judges who had round stomachs, whose clothes needed to be customized, and who weighed at least two hundred catties...
She felt that she might be crazy for what she said just now.
……
After the show aired, a trending topic about Jiang He airborne on Weibo.
This hotly searched Jianghe company has not paid a single penny.
The content is very simple, only six words.
#Jiang He said more exercise? ! #
"The works of the six contestants seem to be very creative. I wonder which one the judges like?"
The enthusiastic hostess held a microphone and explained the scene to the camera.
"We saw that the judge Zhang Yu seemed to have a special liking for the squirrel mandarin fish of contestant No. [-], and he tasted several mouthfuls."
"The fresh milk lamb chops of the No. [-] contestant are also very popular. Ms. Liu Xin has been staring at it, but maybe she is afraid of getting fat, so she still dare not eat it."
"The only No. [-] contestant who made pasta is relatively inferior. So far, there are no judges...Huh?"
The hostess was taken aback, looking at the newcomer who picked up the noodles and ate a few big mouthfuls without hesitation, surprised and excited.
"Some of the judges liked it! And I tasted a lot... er, I tasted a lot."
The newcomer's name is Jiang He. He is a young actor who just debuted recently. He is milky and sweet. He is full of healing when he smiles. He is also a snack foodie. He likes food programs the most. I heard that the "Accidental Kitchen" just released is also He urges to come.
However, when he first came, he was very reserved, and he didn't respond to the various appetizers, desserts and appetizers made by the contestants, until he was called out by the manager to talk a little bit, and when he came back, he started to eat a bowl of noodles in front of him.
Jiang He ate very seriously and worked very hard. He quickly finished the whole bowl of noodles and even finished the soup.
The hostess glared at him. The bowl of noodles was quite large, and he actually... ate them all?
Jiang He put down the bowl, the expression on his face seemed to be uncomfortable for a moment, but he quickly covered it up, and looked at the fish next to him, as if he still wanted to eat.
Zhang Yu, who was sitting next to him, reminded him: "Which work do you like? Choose."
If you really like one thing, it's best not to try anything else.
When Jiang He heard his words, he turned his head and looked at him blankly. The confusion and water in his eyes made Zhang Yu stunned for a moment, and then he turned his face unnaturally and coughed.
This newcomer looks...really good-looking.
Jiang He turned his head around again, thought for a while, and seemed to have made a lot of determination, raised the face in front of Zhang Yu, and said sweetly to the camera:
"I think this noodle is delicious, and I still want to eat it, sister Miaomiao, can I eat it?"
The last question, he said to the hostess.
Seeing his wet eyes, the hostess immediately softened her heart: "Of course, you can eat it if you like."
When Jiang He heard this sentence, his eyes became more pitiful, as if what he heard was not the answer he liked.
After two seconds, he whispered again as if struggling: "But... this is brother Zhang Yu's face."
The hostess quickly said, "Zhang Yu, are you willing to give it to him?"
Zhang Yu suddenly saw several shots appearing in front of him, and he reacted for two seconds before saying, "Of course."
...Jiang He picked up Zhang Yu's face, stared at it for a while, and then buried his head and started eating again.
The hostess looked at him worriedly: Is it really okay to eat so much?
After all, in order to keep in shape, artists are very careful about eating. Even in this food show, the guests dare not eat too much. The few mouthfuls in front of the camera are all their food.
Jiang He ate a little slower this time, but he still finished the noodles one bite at a time.
As soon as he put down the bowl, Jiang He suddenly frowned, and then his face became very bad. He held his stomach and didn't speak for a long time.
Zhang Yu quickly realized that something was wrong with him, and gestured to the hostess.
The program stopped recording, and Jiang He ran out covering his mouth.
The manager Chen Xiang followed closely behind him.
Jiang He rushed all the way to the bathroom, and couldn't help it anymore as soon as he entered, and vomited cleanly into the toilet.
Chen Xiang entered the bathroom, first looked around to make sure there was no one around, then decisively locked the door of the bathroom, ran to Jiang He's cubicle and knocked on the door, with a bad tone:
"What's the matter with you! Is asking you to eat something to kill you?"
"The last time I asked you to eat that fried chicken, you acted unwillingly. You don't look like a foodie, like a fucking vegetarian!"
"Have you finished vomiting? You have to continue recording after vomiting. The program team is waiting for you."
"...Jiang He? Did you hear me?"
Chen Xiang was a little surprised when he didn't get a response, since Jiang He was flushing just now, why didn't he answer him?
Could it be that he was angry?
Chen Xiang had to slow down his tone: "I didn't force you, you said you can't sing or dance, and your acting is so-so, with no pleasing character design, how can you make the audience remember you?" ?”
"The company is already very dissatisfied with you. After all, you haven't earned even one percent of the capital invested in you by the company!"
"Jiang He? Did you hear that???"
……
In the cubicle, Jiang He fell to the ground, his face was pale, without any consciousness.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"I kicked the door!!"
"Jiang He, where's the person?!"
……
The sound of slamming the door became louder and louder, and the person who fell on the ground couldn't help but frowned and let out a soft "huh".
The fine eyelashes fluttered a few times uneasily before slowly opening them.
Jiang He's eyes were full of confusion, he stared blankly at the white ceramics in front of him, his mind was full of questions.
where is this?
Isn't the roof of the building brown? What is this white one?
The bottom is round, and it gets wider as it goes up, not like a building on the roof.
It's like a toilet...
Jiang He's eyes gradually became clear, staring at the things in front of him, his thoughts froze suddenly.
This is really a toilet!
Jiang He sat up suddenly, but accidentally knocked something, and instantly said "ah!"
When Chen Xiang heard his voice, he thought he was silent on purpose, and became even angrier.
"What, are you ready to stop recording! Jiang He!"
……
Jiang He first turned his head to look at what he knocked over: the iron shelf for toilet paper.
Then take another look at your surroundings: an unfamiliar toilet cubicle.
There is also Chen Xiang, the manager who keeps roaring outside.
Jiang He stayed where he was: ... What's going on?
Soon he was startled again, his eyes widened: No!
He... didn't he fall downstairs? !
died?
not dead?
Jiang He listened to Chen Xiang's words outside, and the more he listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, and it was mixed with a strange sense of familiarity.
Looking down at the obviously outdated and exaggerated clothes on his body, Jiang He suddenly had an incredible idea in his heart.
But the authenticity of this idea is constantly being affirmed by him...
He remembered the clothes, that damn variety show, he kept going back and watching it for the next three years, and broke the variety show repeatedly in anger.
"Accidental Kitchen"!
This is... three years ago!
Jiang He wasn't sure if he was dreaming or real, but he felt the need to verify it right away.
Chen Xiang, who was about to kick the door, just raised his foot, when the door suddenly opened in a second, he confiscated it, fell in and hugged the toilet closet.
Jiang He subconsciously stepped back twice, caringly leaving him more space to hug.
Chen Xiang was so angry that he wanted to hit someone: "Jiang He!"
Jiang He blinked: "Brother Chen Xiang, what date is it today?"
Chen Xiang stood up, patted the clothes on his body dozens of times, and then looked at Jiang He inexplicably: "What are you talking about?"
"What's the date today?" Jiang He asked persistently.
"June 23," Chen Xiang recalled the theme after answering, and his face turned ugly again, "Why don't you go back to the set! We'll lose money if we're delayed for so long!"
Jiang He took two steps back with a look of shock.
He watched "The Unexpected Kitchen" many times, and he clearly remembered that the hostess mentioned the date of the day: July NO.19.
But he also knew clearly that the time the hostess said was the broadcast time of the show.
After three years, he couldn't remember the day when the show was filmed, so the June 23rd that Chen Xiang said was actually the real date.
This is not a dream, if it were a dream he would not record the date as June.
He... Back to three years ago?
Chen Xiang's face was already blackened, and he pulled Jiang He's sleeves and walked out: "I don't care if you vomit or are stupid, you must finish recording this show for me, and the foodies must not collapse!"
Jiang He was still remembering which part of himself this was, and when he heard Chen Xiang's words, he trembled twice for an instant.
Foodies...
He can't hear these four words now, and he is afraid when he hears them, his eyes are darkened and scared.
This person set him up to make him miserable.
Hearing what Chen Xiang meant, he seemed to understand the timing.
It was after I heard Chen Xiang's entrustment on the show and forced myself to eat two big bowls of noodles.
While being dragged onto the stage, Jiang He felt ashamed.
It's over, the noodles have been eaten, and this person seems to be standing on his own.
If I remember correctly, since this turning point, he has become popular all the way, but he has never been able to get rid of the two terrible words of foodie.
……
When the hostess saw that Jiang He was back, she continued to record, and even went to Jiang He for an interview:
"Jiang He, you just ate two bowls of noodles, did you really like them? Look how touched the contestants are."
Jiang He looked back, and the fourth contestant was so moved that he cried.
He wanted to cry too, because of despair.
"So you picked number four, didn't you?" asked the hostess.
Jiang He nodded, not wanting to speak.
The hostess began to ask several other judges.
Zhang Yu didn't know why he suddenly changed his mind. Instead of choosing squirrel fish, he chose No. [-] noodles. Although he didn't taste any of it, Jiang He ate it all.
The remaining three judges chose different ones, so the winner actually became the No. [-] contestant.
This result was beyond everyone's expectation. The No. [-] contestant who was rated as the dark horse of this issue rushed onto the stage excitedly, holding Jiang He's hand and saying, "Thank you! Thank you for liking my big bowl of wide noodles! From now on I will be You're a fan, I'll cook as many noodles as you want!"
Jiang He trembled, wanting to say that he doesn't like noodles, but was dizzy by the enthusiasm of the contestants.
At the end of the recording of the show, every guest had to say something as usual. When it was Jiang He's turn, he lowered his head and took a few sips of water, as if he had finally recovered a little.
He cleared his throat and stared at the camera seriously, a beautiful and delicate face was fully exposed in the camera.
This passage was just thought of by him, and it is the only way to save this ruined design right now.
"I want to tell everyone that I'm not really a foodie, and I'm not a foodie either."
As soon as these words came out, the whole scene fell silent.
The face of the hostess froze for a moment, and the smile almost disappeared.
... This Jiang He, what are you talking about?
Several judges around also glanced at each other, everyone's faces were full of tacit shock.
The current rookie, in order to gain a position, even slaps himself in the face?
I'm not a foodie. Some time ago, I was saying everywhere that I love food and desserts, and foodie newsletters were posted all over the sky... Who is it? ? ?
Jiang He showed his signature smile with eight teeth, and his tone was sincere: "Although I occasionally eat a little more, I will consume it through exercise. After all, there is only one secret to maintaining a good figure: eat less and move more."
"I hope everyone can exercise more. While maintaining the love of food, don't forget to manage your body and exercise more!"
After Jiang He finished speaking, he compared his heart to the camera. Years of stage experience made him subconsciously maintain the best angle.
The hostess blankly controlled the field: "...Thanks to Jiang He for being weird... Oh no, it's a healthy suggestion, everyone remember to exercise more!"
After she finished speaking, she felt that something was wrong, and looked at the two judges who had round stomachs, whose clothes needed to be customized, and who weighed at least two hundred catties...
She felt that she might be crazy for what she said just now.
……
After the show aired, a trending topic about Jiang He airborne on Weibo.
This hotly searched Jianghe company has not paid a single penny.
The content is very simple, only six words.
#Jiang He said more exercise? ! #
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