stop!This is your junior brother!

0.

After Luo Shu traveled to the bottom of the cliff, he once thought that he was a man who was going to be a certain male lead, but unexpectedly he became the master of the starting point male lead.

1.

For a considerable period of time, Luo Shu was lamenting that his golden fingers were all grandfathers, and he was obviously a good young man, so what if he was not trusted.

Later, when I was reading a novel during my break, a shiny green website opened the door to another world in Luoshu.

Since then, Luo Shu's worries have shifted from his appearance to Chrysanthemum.

But he never dreamed that his other half was actually this rigid system.

2.

Luo Shu's cooking skills are quite bad, but what's worse is that Luo Shu had been lying in the hospital bed for a long time before, eating too much bland food, and once developed confidence in his cooking skills, and felt that even a little burnt taste Also better than nothing at all.

Fang Shangqing, who was finally rescued in [-], ate a mouthful of Luoshu's barbecue and was almost sent away, finally realized the seriousness of the matter and submitted a food application to the headquarters.

As a guard against arrogance and extravagance, this is the first time that such an application has been submitted to the headquarters. After verifying the basic information, the general system had no choice but to add expensive and deadly food to the mall. "Target" became famous at the headquarters and became the man who rewrote the history of the headquarters.

Food is the most important thing for the people, and it really is the truth.

3.

When Fang Shangqing met Luo Shu, Luo Shu was already an old man. He was seven or eighty years old, with white hair and white beard, and a fairy-like character. Fang Shangqing thought he was seeing some kind of fairy——

This idea was quickly dismissed after Luoshu BBQ burned his beard.

4.

Fang Shangqing is very good at grilling meat, he can identify all kinds of spices in the jungle, and permeate the meat with the aroma of all kinds of ordinary weeds.

This effort is inseparable from Luoshu's "effort".

5.

Fang Shangqing's talent in rhythm is extremely high. Luo Shu originally wanted Fang Shangqing to learn the illusion of piano sound with him, but later dismissed this idea.

I don't know whether Fang Shangqing's mind is too pure or he was taught too well. Even though he was suppressed by his father and stepmother, he was still as gentle as a baby. No, but the technique of pacifying and hypnosis once you learn it accurately, it will make you feel happy when you listen to it. In the end, you have to learn the sword as a last resort.

Every time Luo Shu thinks of this past, he can't help but sigh, he is a shadow priest, and he has taught a baby daddy.

6.

Luo Shu's painting skills are very peculiar, and Luo Shu discovered this shortcoming very early on.

That's why Luo Shu has always wondered how Qu Qingxie's name as a Danqing master was distorted.

7.

Luo Shu's cooking skills are terrible, but Fang Shangqing's is pretty good. Poor Luo Shu is used to Fang Shangqing's cooking, and when Qu Qingxie is welcomed, he almost faints from his cooking.

8.

Qu Qingxie confessed that it took him five years to accept Luo Shu because he thought Luo Shu wanted to poison him with food.

9.

Luo Shu never thought that the things he drew had formed a genre that could only be understood in the school, just like the southern saying, conveying military information in front of the enemy, if you don't understand it, you should stare or stare.

10.

Under Luoshu's hands, Ran Xingchen experienced ten years of compulsory education from the Great Heavenly Dynasty, the liberal arts version, the kind that does not take up physical education classes.

11.

Lan Zhui is quite delicate and cute, especially when she was a child, with a baby face, small dimples, big eyes and long eyelashes, and a childish voice, when she picked up Lan Zhui, Luo Shu had a headache what to do when the girl grows up, and almost wanted to go bald .

Later, when dealing with Lan Zhui's injury, he discovered that Lan Zhui was actually a boy. Luo Shu doubted his life for a long time.

Later, Luo Shu found out sadly that even the animals at the bottom of the cliff were male.

Red pomelo's status is well deserved.

12.

Luo Shu was originally worried that there would be a bloody drama where the previous apprentices fell in love with the younger junior sister at the same time, but later he found out that he was too worried, and there were no girls in his sect.

13.

When Luo Shu picked up Zi Chehen, Zi Chehen huddled up like a small animal, which made people feel distressed.

When he woke up, he was very quiet, just covering half of his cheek with the birthmark with his hair.

Luo Shu always thought that Zi Chehen was unwilling to accept him, until it rained one night, when he got up to collect his clothes, he saw Ahen standing barefoot in front of the door, Luo Shu quickly hugged him to the bed, wanting to reprimand him , only to find that Zi Chehen's hand was firmly grasping the front of his chest.

Luo Shu thinks this kid is like a kitten, who doesn't seem to want to talk to anyone, but when he can't see the shit shoveler, he will meow anxiously everywhere, and finally lie on the shit shoveler's shoes at the door, waiting for him to come back .

14.

At the beginning, Luo Shu really didn't recognize that Zi Chechou and Zichehen were brothers. In fact, it was before Zichechou came out of the cliff that Luoshu discovered the blood relationship between the two.

When Zi Che Tiao was used as a Gu vessel, his whole body was riddled with scars. Luo Shu tried many ways to get rid of the scars on his body.And his body is seriously deficient in nutrition, so that his body shape is very different from Zi Chehen, who was carefully raised by Luo Shu.

And the two Ziche brothers have already changed their names and surnames, and there was joy in the past, and there was no hatred left.

15.

Zi Chechou is heavily controlled by his brother, but Xueling was asked to mark Zi Chehen's body because he was really worried about his brother's safety.

16.

Zi Chehen really hates his younger brother's Gu marks, he always thinks it's the same as a dog urinating to enclose a territory.

But the younger brother was worried, so he pretended that Zi Chehen hadn't found it, and just improved the effect of the insect repellent incense on his body to be stronger.

As a result, every time the calm Xueling goes to mark, he will squirm and roll into a red pomelo.

17.

Regarding why Zi Chechou was arrested again by Shi Ji, Zi Chechou said after a long time that it was actually an accident.

There are blood nests, but the one that was besieged and suppressed was a fake blood nest that he specially prepared for Shi Jijiao.

He released the news of the Nether Order and the Gu body, using his body as bait. Originally, he wanted to wait for the opportunity to turn Shijijiao's branch upside down. Doing bad things, he recruited martial arts knights.

However, this wave of operations not only destroyed himself, but also allowed him to find his master and brother.

However, after a long time, he confessed this matter, and was taught the love of master and disciple once by his elder brother and dear fellow disciples. For a month, he could only lie in the yard, sitting in a wheelchair and basking in the sun.

18.

Ran Xingchen felt hairy when he saw the limp crawling around.

Once I accidentally saw Zi Chechou taking a "bug bath" and didn't dare to approach him for ten consecutive days.

19.

The medicine people in Zi Chehen's hands were basically executed prisoners who were smuggled out by Ran Xingchen, and the medicine for Ran Xingchen's body was tested on these people.

The medicine Zi Chehen boiled was comparable to Luo Shu's cooking skills.

For a long time, Ran Xingchen couldn't figure out why he had to find fault with himself.

20.

In fact, Zi Chehen's cooking skills were very good at the beginning, until he found that the medicinal food he had boiled was always disappearing.

Zi Chehen's taste of boiled medicine perfectly got Luoshu's true biography.

21.

At the beginning, Baiguzhi's skin hunger and thirst were very serious.

Gradually Luoshu cured Baiguzhi's problem, but Baiguzhi still liked to cling to him.

The problem was that Luo Shu was four or five years old at the time, while Baiguzhi was already fourteen or five years old.

Run up, bounce, pounce!

Hey, it's so heavy.

fed up.

Luo Shu rubbed itchy powder on himself.

22.

Luo Shu always thought that Tingfeng Pavilion was a very high-ranking organization.

Until I saw the style of obscene clothes of "the most beautiful man in the rivers and lakes", I stood doubting my life for a long time.

"Will anyone really buy this kind of thing?"

"Yes, cough, actually these gossips are our main source of finance."

"But what's the use of recording the number of times this corrupt official goes to the toilet every day? He's pretty good looking...but is there still a chance meeting in the toilet?"

"That's not true. Those who buy this kind of news are usually the Shadow Pavilion, toilet assassination and so on."

"..."

23.

The red pomelo is very skinny and greedy, Luo Shu has always been worried about where to put the red pomelo until it becomes a big fat man.

Later, I found that red pomelo can be eaten but not fat, and I always feel that red pomelo is thin, so I tried to feed it.

Hongyou: It's too difficult for me.

24.

At the bottom of the cliff, Luo Shu liked to chat with [-] at night.

[-] knew that Luo Shu was afraid.

As a qualifying system, [-] searched for "how to help sleep".

Finally opened a mysterious website.

"Host, do you want to see this?"

Luo Shu looked silent for a long time.

"Xiao Ba, do you know that it is illegal to spread pornographic videos?"

25.

Luo Shu has always felt that the intranet in [-] should be cleaned up.

Luo Shu, who had been lying on the bed all day, clutched his waist and thought so.

26.

Practice brings true knowledge.

Manpower really can't compete with machinery.

27.

"Xiaoba, why do you usually call me host?"

"Habit."

"Why do you sometimes call me Luo Shu?"

"...Love is deep." Don't think you are just the host.

"Why do you call me the host when...?"

"Then why did the host call me Zi Wu?"

son no ~

Son no!

Son, son no?

Zi Wu, Zi Wu, Zi Wu!

child no...