[comprehensive] dark woman

"Dark girl, please keep this vortex symbol." Kushina regained her senses from her worries about the future, looked at the dark girl and smiled, "Although I don't intend to hand over the enchantment class to anyone, but for them As far as you are concerned, you will still obey the orders of the person who holds the vortex symbol, so it also indirectly means that you have become the leader of the enchantment class."

As she spoke, she looked at Kakashi again and said, "I remember when you were a child, you were only a little tall, and you ran around following Gardenia every day. But even Parker knew to stay away from that woman who was messing with it all day long, but you were stupid They didn’t respond at all, and they didn’t even know they were being punished.”

Kakashi frowned seriously at what Kushina was talking about about the enchantment class, thinking about the deep meaning, and glanced at the real No. [-] dark girl at this moment.Then he was taken aback by Jiu Xinnai's divine strike, and then smiled awkwardly.

He was indeed a little dumb when he was a child, but he was not stupid.He knows what kind of person Uchiha Gardenia is, but facing such a gentle woman who can smile, he directly ignores the flaws in Uchiha Gardenia's character because he expects maternal love in his heart.

"But fortunately, I'm not as stupid as I was when I grew up." Kushina said with emotion, but she didn't want to think about how tears would be in the eyes of people who were punished by Kakashi, such as Anonna, if her words were heard.

Where is this stupid?He is simply a human being, and in modern times, he is a criminal with a high IQ!

Looking up at the loose Kakashi standing next to her, Anono sighed deeply, but a wish arose in her heart.When she can become Kakashi's captain, she must be paid [-] points with him!

Kakashi Nine... Ah no, Kakashi One!She is nine!

Putting the whirlpool symbol in her hand back into her ninja bag, she suddenly thought that just now Kushina said that she was ten months pregnant.That is to say, due to give birth soon!

"By the way, what's the date today?" Due to her long-term mission, she stayed in the field every day, and slept for three days after returning to the village, which caused the dark woman's sense of time to be a bit problematic.

"Number Nine." Jiu Xinnai smiled and stretched out her hand to pinch An Nu's cheek, and her tone couldn't help but laugh: "It's true that people who do tasks are stupid."

"Oh, the ninth..." He nodded suddenly, and asked with his eyes widened in the next second: "October ninth?!"

Fuck!It turns out that tomorrow is the day when Nine Tails will attack the village!

The whole person was occupied by a capitalized ignorance. Looking at Jiu Xinnai's gentle and curved smiling eyes, the dark woman felt speechless, and at the same time felt extremely lost and powerless.

She can't even beat a Kakashi, let alone Kyuubi.Although her own Mu Dun can restrain Nine Tails, An Nu is selfish in her heart, and she doesn't want to die.Because besides Kyuubi, there is also Obito.

So facing Kushina's smile, for some reason, she suddenly felt guilty and lost.Mingming has come to the anime world in his heart, and he has seen the male god and the second and fourth generation of the male god.But she is not even as good as a pebble in this world.

She can't change everything, and she doesn't want to change everything.She just wants to see the natural development and work hard to live on.She didn't want Jiu Xinnai and the fourth generation to die, but she didn't have such a big obsession to let them live, let alone the ability to let them live.

At present, in this world, there is no one who can make her obsessed with giving up her life to protect her.

"What happened today?" Kakashi asked strangely, and Kushina also looked at her curiously.

"It's okay, just a little uneasy." The dark woman didn't want to say everything selflessly, and then be suspected.So she just said: a little disturbed.

Facing the vague reminder from the dark girl, Jiu Xinna just smiled, then patted her on the head, and said indifferently: "I'm tired, you go shopping, I..."

Kushina's smile twisted suddenly, and he quickly covered his stomach, then frowning and fell silent.

"Master!" Kakashi was frightened by Kushina's sudden situation, and hurriedly said, and raised his head to call out to the third generation upstairs.

"It's okay, Kakashi." Kushina's face was rather ugly, but she still raised her hand to stop Kakashi's behavior and said, "It will be fine in a while."

The dark girl stood aside, looked at Kushina, reached out and pulled Rakakashi's sleeve and said, "Master Uzumaki is contracting, and it will be fine in a few minutes. But it needs to be sent to the hospital for observation in time. Because it will be produced at any time."

When a woman gives birth, she often needs to go through uterine contractions, and then the cervix is ​​fully dilated before she can give birth.This is the knowledge about obstetrics among the medical knowledge she has seen.As a boy, Kakashi probably wouldn't open it when he saw the word obstetrics, so it's normal not to know.

Kakashi had a weird expression on his face, then scratched his cheek and said, "Then shall we accompany you to the hospital?"

To be honest, Kakashi really hasn't read any information related to women. He reads information, geography, and ninjutsu every day.

"No need, I'm here for self-cultivation, that's why I came down and sat down." Jiuxinna slowed down, and after going through the pain of contractions for a few minutes, his face became normal, and he smiled and said, "I'll go by myself." Go back to the third generation's house, Master Pipazi will take care of me."

After she finished speaking, she stood up, walked towards the residential building behind her, and looked up in the direction of the third generation.At the same time, he found that Pipazi was already standing by the window waving to her, motioning her not to move, and hurriedly left from the window. Before leaving, he yelled at the third generation in dissatisfaction.

Kakashi and Anono followed behind Kushina, worried that she would walk back by herself.When Jiu Xinnai saw Pipazi beckoning, he calmly sat back on the stone bench and smiled, "It seems that Master Pipazi is going to be angry."

As soon as her words fell, a figure ran out from the gate of the residential building, and shouted anxiously: "Jiu Xinnai, stand up quickly, how can you sit on a stone bench, it is not good for your health, and you will easily catch cold!"

Pipazi ran to Jiu Xinnai's side, helped her up complainingly, and then preached: "Having a baby is a big deal, you have to be careful. And that guy Ri Zhan dared to let you come out alone, if something happened What can I do?"

She was dissatisfied in her mouth, but her eyes were full of care and worry.Holding Kushina's arm with the palm of his hand, he helped her up, and then looked at Kakashi and Anono with a surprised face, and his tone was a little strange and dissatisfied: "Kakashi, when did you guys come? But seeing Kushina Sitting on the stone bench, Nai didn't know what to say, I wonder if women are very fragile at this time, it's really..."

"Okay, Master Pipa!" Kushina helplessly interrupted the other party, looked at Kakashi who was stiff, embarrassed and speechless, and Anono who didn't respond, and said, "You guys continue to walk around. , Master Pipazi and I went back."

After she finished speaking, she and Pipazi turned and walked towards the residential building, with a gentle and helpless smile on their faces, and said something to Pipazi in a low voice. After speaking, Pipazi showed a helpless smile and shook Shaking his head and leading Kushina into the gate, he could no longer see his back.

The dark woman looked at the back of Kushina leaving, feeling lonely in her heart, so she waved to Kakashi beside her and said, "I'm going back to write the mission report, and I will try to hand over the report to the fourth generation tomorrow."

"Then I'll go on a mission." Kakashi nodded, and he planned to go in another direction. After turning around, his eyes were full of gentleness. After walking two steps, he stopped again to see the direction Kushina left. showed expectant eyes.Naruto's little life means a lot to Kakashi.

This is one of the objects he has worked hard to protect for half a year. This is the child of his closest teacher, and it is also the object of his heart.He pinned his vanished hopes on this unborn child, and he wanted to see if the teacher's child, the child he had pinned his hopes on, could really grow his hopes and defeat him. His inner darkness.

Kakashi has no hope, he can't get rid of the darkness in his heart, so he can only pin his hope on an unborn child that everyone thinks is 'perfect'.He knew it was unfair, but for him now, fairness was just a noun, it couldn't represent anything.

Anono turned and left the residential building, jumped onto the roof of a short building in the distance, turned around and looked at Kakashi who was still standing there.She shook her head in pity, but felt that she was not qualified to show such emotions, because she was also one of the NPCs in this plot.What the future holds and whether the facts she saw will change are unknown.Perhaps one day, she will also become an existence pitied by 'outsiders', and a person who is pitied.

But no matter what, now she can only shake her head when facing the Nine-Tails matter, then sit back and watch with a sigh.Thinking of this, An Nu left here, headed for the dormitory, and bought a pen on the way.Because there is only one pen in Kakashi's dormitory, and she shot a bird yesterday.After buying the pen, she took a detour to the Anbu Logistics Department and asked them to help clean up the blood in the dormitory.

Finally, when she returned to the dormitory, it was already an hour later.In order to hand over the mission report to the fourth generation before tomorrow night, Annu speeded up her writing speed and couldn't resist writing it in more detail.

Because this is the first mission report for the fourth generation to see her, and it may be the last one.

Although... the fourth generation probably won't finish watching.

……

In the serious writing of the report, Kakashi never returned, and Anono stayed up all night to write the mission report. She didn't finish it until noon the next day, and she wrote a total of 14 words.

This is the result of her frantic writing with five illusion clones/avatars overnight. The pen she bought on the way has already been used up by her, and now she uses a dozen pens that she bought later on the street.In the trash can, there were also a few pens scattered in a mess, all of which were the results of her night.

After carefully arranging the half-meter-high stack of papers in front of the table, An Nu looked at the window, only to find that the sun had already begun to slant, entering the afternoon.She hurriedly hugged her mission report and hurried to Hokage's office.

After arriving at the Hokage Tower, it was still the same, jumping out of the window.

As soon as she jumped into the window, Anono saw Kakashi standing in front of the fourth generation, holding a scroll in his hand to hand in the task.There was no change on his body, not even blood stains, and the whole person seemed rather loose.After hearing the voice at the window, he looked over.

"What did you get?" Kakashi looked strangely at the half-meter-high stack of paper Anono was holding, and asked after collecting the task rewards given to him by the fourth generation.

"The mission report for the A-level long-term mission has just been written, and I brought it over before I had time to revise it." The dark woman struggled to hold the report higher than her head, and put it on the table in front of the fourth generation. , and saw the dull and shocked face of the fourth generation without any surprise.

The fourth generation stared at the half-meter-high mission report in front of them, and seemed to want to show a gentle smile, but could only pull out a dumbfounding expression: "Is this your mission report?"

It's unbelievable, since he became Hokage, he has never seen such a terrifying mission report!Regardless of the height or the number of words, it is a miracle!

Reaching out to take down the top two sheets, the four generations read them line by line, wondering what important things were written in the dark woman's long mission report.

Kakashi on the side also looked slightly stunned, so he reached out and took out the next two sheets of paper, and after reading a few lines, he looked up in disbelief.At this moment, Shidai also happened to look up, with the same unbelievable expression, and collided with Kakashi's eyes, both of them looked like they had been refreshed in their worldview.

On the other hand, Anono looked at the fourth generation expectantly, with a proud face: "This is the first time I write a mission report. Kakashi said that the description is enough, so I stayed up all night and wrote it seriously."

"The seriousness is commendable, but..." Sidai looked at the content on the paper in front of him:

【……12点50：夕日队长杀了一只野猪。12点51：漩涡大人结束了5号结界系统的维护。12点52：我肚子饿了，杀掉了一只路过的野鸡。……】

"But it's too cumbersome, and I feel like I haven't recorded any important points." At first, I was able to maintain a smile and flip through a few pages, until I found that each page contained such content, and the fourth generation suddenly couldn't laugh.

"Kakashi said that you can write the mission report like this. Although it will cause you a little trouble, my report is absolutely complete and has recorded a lot of key points." The dark girl looked at Kakashi without hesitation, The emotion in his eyes was extremely sincere, and Kakashi looked at him with a bad feeling.

"Ahem! Kakashi, you have also sent out a lot of missions, and you have written a lot of mission reports." The fourth generation coughed twice, and continued to dig through the girl's mission report, but was confused by the large amount of useless content in it. Got some headaches.

"...Yes." There was a silent pause of two seconds, Kakashi's one black eye drooped weakly, and the embryonic dead fish eyes silently stared at Annu, the emotion in the eyes was very single, clear and easy to understand, that is: You wait for me!

Shrugging her shoulders, An Nu put her hands in the pockets of her windbreaker, her eyes were still full of sincere emotion, but her facial expressions—especially the corners of her mouth—had already evoked a big arc, and the mood of gloating was undoubtedly revealed.

"Since the mission report of the dark girl was taught by you, then you should review it. Remember to extract the key points and rewrite a copy for me." The fourth generation didn't even take a breath, so he turned his eyes half a meter away. Gao pushed the mission report to Kakashi, with a good reason: "You are also a ninja, and you will become the captain sooner or later, so it is also beneficial to learn more about the mission report."

"...Yes." Kakashi slowly answered the fourth generation's words, and Kakashi pressed one hand on the mission report, scanning its half-meter-high thickness. This time he did not sigh, but lowered his head in lovelessness .Then she looked at An Nu with a blank expression, her tone was very calm and calm: "I'll teach you how to write mission reports when you go back."

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to pick up the half-meter-high mission report, looking at the stack of papers in his arms that almost reached the tip of his nose, Kakashi really regretted it a lot.

If he had known that An Nu's memory was so abnormal, killing him would not have caused An Nu to write nonsense by herself.Now it's all right, the fourth generation has no trouble, but he is going to be miserable.Thinking of this, Kakashi's dead fish eyes became more obvious, and he looked at the dark girl with ambiguous meaning and added a sentence: "I heard that a high tower was opened in the No. 44 training ground recently, and I will teach in the high tower How do you write your mission report?"

The corners of her gloating mouth stiffened because of Kakashi's abrupt words. Anono turned her head to see him jumping out of the window with the mission report in his arms. She couldn't help shaking her shoulders, looked at the fourth generation and pulled the corner of her mouth and asked: "Fourth generation Sir, do you have any long-term tasks, leave them to me, and make sure to complete them!"

Looking at Kakashi's appearance, it is the rhythm of killing her in the No. 44 training ground!It is better to find a long-term mission to go out and hide.

"I don't think you are... not very suitable for long-term missions." Hesitating for a moment, the fourth generation recalled the half-meter-high mission report he had just seen, and suddenly firmed his tone, and looked at An Nu seriously and honestly: "You It's better to learn how to write mission reports with Kakashi first!"

He never wanted to see such a terrifying half-meter-tall mission report again in his life!The fourth generation silently rejoiced, rejoiced that he was so witty, and directly pushed the report to Kakashi, otherwise it would be half a meter tall... He would have to be exhausted to finish reading it!

"Ah...?" Looking at the fourth generation with a dazed expression, An Nu knew what it means to throw a rock at her own foot.Sure enough, people need to have self-knowledge. Before provoking others, it is better to compare their combat effectiveness.

"You should rest for the past two months, and sort out the induction system around Konoha by the way." The fourth generation said with a smile, and mentioned the induction system while talking, and gradually restrained his smile, and said solemnly and sadly. : "Annu, the Flying Thunder God spell I gave you is not the original spell of Master Nidaime, but modified by me."

Seeing the change in Sidai's expression, Annu quickly looked at him intently, and thought about the deep meaning of what he said.

The author has something to say: PS: I haven't written it yet, I will go to work in the afternoon and write it in the evening... Tears