Group favorite daughter [Zhongyingmei]

In Queens, New York, a secret underworld arms deal is going on in the remote and dark alleys. The atmosphere is dignified and dangerous. Sin breeds in the mud and spreads in the darkness of this brightly lit city...

"Ohshit! Why do you want to read this boring narration that doesn't match Britney Spears' style!"

A card scribbled crookedly was randomly thrown from a high altitude. The man sitting on the roof was wearing a leather red and black two-color tight uniform, with two long guns cross-bound behind his back, and various weapons strapped to his legs. With the sound of his happily shaking legs, he turned back and forth the remaining cards in his hand and threw them away. He suddenly raised his head and approached the camera. The white circles on the headgear representing the eyes curved into smiling eyes, and his hands tilted his head and held his face like a girl. The tone was pleasantly surprised, "Hi~ cuties, hello. Although I have only played 260 characters so far, you must have guessed who I am. That's right, Dead——pool—the face of DC Marvel HP One Piece The most handsome, the biggest, the thickest and the tallest Deadpool Gage! If you haven’t seen Gor’s movie, you must watch it~ Although it is said that it can only be released exclusively on Baidu Cloud Disk because it is too pornographic, it’s all because they are jealous of Gor’s beauty , As for why you say I don't swear now?"

Deadpool crossed his arms and said in an angry and distressed tone, "Can you blame me?! Forgive Green and the author for being afraid that my pure yellow heart like a big Siberian mango frightened you lovely little angels. Snake! So I can only share new poses with hot girls with big breasts, thin waists and upturned asses on the sex bed, okay, okay, let's see where we said before."

"Oh, that's right, this group of people is doing a criminal arms deal—" Deadpool turned his head and exclaimed as if suddenly reacting, his white eyes widened, "My God, they are actually trading arms, why is such a good business? No one hired bro, I said, they missed the best mercenary in the world! It's so blind, short-sighted stupid gangster villain has no future! Poor little cannon fodder ~ doomed to be killed by bugs It has become an experience upgrade~”

Regretfully finished evaluating the cannon fodder villain, Deadpool shook his legs and rested his chin, and looked at the alley not far away with melancholy eyes, "So why doesn't Xiao Chongchong come out? I'm so bored waiting, I want to kill someone~ ~"

Spider-Man, who was stalking in the dark corner of the wall, sneezed suddenly, almost alarming the criminals who were trading on the opposite side. He quickly raised his hand and shot out the spider web, quickly stood at attention and flashed to the billboard. Rubbing his nose, the young man's voice was a little muffled, and he communicated with Ned in the earphone with a breathy voice, "Could it be that I have a cold?"

"Do spiders catch a cold too? Probably someone is thinking about you." Ned, the only good brother who knows his identity, is providing technical support remotely. Have the courage to confess to Liz?"

"Don't be kidding Ned." The boy's cheeks under the mask were slightly hot, and Peter rubbed his face depressedly and excitedly, "It's not like you don't know how big a secret I accidentally learned."

There are secrets that can't be said to hold back a super test of willpower!

Ned rolled his eyes, "You talked about it several times a night, and you didn't tell me. I don't know how big it is."

Peter opened his hands and gestured, "The super-big one!"

"Greater than you are Spider-Man?"

"..." Peter thought for a while and nodded affirmatively, "Yeah!" Mr. Stark is super important to him, and he admires it so much!

"It's immoral, brother," Ned howled twice, and suddenly became serious. "Hey Peter, they seem to be over!"

"Well, your New York neighbor Spider-Man is here!"

Spider-Man raised his wrist and pulled up the snow-white spider's silk, swaying past, and slammed the box that was about to be handed over to the wall, hanging it upside down and greeted cheerfully, "Good evening, guys~ It's not safe to walk outside without sleeping at night. It's better not to go into such a small alley."

"It's Spider-Man!" There was an exclamation from the crowd in the alley, and both sides turned their guns on the superhero in red and blue grid tights, but when the red shadow flashed in front of them, they lost their target. Head flies are generally crowded in the alleys.

"Hey, don't be so irritable in hot weather, and don't be so loud that you will scare the little wild cats passing by. You have to love the weak animals to be cute." Quickly throw a group of people without distinction and stick them to the wall , Spider-Man embraced the little wild cat with fried fur that was almost hit by the bullet with one hand, and sent it to the tree with one hand, kicked the tree trunk with one foot and bounced himself back to draw a beautiful curve, and the spider silk was collected in a roll Enemy weapons, "It's useless even if you become cute."

After catching all kinds of guns bundled together and turning them over, Spider-Man exclaimed, "Wow, new modified guns, are you villains so rich? But guns and ammunition are still too dangerous and easy to accidentally hurt yourself. Let me replace them first." Find a safe place to store it." After speaking, he threw it back and hung it firmly on the eaves.

The little spider clapped his hands, "Okay, now let's discuss how to get to the cute police station, comeon!"

Compared to physical strength and agility, everyone present could not compare to the young Spider-Man. The group of people who had their weapons confiscated ran out scramblingly, but there were always one or two spider silks flying away like eyes. Come.

Slamming the fastest man's head into the wall, Spider-Man exclaimed as he saw the cracked and peeling wall, grabbed him by the collar and pulled him up, apologetically, "Oh, I'm sorry I tried too hard , I thought you were the first to report to the police station in a hurry, don't worry, I will take it easy next time."

"Oh, sorry, your arm seems to be dislocated. It seems that you have to call the hospital before you can drink tea."

"Don't be afraid! Don't look at the thin strands of spider silk hair. It's very elastic and won't break. It's super fun to dangle upside down!"

"911? Oh, I don't think I called 911 yet, so I'll borrow your phone, buddy."

From the dark alley came the energetic chattering voice of a young boy, mixed with muffled sounds of physical collisions and cries of pain uninterruptedly.The black and white cow kitten that was rescued by Spiderman waited and watched on the tree for a while, then jumped off the tree and walked away leisurely on catwalks.

The gangster who was smeared on the ground by Spiderman and stepped on by the little milk cat with paw prints on his face burst into tears: Do you still care about superheroes bullying people? !

tube.

Someone is in charge.

Spider-Man, who is doing his best to save the world every day, was about to leave contentedly when a red figure descended from the sky, put his hand on his shoulder and slapped him hard, his tone was indescribably joyful.

"Little Chongch~ I knew you were definitely coming, so I'll make you wait~ I haven't seen you for a long time, haven't you missed me?"

"Wei! De!" Spiderman was staggered by the sudden forceful shot, and rolled his eyes angrily, "Didn't you go to accept the mission, why did you come back again?"

God knows why he is so idle every day as a mercenary! ?I've been chattering around with him all day, and the little spider will be moved to tears when he finally leaves, okay? !

"Oh, don't mention it," Deadpool artificially raised his hand to wipe away his tears, his tone resentful, "Brother accepted the task only to find out that the person who issued the task was a fucking poor ghost, and his sister-in-law ran away with his money! He The poverty is so sad that it makes people vomit, how can I have the heart to let this poor and lonely person live in this world without any money? So I charged five times the amount of the mission goal and sent him to see my goddess."

Spider-Man complained, "Isn't your goddess the goddess of death?"

"Yes," Deadpool looked up at the pitch-black night sky 45 degrees, and sang his sincere love with an aria full of affection, "Since I can't accompany my lover, then I can only ask others to convey my deep love for you." meaning."

Peter Little Spider Parker: Throwing rubbish at her place every day, it's strange that the goddess of death can love you, okay? !

Deadpool sobbed, shook off the tears that didn't exist in his hands, and hugged Spider-Man cheerfully, "Of course I just stopped by to see you this time, you must know that I die every few minutes, although your Buttocks are cute—"

As he said pinching it, the little spider jumped away clutching his butt with a groan, and was pulled back by Mr. Mercenary.

The little spider kept away vigilantly, "You you you you——"

"What are you, don't worry, although many people are sluts, but my brother likes supermodel hot girls with blond hair, blue eyes, breasts and buttocks - oh ho ho, Chris Evans' sexually transformed version of the US team is also super hot Super sexy!" Deadpool held his face and screamed, "But Xiao Chongchong, you are not my type."

The screen of "Captain America's sex change" was swiped in his mind, and the little spider widened his eyes in horror, "Then what are you doing here?!"

"I have a little thing for you to help, don't be too touched," Deadpool jumped over and hugged the struggling little spider, and with the other hand, he took out the pocket of another dimension in his lower body, and took it under the little spider's terrified eyes. Take out a cylinder, "Oh, insecticide?" Throw it away, and then dig out--

"Yes!" Holding the hand of the little spider, Deadpool slapped the crumpled paper in his palm, "That's it, you have to find someone for me."

The little spider was desperately feeling the warm touch through the gloves, his arms were stiff and his scalp was numb, "...Looking for someone?"

"That's right," Deadpool slumped his shoulders, and dark clouds of frustration instantly enveloped the entire background, "Brother finally came to this universe, and the result was that he chopped off Ajax's kung fu sweetheart and disappeared again——"

The innocent and kind little spider blinked his eyes, thinking that although Deadpool is unreliable, it is always hard to lose someone who cares about him. Maybe he is just not good at expressing his emotions so he hides it with a cheerful appearance?

Wasn't his previous behavior too indifferent?

Holding the crumpled paper with two fingers, Peter looked at the irregular wavy lines painted with red crayon on it, and asked uncertainly, "...then this is?"

Deadpool leaned on the wall and grieved, "Her sound wave."

Little Spider: ...

If he believes in Deadpool's mouth again, he is a little pig! !

The author has something to say: Originally, Ji Mei had packed up and was ready to appear on the stage, but in the end——

Deadpool: balabalabala

Small spider: balabalabala

Two people touch one piece: balabalabalabalabalabalabala