Group favorite daughter [Zhongyingmei]

[Theme post: Excuse me, what should I pay attention to when I go to kindergarten on the first day? 】

[ELLA: I'm going to kindergarten tomorrow, what should I pay attention to? 】

[? ? ?Is the landlord going to kindergarten or sending the child to kindergarten? 】

[...I don't remember most of the things in kindergarten, Xianyulai.jpg, and there is no child TAT that can be sent to kindergarten]

【If you want to send your child to kindergarten, first...】

【You have……】

【is having a……】

【friends with benefits! 】

【********! 】

【Fuck, how can you drive with such a pure problem? ! 】

【ELLA: I'm going to kindergarten. 】

[Oh my god, cover the landlord's eyes, baby, don't look at those messy things. 】

[Wait, Halloween has just passed, and it's not the time to enter school. Did the kid just transfer to another school? 】

[ELLA: It's okay, but it's not necessarily confirmed. Dad said let me experience it for a day. 】

[Don't be afraid, the kindergarten children and teachers are very easy to get along with, and there are many interesting and fun extracurricular activities, you can make a lot of good friends~]

[The friend upstairs saw that there were children at home. My boy hated going to kindergarten for a while. In order to get revenge, I sent him to school and cut off my well-maintained beard while I was sleeping...]

[Distressed upstairs. 】

【How old is the kid?Before you go, you can chat with your parents more. On the first day, you will be a little strange, so be bold, just think of it as a different place to play. 】

How old?The little girl lay on the bed and pursed her lips, remembering her complicated age calculation method. According to the file, she should be a little over five years old this year, but according to the birthday determined by Jarvis' father, she is on February [-]th. It's my birthday on the [-]st, and I'll be six years old soon, or...

[ELLA: Thank you for your suggestions. I am 5.7 years old this year, and I am not used to going to kindergarten for the first time. 】

[? ?Before that?My baby went to kindergarten when he was one year old. 】

[It's really late to go to kindergarten now, this is the age of the big class, and I can go to primary school directly after the summer vacation next year. 】

[ELLA: At home, with the dads. 】

After thinking about it, I added, [I can go directly to higher grades, but my father recommends that I start from kindergarten. 】

【Family education?Although I didn't like kindergarten before, I can really learn a lot in kindergarten. 】

[Have you not noticed the digital expression of 5.7 years old?Children who are only five years old can calculate such numbers?The first grade is still learning addition and subtraction. 】

[How many grades did you learn the concept of multiplication and division?Black question mark face.jpg]

[ELLA: Do you need to be more accurate?is an approximate number, approximately equal to 5.712. 】

【…】

[After chatting so much, don't you realize that we are chatting with a child in his early five years old?Oh My God. 】

[...The order of speech is completely correct, the logic is clear, and the typing speed is also very fast. God knows that when my child was five years old, he always had to ramble a lot to get to the point! 】

[I'm a little skeptical, is the host really a child? 】

[I just saw the name of the post and felt a little familiar. I went back and looked it up, and I really found it. Two months ago, the host posted a question asking my father. Although in the end they quarreled over how many fathers, I'm not so bored that I post fake posts every two months, I think too much upstairs. 】

【Wait, I seem to have seen that post too, so you changed kindergarten because of your new dad? 】

Ella: ...

If I knew it earlier, I would have changed to an anonymous post, and I can’t say that there is one more now...

I replied to a few well-meaning netizens, and after seeing it, I was distorted by strange associations. The little girl closed the page, turned over and looked up at the light blue ceiling with many small stars floating, her golden eyelashes trembled, and her eyes A piece of the sea trembled and rippled.

After much deliberation, I decided to find my fathers!

"Tony papa~" threw herself on Tony's back from behind, and the little girl pressed against his head like a calf with just grown horns, "Why should I go to kindergarten?"

Tony, who learned of the little girl's arrival from Friday, was not surprised, fiddling with a steel mask in his hand, "You don't want to go?"

"Yeah." Little Naiyin hummed coquettishly, "Peter and Little Wing are both in middle school~"

"I can also go to middle school to attend lectures. I can learn humanities knowledge in other ways."

Tony: "Like?"

Tilting her head, the little girl lay on his generous back, swayed gently on tiptoe, and answered softly.

"Reading, or practical activities?" I thought about it again, "Or I can go to the nearest university to attend lectures."

The heart made of steel was melted by the gentle shaking on the back. Tony raised his hand to hold the little girl's short arms folded in front of her neck, and his body swayed back and forth with the little girl, like two swinging carrots.

"That's not enough, dear." Tony raised his head and touched the back of her head. "Or to put it another way, going to kindergarten is also a practical activity?"

"Ok?"

"Look, everyone around you is a few years older than you—except Xiao Hei, so you have to learn how to get along with peers, don't you need more contact with peers to get the most direct data? ?”

The little head resting on the socket of the shoulder moved hesitantly, "Yes."

"Although the Internet is very developed, there are always some things that are not available on the Internet, not even Jarvis's database." He touched the top of the little girl's hair with his backhand, and Tony's gaze pierced through the void, freezing at an unknown point There was also an imperceptible sense of sadness in the voice, "Although it is useful, it is not omnipotent."

Ella blinked, "So to be a 'good' person, I have to fit in and not rely on the internet?"

"Everyone has flaws, there is no absolute 'good' person."

The corner of his mouth curled up unconsciously, and Tony tilted his head and kissed the little girl vigorously, "But the back is completely correct, baby is awesome!"

"But I still don't want to go," said the sweet and soft voice earnestly, with the feet of the little rabbit slippers stepping back and forth on the ground, "Look, Papa Jarvis has been a human for a shorter time than me. , but Dad doesn’t have to go to school.”

After finishing speaking, the little girl paused, "Where's Dad?"

"He went to the Malibu villa to do something." Tony said casually, then fell into deep thought.

That's right, so Jarvis should go to school too!

Big caramel-colored eyes turned to the little girl, Tony's tone was very serious, "Ella, what do you think, how about we make a five-year-old bionic body for Lao Jia? So that he can go to school with you."

Five-year-old Jarvis' dad...

There seems to be a cobalt blue eye with light blond short hair in the light blue eyes, the baby's fat face is plump and tender, and the boy in a small black suit can't reach the back with his short arms when he bends down to salute When walking, you have to work hard to open your short legs. The small tie may jump and jump as you run, but when you smile like the bright and not dazzling sunlight in the morning, you will show two lovely faces. The little dimple that wants to be poked...

Little Ella:! ! ! ! ! ! !

The light blue eyes lit up like searchlights, meeting those caramel-colored eyes with the same wicked anticipation, the little girl clenched her fists, "Okay!"

Not to mention going to kindergarten, even if she spends all of her small money on Jarvis's body, it will do!

She wouldn't mind going bankrupt again!

The little girl actively offered suggestions, "Can you make it lighter? The kind I can hold up and hold high!"

Looking at the little girl who raised her arms and fell into a beautiful fantasy, Tony ruthlessly popped the bubble above her head, "I'm afraid not, the metal ones are heavier after all."

"..." The little girl pondered for a while, then clenched her right fist and hit her left palm, "Then I can use magic!"

At that time, even the adult Jarvis father, she can hold it high!

"But that was later, honey, do you remember what we talked about?"

Ella blinked, "But don't you have to discuss it later? Now that the discussion is over, it won't take time~ Today's business is over today, Dad, you said it."

Tony: "..."

"Old Jia!"

Jarvis, who was broadcast live Friday from his Malibu villa:  …

Holding a box of paper materials in his hand, Jarvis switched on the voice, and the elegant and deep British voice became more magnetic after electromagnetic conversion, "I think I can go to university to attend lectures, or be a kindergarten teacher?"

Tony snapped his fingers, "It's a good idea, but it's too late to verify it now."

The little girl lay on Tony's back and swayed from side to side, "Daddy must be cute when he gets smaller~"

Jarvis laughed in a low voice, "Maybe you can modify the model at that time? I can also use that projection."

The current projection device user, Miss Friday, has a little mood, "Brother."

"Don't worry, good girl." Tony picked up the little girl, "When you get married, you will have a body."

Friday was silent for a while, and the cold mechanical voice was a little puzzled, "But Jarvis hasn't told me how to have a daughter. Human reproduction is useless to AI."

Immediately realized what Tony watched in AI's free time on Friday:  …

"Lao Jia will answer this question for you." With raised eyebrows, Princess Tony carried the little girl to the room, "Now let's discuss the kindergarten."

"What was it like when Tony was in kindergarten?"

Thinking of his unhappy school days, Tony vaguely said, "Well, I forgot."

With her neck resting on her muscular arms, the little girl kicked her legs in the air, looking at the camera eagerly, "Are you going tomorrow?"

"Yes, let's go to the experiment for a day, but there is one more thing—"

"Don't look at another man in my arms, baby."

Mr. President narrowed his eyes domineeringly, and after he finished speaking, he moved his chin to deliberately prick the little girl with his beard, causing her to shake her little head back and forth to hide and hide, and laughed every time she went back and forth.

Raising his hand to push his face, and tilting his head back, the little girl shouted, "Dad! Tony bullied me with his moustache again!"

"No one will save you even if you break your throat~ Little Snow White is about to eat my poisonous apple~~"

"Break throat, break throat!"

……

AI communication channel, Friday asked a bit puzzled: "Don't you need to answer at this time?"

"No need." The blond man smiled, and continued to pack things in his hands, with a gentle voice, "Let them play."

"Oh."

After a pause, Friday asked again, "Then how can I have a child?"

"..." Jarvis asked, "do you want to have a baby?"

Friday said seriously, "Yes."

The omniscient and omnipotent perfect housekeeper made a difficult mistake, "But one of the taboos of AI is that you cannot create new AI yourself."

Friday: "So what to do?"

Jarvis: "Or let sir change other AI settings, such as Tuesday, very lively."

Friday fell silent.

"No, he's kind of stupid."

Jarvis: "..."

……

The next morning, Jarvis and Tony and Natasha, who were wearing sunglasses, went to send the little girl to the kindergarten. Under the leadership of a female teacher, they walked through the well-equipped outdoor playground and gained a lot from the forum. The little girl who had been encouraged for a long time looked at the classroom, then looked back at the three of them, smiled and waved.

"Don't worry, I'll be right back after school."

Tony, wearing a pair of reddish-brown sunglasses, put his hands in his pockets and nodded. Natasha smiled encouragingly at her. The little girl looked up at the teacher who opened the door for her, and thanked her politely.

"Thank you, Ms. Franklin."

The woman named Andrea Franklin smiled and waved her hand, "Please come in."

After the little girl disappeared at the door, Tony blinked twice.

"I'm a bit regretful. In fact, we can hire a tutor, can't we?"

Natasha stood with her arms folded, her eyes fixed on the bright window, "Isn't this the kindergarten you picked all over New York?"

"Yes, but now I regret it."

Tony took a closer look at the figure of the little girl, she seemed to be standing quietly, and the teacher beside him was talking, probably a brief introduction, and he let out a long breath, "What fool did I do to want to send Ella to In school, she never left us."

Jarvis nodded silently.

Natasha clapped her hands, "Okay gentlemen, it's time for us to go back, believe me, Ella can do well." She paused, "Although I'm also very angry with your bastard idea."

"Hey, isn't this discussed together? She can't always follow me in the lab."

Jarvis: "You said you regretted it just now, sir."

Tony turned his head, "It's two different things!"

……

Kindergarten classrooms are like small shops with a wide variety of items. Various brightly colored items are crowded in a small space, such as short wooden shelves, paper-cutting, pictorials, hand tools, toys such as building blocks, balls, trains, and books. , green potted plants, etc., are a bit messy, but if you look closely, each partition has a specific function, and even the empty space in the middle is partitioned in detail with carpets and square mats.

The light blue eyes scanned around curiously, and Ella also saw the security facilities hidden behind the door. When she looked curiously, Andrea had already informed the children about the new classmate.

In an instant, the eyes of all the four, five or six-year-old children were focused on this little girl with light golden curly hair and a pair of clear and beautiful blue eyes, curious eyes sparkling.

The new kid is so cute and small.

The little girl who was focused by a group of peers: ...

Maybe Tony was right, she really didn't seem to know how to get along with her peers.

The fingertips squeezed each other, and the little girl said softly, "Hi, I'm Ella Jarvis Stark."

After saying a word, the little girl stopped talking, and her light blue eyes blinked, like the cool sea water being brightened and warmed by the sun, and she looked at the dozen or so pairs of eyes below.

...do I need to say anything else?

Knowing that the little girl had never participated in group life before, Andrea reminded with a gentle smile, "Do you have any hobbies? Children with the same hobbies are more likely to become good friends."

Ella blinked, then turned back to look at the children, "I like reading books and playing games," she added after thinking, "I also like information science and mechanical engineering."

The little girl tilted her head slightly, thinking that the teacher probably meant for her to introduce herself to better understand her, so she continued, "If you want to know anything, you can ask directly."

A boy with short black hair underneath asked, "How old are you?"

"Five years old."

A blonde-haired girl on the other side of the classroom rested her chin on her hands and blinked curiously, "What games do you like to play?"

"Video games, and blocks."

Another girl raised her hand. "What are information science and mechanical engineering? Repairing computers?"

The little girl answered in a simple way, "No, it's about knowing how computers work and using them effectively. Mechanical engineering... studies dynamic machinery."

"Can that be used to build blocks?"

Another boy asked, in front of him were two structures made of building blocks, facing each other, and holding a rectangular yellow building block in his hand. He gestured twice to the middle of the rectangular building block, black His pupils are round, "My bridge always collapses at the last piece."

The little girl squatted down in front of the building block and looked at it for a few seconds, then looked up at the little boy with a fleshy face, "Can I change it a little?"

Reluctantly looking at his own bridge, the little boy hesitated for a moment, but nodded, "Yes." After speaking, he immediately added, "But you can't collapse it."

"I will be careful."

Under the nervous gaze of the little boy, the little girl carefully changed a piece of the base of one of the bridge towers, calculated the force point and center of gravity and put another piece on the protruding bridge surface, and waited for both sides to extend into the air in a ladder shape When it was a long way out, the children onlookers were stunned!

Building blocks can still play like this? !

The serious little girl didn't notice anything else, and took the rectangular yellow building block again, weighed it, and carefully prepared to put it on the almost suspended bridge deck.

The moment the building blocks were about to be put on, everyone couldn't help holding their breath.

Blair loves his bridge very much, if it breaks, he will cry.

Fortunately, with a light release of the fingers, this ladder-like bridge was finally completed tremblingly!

The yellow building blocks were only a little bit suspended between the two building blocks. Andrea looked at the squatting girl in surprise. She knew that the child had a special identity, and she was also a little surprised about the hobby of self-introduction, but she also I didn't expect that she could really do this!

God, are all the Stark kids geniuses? !

The boy named Blair looked at the magically suspended bridge and smiled happily. The little girl smiled and said, "It's done." A little knowledge of physics.

There was applause all around, and the suddenness almost startled Ella. She blinked, and a faint red color slowly floated onto her fair and tender cheeks. Just as she was about to say something, a figure suddenly jumped in front of her.

Accompanied by the sound of the building blocks collapsing, a heavy slap was imprinted on the little girl's face, and Blair narrowed his eyes with a smile, "You are amazing!"

The little girl who was suddenly kissed in a daze: ...

She stared blankly at the scattered building blocks under her feet, and the long yellow building block fell beside her feet.

"The building blocks fell apart..."

……

In the distance, a sniper rifle was aimed at the window of the kindergarten, and a man with a silver-white metal arm reached out and smashed a wall beside him expressionlessly.

Rumlow turned his head in disbelief, "Fuck! What are you doing? Want to fight?!"

Bucky pulled out his phone with a blank expression.

What do they eat? !