Raising Dragons in Hollywood

Teacher White Cat always likes to teach Long some impractical things.

For example, the last time Mikey was asked to stretch his claws to seduce humans, it was too unreliable.

It's just teaching indiscriminately, and I don't know what it means to teach students in accordance with their aptitude.

Even now.

In order to maintain the stability and order of human society, the true existence of dragons and other non-human spirits has always been known to only a small number of people.

In the Animal Protection Association, there are indeed people who know, but this doesn't mean that two ordinary investigators can also know, right?

Therefore, the first reaction of the two investigators after seeing the passport of the Zhagen country was not at all a 'misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it turns out that you animals are engaging in cannibalism, and this is not under the control of humans', but a look of surprise: "Oh, foreigners, international friends?" Then, he said uprightly: "Whether you are a foreigner or not, you have no privileges here. Cruelty to animals is wrong and illegal!"

Mikey was stunned.

He was particularly aggrieved: "This is completely different from what Teacher Baimao said."

Sammy rolled his eyes and pulled the dragon aside, deciding not to bother with the drama.

But the two investigators got together to discuss it. They didn't want to return without success. Instead, they chose to wander around the filming location of the crew. On the one hand, they supervised the crew and were ready to rescue the abused animals at any time; Leaving, trying to make some big news for fame.

Rossi, who has always been sociable, had to step out.

He tried to invite the two of them to smoke a cigarette, have a drink, have a chat, or put in some money, so as to make this kind of nonsense matter as small as possible as soon as possible.

But unfortunately, this time he kicked the iron board.

"Are you trying to bribe us?" the two investigators said.

Rossi: "This is not a bribe, let's make friends."

The two investigators said with a sacred and solemn face (godly): "The souls of those tortured animals are watching us." "That's right, we will never join forces with the murderer's henchmen."

What a joke!

This is fucking sick!

Rossi turned and walked away with a sullen look on his face.

He casually asked Sammy, "What would it be like to be watched by the spirit of a mouse every day?"

Sammy thought for a while and replied: "There are always rat thieves trying to steal my cheese? And, do I need a cat?"

Many people in the crew laughed, thinking that this answer was quite reliable.

Next, Mick Lee also decided to join in the fun and do something for the crew.

His manager talked so earnestly that he almost knelt down and begged him not to make trouble.

But Mick Lee was restless in his bones, he promised well, and turned around and did what he should do.

Instead of Rossi's 'communication and gift-giving' diplomacy, he decided to infiltrate the enemy.

About a day or two later, everyone in the crew was surprised to see that this Hollywood male star had become good friends with those two difficult investigators.

Mick Lee humbly asked the two investigators some questions about animal protection, and ate several vegetarian meals seriously. When he was about to win the trust of the two investigators, he told them mysteriously: "Tonight, We are going to shoot a very important scene, in this scene, director Sammy decides cruelly, to kill fifty chickens that don't lay eggs, and have a crazy massacre! Aim, do you lay eggs? No! Okay , bang-bang, cluck-da! Are you laying eggs? No! Bang-bang! Cack-clack-da!"

This big star has superb acting skills, and was once considered by netizens as 'Oscar owes him a best actor'.

Therefore, once things are done, the performance is really vivid and convincing.

Such absurd remarks and horse-catching performances convinced the two investigators that it was true.

They showed an overly frightened stupid look: "How could he do this!" "Why would he do this?"

Mick Lee said nothing with a heavy face, and shook his head.

The two investigators also showed a look of grief.

In a way, the two sent by the Humane Society really did their job. After helping the mice fight for the rights of the rats, they are now helping the chickens.

They discussed in private, first to talk to Sami, if the negotiation fails, they will take people to stop the killing at night, and expose this cruel crew by the way.

However, Sammy has always been indifferent to people who don't matter.

He was discussing the plot with screenwriter Hughes when the two approached.

But investigators don't care if people are busy or not, they only care about animals.

So, they went over and interrupted the discussion between Sammy and Hughes and said, "Sammy, you can't do that."

"What do you mean?"

"You can't kill those poor chickens, they're alive."

Sammy, who didn't know what was going on behind Mick Lee's back, had confusion written on his round face: "I don't understand."

"Animals have the same right to be free from cruelty." "Animals have life just like humans." "You can't kill chickens because they don't lay eggs." Lovely."

Sammy thinks they have the right idea.

Humans should indeed live in peace with animals, but what does this have to do with him?He can't represent human beings?And...how did you get involved with the chicken?Maybe... because the crew ate chicken yesterday?How unreasonable!

Perhaps because they found Sammy's displeasure and ignored his indifference, the two investigators quickly left in frustration.

They decided to carry out the last plan and go to save the chickens themselves at night.

That night, when the whole crew was busy filming...

A group of people rushed in suddenly, and there seemed to be paparazzi with cameras taking pictures. They searched around as soon as they came in, and they kept shouting: "Where is the chicken? Where is the chicken? Where did you hide the chicken? Did we It's too late, you have already killed the chicken! It's too much, hand over the chicken!"

The filming was good at the time, but all of a sudden, the atmosphere changed.

Sammy was so angry that he wanted to raise the dragon-slaying sword and give this group of people a heartbreak one by one.

In the end, this group of people naturally got nothing.

Not to mention the chicken, there is not even a chicken bone in the audience.

However, those paparazzi who fished in troubled waters and followed the crowd would probably feel that the trip was worthwhile.

They smiled and hugged the camera, continued to mix in the crowd, very proud, and even deliberately waved goodbye to the crew members they knew when they left.

The two investigators who knew they had been slapped looked at Mick Lee with hurt expressions on their cheated faces, as if they were asking, "Where is the trust between people?"

However, Mick Lee had an innocent face, his eyes were as pure as a newborn baby, and he looked at them as if he was looking at strangers who had never met before.

The next day, all the newspapers and magazines miraculously reported the incident, which was amazingly well-informed.

They chose different angles to report the same incident. Some were on the side of the Animal Protection Association, thinking that although it was a misunderstanding, there was nothing wrong with rescuing the animals; All right, such a group of people popped up all of a sudden, what a disaster.

But anyway.

After this incident, due to the pressure of outside public opinion, the Animal Protection Association and the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals finally stopped at the same time.Because they don't want to really become a bandit group that the people say is 'unreasonable, and they can do anything wrong with the association'.

The two investigators were not reconciled to failure, and wanted to make some meritorious deeds, so they died in the crew.

Sammy was terribly annoyed, with a stern face every day, especially unhappy.

Mikey was affected and troubled too.

As an illiterate dragon with little legal awareness, he began to seriously consider the series of procedures of 'find a remote place, breathe fire and burn people to ashes'.

At this time, the white cat teacher finally arrived.

It was invited by the student Mai Qi (Michi: No invitation, just protesting that the methods it gave were unreliable), carrying a small schoolbag, walking on four legs, trotting all the way to the crew to help solve this "masochistic killing" Animals' problem too.

The two investigators had been on the set for so long, and finally saw a new animal appear, and rushed over excitedly.

They wanted to take Mr. White Cat away, away from Micky the rat killer, Micky Lee the super liar, and Sammy who looked like a pervert.

But although Teacher Bai Mao is a fat man, he is a healthy and healthy fat man.

It leaped into the air and landed on a big rock next to its students. It also pulled off the small backpack on its body, took out something that looked like a certificate with its claws, and handed it to Michelon next to him.

Mai Qi took the certificate in confusion, not knowing the situation at all.

Teacher Baimao has already meowed and shouted: "Show them, this certificate works meow."

After the invalidation of the Claw Root Country passport, Michelon's trust in this teacher has long since plummeted.

But at this time, the white cat teacher came to help a thousand miles away, and vowed to hold up his furry paws that it would work. He decided to trust the teacher again.

The underage Charmander couldn't hide his displeasure and handed the documents to the two investigators.

The two investigators took it in doubt, and looked down at the certificate brought by the cat together.

However, the whole thing did not follow the normal development of "after reading the certificate, suddenly realized, and left after apologizing" as Mr. Baimao expected.

Of the two investigators, one was full of confusion: "What is this?" The other had a smirk on his face: "Hehe, Funny!"

Teacher Baimao meowed at the side: "It shouldn't be, what's going on meow?"

At this time, Mai Qilong took back the documents from the investigator, and one dragon and one cat leaned over to take a look, only to witness that the document read—the license of the second-level expert in Dragon Language, next to it was a two-inch photo of Teacher Baimao, or The one covered with a steel seal looks very real.

Mai Qichao was surprised: "Teacher White Cat, have you ever learned Dragon Language?"

"Ah, I got it wrong."

The white cat teacher meowed, but did not answer.

Then, it turned around abruptly, waved its fluffy front paws, and began to paw and pull together in the small backpack.

In an instant, countless documents all fell out of the backpack.

The illiterate dragon really learned a lot this time.

He stared at those certificates dumbfounded, and regained his confidence in Teacher Baimao.

At this time, the two investigators seemed overwhelmed by such a spiritual cat.

They also walked over involuntarily, and looked at them, only to see the certificates thrown all over the floor - the third-level certificate of animal and human communication teacher, the first-level report card of meow language specialization, the No.1 sprint competition, the animal Psychoanalyst license, animal emotion consultant qualification certificate, senior strategic planner for cats to rule the earth, membership certificate of the Association for the Protection of Human Beings...

"I finally found it." Teacher Baimao struggled to grab the "Membership Certificate of the Association for the Protection of Human Beings" with his claws.

With its head held high, it threw the documents to the two investigators in a contemptuous manner, and then licked its paws proudly, meaning, regardless of whether you are from the Animal Protection Association, this cat belongs to the Human Protection Association.

But the two investigators looked at each other, not understanding at all.

If the white cat was able to take out the documents in the first place, the investigators might be really frightened, and at least they would go to check these decent documents.

But too much is too much.

When the cat took out a bunch of documents...

The investigators all admired: "This cat is amazing, has it been practiced in a circus?"