Raising Dragons in Hollywood

The younger brother who always thinks of himself as a dragon slayer is very cute.

But if one day, instead of slaying dragons, this younger brother starts to slay humans (although he claims that he is not a human but a dragon), it will be terrible.

Dunbar couldn't even take care of sleep, and drove straight to his brother's apartment overnight.

"Micky? Where's Mikey?" Holding a glimmer of hope, he looked for people everywhere as soon as he entered the door.

But Sammy was still in the 'I saw a dragon, I saw a real dragon' trance...

After hearing what his brother said, he replied casually: "Mike? I don't know, I haven't seen anyone since yesterday."

what!

gone!

People are missing?

Since yesterday...

——You can’t really kill him, can you?

The second brother Dunbar was in despair.

Standing in the living room, he felt that his body was a little weak and he was about to lose his balance, and his whole body was completely cold.

"Am I late? Mikey already, already..." Dunbar froze completely in horror.

He looked around again at Sammy's very familiar, messy, once cozy little apartment.

now……

It may be due to psychological effects, but the feeling is completely different from before.Everywhere in the apartment, every place, even every shadow, seems to have the atmosphere of a crime scene of murder and hiding corpses, behind the curtains, under the coffee table, the bedroom wardrobe, the refrigerator in the kitchen, the cupboard, the study with the door closed... …

Oh, God!

He was terrified of his brain supply.

—Should I call the police?Killing is not right.

——No, that's my brother, my own brother!

- You must report to the police, killing is illegal.

——Good job!Please, please do me a favor!Mikey just lost a life, but what I will lose is my own brother!

On Dunbar's shoulders, there seemed to be two villains, an angel and a devil, and they all spoke diametrically opposite views in his ears.

These diametrically opposed viewpoints were like a fierce tug-of-war, tormenting him instantly to become old and haggard: "Sami, Sami, you...how can you...wait, what are you doing!!!!"

The youngest and most favored son of the Griffin family suddenly picked up a sword, ran to the kitchen, and sharpened it on the whetstone.

"Oh, is that what you're asking?"

Sami held up the sword, turned his head in doubt, and answered with a clear mind: "I accidentally jumped the blade when I cut down the black dragon yesterday, and my head is a bit messy right now, so I just sharpen it while smoothing my thoughts .”

Wait, there was a black dragon yesterday?

Does it mean black people?

Heck!

Besides Mikey, were there other victims?

Looking at the shining big dragon-slaying sword...

Dunbar just wanted to pass out immediately.

at the same time,

The 'missing' Michelon is also having a hard time.

He is taking evening classes with the magic cats at the magic cat detoxification center.

The magic cat family still pays great attention to the education of the next generation.

Adult cats in the detention center are fine.

For some underage magic cats, the issue of education still needs to be firmly grasped.Therefore, some common sense lessons that must be paid attention to in human social life are regularly given to juvenile delinquents here.

Mikey was 'smuggled' into the human kingdom, and he had never received formal common sense education in this area before.

Therefore, the well-meaning prison guard reminded him to hurry up and make up lessons.After all, the courses in the detention center are free of charge, no money is spent, and the advantages are not taken for nothing.

So Mikey came to class.

The teacher of this class is a white magic cat.

"Hello everyone, I'm Marilyn Menglu, the teacher of your course 'How to Infiltrate Humans Quickly'."

The beautiful white cat teacher is reclining lazily and gracefully on the lecture table. The unique charming sitting posture of the cat clan makes it graceful, charming and affectionate.

Its temper is very gentle in the cat family, and now it tells everyone with a smile: "In the next study, you will learn 'how to deal with human beings in daily life', 'how to deal with human beings when you accidentally expose abnormalities' "Playing stupid in front of human beings", "How to subtly give some encouragement when human beings perform well, so that human beings can make persistent efforts" and other basic courses."

"If you study well..."

"I will also have some more in-depth lessons on 'how to confess that I like human beings', 'how to rescue a human being after being scared to death by me', 'precautions for safe sex behavior with human partners', etc. .”

"I hope that everyone can actively listen to lectures and speak enthusiastically in class, review carefully and complete homework after class, and get good grades in the final assessment."

However, facing such a good teacher.

In the classroom, there were about 20 magical cats standing, sitting, lying, or squatting, scattered around in various postures, but all of them assumed casual and dismissive postures: "Bah, such a simple matter, Do you still need to teach me?" "I can do whatever I want, but I don't want to learn!" "I'm here to get rid of drugs, not to study, so let me out!" "You lose that fat first before you come back!" Be a teacher, return Marilyn Dream Deer, you Marilyn Dream Pig."

These bad cats in the drug rehabilitation center are really stubborn by nature!

Teacher Baimao stared at the group of scumbags angrily and dissatisfied, his tail tended to explode.

But fortunately, it noticed in time that not all students were so hopeless.

The performance of that stupid big guy who came in temporarily was pretty good.

Michelon sat on a small stool well-behaved, with his hands still flat on his knees, listening to the class curiously and seriously.

But since that stool is for cats.

At this time, under his buttocks, it was almost crumbling under the pressure, which also made him even more 'a group of cats'.

'Don't discuss merits with scumbags!Don't argue with the scumbags! '

Knowing what kind of shitty cats are, Teacher Bai Mao resolutely gave up those poor students after muttering a few words in his heart, and entrusted his future performance to the stupid big transfer students.

It showed a gentle and kind expression, and tried to seduce Miqilong: "Come on, your foundation is relatively poor, first learn the first lesson 'how to deal with human beings in daily life' with me. First, we need to learn how to say hello. Listen to my voice and read it together. Meow~~!! Did you notice? This one should have a high sugar content, try to be as sweet as possible! Meow~~ (turning the corner) meow~~!! Well, you have a try .”

...Is this learning to say hello?

This is simply learning a foreign language!

After holding back for 30 seconds, Mai Qilong let out a groan, and spewed out a few small sparks.

He bowed his head in shame: ... Sorry, teacher, I can't do it.

On the other end, Dunbar can be said to have had the most difficult night of his life.

He watched Sami wielding the "suspected murder weapon" dragon-slaying great sword, and said vigorously, "Sure enough, everything is real history. Since there are dragons in the world, there must be dragon-slaying warriors."Of course, as long as I am here, the inheritance of the Dragon Slayer Warrior will never be broken.By the way, tomorrow I will go to their stronghold to have a look, if there is a bad dragon, kill him!

It's just heart-wrenching.

what base?Dragon stronghold?

What is that place?

Is there anyone in it who is regarded as a dragon like Mikey?

In order to prevent my younger brother from adding to his mistakes and becoming a serial murderer.

Dunbar decided to try his best to persuade: "Since Mikey is gone... then, let's forget it."

"How can I forget it!"

Sami held up the dragon-slaying sword seriously, and said plausibly: "Although the black dragon said that dragons have established diplomatic relations with humans, what if there is evil in it? Anyway, I must go and see for myself. The responsibilities and obligations of dragon slaying warriors are written in the blood."

When Dunbar's mind was full of 'my brother is crazy'...

Sammy said again very gently and firmly: "Don't be afraid, brother, I will protect you."

day!

What a brother!

But why is he a murderer with a brain problem?

Dunbar was about to cry.

So, after a night of torment and struggle, he decided to call the police.

If it is a mental illness, it should be treated as soon as possible.

Early treatment may still have hope of recovery.

However, Sami had already made an appointment with Uncle Heilong Deen to go to the embassy, ​​which is what he said to go to the dragon's stronghold.

So, when the second brother Dunbar was still tossing and turning, staying up all night, and finally fell asleep for a few minutes in the early morning, Sammy went out without saying hello.

Uncle Heilong Deen didn't know that he messed up everything.

Sammy's request of "going to see the dragon's stronghold" was understood by him as an "application for a prison visit" to Charmander.

Although he still felt that the fire dragon boy caused more and more troubles.

But since this human being already knew the dragon's secret, even if he didn't ask to go there, it was necessary to go to the embassy to discuss the solution afterwards.

So, Uncle De En came to pick him up in the early morning.

Sammy looked at the car in surprise: "This is where we go?"

Heilong Deen was very upset: "Why don't you sit here and walk over?"

Sami couldn't help opening his arms, and made a flying movement like a roc spreading its wings: "But don't you have wings? I thought I could fly over in a cool way this time!"

However, when this matter was mentioned, Uncle Deen was full of resentment: "Who is to blame for this! It's not that you humans are too troublesome, and you pay attention to such messy things as flying a plane. Dragons are not allowed to mess around in the sky now. Fly, fly once, you will be fined if you are caught (important point), I am different from you, I have always been a law-abiding dragon, the kind who is rated as an excellent citizen every year..."

Sami looked at the dragon suspiciously: Can you still rate the dragon as an excellent citizen?

In the end, he decided to go bravely into the Dragon Cave, take a look for himself, hold the dragon-slaying sword tightly, and bravely get into the car.

The black dragon Deen glanced at the sword that had cut him several times yesterday, and was very dissatisfied: "You can't throw that shit out? Although it can't kill the dragon, it still hurts to poke it."

"A warrior cannot lay down his weapon."

Sami stared at him vigilantly: "If I find out that what you said yesterday was all lies, and you will do evil in human society, I will kill the dragon."

"You are enough! There are no dedicated dragon slaying warriors in the world!"

The black dragon Deen started the car, and said angrily: "Dragon slayer warriors don't have any bullshit blood inheritance! The dragon slayer warriors in the past were a group of robbers! Robbers! They came in groups just to grab the dragon's money. Those who come to kill and bully the dragon, end up beating us up and slandering us for doing evil."

nonsense!

That's not what's written in the book at all!

Sammy didn't believe it.

Sammy scowled.

Sammy clenched the dragon-slaying sword in his hand.

Meanwhile, shortly after they left.

The second brother Dunbar finally struggled to wake up from his deep sleep.

But it was too late.

After discovering that his younger brother and the sword were missing, he was dumbfounded.

To prevent innocent people from being harmed.

After a lot of painful struggle, he finally decided to kill his relatives righteously!Call the police with tears!

Sammy was still on his way to the Javanese embassy.

In his imagination, the place where the dragon lives should be a very deep cave, in which some gold, silver and jewels that the dragon likes are scattered in a mess, and there are human (warrior) corpses on the ground. To the kind of a skull...

In fact, you are right to think so.

Except for the fact that the corpses are all over the ground is a bit exaggerated, Maiqi, the earth beetle dragon who once came to the countryside, lived in a similar place.

But the black dragon Deen, who has been stationed in the human country all the year round, is undoubtedly a very fashionable dragon that can keep up with the development of the times.

So, he took Sammy to a very modern office building, walked over, swiped his card to enter, punched in with his fingerprint, then calmly walked into the elevator and pressed the thirteenth floor.

Sammy watched all this intently the whole time.

So much so that when Uncle Deen turned around, he was almost taken aback: "Hey, what kind of eyes do you have, are you disappointed?"

Sami puffed out a round face, nodded honestly, and said euphemistically: "It's very uncharacteristic of the Dragon Race."

Dern couldn't help curling his lips: "You humans don't live in castles now, you go out and ride horses."

This is true.

Sami immediately accepted the status quo with the times, and asked actively: "Then what's next? What shall we do next? How many dragons do you have here? I want to meet them all. And... and Mai strange……"

Speaking of Mikey...

Sammy's feelings are very complicated.

For a black dragon he doesn't know, he can stick to the principles of a dragon slaying warrior without hesitation. Once the other party wants to do evil to the world, he will bravely swing his sword and protect mankind.

But to my familiar friends, former best friends: "Can I really swing a sword?"

Sammy hesitated.

He kind of evades the question.

The black dragon Deen is completely unaware of the inner struggle of the Dragon Slayer Warrior.

Just as humans do not believe in dragons, dragons naturally do not believe that there are such things as dragon slaying warriors in the world.

So, he said angrily: "How many more dragons? Dreaming! You humans like to judge others by yourself, and you like living in such a narrow city, so you think dragons like it too. If it weren't for my bad luck , the lottery was drawn that year, who wants to come to your place to station. These days, there are not many dragons who are willing to come to human society. Garbage must be sorted! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! The bones I gnawed 20 years ago, are they dry garbage or wet garbage?"

The bones that were gnawed 20 years ago...

Are you just throwing it out now?

terrible!

Sammy suddenly wanted to get as far away from the scruffy dragon as possible, farther away.

The black dragon Deen chattered and complained in blood and tears.

He seemed to have finally found an emotional trash can, complaining all kinds of dissatisfaction with human beings, and the negative emotions exploded!

The more Sammy listened, the more he wanted to slay the dragon.

It's not that I'm worried about the other party doing evil, it's just too annoying.

Fortunately, the elevator is fast.

When Sami couldn't help drawing his sword, the black dragon Deen's office finally arrived.

This office finally did not disappoint, and it was still different from a normal human office.

The most obvious feature is - large space.

An entire floor has been opened up without any cubicles.

That is,

One floor is an office.

The black dragon Dern took off his coat as soon as he walked in.

He stretched a long stretch, and in the next moment he turned into a black dragon with a height of four or five meters (it is said that this is the shrinking skill of adult dragons, and the real prototype will be bigger).

Then, he shook his head, flicked his tail, opened his mouth, and sighed, baring his fangs: "Ah! It's still so comfortable. Next, we have to talk about the secrecy law."

But the next moment, he yelled: "Human bastard, get off my tail, don't poke my scales with broken copper!"

The Dragon Slayer shyly put away his sword.

He slid down from the black dragon's tail clumsily as if he was playing on a slide, and asked embarrassedly, "What is the law of secrecy?"

The black dragon Deen stared at a pair of eyes, and viciously talked about the secrecy law. The content was about humans who had nothing to do with the dragon clan. The princess's singing is guaranteed to be painless, pollution-free, and without sequelae. One bottle is effective, and you forget it after drinking it.

... In fact, there is no need at all!

There are so many people in the world who saw dragons and ran out to talk nonsense and even write stories. Isn't it the same that no one believes it?

Human beings are so stubborn that they don't believe anything unless they see it with their own eyes.

Even if Long appeared in the video openly, they would only think it was some kind of special effect.

It's just that the black dragon Deen is very angry at 'Sami always stabs himself with a sword', so he deliberately mentioned some potion.

He just wanted to make things difficult for this annoying round-faced human being.

But that didn't bother Sammy.

After thinking for a while, he said, "Humans who have nothing to do with dragons want to drink the potion, but what about humans who have nothing to do with dragons?"

The black dragon Deen shook his head in doubt.

He turned his head and looked at Sami with a pair of lantern-sized eyes in confusion: "What's the relationship? What's the relationship between you and the dragon?"

Sammy is very cunning. In fact, he replied with a little embarrassment: "Micky is a dragon, right? Heck, he actually proposed to me."

Great truth!

Just avoided the follow-up of 'did not promise'.

The black dragon De'en was stunned for a second, his face full of disbelief: "What, that dragon cub..."

He roared on the spot, and the huge spittle sprayed like rain: "It's you! It's you! You evil human being, you actually abducted minors! That fire dragon is only two hundred years old, and he is still a baby dragon! !"

two hundred years old...

Or a baby dragon?

Sami wiped his face speechlessly, and wiped away the black dragon's spittle with disgust.

Then, as calmly as possible (cheeky), he said, "Anyway, that's how it is. Should you take me to meet...uh, my two-hundred-year-old baby dragon boyfriend?"

Mai Qilong, who studied hard all night, is still pestering the white cat teacher to get close.

He is really not interested in basic courses, nor in learning the language of magic cats. Instead, he is particularly interested in the advanced course that Teacher White Cat occasionally mentioned, "Precautions for safe sex with human partners".

"My boyfriend has always been a bit cold..."

Mai Qilong confided coyly: "I really want our relationship to go further."

Teacher White Cat wanted to go home very much.

But as a good teacher, it still listens patiently to students' questions.

But just these few words are a bit too vague.

It asked a question: "Can you explain in detail?"

Mai Qilong nodded again and again: "Of course."

Then, he began to shyly talk about his 'relationship' with Sami: "Actually, we were just ordinary netizens before, but my family had some problems, so I came to join him."

"I didn't think too much about it at first, and I didn't like it very much. But he is really a very good human being, and he took me in immediately. No matter how I caused trouble, how out of date, how I lived for free, he never He cares about it, and he is very generous."

"Besides, when Long moved me the most, when others bullied me, he stood up to protect me very bravely! You don't know, he is really super masculine. Every time I stand behind him, I feel special, special A sense of security, so I want to be with him forever, every day."

The white cat looked up at this strong man of the fire dragon clan who was almost two meters tall, expressing emotions like a girl there.

It can only control the desire to complain by constantly telling itself "this is your student, student, student".

"Later... I proposed to him."

Mai Qilong said sweetly: "Although he is still considering it (Sami: not at all), I know that human beings are more reserved. I have read some novels about human beings, and marriage proposals are generally asked for three or four times. Therefore, sooner or later we will live happily together. He is my little round-faced human being, and I am his most beautiful little-red-dragon."

"So, what is your request?"

The disgusted white cat teacher asked blankly.

"One step further!" Mikey replied quickly.

Teacher Baimao thought for a few seconds: "You mean, some intimate behavior?"

"Teacher, you are too straightforward. He is not yet an adult."

Mai Qilong shyly pushed Mr. White Cat lightly.

The poor white cat was pushed off the podium as if it had been hit hard by something.

If it wasn't for the cat's inherently soft body, coupled with its ability to stay in the air and bounce, it might have fallen to its death just like that, and died with a single push!

"I understand."

The white cat teacher, who was lying on the ground into a puddle of cat cakes, squatted up again with difficulty.

As a good teacher, he began to teach this little Charmander seriously some valuable experience of the magic cat family getting along with humans without any hesitation.

So, when Sami came to this detention center for a visit...

Having already known from the black dragon Deen in advance that he was exposed, the Maiqilong lowered his head shyly and shyly. Through the iron railing, he stretched out his large dragon claws covered with scales and with sharp curved long nails towards humans.

——It’s actually very simple to let humans kiss each other.

The white cat teacher stretched out his fluffy cat paws, and performed a personal demonstration: "You just need to stretch out a paw."

just now.

Michilong stretched out his claws.

Sami looked at the dragon claw that was not much different from the chicken claw, but more powerful, thicker, and more lethal...

Immediately, he couldn't hold back and pulled out the great dragon-slaying sword, and excitedly went up to try the hardness!