Raising Dragons in Hollywood

For the rest of the journey, Mai Qilong was really suffering.

Because Sami was completely aroused in the conversation, he began to talk happily and eloquently about the story of "Killing the Dragon".

"...The sword was inserted heavily into the dragon's back until it reached the hilt. The warrior in armor had no fear. He gripped the hilt tightly as if sitting on a slide, and pulled it down hard, following the dragon's back. His back slid down. And as his body slid quickly, the extremely sharp sword also cut through the skin of the dragon! The blade collided with the scales and made a harsh noise. With this harsh sound, the dragon also died. With a howl, he spread his huge wings that covered the sky, and twisted his clumsy body desperately, but it was too late. The scales and armor were turned out, and the skin on his back was ripped apart! Bright red, scorching blood like volcanic slurry spurted out violently, as if in There is a rain of blood in the sky!"

'...Are human beings so scary now? 'The poor little Charmander was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

He controlled his body not to tremble, trying to curl himself up in the corner of the back seat of the car, trying to reduce his sense of existence.

But that didn't make Sammy ignore him either.

The short young man with a cute face like a bun is really disgusting!

He turned his head enthusiastically, wanting to have a discussion with Mikey, and what made Long collapse even more...

When he was discussing, he actually found the photo he sent in his mobile phone, pointed to the dragon in the photo and said very 'considerately': "Just saying that, it may be difficult for you to understand. It just so happens that you sent this The picture of the dragon is very suitable. The dragon in it is similar to what I thought. Come on, look at this part. The warrior's sword is to be inserted here... After the dragon is dead, you can start from here and cut it off first. Take the dragon's head, carefully peel off the dragon's scales, and then peel off the dragon's skin to make armor..."

This, this is unreasonable!

It is simply the most evil intimidation and poison to minor dragons.

Originally, I sent photos to show off my beautiful scales and beauty!

But I never expected that it would be used by human netizens as a cruel dissection demonstration.

Mai Qi covered his mouth tightly in a bad mood, for fear of getting excited, he would spit out little sparks of grief and anger, revealing his identity as a real fire dragon.

At the same time, he was so wronged that he almost cried: "Killing the dragon is not enough, you actually have to peel the skin to make armor!"Humans are so cruel. '

But even if the heart is already so painful.

When Sami sighed again, "Your picture looks so real, it would be great if it were real, I can experience dragon slaying in reality"...

Butcher!dragon!

The dragon is so beautiful, why did you kill him! !

Mikey wanted so much to ask so loudly.

However, considering that he was in a human country and that he was still under the eaves of the dragon, he finally chose Congxin sadly.

He pointed at his photo tremblingly, and in a voice that was about to cry, he swore: "...It's fake, it's fake, of course the picture is fake! It's a fake dragon, it's a picture I randomly found .How could it be a real dragon? Haha fake dragon, fake dragon, the scales are so beautiful, at first glance, it is a fake dragon (heart is bleeding), it is definitely a fake dragon!"

At the same time, the second brother Dunbar finally realized why his younger brother's ideas were always abandoned by Disney.

Even if he is a super brother, he couldn't help being speechless at this moment: "Sami, don't tell me that you handed in this idea?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Sammy looked up suspiciously.

As Dunbar continued to drive, he complained: "You still ask me what's wrong? Please use your clever little head! Think about it, if you were Disney, you would show children such bloody and brutal scenes as 'How to Kill a Dragon' Is it a cartoon? Skinned, beheaded, and blood sprayed, Disney didn’t fire you, it’s not bad.”

"How can killing a dragon be considered bloody and brutal?"

Sami defended unconvinced: "Dragon is a bad thing, killing them is like beating a fly and a mosquito. Would you say that a person is bloody and cruel just because he killed a mosquito?"

"But……"

Mai Qi couldn't bear it anymore, and protested softly beside him: "But the dragon... the dragon is not bad."

"Who told you that the dragon is not broken?"

Sammy immediately raised his tone and corrected him righteously: "Dragon is a very bad monster. This is clearly written in the book. They are members of the evil camp. They like to do evil by nature and plunder treasure. Burning forests, cannibalizing people, destroying towns, robbing princesses... all kinds of crimes are beyond description."

Mikey was dumbfounded.

Why is it so scribbled in the book?He felt very wronged.

What nature likes to do evil?

The dragons have done no evil at all!

It’s true that they like treasures, but everyone is picking them up and grabbing each other. It can only be regarded as a small bad habit within the Dragon Clan, and they have never gone out to snatch them. The fire dragons have been discriminated against for several years because of burning forests and so on. .And now, every time the clansmen make a fire, they will try their best to put it out, and they will try their best not to breathe out the fire, but sparks will come out every time they sneeze, what can the fire dragons do?The fire dragons themselves are very sad;

Cannibalism is even more slander. When you can't catch the prey, you can eat some grass.What's good for a person, such a small one, like a toothpick, not enough to fit between teeth; destroy towns, please, be a house dragon, and sleep on shiny treasures?Why bother going out and destroying towns?Do you think dragons don't get tired?Dragons are also flesh and blood;

Grab the princess?What the hell is a princess?

It can't be eaten, it doesn't look as good as a dragon.Moreover, according to the legend of the ancestors, it is a terrifying animal that can scream and cry, and it is extremely dangerous. Once encountering this terrifying animal, the dragon will be miserable for eight lifetimes!Because she will attract a lot of human beings, inexplicably, in groups, in an endless stream to bully the dragon!

"Don't digress!"

Dunbar yelled at the front: "What are you talking about, dragons are not bad? What is there to discuss about a fictional monster? The point is..."

"nonsense!"

Sammy and Mikey interrupted him in unison: "Dragon is not fiction, dragon is real."

At this moment, Dunbar was startled.

There are still people who believe in dragons in the world like my idiot brother?It turned out that birds of a feather flock together, no wonder they became friends.

Sami and Mikey, who were still arguing about "good or bad dragons" just now, looked at each other in unison because of the tacit understanding this time.

Eye to eye!

A strange feeling slowly rose in the hearts of the two of them.

Sami's heart surged with surging passion!

It was the feeling of finally finding a like-minded confidant, endless joy and excitement: [Friend, do you want to slay the dragon together? ]

However, Mikey is only full of guilt deep in his heart.

He kept smiling while hypnotizing himself: "Don't look at me, don't look at me! You can't tell, I'm not a dragon now. Yes, I'm not a dragon, I'm not a dragon. It just looks a bit like a dragon."

"The point is... I don't want to argue with you about this."

Because he was driving in front, he didn't notice the "undercurrent" between the two people in the back seat, so Dunbar continued the previous topic, trying to wake up his silly brother and tell him "why didn't Disney choose his Creativity'.

Dunbar said persuasively in a persuasive tone: "Sammy, whether the dragon is bad or good, let's discuss the matter first. Do you really think it's a good thing for a child to see a living being killed?" "

Sami showed an unconvinced expression: "The one who died was the evil dragon..."

Mikey whispered to BB in a voice that was barely audible: "Dragon is not evil."

But Dunbar immediately interrupted him: "Stop, don't rush to object and listen to me. Even if the animation itself is fine, the children are not so fragile. Then, from the perspective of parents, we are more willing to let Children watch a cartoon full of love and peace, or let them watch a cartoon full of killing?"

Sammy pursed his lips and remained silent.

Dunbar continued: "Moreover, from a commercial point of view, if your cartoon is actually broadcast, will it really not cause any trouble in the follow-up? For example, is it possible for the parents of some serious children to see it for the first time?" Immediately ringing up Disney's phone, and then rushing over to protest. Considering these issues, if I were Disney, I would choose to release those rabbit cartoons."

It seems reasonable to say so.

Sami, who is often not in the same line of thinking as normal people, always thinks that slaying dragons is a normal behavior, finally came to his senses, but he was also a little uncertain.

So, he simply turned his head and asked the 'confidant' he had just identified today, Mai Qi who believed in the real existence of dragons like himself: "Do you also think, uh, my story is too bloody and brutal?"

Is that even a question?

Michelon nodded frantically.

He said sincerely: "It's too bloody! It's too cruel! It hurts (the dragon's) heart too much!"

Sammy received a heavy blow immediately.

He couldn't help saying to himself: "Since, since you said so, can I just give up this idea?"

Mikey thought to himself, "Please give up quickly! What kind of shit is scaring the dragon to death."

"Sammy!" Dunbar said again.

He parked the car in front of his younger brother's apartment, then got out of the car, opened his arms wide, and made a gesture of hugging something, with a smile of the Virgin like a world peace ambassador on his face: "Listen to my brother's advice, As for the cartoon, it’s better to make it warmer. Come on, don’t think about such a violent battle with the dragon all day long. Let your brother hug you, and then read it with your brother, Peace—and—Love!”

Sami watched the second-hand brother playing tricks with a blank face, and completely ignored him.

But when he turned his head, he found that the netizen Mai Qi around him seemed to have discovered some new world. He slammed the car door and rushed out of the car. He looked at Dunbar adoringly as if he had found a cult organization, nodded repeatedly, and was paying attention. After seeing the sight he saw, he actually smiled timidly.

Then, he stood next to Dunbar, and also put on a posture with open arms ready to hug, and said softly, full of emotion and seriousness: "Sammy, Peace—and—Love!"

Can you!Can you learn something better! !

Who the hell wrote this stupid script?

Sammy tugged at the car door, refusing to get out of the car, refusing to be hugged, refusing to play with second-handers, sitting alone in the back seat of the car, looking very petite.

He puffed up his small round face angrily, with displeasure written all over his face: "I didn't get home until it was almost dark, but I finally got home... Two big men who are clearly taller and stronger than me rushed at me Opening your arms, laughing disgustingly, and yelling 'Peace and Love' at me? Ugh! Are you out of your minds?"