I'm a bully in troubled times

After Suiyang Jun and General Qi arrived in modern times, the first problem they faced was the issue of identity.

This question is urgent.

Because they have no registered permanent residence and no ID card, they cannot work, nor can they buy a car or a house.They have nothing but money.

The money comes from selling the ornaments they wear.A jade ring finger is priceless, enough for them to spend half their lives, after all, the time is really long.

Jiang Yu took the money, first took Qi Ranming to have a haircut, and bought some modern clothes.

——No way, he didn't want the two of them to be watched like monkeys.

Jiang Yu still remembered that he seemed to be taking Qi Ranming to Chaoge, the capital of Weiguo, to play. Suddenly, he was born with a vision, the sun disappeared, and the world was plunged into darkness—it was probably a total solar eclipse.Opening his eyes again, he held Qi Ranming's hand and stood together in a world full of tall buildings and full of modernity.

Two long-haired men in robes, holding hands, stood on the street, naturally eye-catching.When pedestrians coming and going saw them, they couldn't help but take a second look.

"—Look at those two little brothers in Hanfu, they are so handsome."

"Go ask for a WeChat?"

"What the hell, they're obviously a couple."

Qi Ranming frowned slightly, and asked, "What are they talking about?"

Jiang Yu squeezed Qi Ranming's palm, and pulled him to a place where there were few people, who was confused: "They are saying that we are really good for each other."

"Really?" Qi Ranming was a little suspicious.

Returning to this world after many years, Jiang Yu found that he was a little behind the times.However, Jiang Yu was much calmer than the dazed Qi Ranming.

Qi Ranming was a little irritated when he saw men and women on the street wearing strange costumes and hairstyles, laughing and playing without any scruples.

Fortunately, it was autumn, and they were wearing long-sleeved trousers. If it were summer, Jiang Yu really doubted that Qi Ranming would wear those short-sleeved shorts.However, even if this is the case, it is not easy for Qi Ranming to change into this "strange" clothes.After all, Qi Ranming didn't know how to wear them, so Jiang Yu put them on for him.

After changing clothes, Jiang Yu took Qi Ranming to the barber shop.

However, Qi Ranming was deeply influenced by the concept of "body, hair and skin are what his parents receive". When he went to the barber shop, he refused to cut it.Jiang Yu had no choice but to cut off her long hair, and bought Qi Ranming a rubber band to tie it on.

Although there are few men with long hair, there are still some.

Jiang Yu's former house was dilapidated, and he had been declared dead because he had been missing for many years.Even if you come back now, your previous identity can no longer be used.Because the age and appearance do not match.

The bank card and so on have also been cancelled.

Jiang Yu had no choice but to ostentatiously carry the cash to pay bribes and reissue the account book and ID card.

Because there is enough money, the process of doing it is not difficult, but it takes time, and it is not yet available.

So after finishing all this, Jiang Yu found a remote place, rented a small house, and lived with Qi Ranming temporarily.

Jiang Yu used to be a poor child who lived a hard life, so he has basic survival skills.It's just that the time is too long, and many times it is not easy to do it.But Qi Ranming was more unlucky.

The dignified General Qi, not only became illiterate, but also became disabled at the ninth level of life-he couldn't do anything, and he was all supported by Lord Suiyang.

At first Qi Ranming was still a little uneasy, but then he gradually got used to it, every day he waited with peace of mind for his clothes to stretch out his hands, and his meal to open his mouth.

After all, if he was asked to buy vegetables, he didn't even know banknotes, and he didn't even know how to take the bus.At first when he saw those cars and buses, Qi Ranming nervously grabbed Jiang Yu's hand, thinking it was some kind of monster.

Jiang Yu had to teach him bit by bit, such as how to wash clothes with a washing machine, how to steam rice with a rice cooker, how to read Roman numerals, and how to hail a taxi.

Qi Ranming is smart and quick to learn.But every time he faced something new, he would look at Jiang Yu curiously with eyes full of thirst for knowledge.Every time he learned something new, he would look at Jiang Yu with complacent and excited eyes, as if begging for praise.

Almost like a child.

Every time Qi Ranming looked at Jiang Yu with that look, Jiang Yu couldn't help but want to push him on the bed and bully him.So first praise and praise, and then kiss.

Qi Ranming's breath was unstable, his lips were bright red, but his expression was pretending to be calm, which was also very cute.

Qi Ranming never asked Jiang Yu why he knew this, and Jiang Yu never said anything.Some things don't need to be asked so clearly.

Two or three months later, after the two of them got their legal and valid household registration books and ID cards, Jiang Yu bought a bigger house in the city, and equipped it with several nannies.After all, Jiang Yu didn't want Qi Ranming to do these chores at home.

Jiang Yu bought many books and textbooks for Qi Ranming to let him learn simplified characters and various modern knowledge.

In addition to these, there is another extremely important thing that must be mentioned separately.Now gay marriage has been legalized, so the first time Jiang Yu and Qi Ranming got their ID cards, Jiang Yu took someone to get the ID card.

Although the two of them have lived together for so many years and their relationship has always been very harmonious, the small red notebook still has an irreplaceable meaning.

As for the wedding ring, it was still the pair of jade rings from before.Although it was made of jade, due to its long history, it was a veritable antique, and it was priceless, and ordinary diamond rings couldn't compare to it.

Later, Jiang Yu faced another severe test—finding a job.

Although Jiang Yuqin is proficient in all aspects of chess, calligraphy and painting, he has no education and no diploma, which is a bit miserable.You need a certificate for everything these days.

Although the two are not short of money to spend, it is a bit boring not to work, and they can't just sit and eat every day.

With a degree, Jiang Yu had no choice.There are thresholds for adult college entrance examinations, so Jiang Yu had to go with Qi Ranming to take the exams for some messy certificates that he could take.For example, Guqin, flute, calligraphy, Chinese painting, Go, etc.

These things are basically not difficult for the two of them. They are all things that have been in elementary school for decades, and now they can basically surprise the examiners.

Except Qi Ranming's paintings.

Since Qi Ranming hasn't adapted to the modern life for the time being, Jiang Yu is left to make money to support his family.To be honest, Qi Ranming spends money a bit extravagantly.

Qi Ranming has no idea about the current renminbi. Every time he goes to the street, he sees everything new and good, and he has no experience in resisting salesmen.So often, Jiang Yu would get tens of thousands out of Qi Ranming in the blink of an eye.

Of course, it is impossible for the majestic Lord Suiyang to say to Qi Ranming, "Be more frugal" and "Don't be so extravagant". He will only work harder to make money to support General Qi.

Sui Yangjun's qin was fortunate to be appreciated by a big man in the guqin world, and he was invited to participate in the competition, and after he easily won the first place, his reputation in the guqin world has grown.Now most people want to listen to him play a song, invite him to participate in some activities or performances, and the asking price is not low.Jiang Yu would occasionally teach students. Of course, the asking price for a class was at least a few hundred more.

Jiang Yu was born with a good face, and he had the air of a gentleman in every gesture, played the piano well, and had a handsome lover, so he soon became famous.

As a result, his astonishing calligraphy and traditional Chinese painting were discovered.One of Jiang Yu's calligraphy and painting was quickly sold to six figures.

So far, Suiyang Jun has no pressure to support General Qi.

General Qi didn't know the hardships of life, but he didn't buy everything, usually for Jiang Yu.For example, if the shopping guide says that something is very suitable for Jiang Yu, that he looks good in it, that something is good for Jiang Yu's body, that something is a symbol of eternal love, Qi Ranming will buy it without a second thought.

Therefore, Jiang Yu's clothes and all kinds of strange supplements at home were too much to pile up.

Looking at the clothes that couldn't fit in the two wardrobes, Jiang Yu couldn't help feeling a little emotional.When had he ever had so many clothes when he was a bachelor?Now one day and one year are not the same, but having a daughter-in-law is different.

Qi Ranming also likes to buy couple clothes.

Although Jiang Yu had disclosed to the public that he had a handsome lover, he still couldn't stop a large number of young men and women from showing their affection to him. Even if they didn't show their favor, it was inevitable to occasionally call her husband online.Both of them now have their own social accounts, Qi Ranming has also learned how to surf the Internet, and can see the evaluation of Jiang Yu on the Internet.

General Qi was very dissatisfied with this.But General Qi didn't say anything.

It's just that gradually, Qi Ranming began to like to wear couple outfits, wear their pair of rings, and go to various activities with Jiang Yu to declare ownership.

Jiang Yu thought his appearance was very cute, and he was overjoyed, but he was afraid that this person would become angry from embarrassment, so he had to pretend to be calm on the surface.

Since Qi Ranming also started to appear in public with Jiang Yu, the husband disappeared, and a large number of cp fans appeared who were screaming for sugar, and the fishermen quickly became popular.But the main face is so talented, and the sugar is really sweet. Every day, he presses his head and stuffs sugar into other people's mouths, making CP fans eat lemons.

At first Qi Ranming didn't show his talent, everyone thought he was a vase.Until one time during a guqin exchange activity, Jiang Yu asked Qi Ranming to play a piece of Feng Prison Huang on his behalf.Only then did the majority of netizens know that Master Jiang's lover is also very skilled.

Seeing everyone's amazement at Qi Ranming's displayed talent, Jiang Yu and You Rongyan blew rainbow farts without hesitation.It is said that Qi Ranming is also good at playing the flute, better than him.

Everyone booed and asked Qi Ranming to play a song.

Qi Ranming was not used to expressing himself in front of so many people, nor was he used to the enthusiasm of the audience, so he looked at Jiang Yu awkwardly for help.

Jiang Yu stuck to his ear and whispered, "Don't be afraid, you play really well, just play "Yan Ge Xing"."

When the two of them came to modern times, they came physically, so Qi Ranming's bone flute also came with him, and he still carried it with him.Qi Ranming took down the bone flute.

He hasn't played the song "Yan Ge Xing" for many years.However, when it blows again, it is not too jerky.That was the tune that was always around his ears many years ago.

Not because of the tune itself, but because he played this tune for Jiang Yu on that rainy autumn night during the Battle of Gaoyang last year.In the cave of Guogong Mountain, he was seriously injured and dying, and Jiang Yu found him by this song.

Years later, the tactile sensation of that flustered kiss is still clear.

After the song was played, the audience fell into a brief silence, and then there was thunderous applause again.Amid the applause, Qi Ranming turned his head to look at Jiang Yu, meeting Jiang Yu's eyes.Jiang Yu smiled lightly, stroked Qi Ranming's hand, and asked him in a low voice, "Do you want to kiss?"

Qi Ranming pursed his lips, lowered his eyes and did not answer, but Jiang Yu leaned forward and kissed him on the lips in front of thousands of audience.

Amidst the sparse exclamations from the audience, Qi Ranming's eyelashes trembled, he looked at Jiang Yu's eyes that were close at hand, and then slowly closed his eyes.