Eldest brother, another goblin wants to sleep with master

Huai Shuang took Qin Cang to the goblin cave where their master was imprisoned according to legend.

I saw that this goblin cave really looks like a goblin cave.

Two stone walls are hidden in the green hills and shrubs, and the entrance of the cave is blocked by a crooked tree as a curtain.

Huai Shuang pointed to the hole in front of him and said, "Here we are, this is it."

While speaking, Qin Cang had disappeared, and then there was a sound of vomiting from behind.

Huai Shuang turned his head to look, and sure enough, his elder brother was holding a pine tree spit of all sorts of meat and vegetables.

Huai Shuang: "Brother? Brother?"

Qin Cang: "Ugh..."

Huai Shuang: "..."

After throwing up for almost 2 minutes, Qin Cang crawled back half dead.

"Sorry sorry, I'm a little dizzy."

Huai Shuang looked at the elder brother with complicated eyes, Qin Cang pushed Huai Shuang and urged: "Why are you standing still, go in quickly, if you are one step late, the master will let the goblin eat all the scum left."

Huai Shuang thought: You also know that time is running out, who just vomited under the tree for a long time?

Before entering the cave, Qin Cang looked up, and saw three words engraved on the cave - Pansi Cave!

Qin Cang's eyeballs were about to fall out, and he pointed at these three characters with trembling fingers: "How dare you say this is not Journey to the West, Pansi Cave has come out."

Huai Shuang, a monk of Zhang Er, was puzzled and said, "What's the problem with calling it Pansi Cave? This time, the goblin who captured Master was a spider spirit. It's normal that the place where she lives is called Pansi Cave, brother. Stop dawdling."

What Huaishuang didn't know was that it wasn't some female goblin who kidnapped their master this time, but two male spider spirits who had practiced for hundreds of years.

Let's talk about fairy caves.

According to the legend, their master who was about to be eaten by the goblins sat crookedly on the middle bench like a grandpa. A little goblin in red beat his leg, another little goblin in yellow squeezed his shoulder, and He was holding a stack of fried melon seeds and knocking, with a happy expression on his face. He looked like he was about to be eaten? After careful observation, it was the two goblins who were helping to beat their legs and shoulders, who seemed to be in a bad mood and full of energy. His face was full of sorrow.

"Put some strength on your shoulders," Wu Weizi ordered while spitting out the melon seed shell.

"Yes." Hearing that the little fairy in yellow clothes intensified the massage.

There was a tinkling sound from the spider silk tied outside the cave.

The little goblin in yellow said with a trembling voice: "Here they come."

The tone was full of uncontrollable excitement.

The brows that had been unfurled just now relaxed.

His eyes were full of excitement, as if he had been waiting for Qin Cang and the others for a long time.

Wuweizi's cold voice came: "Restraint, don't reveal your secrets."

It turned out that Wu Weizi's so-called kidnapping by a goblin was all directed and acted by himself, in order to lure Qin Cang to rescue him.

However, when you see this, you will be puzzled.

Why are the goblins under his coercion?

Wuweizi shouldn't be a beautiful viewer who has no power to restrain a chicken. Xingjun came down to earth, as a goblin, he should covet his flesh and blood, Yuan Yang longed to cultivate to become a fairy, why didn't these two goblins show any affection for Wuweizi's flesh and blood? Longing, but it seems that you are so afraid of doing nothing?

Now let's talk about these two innocent spider spirits.

Not every goblin has the desire to become a fairy, for example, these two goblins, they have been together since childhood, one red and one yellow cultivated to become a goblin, they are a pair.

The two of them just moved here last month, and they just cleaned the cave, and suddenly this Wuweizi appeared out of nowhere, and asked them to kidnap him as soon as he came?

Although these two goblins practiced the way of demons, they never harmed people on weekdays, let alone kidnapped humans.

Seeing that he was a Taoist priest, the goblin in red took a step forward and said, "Master Taoist, we do not kill or harm others."

They have eaten fresh fruits for more than a hundred years since they became demons, and they have never killed anything.

Wuweizi said, "Do you know who I am?"

"Isn't he a Taoist priest?" The goblin in yellow replied first.

Wuweizi thought, what he said was indeed correct.

Wuweizi coughed, "I'm not an ordinary Taoist..."

Before the words were finished, the yellow-clothed goblin let out an ooh and said, "I see."

Wuwei raised his eyebrows: "See?"

I thought to myself that the lively one in yellow is smarter than the steady one in red.

Just about to praise him, the goblin in yellow said, "You are a much more handsome Taoist priest than ordinary Taoist priests!"

Wuweizi: "..."

Goblins are getting more and more stupid now.

Wuweizi opened the door straight to the point and said lazily: "I am Xuanzhen Guanguan Wuweizi, Xingjun reincarnated, my Yuanyang skill has greatly increased, eat my flesh and blood, I wish you soaring."

Can you advertise yourself?

Wuweizi's operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the two goblins in front of him

Still unmoved.

Wuweizi: "You guys have nothing to say?"

"Then?" The red-clothed goblin imitated humans and said: "The Taoist priest is amazing."

"Awesome!" The goblin in yellow gave a thumbs up.

The expression on his face is very sincere.

Wuweizi: "..."

After half a stick of incense, Wu Weizi succeeded in getting the two goblins to agree to kidnap him by threatening violence.

The two goblins felt aggrieved and thought to themselves, what is this called? There are still people who are chased and kidnapped?

Wuweizi ordered: "My disciples will come to rescue me later, you guys should act like a show."

While speaking, he even pulled open his neckline to make himself look more delicate and pitiful.

The little demon in yellow nodded his head like a garlic: "Don't worry, we won't reveal our secrets."

Hero, take this leader away quickly, we will be grateful to you, the little demon in yellow prays in his heart.