Eldest brother, another goblin wants to sleep with master

When Wu Weizi arrived at the victim's house, the house was already shrouded in a thick evil spirit.

"It's a heavy demon."

Huai Shuang clenched his Qingshuang Sword tightly, ready to go in at any time.

Wu Weizi pulled out his fly whisk and instructed: "Go in first, Master, Huai Shuang, take good care of your elder brother."

Qin Cang: "Hey, Master, don't I need to go in?"

Wu Weizi gave him a cold look: "If you think you are too old, you can go in."

Qin Cang retreated silently behind Huai Shuang.

The vegetation around the forest house has withered due to the erosion of the evil spirit.

Wu Weizi frowned and thought: This monster is much more difficult to deal with than he imagined.

When he came, he had already thought that this big monster would be difficult to deal with, but he didn't expect that its resentment would be so heavy!

Sure enough, as soon as Wu Weizi stepped into the Lin house, a gust of wind with a strong smell came and locked the door behind him firmly.

Wu Weizi fluttered in his sleeves and held a whisk in his hand, his eyes were cold, and he said slowly, "How long do you think you can hide?"

"Oh, it seems that I can't hide?"

A cloud of thick white mist floated out slowly and condensed in front of Wu Weizi, turning into a man in white clothes.

The man was dressed in stage clothes, with red eyes, dressed like a Huadan who was about to go on stage.

The man babbled for a long time, then cast a wink at Wuweizi and said, "Your Majesty, don't come here without any problems."

Wuweizi remained unmoved, and said coldly: "Who is your lord, don't bark."

Hearing this, the man pretended to be sad and said, "Didn't Mr. Lang come here for me? Why did you speak so sarcasticly when you saw me, without a trace of affection."

Wu Weizi narrowed his eyes and said mercilessly, "You think men are crazy."

Hearing this, the man covered his chest in the shape of Xizi holding his heart: "How can you talk like this, it really makes people feel uncomfortable."

The man's body was full of ghostly aura, and his eyebrows were full of evil spirits. Although he looked injured, there was no trace of teasing in his eyes.

"Oh, don't you like it? Otherwise, how about being a poor man?"

Wuweizi squeezed the dust whisk tightly.

Seeing this, the man turned over his sleeves and said affectionately: "Your Majesty is so ruthless, it makes me very sad."

In the last sentence, he used a dramatic accent.

Wu Weizi immediately had goose bumps all over his body.

He covered his mouth and sang an opera: I was half panicked, afraid that my son-in-law would cherish the phoenix's spouse, and would not be willing to sacrifice love to accompany me to Linquan soil.

"Only death can last long in love affairs in this world, otherwise they will all change their minds."

man said.

Wu Weizi snorted coldly: "You compare yourself to a princess? I've never seen such a shameless fairy like you."

"That's Taoist, how rare you are."

After the man finished speaking, his expression, which was gentle and affectionate just a second ago, suddenly turned cruel.

"If that's the case, then I won't be polite to you, Daoist." He raised a thick fog around him, and the thick fog continuously spread from behind the snake demon, and surrounded Wuweizi as if it had substance.

I only heard the man say: "Master Daoist, I've offended you."

Wuweizi raised his whisk and said, "Too much self-confidence is not a good thing!"

"Then let me see who is overconfident!"

After speaking, those white mist suddenly attacked Wuweizi.

Wuweizi spread out his whisk to lock up the white mist.

The white mist was not restrained by the whisk, and it seeped out of the whisk one by one, like a huge net that locked Wuweizi firmly in it.

Wuweizi couldn't move but felt that it was becoming more and more difficult to breathe.

The white mist had climbed up his neck, tightly trapped his limbs, Wuweizi's whisk was pushed aside.

The snake demon touched his chin and said to Wuweizi: "Master, can I ask you a question? Why are you wading in this muddy water?"

"Lack of money!"

Wuweizi answered slowly, taking his time.

The smoke squeezed him tighter and tighter, and the snake demon laughed and burst into tears when he heard Wu Weizi's answer: "You are so cute and different, so many Taoist priests who came to arrest me before they died. It’s all [On behalf of the sky] except you, who actually say it’s for money?”

"Hey" the snake demon sighed, "I am a bit reluctant to kill you, Taoist priest, what should I do?"

"Then let go, maybe Pindao can let you go."

The snake demon laughed like he had heard a great joke.

"Master Dao, are you still so humorous when you are about to die? Have you made a mistake? Now you are dying, not me."

"That's right."

After Wuweizi finished speaking, the spiritual energy in his body increased sharply, and the white mist was broken, and the white mist was connected to the body of the snake demon. With the break of the white mist, the snake demon stepped back several steps and spit out a pool of blood.

"You...you" the snake demon looked at Wu Weizi in disbelief, "no wonder, no wonder I felt that your breath was not like a mortal when you came in, that's why."

The snake demon smiled sadly: "Why, why did you treat me like this, just because I am not human? Isn't the feeling of a fairy not love?"

He complained loudly, and two lines of blood and tears flowed from his eyes, "Master Dao, tell me why, tell me why."

Wuweizi raised his whisk: "There is no reason."

He said: "From the day you entered the world, you should be prepared for today, and you shouldn't think about things that shouldn't belong to you."

The snake demon sat down on the ground and said: "But it originally belonged to me. I met Chen Sheng first. He fell in love with me. I have been with him all this time. What's wrong with me?" ?”

"But whose shell did you borrow? Mr. Zhang's shell, Chen Sheng must not know your true face yet, right? If he knows that the person he loves day and night is not the real Mr. Zhang but a snake Demon, do you think he will continue to love you?"

Wuweizi said ruthlessly, "You shouldn't have sneaked into this world."

"Then why are you?"

The snake demon raised his head, blood and tears streaming down his chest: "Why did you sneak into the world to become a Taoist priest?"

The snake demon said with a smile: "You and I are only fifty steps and laughing at a hundred steps."

What qualifications do you have to condemn me on the side of justice?

"Then you can't disperse the demonic energy to wipe out the polluted particles of the fertile farmland around the Lin Mansion for hundreds of miles!"

Wuweizi jumped up and said, "Who are you to ask me to collect you? It's the landlord with a radius of hundreds of miles!"

The snake demon's pupils shrank: "What?"

He was obviously shocked by Wu Weizi's answer.

In one fell swoop, Wuweizi's whisk fell down on the snake demon, who was already seriously injured and couldn't stand the weight of the whisk, and lost his cultivation and turned into a small snake.

Wuweizi spared his life.

He took out the wooden barrel in his arms and stuffed the prototyped little snake into it.

He said to the little snake in the wooden tube: "Could it be that at this time your demonic aura rushed to the sky, you would not have ended up like this."

Now that we are all in the world, we should learn to keep a low profile.

"Silly goblin, you don't even know how to restrain your evil spirit, are you afraid that Heaven won't notice you?"