Eldest brother, another goblin wants to sleep with master

He thought, follow the routines of those immortal novels he read in the past.

As the protagonist, he must have a strong golden finger against the sky. For example, no matter what kind of adversity the protagonist is in, he can understand the Tao from it, break through the original cultivation base, and go to a higher level.

For example, now, on the surface, it seems that he is in this remote mountain where no shit is like, and he seems to be miserable.

In fact, as long as you close your eyes and feel carefully, you will be able to find his dantian, that is, the bursts of heat in the bladder, where there is spiritual power that is about to spew out!

He sensed for a long time? He opened his eyes.

I thought: Strange, why is it different from what you said?

Why doesn't my belly feel like it's bursting?

Is it!

He thought of another possibility.

He should have obtained an infinite sea of ​​consciousness that can plant all things and treasures.

As long as he closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, and feels the air of the vast world.

When he opens his eyes again, he can enter a magical... world?

He thought, why when he opened his eyes again, there was no hillside full of flowers, a lawn full of Ganoderma lucidum, or any rare beasts that only appeared in the Shan Hai Jing?

There was nothing in front of him except a few unnamed birds occasionally flying in the sky.

Ahead of him was a wasteland of strange trees.

And behind it is a cave full of toads.

Qin Cang dragged his chin to think: Did I fucking time travel through a martial arts novel?

After all, he just worked hard for a long time, but he didn't sense the existence of any so-called magical power.

He was dressed like a dog again, with a sword on his waist, and a complicated sword tassel hanging from the sword.

If this attire is a young knight who walks the rivers and lakes, it is completely in the past!

Look at the Toad Cave behind him, it is exactly the same as the cave where the protagonist in Jin Yong's martial arts opens after falling!

For example, Zhang Wuji touched "Nine Suns Magic Art" in a cave and became a generation of heroes!

Duan Yu swallowed toads and centipedes in a cave to practice "Lingbo Weibu"!

Qin Cang looked at the group of crawling or motionless toads in the cave, and thought that the heavens would not give him a setting that eating toads would lead to magical skills?

"Unless" he thought: Unless God, you also arrange for him one, two, three, four, five, six, seven or eight beautiful younger sisters to be wives in the future, he would be willing to swallow toads willingly.

God spat out a mouthful of saliva and said: How fucking shameless!

So the sky, which was still clear just now, suddenly began to rain without warning, and the rain was getting heavier and heavier.

Qin Cang had no choice but to take two steps back and hide in the cave behind him. He had big eyes to small eyes with a toad in a hole.

The rain came suddenly, but it didn't go fast at all.

It rained lingeringly for most of the day, until Qin Cang was hungry, and the sudden heavy rain began to gradually subside.

During the interval of hiding from the rain, Qin Cang was not idle, he began to dig into the cave, looking for the legendary martial arts cheats.

The result.

After reading for a long time, there is a fart of martial arts cheats, and there is nothing in the cave except a pile of dry straw.

Qin Cang squatted on a pile of dry straw and began to doubt his life.

He thought, this is not scientific.

Why can't I read the martial arts cheats?

The toad in the cave croaked a few times at the right time.

Qin Cang stared at the toad for a long time, and finally stretched out his sinful hand towards the toad.

The toad held in his hand didn't know that he was in danger and croaked innocently at the man who grabbed him in front of him.

In the next second, this poor toad fell into Qin Cang's mouth.

Its legs were still struggling outside Qin Cang's mouth.

Qin Cang puffed his mouth and even chewed it twice.

Swallowed a toad alive.

I don't know if it's Qin Cang's hallucination.

He found out from the moment he swallowed the toad.

A group of toads who were still around him just backed away a few steps in tacit understanding and calmly, their eyes became bigger, as if they were very shocked and unbelievable by Qin Cang's behavior.

Of course this was his hallucination.

How could a low-intelligence, cold-blooded animal like toad feel scared because of his companion's death.

The emotion of fear cannot exist in the brain of a cold-blooded animal.

Not to mention that the companion was just eaten raw in front of them, even a whole cave toad was boiled into a dry pot frog by Qin Cang in front of him, and the only remaining survivor would not feel any fear.

And the reason why Qin Cang had this illusion.

It was because he was poisoned.

Qin Cang was born in an orphanage and only graduated from junior high school. His biology is not very good, so he didn't know that the frog used for cooking in the restaurant and the toad in front of him were very different species.

The former belongs to frogs, also known as bullfrogs.

The latter is called a toad in the local dialect!

Toad skin is poisonous!

Unfortunately, Qin Cang who swallowed a toad was poisoned!

Everything he saw just now was due to his hallucinations caused by poisoning.

Qin Cang didn't know.

He just felt hot all over his body, and the scene in front of his eyes became more and more blurred. He thought: Here we come! Finally here! I am going to practice a peerless magic skill!

Thinking of this, he fainted with stares in his eyes.