The male protagonist, he doesn’t follow the script [Quick Transmigration]

"What's going on here?"

Five years after marriage.some day.

Xia Yi came home from get off work, and was surprised to find that his precious son, who usually came to greet him with a soft smile when he entered the door and ran over with his short legs, unexpectedly did not appear at the entrance.

He changed his shoes unexpectedly and walked into the house. He was about to ask Tan Jiuzhang, who should have arrived home early today, but before he saw his lover, he found that his milk bag was trying to sit upright with a chubby face. On the sofa, with a serious and sulking look, he looks like a little adult. It is the milky white bun face that contrasts this seriousness with a full contrast of cuteness.

"Milk bag, why do you have this expression?" Xia Yi held back a smile, and squatted in front of his son with a caring look, keeping his eyes on the same level.

Milk bag, the big name is Tan Xiaze, the nickname is milk bag, a five-year-old little Douding, the father is Tan Jiuzhang, and the father is Xia Yi. Although I am still angry, I am worried (?) when I see my favorite father, as soon as he enters the house. I just came to see him, reluctantly ended my cold state, and opened my mouth:

"I encountered some confusion in my life. Because of anger, I decided to keep silent about this vexatious world."

"..."

Xia Yi worked very hard - really hard - so that he would not laugh at a child's troubles in life, but showed an encouraging look: "What kind of confusion did the milk bag encounter in life? Can you talk to Dad about it?"

Tan Xiaze looked at his father, pondered for a moment, and nodded solemnly: "Well, since it is my father who wants to know, I will communicate with you. ——Today, the kindergarten teacher had some disagreements with me and called my father Go to the kindergarten and talk to her, so today it is not the nanny robot uncle who picks me up, but my dad. After hearing what the teacher said, he apologized to Weiwei and Lulu on my behalf without my consent , He kept criticizing me on the way back.”

Xia Yi became serious now, and couldn't help frowning: "The kindergarten teacher asked your father to go? Your father apologized to Weiwei and Lulu? Kid Tan Xiaze, you are not bullying your classmates, right? If you are bullying other children , you really need to apologize! How did Dad and Dad teach you? You should get along well with your classmates!"

"No, I didn't bully them!" Seeing that his favorite father didn't stand up for himself, Tan Xiaze was a little anxious, "I really like them! They started crying by themselves! But the teacher and father criticized me!"

Seeing the aggrieved expression on the milk bag, Xia Yi calmed down a little.He knew that his son had no problem with lying. He said he wasn't bullying, but he really wasn't bullying.So he hurriedly touched the soft hair of the milk bag: "That's because Dad blamed you, I'm sorry. Can you tell Dad about what happened?"

Five-year-old Xiao Douding blinked her thick and curly eyelashes, nodded obediently, and began to tell her father what happened.But after all, due to his age, Xia Yi listened for a while, and understood that he liked Weiwei and Lulu, and Lulu and Weiwei also liked him very much. Why did you cry.

"Let me explain to you."

A familiar voice sounded from behind.Xia Yi turned around and saw his man leaning against the door frame at the junction of the hall and corridor, and he didn't know how long he had been listening.

Xia Yi stood up - squatting in front of the milk bag all the time, her legs were a little numb - she sat on the edge of the milk bag, and then patted the sofa beside her: "Okay, tell me, I'll listen."

Tan Jiuzhang came over and sat next to Xia Yi: "The milk bag didn't hit anyone or scold anyone, but Weiwei and Lulu cried, and it's indeed mostly because of him."

"Huh?" Xia Yi didn't know why.

"This kid——" Tan Jiuzhang didn't know what to say, "he's really amazing. Weiwei first told him that he liked him very much, and he told the little girl, I like you too, so you can be my girlfriend. Weiwei happily agreed, but not a day later, Weiwei saw another little girl Lulu kissing this kid's face, and immediately quit, asking this kid if I am not your girlfriend, how did you let her kiss you? Guess what this kid said?"

"What did you say?" Xia Yi was dumbfounded, and couldn't believe that the "boy" the man said was their five-year-old son.

"He said 'You are indeed my girlfriend, but don't people like fragrant lilacs when they have beautiful roses? I like Lulu very much, if Lulu likes me, she can be my girlfriend too Ah'. Then he kissed Weiwei again and said, 'But of course, I like Weiwei too'....Then the two little girls all cried."

Xia Yi looked at Xiao Douding sitting beside him with shocked eyes, and even felt a little awe.

... No, although he knows that his son is precocious and likes to pretend to be an adult and say something that seems to be very philosophical, but... you are too precocious!When your father was 20 years older than you, he never held a girl's hand!You know that you play the younger brother conscientiously to complete the task - and then you are abducted by your father during a rare vacation.

Your father and your father are quite dedicated and loyal people, okay?Where did you self-taught scum come from!

And those two little girls...you know how to be jealous and what a girlfriend is at such a young age?Is your kindergarten circle so chaotic?

Seeing that Xia Yi was too shocked by his son's coquettish operation, Tan Jiuzhang stretched out his hand angrily, bypassed his lover, and flicked his head on the hairy back of his son's hairy head on the other side of his lover: "Take me two children!" I was crying, I apologized for him, and only criticized a few words on the way home? Just pulled me in the face and said that I was authoritarian, did not respect his personal ideas, and could not accept different values..."

The milk bag was shaken by his father, turned his head resentfully, stared at his father through his father, and muttered in his mouth: "Isn't it? You don't listen to what I think at all, just say I'm wrong! "

Tan Jiuzhang was almost annoyed: "Success, then tell me what you think."

"I... I just like Weiwei and Lulu. Weiwei is so good-looking, she likes me, of course I want her to be my girlfriend! Although Lulu is not as good-looking as Weiwei, she is so smart, She was the first to answer everything the teacher said. Who wouldn't like such a smart girl?"

The milk bag classmate is quite plausible.

Xia Yi finally recovered from the shock, and couldn't help but educate him when he heard his righteous words: "Nibao, it's okay for us to like children, but everyone should like each other like good friends. How can you say that people treat you like you?" Where's the girlfriend?"

"Why not? Da Zhuang and Sasha both have girlfriends! Luzai and Xiaoxue also have boyfriends! Why can't I have a girlfriend?"

Xia Yi: ...

He really felt as if he was getting old.

There is no way, although I am shocked by the children's ability, but the education still needs to be educated.Xia Yi struggled to follow the words of the milk bag and said, "...Then, don't Da Zhuang and Sha Sha also have two girlfriends?"

Tan Jiuzhang was holding his forehead on the side: Countless historical lessons told him that when your thinking is taken away by Tan Xiaze, you can't get it back.Because the sandalwood milk bag kid is very good at lowering your IQ to the same level as him, and then defeating you with his rich experience.

Sure enough: "They only have one girlfriend, so I must have only one girlfriend too? Dazhuang is a boy, he has a girlfriend; Xiaoxue is a girl, she has a boyfriend; is it true that Sasha, as a girl, must have a relationship with Xiaoxue?" Can we have boyfriends but not girlfriends? The teacher taught us to respect everyone's differences, because no matter what kind of child they are, they are unique!"

Xia Yi: "..." Once again, he didn't know how to refute.

He had no choice but to say: "But, whether it's a boyfriend or a girlfriend, only the one you like the most can do it. Love is unique and cannot be shared with other people. You promised Weiwei, I can no longer promise Lulu."

When Tan Jiuzhang heard this, he reached out and patted his lover's shoulder: Have you forgotten that your son is only five years old?Are you actually seriously discussing the girlfriend issue with him?

Xia Yi came back to his senses after being slapped by him, but before he could feel sorry for being stupid, he heard the sandalwood milk bag say: "Love is the only one? But I love daddy the most, and I love daddy the most."

The husband and wife were fighting with each other because of the matter of educating the milk bag, but they were both startled when they heard this, and their gazes towards the milk bag couldn't help becoming a little soft.

Being confessed so bluntly by his son, even though he is still angry at him for making the children cry, he still can't help but feel happy.

Xia Yi couldn't help but lowered his head and kissed his son's chubby face, and then said: "Your love for father and father is different from the love between lovers. The love for a boyfriend or girlfriend is a kind of exclusive love. It means that there is no room for other people between each other, and it cannot be shared."

Tan Jiuzhang watched with a little amusement as his lover solemnly told his five-year-old son the difference between love, but he didn't stop him.Xia Yi always communicated with Naibao seriously, even if his son might not be able to understand many things for a while, he would not fool him.According to Xia Yi, although the child is young now, he will grow up sooner or later. He is an independent person with enough exploration and curiosity. You can honestly tell him that you don’t know about some questions, or that you don’t know them for a while. There is a way to explain it to him, but you can't make up nonsense to deceive him, and it's best not to simply and rudely say "just do as I say".

Therefore, although such a conversation may sound ridiculous, Xia Yi is indeed very serious, trying to discuss a problem with the milk bag—no matter how absurd it sounds to discuss love with a five-year-old child.

Milk bag frowned and thought for a while, then said to his father: "But, I can't share with father and father. If you like other children more than me, I will be very angry!"

He solemnly looked at the two fathers beside him with his big brown eyes - these eyes were obviously inherited from Xia Yi, with a natural sweetness that could soften the heart.

It was only after Xia Yi had a milk bag that he understood what Tan Jiuzhang said, "Sometimes I feel that if you just look at me like this, I can't help but agree to anything."

——Xia Yi thought it was the sweet talk of his lover before, but when the soft little thing in front of him looked at him from bottom to top with his clear honey brown eyes, he always felt like melted.

"Thank you Naibao for loving us so much. Your dad and I also love Naibao the most. However, the love between father and son is still not the love between lovers." Xia Yi was at a loss for words when he said this—Naibao really loves us. He is a very smart and thoughtful kid. Even Xia Yi feels that it is really difficult to explain things to him in many cases, because he is always thinking about rebuttals and thinking about "why".

And just like now, he doesn't know how to explain this problem to the milk bag.

Tan Jiuzhang sighed silently, stretched out his long arms to embrace both his lover and son, turned his head sideways, and looked into his son's clear eyes through Xia Yi: "Milk bag, between lovers, it's like me and your father, yes After becoming fully independent individuals, choosing to form a family together, willing to spend all the time in the future together, share all the life in life together. These are things that we will not do with anyone else.”

"Isn't it okay to have a milk bag?" Xiao Douding was a little aggrieved.

Tan Jiuzhang smiled: "The milk package is originally part of our 'family' and 'life'. However, it is because your father and I chose to become a 'family' from two 'individuals' that we have you. But The milk bag will also grow up, and one day it will become an adult like Dad and Daddy who can live independently in this world. He is independent and strong enough, and then he will meet someone who is obviously not related to you, You are not born to be close to each other, but you will choose each other and choose to become a new family. At that time, Naibao will understand what kind of love is between Dad and Dad."

"I don't want a new family! I just want to be with my daddy." Sandalwood Milkbag pouted.

Tan Jiuzhang teased him: "Can't you be with Weiwei or Lulu?"

"No!" The little boy shook his head like a rattle.

Xia Yi also chuckled, reached out and put the milk bag on his lap and sat down, bowed his head and kissed the little hairpin on the top of his head: "Daddy and Daddy will love you forever, and they will be your home no matter what. However, you What Daddy said is right, the love between lovers is that one person can face the world, but still choose to become one with another person. When the milk bag grows up, maybe he will meet such a person, maybe not Yes, that’s okay, there’s enough time for you to slowly understand love. But now——sandal milk bag kid, we’ve already told you what love between lovers is, and you already said that you don’t care Whether it's Weiwei or Lulu, you don't feel that way about them, do you?"

Sandalwood Milk Bao was a little unconvinced, but he did say what he meant just now.

Manly man, dare to act.

So he pursed his lips and nodded.

"Since this is the case, whether it's Weiwei or Lulu, you shouldn't lightly say that you want them to be your girlfriend, right?"

The sandalwood milk bag nodded again, with a heavy expression.

"You shouldn't let two girls be girlfriends easily, but you did it and made the children cry because of it. Is it your responsibility? So, in the kindergarten today, is it reasonable for the teacher to criticize you?"

The sandalwood milk bag continued to nod awkwardly.

"Then what should you do?"

"...Go and apologize to them."

The expression on Xia Yi's face became completely relaxed: "Is it only the children?"

"...and Daddy." Little friend Tan Xiaze added reluctantly, quickly raised his eyelids to look at his father, and his eyelashes drooped again, "I'm sorry Daddy, I shouldn't be angry with you. You are right .”

Tan Jiuzhang smiled, stretched out his hand to hug his son from Xia Yi's arms, and ruffled the fine hair on his head: "Forgive you, remember to speak up if you have any opinions next time, don't make a fuss with a stinky face!"

"……it is good."

"Okay, that matter is settled, let's go out for dinner?" Xia Yi checked the time, stood up from the sofa first, and walked towards the porch with her husband in one hand and her son in the other.

——It's like holding all the happiness.

Love is when he meets Tan Jiuzhang, the two become a family, and then add a milk bag to the family.

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