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Chapter 61 Birthday Song
"hahahahahahahahaha!"
In the awkward silence, the baton pinned behind the little policeman burst into laughter: "Hahahaha master, are you Erque? I laughed to death hahahahaha!"
The police cap followed suit: "Hahahahahahaha!"
The little policeman didn't realize that his good partner at work was laughing at him crazily. He rubbed his head and stood up from the ground with rice grains on his mouth.
In fact, he is at most one year younger than Jiang Zhuo, but he looks stupid, just like a kid.
In front of the young backbone of the special case team, Captain Wang couldn't hold back his face anymore, and kicked him angrily: "Are you a pig or is he a pig? Do normal people eat like this? Don't be ashamed here." Now, get out!"
Baton: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
Jiang Zhuo: "..." What else could he say?
When Captain Wang chased away the aggrieved little policeman, and turned around to say something to Jiang Zhuo, he found that the other party was half squatting on the ground, silently staring at the plate of rice that he hadn't had time to take away, with strange eyes .
Captain Wang: "..."
Naturally, he didn't understand what Jiang Zhuo was doing, and he didn't know that the plate with rice could actually talk.
At this moment, in front of Jiang Zhuo, the dish was shouting loudly: "Hey, is there a brother who is a good man in this room? Talk to someone! Hey, hey, I really want to find a good friend!"
For a long time no one responded.
Die deliberately said to Jiang Zhuo in a hoarse voice: "Did you read it? No, really not."
Captain Wang watched for a while, and felt that Jiang Zhuo's posture was very dangerous. He thought that if the other party also bent down to eat rice at this time to prove the murder, he might go crazy.
So he walked over cautiously, and said to Jiang Zhuo: "Chief Jiang, what's wrong with this dish?"
Jiang Zhuo said: "Is this borrowed from the neighbor next door?"
"Brother Bai, didn't I tell you everything? Why don't you believe me?" Die Zi complained, and then urged, "Forget it, I don't care about this, remember to return me later! In this room It’s strange and unlucky, and people are afraid.”
Jiang Zhuo touched the side of the plate.
Captain Wang: "Yes, we definitely can't just take all the things from the Miao family and use them casually. Plates...is there any problem?"
Jiang Zhuo said: "No problem."
He just confirmed one thing through this talking plate—Miao Hanliang’s house has an area of more than 200 square meters and so many furniture, but none of them can be refined. Ever since Jiang Zhuo could hear them talking, he has never Having encountered such a situation, it is almost very abnormal.
Although no one has ever told him what the law of objects becoming refined is, the principles in the world are the same.For example, why is there a large population in the southeast coast and a small population in the northwest inland?Because the former is more livable.
It can be deduced from this principle, that is to say, Miao Hanliang's home is less suitable for these things to stimulate his own spirituality and self-awareness than other places.
Jiang Zhuo picked up the plate, poured out the rice, put it aside, and explained to Captain Wang: "The plate is fine, I just think this place is evil, maybe Miao Hanliang's death is not entirely artificial."
His tone was quite flat, but he couldn't think deeply about what he said. Captain Wang only felt a chill all over his body, and his sweat was even more severe than when he felt hot and dry just now.
"I……"
Captain Wang calmed down, and said to Jiang Zhuo: "Whether this matter is evil or not, we are still responsible for it now...Of course, before the official handover, if Section Chief Jiang is willing to understand the situation first, we I also welcome everyone to discuss it together. Can you tell me why you think this incident is not man-made?"
If Captain Wang doesn't believe these words, Jiang Zhuo plans to go back. After all, everything comes first and then first. Since this is the home court of the Municipal Bureau, they will naturally make arrangements. polite thing.
But looking at the other party's appearance now, he really wanted to ask his opinion, and he didn't feel shy about it, Jiang Zhuo said: "Captain Wang, have you ever heard of voodoo? I suspect that Miao Hanliang was bewitched by someone. The smile on his face should be hallucinations before he died, and he saw some kind of pleasant picture, such as..."
Captain Wang listened intently, but in the tense moment of holding his breath, suddenly there was a door knock behind him, his whole body shook violently, and he let out an "ah" in fright.
Jiang Zhuo: "..." This voice also startled him.
The audience immersed in the horror atmosphere also laughed:
[Hahahahaha I understand why the little policeman was so stupid just now, he still followed the captain. 】
[The captain's roar made Little Spoon tremble, hahaha cute. 】
[Don't laugh at the one in front, people want to hear ghost stories, how about creating a little atmosphere? 】
[Who's coming, who's coming, is there a ghost? 】
【It's a handsome fluttering ghost~】
Yun Suchuan went downstairs to check the situation just now, and when he came up, he heard Captain Wang's voice, and his face was full of bewilderment.
Jiang Zhuo said: "Come up. Captain Wang, let me introduce you. This is my friend, surnamed Yun. I just went outside to check the situation. Suchuan, this is Captain Wang from the Municipal Bureau."
The two greeted each other briefly, and Jiang Zhuo said, "How is the environment below?"
When they came in just now, both of them felt that this place was a bit evil, and it wasn't because there was a problem with feng shui, but it just gave off a lifeless feeling.So Jiang Zhuo stayed here, and Yun Suchuan went to check the situation.
Seeing that Jiang Zhuo asked in front of Captain Wang, Yun Suchuan didn't shy away, pointed to the bottom and said: "I used a compass to search around here several times, let alone a formed ghost, even a trace of a ghost. I couldn’t find it, it’s like ‘a thousand mountains and a thousand birds fly away, and a thousand paths and people disappear’.”
He put another paper towel on the table, and after spreading it out, it was full of corpses of bugs: "Also, all the flying bugs around the building are dead, so it's almost certain that someone has laid a Gu."
Captain Wang was listening to Jiang Zhuo and Yun Suchuan's conversation, and he felt his heart trembling. He is an old policeman. He has been handling cases for many years and has been exposed to some supernatural events. He knows that what the two said is very likely to happen.
What is hidden around here, so that the objects cannot become spirits, and the ghosts dare not appear?Miao Hanliang is actually dead, so the chance of him being a reborn person is very small... So, who would be the murderer who killed him, the murderer who killed Cheng Wen?
Jiang Zhuo said: "Captain Wang, is it convenient for everyone in this room to go out?"
Captain Wang also wanted to know what was going on, so he asked the policemen in the other rooms to go out. He didn't leave, closed the door, and drew the curtains.The surrounding light suddenly dimmed, making it even more eerie.
After all, the city bureau is still in charge of the case now, Captain Wang thinks that he should stay here no matter what.
Jiang Zhuo asked Yun Suchuan: "Did you bring a candle?"
Yun Suchuan said: "No, but there should be something else."
He touched his pocket, took out a piece of talisman paper, rolled it into a tube and waved it in the air, Captain Wang saw a bunch of flames emerging from the top of the paper tube.
Yun Suchuan stood the paper tube on the table, and the faint flames swayed slightly. It was strange to say that this light could not bring light, but at this point, it was like night falling, and the whole room became pitch black.In the scorching summer, the doors and windows were closed tightly, and there was a faint cold wind blowing from nowhere.
[Is my phone broken?My screen is black! 】
[Me, me, me, me too, what's going on?So scary oh my god. 】
[Don't be nervous, it seems that the anchor and the others made this on purpose. 】
[Summon the quilt enchantment Dafa! 】
The audience watching the live broadcast felt scared, and Captain Wang who was at the scene was naturally even more so. His back was pressed tightly against the wall, and he silently recited the party's program in his heart, trying to give himself a sense of security.
In the suffocating darkness and silence, Yunsuchuan's voice sounded: "Yin and Yang are divided into two, and the light will purify the world."
He spread his hands flat, and then a warm halo emerged from his palms, which slowly spread and penetrated into every wall and corner of the entire room.
The surrounding walls began to emit a faint light, making people barely able to see the outline of the surroundings, but it was even more terrifying than the pure darkness just now.
Jiang Zhuo didn't care about Yun Suchuan's movements, and stared at Miao Hanliang's corpse on the ground, only to see a few green light spots in the shape of finger marks on his face, and there were human footprints in front of him, gradually moving outwards all the way. emerge.
Jiang Zhuo said: "It really is a Gu."
Yun Suchuan stood by the flames, looked in the direction of the footprints, and said: "People who are killed by Gu will have hallucinations before they die, and I don't know what Miao Hanliang saw, but they are so happy when they die. .”
Captain Wang was already stunned by this weird scene. He was watching with straight eyes when he saw Jiang Zhuo and Yun Suchuan, as if they had made an appointment, turned their heads in unison and looked at him.
... This feeling is really scary, he swallowed, and said dryly: "What do you see me doing? You don't think I'm a murderer, do you? I—"
"You miss Captain Wang, we didn't look at you again." Yun Suchuan's voice was always gentle and smiling, but probably because the angle was facing the fire, he looked at Captain Wang with eyes that seemed A gloomy flame danced, "Come on, get out of the way, and turn around."
Jiang Zhuo glared at Yun Suchuan, then looked at Captain Wang again with great interest, waiting for his reaction.
Captain Wang looked bewildered, stepped aside according to Yun Suchuan's friendly reminder, and then looked back——
"what!!!"
He found a fluorescent green outline of a human figure suddenly appeared on the wall he was leaning against, just standing at the place where the footprints finally disappeared, and it was constantly protruding outward three-dimensionally.
Captain Wang was quite frightened, he left the wall with a few big strides, and only slightly relieved his tension when he stood next to Jiang Zhuo.He finally came to his senses, it turned out that Jiang Zhuo and Yun Suchuan were not looking at him just now, but he just happened to be in front of this thing.
Jiang Zhuo also took the time to comfort him: "It's okay, it's just a shadow, it won't harm you."
If he didn't stare at the green figure while comforting people, he might appear more sincere.
Yun Suchuan slapped his hands, and the green figure came down from the wall, with one hand placed vertically by his side, and the other held flat, as if holding something, Jiang Zhuo whispered: "It should be the plate of cake. "
Gu was planted in the cake that Miao Hanliang ate.
In the dark room, this flat human figure glowing with green light brushed Yun Suchuan's shoulders, and walked towards Miao Hanliang's body step by step without a sound, and then directly submerged in front of him. half of the painting.
Captain Wang has always been close to Jiang Zhuo's side. Although he is two times taller than the young guy, he has to admit that it feels too safe.
Captain Wang, full of sense of security, paid attention to the surrounding situation, wondering if he was dazzled. At this moment, Captain Wang suddenly found that the painting drawn by Miao Hanliang seemed to move by himself!
She sat up from the bed where she was lying on her side, and the cloth on her body, which was only used as a cover, slowly slid down with her movements, but the woman seemed not to mind at all, picked up the spoon in her hand, and put a piece of snack into her mouth , and then narrowed his eyes happily, as if he could feel the sweetness and delicacy through the screen.
The delicious food and beauties have greatly impacted the sense of taste and vision. This scene can be said to be lively and fragrant, but it is strange and unspeakable.
It's a pity that none of the three men present knew how to appreciate it.Captain Wang's eyes were already straightened, and all he could think about was "Who am I and where am I? The people on the painting can really move!"
Yun Suchuan said quietly: "Why do I feel like she is going to say in a second—'Smooth enjoyment, dense texture, good cake, just eat a certain brand'!"
Jiang Zhuo: "What to eat, she is so fat."
Captain Wang: "..."
Yun Suchuan had no scruples and laughed out loud.
The audience was also amused:
[Two good-looking brothers both have interesting souls~]
[HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaOne hit kills this one. 】
[It's over, it's over, the brainwashing is too strong, I was already fascinated by beauty, but now all I think about is "she is so fat". 】
[I originally looked at Jiang Xiaoshao's serious face, and thought he was going to scold Brother Chuan, but I was wrong! 】
[At this moment, I suddenly hope that the woman can understand the people outside, and I want to see her expression. 】
[My two stupid sons who don't understand the style, they are blind to such a pretty face for nothing (*/ω\*). 】
[Baby, this is called plump and sexy. 】
Although it looks like a lot of laughter, in fact, there are only a small number of people who post barrage, and they are basically women.Not all male compatriots have the attributes of being calm or slow. Looking at this stunning beauty in front of them at this time, many of them can't look away at all.
In a trance, they even seem to be able to hear the singing coming from the picture.
"Happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you..."
The singing seems to be sung by many people, including men and women. However, this singing after another, not only does not have half the joy of blessing, but it is like a heart-wrenching humming, with indescribable desperation and desolation.
"Happy birthday to you...Happy birthday to you..."
As if being pinched by an invisible hand, making people breathless and unwilling to look away from the beauty, the beating of the heart is almost at the same frequency as the singing.
The woman in the painting turned her head around little by little, and finally pointed her face at the camera, and she smiled with all kinds of charms, which made the audience mesmerized.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the woman's newly formed smile suddenly retracted, and the expression on her face instantly changed into a vicious one. She even jumped out, pierced the screen with her hands, and pinched Jiang Zhuo's neck!
Yun Suchuan said: "Wow, she must have heard you say that she is fat!"
Jiang Zhuo said: "I'm already fat!"
While speaking, he didn't hide but turned forward, kicked sideways, and kicked the woman's chest without hesitation!
Before the woman's hand touched Jiang Zhuo's neck, she was kicked back into the painting again, and became the flat paper figure again, but Jiang Zhuo didn't stop, but drew his legs and jumped forward, taking advantage of the woman's When his last hand was not fully retracted, it clasped her wrist accurately!
Suddenly, the audience trembled at the small black room and the green figure on the black screen, and then they were confused by the fat beauty. Before they could recover from the smile, the anchor actually fought with a painting. Woke up!
This psychedelic life!This unscientific live broadcast room!
In the awkward silence, the baton pinned behind the little policeman burst into laughter: "Hahahaha master, are you Erque? I laughed to death hahahahaha!"
The police cap followed suit: "Hahahahahahaha!"
The little policeman didn't realize that his good partner at work was laughing at him crazily. He rubbed his head and stood up from the ground with rice grains on his mouth.
In fact, he is at most one year younger than Jiang Zhuo, but he looks stupid, just like a kid.
In front of the young backbone of the special case team, Captain Wang couldn't hold back his face anymore, and kicked him angrily: "Are you a pig or is he a pig? Do normal people eat like this? Don't be ashamed here." Now, get out!"
Baton: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
Jiang Zhuo: "..." What else could he say?
When Captain Wang chased away the aggrieved little policeman, and turned around to say something to Jiang Zhuo, he found that the other party was half squatting on the ground, silently staring at the plate of rice that he hadn't had time to take away, with strange eyes .
Captain Wang: "..."
Naturally, he didn't understand what Jiang Zhuo was doing, and he didn't know that the plate with rice could actually talk.
At this moment, in front of Jiang Zhuo, the dish was shouting loudly: "Hey, is there a brother who is a good man in this room? Talk to someone! Hey, hey, I really want to find a good friend!"
For a long time no one responded.
Die deliberately said to Jiang Zhuo in a hoarse voice: "Did you read it? No, really not."
Captain Wang watched for a while, and felt that Jiang Zhuo's posture was very dangerous. He thought that if the other party also bent down to eat rice at this time to prove the murder, he might go crazy.
So he walked over cautiously, and said to Jiang Zhuo: "Chief Jiang, what's wrong with this dish?"
Jiang Zhuo said: "Is this borrowed from the neighbor next door?"
"Brother Bai, didn't I tell you everything? Why don't you believe me?" Die Zi complained, and then urged, "Forget it, I don't care about this, remember to return me later! In this room It’s strange and unlucky, and people are afraid.”
Jiang Zhuo touched the side of the plate.
Captain Wang: "Yes, we definitely can't just take all the things from the Miao family and use them casually. Plates...is there any problem?"
Jiang Zhuo said: "No problem."
He just confirmed one thing through this talking plate—Miao Hanliang’s house has an area of more than 200 square meters and so many furniture, but none of them can be refined. Ever since Jiang Zhuo could hear them talking, he has never Having encountered such a situation, it is almost very abnormal.
Although no one has ever told him what the law of objects becoming refined is, the principles in the world are the same.For example, why is there a large population in the southeast coast and a small population in the northwest inland?Because the former is more livable.
It can be deduced from this principle, that is to say, Miao Hanliang's home is less suitable for these things to stimulate his own spirituality and self-awareness than other places.
Jiang Zhuo picked up the plate, poured out the rice, put it aside, and explained to Captain Wang: "The plate is fine, I just think this place is evil, maybe Miao Hanliang's death is not entirely artificial."
His tone was quite flat, but he couldn't think deeply about what he said. Captain Wang only felt a chill all over his body, and his sweat was even more severe than when he felt hot and dry just now.
"I……"
Captain Wang calmed down, and said to Jiang Zhuo: "Whether this matter is evil or not, we are still responsible for it now...Of course, before the official handover, if Section Chief Jiang is willing to understand the situation first, we I also welcome everyone to discuss it together. Can you tell me why you think this incident is not man-made?"
If Captain Wang doesn't believe these words, Jiang Zhuo plans to go back. After all, everything comes first and then first. Since this is the home court of the Municipal Bureau, they will naturally make arrangements. polite thing.
But looking at the other party's appearance now, he really wanted to ask his opinion, and he didn't feel shy about it, Jiang Zhuo said: "Captain Wang, have you ever heard of voodoo? I suspect that Miao Hanliang was bewitched by someone. The smile on his face should be hallucinations before he died, and he saw some kind of pleasant picture, such as..."
Captain Wang listened intently, but in the tense moment of holding his breath, suddenly there was a door knock behind him, his whole body shook violently, and he let out an "ah" in fright.
Jiang Zhuo: "..." This voice also startled him.
The audience immersed in the horror atmosphere also laughed:
[Hahahahaha I understand why the little policeman was so stupid just now, he still followed the captain. 】
[The captain's roar made Little Spoon tremble, hahaha cute. 】
[Don't laugh at the one in front, people want to hear ghost stories, how about creating a little atmosphere? 】
[Who's coming, who's coming, is there a ghost? 】
【It's a handsome fluttering ghost~】
Yun Suchuan went downstairs to check the situation just now, and when he came up, he heard Captain Wang's voice, and his face was full of bewilderment.
Jiang Zhuo said: "Come up. Captain Wang, let me introduce you. This is my friend, surnamed Yun. I just went outside to check the situation. Suchuan, this is Captain Wang from the Municipal Bureau."
The two greeted each other briefly, and Jiang Zhuo said, "How is the environment below?"
When they came in just now, both of them felt that this place was a bit evil, and it wasn't because there was a problem with feng shui, but it just gave off a lifeless feeling.So Jiang Zhuo stayed here, and Yun Suchuan went to check the situation.
Seeing that Jiang Zhuo asked in front of Captain Wang, Yun Suchuan didn't shy away, pointed to the bottom and said: "I used a compass to search around here several times, let alone a formed ghost, even a trace of a ghost. I couldn’t find it, it’s like ‘a thousand mountains and a thousand birds fly away, and a thousand paths and people disappear’.”
He put another paper towel on the table, and after spreading it out, it was full of corpses of bugs: "Also, all the flying bugs around the building are dead, so it's almost certain that someone has laid a Gu."
Captain Wang was listening to Jiang Zhuo and Yun Suchuan's conversation, and he felt his heart trembling. He is an old policeman. He has been handling cases for many years and has been exposed to some supernatural events. He knows that what the two said is very likely to happen.
What is hidden around here, so that the objects cannot become spirits, and the ghosts dare not appear?Miao Hanliang is actually dead, so the chance of him being a reborn person is very small... So, who would be the murderer who killed him, the murderer who killed Cheng Wen?
Jiang Zhuo said: "Captain Wang, is it convenient for everyone in this room to go out?"
Captain Wang also wanted to know what was going on, so he asked the policemen in the other rooms to go out. He didn't leave, closed the door, and drew the curtains.The surrounding light suddenly dimmed, making it even more eerie.
After all, the city bureau is still in charge of the case now, Captain Wang thinks that he should stay here no matter what.
Jiang Zhuo asked Yun Suchuan: "Did you bring a candle?"
Yun Suchuan said: "No, but there should be something else."
He touched his pocket, took out a piece of talisman paper, rolled it into a tube and waved it in the air, Captain Wang saw a bunch of flames emerging from the top of the paper tube.
Yun Suchuan stood the paper tube on the table, and the faint flames swayed slightly. It was strange to say that this light could not bring light, but at this point, it was like night falling, and the whole room became pitch black.In the scorching summer, the doors and windows were closed tightly, and there was a faint cold wind blowing from nowhere.
[Is my phone broken?My screen is black! 】
[Me, me, me, me too, what's going on?So scary oh my god. 】
[Don't be nervous, it seems that the anchor and the others made this on purpose. 】
[Summon the quilt enchantment Dafa! 】
The audience watching the live broadcast felt scared, and Captain Wang who was at the scene was naturally even more so. His back was pressed tightly against the wall, and he silently recited the party's program in his heart, trying to give himself a sense of security.
In the suffocating darkness and silence, Yunsuchuan's voice sounded: "Yin and Yang are divided into two, and the light will purify the world."
He spread his hands flat, and then a warm halo emerged from his palms, which slowly spread and penetrated into every wall and corner of the entire room.
The surrounding walls began to emit a faint light, making people barely able to see the outline of the surroundings, but it was even more terrifying than the pure darkness just now.
Jiang Zhuo didn't care about Yun Suchuan's movements, and stared at Miao Hanliang's corpse on the ground, only to see a few green light spots in the shape of finger marks on his face, and there were human footprints in front of him, gradually moving outwards all the way. emerge.
Jiang Zhuo said: "It really is a Gu."
Yun Suchuan stood by the flames, looked in the direction of the footprints, and said: "People who are killed by Gu will have hallucinations before they die, and I don't know what Miao Hanliang saw, but they are so happy when they die. .”
Captain Wang was already stunned by this weird scene. He was watching with straight eyes when he saw Jiang Zhuo and Yun Suchuan, as if they had made an appointment, turned their heads in unison and looked at him.
... This feeling is really scary, he swallowed, and said dryly: "What do you see me doing? You don't think I'm a murderer, do you? I—"
"You miss Captain Wang, we didn't look at you again." Yun Suchuan's voice was always gentle and smiling, but probably because the angle was facing the fire, he looked at Captain Wang with eyes that seemed A gloomy flame danced, "Come on, get out of the way, and turn around."
Jiang Zhuo glared at Yun Suchuan, then looked at Captain Wang again with great interest, waiting for his reaction.
Captain Wang looked bewildered, stepped aside according to Yun Suchuan's friendly reminder, and then looked back——
"what!!!"
He found a fluorescent green outline of a human figure suddenly appeared on the wall he was leaning against, just standing at the place where the footprints finally disappeared, and it was constantly protruding outward three-dimensionally.
Captain Wang was quite frightened, he left the wall with a few big strides, and only slightly relieved his tension when he stood next to Jiang Zhuo.He finally came to his senses, it turned out that Jiang Zhuo and Yun Suchuan were not looking at him just now, but he just happened to be in front of this thing.
Jiang Zhuo also took the time to comfort him: "It's okay, it's just a shadow, it won't harm you."
If he didn't stare at the green figure while comforting people, he might appear more sincere.
Yun Suchuan slapped his hands, and the green figure came down from the wall, with one hand placed vertically by his side, and the other held flat, as if holding something, Jiang Zhuo whispered: "It should be the plate of cake. "
Gu was planted in the cake that Miao Hanliang ate.
In the dark room, this flat human figure glowing with green light brushed Yun Suchuan's shoulders, and walked towards Miao Hanliang's body step by step without a sound, and then directly submerged in front of him. half of the painting.
Captain Wang has always been close to Jiang Zhuo's side. Although he is two times taller than the young guy, he has to admit that it feels too safe.
Captain Wang, full of sense of security, paid attention to the surrounding situation, wondering if he was dazzled. At this moment, Captain Wang suddenly found that the painting drawn by Miao Hanliang seemed to move by himself!
She sat up from the bed where she was lying on her side, and the cloth on her body, which was only used as a cover, slowly slid down with her movements, but the woman seemed not to mind at all, picked up the spoon in her hand, and put a piece of snack into her mouth , and then narrowed his eyes happily, as if he could feel the sweetness and delicacy through the screen.
The delicious food and beauties have greatly impacted the sense of taste and vision. This scene can be said to be lively and fragrant, but it is strange and unspeakable.
It's a pity that none of the three men present knew how to appreciate it.Captain Wang's eyes were already straightened, and all he could think about was "Who am I and where am I? The people on the painting can really move!"
Yun Suchuan said quietly: "Why do I feel like she is going to say in a second—'Smooth enjoyment, dense texture, good cake, just eat a certain brand'!"
Jiang Zhuo: "What to eat, she is so fat."
Captain Wang: "..."
Yun Suchuan had no scruples and laughed out loud.
The audience was also amused:
[Two good-looking brothers both have interesting souls~]
[HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaOne hit kills this one. 】
[It's over, it's over, the brainwashing is too strong, I was already fascinated by beauty, but now all I think about is "she is so fat". 】
[I originally looked at Jiang Xiaoshao's serious face, and thought he was going to scold Brother Chuan, but I was wrong! 】
[At this moment, I suddenly hope that the woman can understand the people outside, and I want to see her expression. 】
[My two stupid sons who don't understand the style, they are blind to such a pretty face for nothing (*/ω\*). 】
[Baby, this is called plump and sexy. 】
Although it looks like a lot of laughter, in fact, there are only a small number of people who post barrage, and they are basically women.Not all male compatriots have the attributes of being calm or slow. Looking at this stunning beauty in front of them at this time, many of them can't look away at all.
In a trance, they even seem to be able to hear the singing coming from the picture.
"Happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you...happy birthday to you..."
The singing seems to be sung by many people, including men and women. However, this singing after another, not only does not have half the joy of blessing, but it is like a heart-wrenching humming, with indescribable desperation and desolation.
"Happy birthday to you...Happy birthday to you..."
As if being pinched by an invisible hand, making people breathless and unwilling to look away from the beauty, the beating of the heart is almost at the same frequency as the singing.
The woman in the painting turned her head around little by little, and finally pointed her face at the camera, and she smiled with all kinds of charms, which made the audience mesmerized.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, the woman's newly formed smile suddenly retracted, and the expression on her face instantly changed into a vicious one. She even jumped out, pierced the screen with her hands, and pinched Jiang Zhuo's neck!
Yun Suchuan said: "Wow, she must have heard you say that she is fat!"
Jiang Zhuo said: "I'm already fat!"
While speaking, he didn't hide but turned forward, kicked sideways, and kicked the woman's chest without hesitation!
Before the woman's hand touched Jiang Zhuo's neck, she was kicked back into the painting again, and became the flat paper figure again, but Jiang Zhuo didn't stop, but drew his legs and jumped forward, taking advantage of the woman's When his last hand was not fully retracted, it clasped her wrist accurately!
Suddenly, the audience trembled at the small black room and the green figure on the black screen, and then they were confused by the fat beauty. Before they could recover from the smile, the anchor actually fought with a painting. Woke up!
This psychedelic life!This unscientific live broadcast room!
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