[Football] Inzaghi couple

[When reality meets colleagues]

Philip Inzaghi returned to his room and went to bed exhausted. Just now, in front of his parents, he had to be very energetic and talk to the visiting reporters.

The European Cup is in full swing. As a retired star in Italy, he also received interviews from the media and even invited him to do commentary work, but he rejected them all. He prefers to stay at home quietly and watch TV broadcast.Today's interview was insisted on by his agent, and because of the face of his agent who has worked with him for more than 20 years, he can only receive reporters from the far east.

The reporters visited his residence and were a little surprised that he lived with his parents. After all, in their view, Westerners are more independent and like to move out after they have a financial foundation.It never occurred to him that a middle-aged man would still live with his parents and enjoy the care from them.

Inzaghi smiled wryly. It is not bad for him to be a bachelor and have parents to rely on in his middle age.Thinking of this, he couldn't help thinking of Alessia Ventura. If they hadn't broken up, maybe their children could play football with him now.

Inzaghi shook his head, shaking the baby's crying and the woman's laughter out of his mind.Go to sleep, wake up and it's a new day.

However, the crying in the ears seemed to be getting louder, and besides that, there seemed to be the voice of a child talking to a woman.

"Father has become an old man after he retired, and Chloe's crying can't wake him up." A little girl's voice came.

Retirement may not be an elderly person, but such a loud cry can't wake you up, maybe your father is really deaf.Inzaghi closed his eyes and complained, but he immediately realized that something was wrong, because the voice was clearly heard in his own ears.How is this possible, he is obviously at home, besides him, they are the parents, and there are no children at all!

Inzaghi's eyes widened suddenly, and then he was surprised to find that he didn't seem to be in his bedroom anymore.Although the layout of the room was to his taste, Inzaghi didn't bother to look at the layout here, he just wanted to know where he was.

Sitting up from the bed, at the end of the bed he found the person he heard talking to just now, it should be a pair of mother and daughter, and the mother is holding a crying baby in her arms, and the little girl is tiptoeing to comfort the baby .

Maybe it was tired from crying, but the baby finally stopped crying.The mother and daughter also breathed a sigh of relief, only then did they realize that the man behind them had woken up.

The little girl pursed her mouth and said with a complaining face: "Papa Chloe cried for a long time. Didn't you say that you were responsible for coaxing her, but you couldn't wake up anyone who was sleeping, so I had to coax her with my mother. Mom said You are retired, Godfather Jose said you have become a retired old man, I think you are too, and your ears are not working well."

The little girl's pink mouth opened and closed a lot, but Inzaghi couldn't hear clearly. He only heard the little girl call him Papa, Papa, Papa...

"Valentina, take Chloe first to see if Victor is awake." The woman who hadn't said anything said, she asked the eldest daughter to take the youngest daughter who was only a few months old to see the youngest son wake up from his nap. Come no.

"Alright mom." With a lot of strength, Valentina carefully took her sister from her mother's arms and walked out of her parents' bedroom.

Only the woman and Inzaghi were left in the bedroom. Inzaghi was frightened by the fact that the little girl he had never met called him dad just now, and he desperately wanted to use his never-stupid brain Figure out what's going on.

At this time, the woman who had been looking at him said, "Who are you? Why are you in my husband's body? Where is my husband?"

Inzaghi hesitated: "How do you know that I am not your husband?" He felt that ordinary people should not be able to understand such an incredible thing. "I was sleeping in my bedroom at home, and I opened my eyes and here I am."

"The man you occupy is my husband. We've been together for almost 20 years. Why don't you know? Your eyes are completely different. He won't look at me the way you look at me now?"

The couple who have been married for almost 20 years know each other so well!Inzaghi sighed a little. His parents had been married longer, and they usually understood each other's thoughts with just a look.

"How did you get into my husband's body? Where is my husband?" The woman asked impatiently, looking at Inzaghi in a somewhat unfriendly way.

Inzaghi doubted that if he didn't answer the question well, he might be killed by this woman.Swallowing his saliva, Inzaghi said slowly: "Philip Inzaghi, I think you should have heard my name." He remembered that he had been using Italian when communicating with this woman just now, that is to say He should still be in Italy, that's right, then this woman should have heard his name to some extent, even though he has been dead for a long time.

"What?" Inzaghi only saw the woman's expression change, and then pulled out the saber that was a decoration on the wall, and then pointed at him with the tip of the sword: "Tell me again? Are you who?"

"Philip Inzaghi." Inzaghi said with some doubts. Although he could see that the sword was not sharpened, it would still hurt if it was stabbed. He could only tell his identity honestly. .Inzaghi has some sympathy for the man whose body he has occupied. With such a tough wife, he shouldn't be enjoying domestic violence every day, right?

As soon as Inzaghi's words were spoken, the woman had already approached him and was about to hit him with a sword.

"Hey! What are you doing?" Inzaghi said as he quickly got out of bed to dodge the woman who was chasing him. Could it be that this woman has a grudge against him?Otherwise, as soon as he announced his name, he would shout and kill him.

"I'll cut you off, and then find a way to get my husband back." The woman answered very simply.

Inzaghi could only run desperately around the house to avoid her, thanking him for the body he possessed. It seems that the original owner of this body loves sports, at least his body is full of muscles, and he runs just like his own body almost.

Inzaghi, who was running, accidentally caught a glimpse of the mirror on the dressing table. He glanced over and didn't pay attention, but immediately realized something was wrong. He looked at the mirror again, and then stood there blankly. Well, at this time, the woman also caught up with him, and she was about to beat the guy who took her husband's body and pretended to be her husband's name unconscious.

"What's your husband's name?" Inzaghi found his voice trembling, as if he had discovered something terrible.

"Filipe Inzaghi, the retired Milan striker, and the current Milan youth academy coach."

Inzaghi raised his eyebrows, and sure enough, this confirmed his guess.Then he turned around and looked at the woman. He carefully looked at the woman in front of him. This is a beautiful woman who suits his liking. That guy really has vision. With such a wife, is it a bit too violent?

He raised his hands to the woman to show that he was not a threat, and then said slowly: "You may not believe it, but in fact I am also Philip Inzaghi, but I may come from another time and space."

The woman looked at Inzaghi with some doubts, and then asked, "What do you hate most?"

"Spaghetti without seasoning." Inzaghi replied without thinking.

"Then what did you eat every day?"

"Spaghetti without seasoning." Inzaghi gave his own answer again. The food he hates is the same as the food he eats every day, which sounds contradictory.

"Has your career been a good striker?" the woman asked again.

"Of course, and I think I'm the best striker." Inzaghi replied proudly.

With a clang, the sword that was originally held by the woman was thrown to the ground. "Damn it, I should study the theory of relativity when I was in school." She said a little annoyed. She had plenty of time and easy homework when she was in school, so why didn't she take more courses.At least after letting her face her husband swapping with him in another time and space, she can also use scientific theories to explain this phenomenon.

"The theory of relativity? I don't think I will understand it in my next life." Inzaghi said with some fear, those theories are still too profound for him.

The woman suddenly smiled: "Now I believe it, you are indeed him in another world, he also said so. Let me introduce myself, I am the wife of Philip Inzaghi in this world, my name is Maria, Maria Baggio."

"Baggio?" Inzaghi immediately extracted a very crucial surname from Maria's self-introduction.

"You all have the same focus," Maria complained, which was also the first reaction her husband had when he heard her surname. "It's Robert Baggio's Baggio, and let me tell you, my brother is Robert Baggio." Maria was calculating how long her brother would stay in Argentina for hunting. If she came back and saw Inzaghi in front of her, what would she do? It will not directly destroy him humanely.

"What?" Inzaghi was very surprised. He didn't expect that he could hook up with Baggio's sister in this world, but why didn't he hear that Baggio had a sister in his world?

"You men are so rare and strange." Maria recalled the biggest cold war after her marriage. Could it be that Robert Baggio's sister can't marry?

"Sorry, I really didn't think of it." Inzaghi immediately apologized.

"I accept your apology." Maria accepted it frankly.

Seeing the attitude of the other party, Inzaghi was a little embarrassed. He remembered the relationship between them. Although Maria was Inzaghi's wife in this world, he was also Inzaghi!

"I don't know when you will be able to change back, but I am confident that you will be able to change back, but I hope that before you change back, you can play the role of the father of my children well." Maria put forward her own request .

"I will do my best." Inzaghi said earnestly. Although time and space are different, Inzaghi's children here are not his children, but he still feels that he also has the responsibility of being a father.

"Thank you." Maria thanked, and then introduced her children to Inzaghi. "Philip and I have three children, two girls and one boy. The oldest is Valentina, who was born on Valentine's Day in [-]. Then Victor, because Philip always said the child was born in the Champions League in [-]. She was conceived on the night of the final, so she was named Victor. Then Chloe, who was only a few months old, was almost named Victoria because Philip suspected that she was conceived during the [-] Champions League final. "Speaking of this, Maria was a little annoyed that her husband's name was too casual.

"Both children were conceived on the night of the Champions League final?" Inzaghi seemed to have heard some gossip.

"In fact, the three children are all related to the Champions League. Valentina was in the semi-finals of the Champions League in [-]." Maria didn't know whether to tell Inzaghi in front of her. In the Champions League, Inzaghi's family will definitely be added.

Even if Maria didn't say it clearly, Inzaghi still understood her subtext. Should he praise himself in this world? After such a fierce competition, he can turn around and hug his wife and make a child by the way.

Maria briefly talked about the nature of the child in the family, and then she hesitated: "Actually, there is another child in the family, but it is a bit special."

"Why?" Inzaghi could see from Maria's expression that this child was really special, and he couldn't help but feel a sudden shock. From his own habits, it was already very rare not to have an illegitimate child. Could it be that he here already Made an illegitimate child?

"Our family used to have a boarding house for a kid from Milan's youth academy. He grew up and didn't move out after entering the first team. We always regarded him as a member of the family, and he also regarded this place as his own. , By the way, I don’t know if you’ve heard of his name in your world, but his name is Mario Balotelli.”

Inzaghi felt as if he had been hit on the head with a hammer, and then felt a group of Balotelli performing art around him.Did he hear correctly, Balotelli lives here?Although he only had contact with Balotelli for a while, Inzaghi had a preliminary understanding of the legendary Balotelli.

But at this time, Maria added: "Mario is a good boy, he still calls you daddy, and you are still very dependent on you when you play football together. You also take good care of him, always helping him put on his shoes and clothes .”

Inzaghi's body shook twice, and then stabilized. He really didn't want to tell Maria that he had just been knocked down by Balotelli's sweet hallucination of calling him dad.

"I think I need to know more about this world. Can you tell me more?" Now Inzaghi thinks this room is his safe haven. Once he leaves the room, he may find many terrible things.

Maria nodded: "I'll go get the computer."

Soon she came back with a laptop in her arms, and started it up quickly.She opened a folder: "Here is the information of Milan's first team players."

Inzaghi looked over carefully, he knew everyone there, but who could tell him why Butzquez and Mascherano should be in Barcelona, ​​Ozil should be in Arsenal, and Will Real Madrid's Benzema and Atletico Madrid's Juanfran wear a Milan shirt?And Kaka, why are you still in Milan?

Maria was still introducing him one by one: "This is our captain Kaka, and Ozil is our midfielder. There are four Germans in the club. Besides Ozil, there is also Crowe. Ze, Hummels and Ter Stegen. There are also two Spaniards in the team..."

In fact, Inzaghi knows all these players. In his world, these are very good players. Another point is that they are very expensive!How could such an expensive player appear in Milan, and wasn't Kaka sold for money?

"Is the team rich now?" Inzaghi finally asked his doubts.

Maria nodded reservedly: "It's okay, we have strong shareholders to inject capital, and the club's sponsorship is also doing well, and we can now be responsible for our own profits and losses. If you want to buy Ronaldo or Messi, you can also buy it, but it's just from the team's internal considerations." I don't plan to do these two big deals." Her tone was full of pride, the club has been developing very well in the past few years under the management of her, the club president, and she is most known as the queen of Italian football.Maria's next step is to integrate the resources of the whole of Italy, rebuild the former No. [-] league in the world, and reshape the glory of Serie A.

Inzaghi naturally heard the pride in Maria's words, and he was a little puzzled: "How do you know the club so well?" Could it be that Maria works for the club, or as a reporter?Inzaghi still remembers the work of his former lovers very clearly. Most of them were model hosts and the like. Maria will not go beyond this scope, right?

As a result, Maria threw out an answer that made Inzaghi discolored: "I am the club president of Milan."

Inzaghi almost fell headlong. He was the former coach of Milan who was dismissed from class, and the self in this world actually found himself as the chairman of the Milan club. If this is a time and space, it means that he is equivalent to working for his wife.

Maria looked at him a little strangely, and Inzaghi shook his head to keep himself awake: "I want to know about the scope of our friendship..." Before he finished speaking, Maria received a video communication invitation.

Maria calmly nodded in front of Inzaghi, and then Inzaghi saw a familiar golden head appear. "Yo honey." The man who appeared in the video window blew a kiss to Maria.

Maria greeted calmly: "Hi Jose."

Inzaghi raised his eyebrows, how could Inzaghi's wife in this world know the famous playboy in La Liga?And it seems that the familiarity between them is not low, but Maria can greet Guti calmly in front of him, it seems that there is nothing between them.

At this time, Guti also seemed to have discovered the existence of Inzaghi, and he also said hello to Inzaghi: "Hey, hello, I haven't seen you for a while, why do you seem to be staying for a long time? Find yourself unable to afford the work of the Milan youth academy?" Guti and Inzaghi seem to be at odds, and the two often quarrel.

Inzaghi didn't know how to reply to this guy. He didn't expect him to know Guti and have a good relationship with him in this world.

No matter which Inzaghi was mocked by Guti, Maria didn't like it. She took the topic directly: "Speaking of which, how is your work? I haven't seen any youth academy that allows its coach to take frequent vacations. You Where is it now, don't tell me it's in America, it looks a bit like Los Angeles?"

Guti frowned like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "This is a reward, a reward! I am a champion coach, so I am on vacation." He raised his head triumphantly.

"Oh, it's the champion of the regional youth league. Our Philip can already lead the reserve team."

Guti blushed: "I won't tell you anymore, Fernando called me." He hung up the video after speaking.

Before Guti hung up the video, Inzaghi seemed to see someone who had been his teammate for several years in the video. Didn't that person retire early?

"The Fernando he mentioned is Redondo?" Inzaghi asked his own doubts.

Maria nodded: "Yes, Redondo went to Major League Soccer in [-], and he retired in the year you and Guti retired. Ah, by the way, Guti here was loaned to Milan [-] years later, and he also It can be regarded as retiring in Milan. When you were teammates, you cooperated quite well..."

Maria was still talking, but Inzaghi was already dazed by the difference between the two worlds that filled his mind.God what kind of world is this?Milan here is very rich, Milan here has a group of very good players, by the way, Milan here is actually under the leadership of Inzaghi's wife here, Guti and Redondo in this world are actually on vacation together , the world here Balotelli will call Inzaghi Papa, the world here...

"I feel that my head hurts a little, and I want to rest for a while." Inzaghi said to Maria with some difficulty.

Maria nodded: "You rest first, I will call you later, I will go and see the children first."

When Maria left, Inzaghi let his body fall slowly on the big bed. He felt that he needed to sleep. Everything here was a dream. As long as he woke up, the dream would wake up, and everything would be fine.

Inzaghi woke up again when he was woken up by the ringing of his mobile phone. He answered the phone in a daze: "Hi Pipo, I just received a message that Venice wants you to be their head coach."

Inzaghi woke up instantly. It was the voice of his manager Tinti. He immediately looked around. This was his bedroom, a bedroom that belonged to him alone in his world!

"Hey, hello, Pippo. Are you still listening? I know you were the head coach of Milan before, and you probably don't want to go to a low-level league team, but now there are only coaching invitations from China except for Venice. The team is not in great shape and there are no vacancies...”

The author has something to say: "I agree." Inzaghi suddenly interrupted Tinti's words. He felt that he could accept the world in his dream, so it would be fine to accept an invitation from a low-level team. He hoped If he can achieve some results in that team, maybe only then can he be worthy of such a woman.

After communicating with Tinti about his salary floor and other requirements, Inzaghi hung up the phone.After thinking about it, he called another person: "Hey, Alesia, are you free recently? I would like to treat you to dinner..." He lived happily in another world, and he also hoped I can also live happily, even if there is no Maria in this world.

In another time and space, Inzaghi rubbed his eyes and sat up, just in time to see Maria come in: "Hey, honey, I had a dream, I dreamed that I was very sick, but I didn't marry you..."

Although there may be countless time and space, I hope that everyone in each time and space can have their own happiness.

----------

I finished the first episode, I will write the mushroom episode tomorrow, and there are several other episodes, I hope I can finish writing them all tomorrow.