[Hokage] My boyfriend is not old

The expression on Sasuke's face became a little subtle, first he was interested [My brother also acts stupid sometimes (*￣︶￣)], and then panicked [I plucked the hair on my brother's butt and fought with him several times (╯°Д °)╯︵┻━┻], followed by anger [he went to take a bath with Sister Quan (▼皮▼#)], and unbelievable [if I remember correctly, that stupid crow would bump into the Let’s put it on the transparent glass ⊙﹏⊙∥], in the end there is nothing to love [My brother is so stupid 〒▽〒]

Basically understood what Sasuke's Yan Yi said, Itachi really wanted to find out where the time machine is: why his crow avatar/personality is completely different from his own QAQ

Kisame patted Itachi's shoulder sympathetically, "My condolences, who made Mango the author of this article? She's not abusive, but she already loves you."

Itachi Nu: How much I hate people (ノ｀⊿)ノ

Sasuke held his head and felt that his three views had been reorganized countless times. He once thought that a crow could not speak, and even complained to the crow when Izumi was away, what to do! ! ? ? ! !

"Sasuke..." Itachi opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.

Explain, explain, explain!No matter what the reason is, explain it quickly!Uchiha Itachi, your image in your brother's heart depends on how you explain it!

"Sasuke, that's not me."

Sasuke was silent for a while, then suddenly raised his head, "Brother, after putting on your eyes, I also have your memory."

"..."

"It was too messy before. I didn't read it carefully. I just read a part of it."

"..."

Sasuke put on an expression of "Go out and don't say you are my brother", "Brother, you look so stupid like a moron, even stupider than your crow avatar."

"..." Will I regret killing this little bastard?Will it?

With an inexplicable schadenfreude, Sasuke folded his arms lazily and said: "Kakashi also fought with your crow clone, I will tell him about it when the war is over."

"..." Itachi took a deep breath, "Let's go, Orochimaru is almost ready." If he didn't leave, he was afraid that he really couldn't help but kill his brother himself!

"Oshemaru?" Kisame, who had been silently taking the background and giggling, came up, "Isn't Orochimaru dead?"

Itachi stepped forward and explained to Kisame as he walked: "After defeating Yakushidou just now, Sasuke used the curse mark on the red bean to revive Orochimaru, and now Orochimaru brought Sasuke's team members to find helpers."

The expression on Kisame's face was a bit tangled, "That Orochimaru guy...is it credible?"

"There is no other way now, and Orochimaru should understand that if Uchiha Madara's plan succeeds, he will not be able to escape."

Guixier curled his lips and didn't speak any more, focusing on his way.

This time the war started quickly and ended even faster. When Quan woke up from his dream, he saw the people around him stand up one by one, rubbing their heads and wondering what happened.

Quan stood up, glanced at the lively crowd, patted the dirt off his clothes, and left alone.

She seemed so out of place in this warm scene.

Sitting alone on the edge of the cliff, the mountain wind blew his clothes and let him fly. Quan squinted his eyes and looked at the white clouds above his head, as if he could touch them with his hands.

The dream just now almost aroused all of Quan's negative emotions. Such a beautiful life is what Quan longs for, and it will never be obtained.

The gentle mother Nami, the cute father Hazuki, Shisui who jumps up and down, Mei-san who looks at Shisui gently, the hedgehog and the light bulb who nestle on the balcony and love each other and bask in the sun, and Aunt Mikoto’s family who came to visit. Itachi without creases, Sasuke who grew up healthy, Naruto who is inseparable from Sasuke, Kakashi who just came back from a mission with his teammates, Kirari who inherited the family business, and Meiko who is busy in the candy house , three generations of adults standing on Hokage Rock with a pipe in their mouth and smiling, Mr. Tsuda shyly took a girl who looked heroic and said that he was going to get married soon, Yae and himself were bridesmaids, Kamano and Itachi It's the best man, and Shisui and Mei's youngest daughter, Lily, is the flower girl. Everyone discusses the details of the wedding lively together. Kakashi threatens to drink Itachi down, and then he is instantly knocked down by the illusion and lies unconscious on the ground Personnel, made everyone laugh.

Such a beautiful life, yet so ironic.

How many people in the dream are left in reality?

The bulb was lying behind Quan, flicking its tail lazily, "What did you dream about?"

Quan stretched out his hand, trying to catch the clouds in the sky, only the mountain breeze and cool water vapor quickly passed through his fingers, "I dreamed of heaven."

"..."

"Hey, the sun is out~"

The light bulb slowly moved out, looking at the small ball of light slowly rising in the east, "You climbed the mountain without sleep all night just to watch the sunrise?"

Quan nodded as a matter of course, "Otherwise, what else can I do?"

This time the light bulb chose to lie on Quan's lap, "It's pretty, but you'd better go down quickly, the air on the mountain is thin, and you might suffer from lack of oxygen."

"Okay, I'll be back in a while."

While following the light yellow fur on the light bulb, watching the distant sun climb up bit by bit, until it was completely out of the horizon, Quan felt that the impetuousness in his heart had faded a lot.

She has lost a lot, but these people are still in her memory. They have not completely dissipated in this world. People always come and go in life. In the future, she will gain other things and lose them again. She has been immersed in In the past, she would only let herself live in an extremely depressing way, which was not her pursuit.

Uchiha Izumi has always been a selfish person, who can cold-bloodedly abandon others for his own comfort.

But, did you really give up?

A red-eyed crow flapped its wings and landed beside Quan, followed by a second, third, and fourth...

Quan turned his head and looked at the man beside him, "You found it too quickly, I remember I just woke up from the illusion yesterday."

Itachi hugged Quan and rubbed against him, "I miss you~ Let's go on a date later, okay? Where do you want to go?"

The pleasant voice was slightly flattering, although it was no different from the previous sentence pattern, but it was no longer indisputable, just discussing the place of the date with her as usual.

An elbow landed on Itachi's chest, "Don't touch me."

Itachi immediately huddled into a ball, pursed his mouth in grievance, and said something in a low voice, but couldn't hear clearly because of the sound of the waterfall not far away.Quan didn't care, he got up and went to the waterfall to wash his face with water. As soon as he stood up, a handkerchief was handed to him, "Wipe it quickly, the wind will blow your skin."

Quan froze for a moment before taking it over, "Thank you."

After wiping off the water droplets on his face, Izumi subconsciously returned the handkerchief to Itachi, and Itachi also took it, happily put his hand behind his back, and when he stretched out again, he was holding a hot bean paste wrapped in a cup of fresh Juice.

"Have some breakfast before going down."

Quan stared at Itachi suspiciously, until the other party shrank his neck and pursed his mouth, looking like he was being bullied, then took the bean paste bag, "Thank you."

In the bushes not far away, Kisame looked at the handkerchief on Assistant Assistant, and was silent for a long time: "Your eyes...are so useful."

Sasuke also stared at the handkerchief in his hand, wondering if he would hit him if he let others know that he used the reincarnation eye like this.

Quan ate the bean paste buns in small bites, drank the juice, and squeezed the disposable cup flat, "Itachi, what do you want to say?"

After hesitating for a while, Itachi took Quan and sat back on the edge of the cliff, next to the rushing waterfall, the huge sound of water filled his ears, which also covered up his rapid heartbeat.

"Izumi, I'm sorry, I used to think that I'm an older brother, a man, and I want to protect my younger brother and lover. I can handle all the wind and rain. You and Sasuke just need to grow up under my wings, but I ignored your feelings and forgot that you need sunshine too."

"So in your heart, I am the same as Sasuke? That's really an honor."

Itachi grabbed Izumi's hand sadly, "No, you are different! Sasuke is my younger brother, and I am the obstacle he must overcome. I will train him within his ability, but you can't! "

Kisame took a sympathetic look at Sasuke, who had a dark face, "You are so pitiful..."

The conversation over there is still going on: "I can harden my heart to sharpen Sasuke, but I can't bear your disgust and hatred. Maybe you will be angry if you say it. I chose to kill you that night, and I didn't want you to stay in this world. The idea of ​​suffering is more of not being able to face your hatred."

"...So what? What do you want to say?"

"It's because I'm too self-righteous. I thought that I gave you the best protection, but I didn't consider whether you need such protection. Quan, I promise, I will never hide anything from you in the future. Everything you want I will tell you everything I know, and walk side by side with you!"

Quan was silent for a while, then withdrew his hand, stood up and looked at the forest under the cliff, "You're really long-winded."

Itachi lowered his head in frustration, grabbed Quan's trousers, "I really know I was wrong..."

Breaking free from Itachi's hand, Quan went around behind Itachi, "Then go down and confess!" As he said that, he kicked the other person off the cliff, followed by himself.

It happened so fast that no one could react until the figures of both of them disappeared. Sasuke and Kisame ran out in a hurry, stretched their necks to look down the cliff, and saw that Itachi, who was still falling, had already disappeared. He hugged Quan, lightly tapped on the cliff, and landed in the forest.

Kisame stabbed Sasuke next to him, "You said the two of them are like this...is it reconciled?"

Sasuke frowned, "How do I know? Go down first, I don't want to watch the sun with you."

Ghost shark: "..."

Under the cliff, Itachi hugged the spring and landed firmly on the ground. His eyes met, and pink bubbles popped out unconsciously.

"Quan, I..."

"Oh, I'm going! What are you doing!"

The confession was interrupted, Itachi looked over with a straight face, and saw a light yellow fat cat crawling up from Quan's calf, walking up to Quan's stomach and laying down on Quan's stomach, "Hurry up, I'm scared need to rest."

Wuming became angry, Itachi stared at the dead cat closely, "You..."

"Ah! That's right!" Itachi's warning was interrupted again, "I've seen it so many times, and I haven't introduced myself. My name is Light Bulb, but I don't think this name sounds good, so you have to call me Light Bulb!"

"..." Itachi looked at Quan seriously, "Can I burn him to death?"

The author has something to say: it's over

Really

My mind is here

As for the extra episode... I don’t know if there is one (Wang Tian)

The outline of the history of Orochimaru's blackening has been almost finished. In the past two days, I have changed my thinking and written and saved the manuscript. The pit will be opened on the 20th

Thanks to the little angels who have supported me all the way, whether it is to win people or win money, because of you I have the motivation to keep writing, thank you again (bow)

Hope to see familiar faces on the 20th, goodbye ヾ(^▽^*)))

PS: My column, please stamp QAQ

☆, extra episode ([-])

My name is Uchiha Ho, and my younger brother is Uchiha Kiri. We are four years old this year, and we are a pair of very cute twins.

Is it not good to boast about yourself like this?But Uncle Naruto said that it is a very good quality to have the courage to face up to oneself, so it shouldn't matter!

Now let me introduce my parents.

My father is Uchiha Itachi, a very famous ninja. It is said that he once turned the tide of the war by himself. Although I don’t know what is so great about this, I think my mother is much better than my father. After all, at home At that time, my mother's opinions had never been rejected, and every time my father suggested that I would wake up later tomorrow morning, my mother would reject it.

So Dad is a big slob who loves to sleep in!

My mother is called Izumi Uchiha, she is the most powerful existence in my heart!

My father and mother know a lot of people. People often come to my house. The one I see the most is Uncle Kisame next door. He always tells me that my father is a very powerful ninja. He used to be balabalabala...

I do not believe!Dad is always confused by his mother and never dares to resist, how is he so strong?

Uncle Kisame came again today, and he started counting down my father's glorious achievements like a daily homework. Probably because the expression of distrust on my face was too obvious, Uncle Guisame decided to take me to see Dad and Xiao Uncle's sparring.

By the way, I have to introduce my uncle, Sasuke Uchiha, a man like a Persian cat.

Although saying this may make my mother sad, but I think I still have to say what is in my heart: Uncle, I admire you the most (≧▽≦)/

My uncle's left eye looks very strange, it circles around. When I couldn't sleep when I was a child, I would stare at my uncle's eyes, and I would fall asleep after a while. Therefore, whenever my uncle came to visit my house, I would Cling to my uncle's body and catch up on sleep.

Want to know why I can't sleep well?

Sigh~ I feel sad when I say it, my younger brother Uchiha Kiri usually looks chubby and cute, but at night, he will show his devilish nature, and he will give me a paw from time to time, or kick me, This has been the case since I was a child, and I was not allowed to resist or sue. Once I wanted to sue my mother, that stinky boy would cry and say that I bullied him.

Who is bullying whom? Mouth!If Dad hadn't said that the elder sister was born earlier than the younger brother just to protect the younger brother from wind and rain, I would have beat you up long ago!

Cough... Off topic, in short, I adore my uncle, not only can he hypnotize, but he can also calm Tong down without moving, and sit obediently while reading a book. This is something my mother has struggled for two years without success. !

Huh?No, the question is still biased!

Just now I mentioned that Uncle Kisame took me to see my dad and my uncle sparring. The large forest behind my house was used as a training ground by my dad. Just now my uncle came with my dad, and I didn’t even have time to say hello to my mother.

Uncle Kisame hugged me and sat on a high branch, and under the tree not far away were my father and my uncle, but... what about the agreed-upon practice?Why are two people standing motionless facing each other?

After being silent for a while, Uncle Guixie was also a little bit impatient, "What's the matter with these two people? It's never been so long before in illusion spells, what's the matter this time?"

I tilted my head, "Illusion? What is that?"

Uncle Kisame gently poked my forehead, "Didn't you read the scroll I gave you? This is the most basic theoretical knowledge! If you don't know anything, your father will be angry!"

I forgot to mention that I don’t like reading books just like Tong. How can such boring text be worth my time?

After a while, Dad and uncle finally moved, and then... they disappeared, and there were some strange "bang bang" sounds from all around.

The sudden disappearance of the two made me a little frightened. I shrunk my body subconsciously and grabbed Uncle Guishui's clothes tightly, "Uncle Guishui, why did Dad and Uncle disappear? What's this sound? Well... so scary QAQ"

Uncle Kisame's face changed to o(╯□╰)o

I didn't get an answer, and I was even more disturbed, tears were about to fall out of my eyes, "Uncle Ghost, where did dad and uncle go? We will have dinner soon, and I can't see QAQ that their mother and aunt will lose their temper "Ahhh, the sound is getting louder and louder, what kind of sound is that, it's so scary QAQ

Uncle Kisame sighed, "Forget it, it's normal that you can't see their speed now, and it's an era of peace, it doesn't matter if they're weaker. They're sparring, right here, but their speed is too fast You just can't keep up."

Hearing Uncle Kisame's tone, he seems a little disappointed, is it because I can't see Dad?After all, Uncle Kisame adores Dad so much...

Uncle Kisame is so kind to me and often cooks delicious food for me. I don't want to let him down, and... I want to see how heroic my uncle is in battle (twist)!

I stared hard at the direction of the sound, my eyes were sore and I still couldn't see anything, but who am I?I'm Uchiha Ho!How could it be possible to admit defeat like this!

My eyes widened more focused, and I felt a pain in my eyes without blinking for a long time. Slowly, I saw two blurred shadows running around in front of me, colliding, and then separated. , collide again...

"Uncle Guixie, I saw it!" Excitedly turned around to ask Uncle Guixie for praise, but got a ⊙△⊙ expression from the other party...

What am I doing wrong again?

A little disappointed, he stared blankly at Uncle Guisai for a moment, and then began to shout at the top of his voice, "Itachi-san, come here and open her eyes!"

Open your eyes?what is that?Can I eat it?

Dad and uncle appeared in front of me in an instant, staring at my eyes carefully.It's fine for dad to read it, but why does uncle also want to read it?I'm a little embarrassed o(*////▽////*)q

When I got home, my aunt and cousin hadn't come yet, so I grabbed my uncle by the corner of his clothes, "Uncle, where's your aunt? Have you finally given up on her?"

Uncle's expression didn't change at all, "Don't talk nonsense!"

What a pity, why hasn't my uncle dumped my aunt yet?

Tong ran out in a daze, and hugged his father's thigh, "Dad, you don't bring Tong QAQ when you go out to play."

I clenched my fists, you brat!Who is to blame for oversleeping yourself!

Mom came out of the kitchen and hugged Tong while wiping her hands, "You are back, a communication snake came over just now, saying that Orochimaru would bring Mizuki to visit, I was going to buy some vegetables, I was afraid that the family Not enough."

Dad had a gloomy expression, "No need, just catch a few mice and give them to him."

I blinked my eyes, a little puzzled, why does my father always have a sweet dislike for Aunt Orochimaru?

Later, what my father said to my mother, I didn't pay attention to it. I only heard that my mother said before going out to buy more carrots.

I hate eating carrots the most, mom, think twice!

Not long after my mother went out, my aunt and cousin Zuo Liangna arrived, bringing my favorite Jinpingtang with them!

I decided not to mention the matter of letting my uncle dump my aunt today. It is definitely not because of Jin Pingtang!

While Zuo Liangna was acting like a spoiled child with her father, I licked Jinpei Tang and leaned in front of Uncle Kisame, whispering to my ear: "Uncle Kisame, why does my father always refuse to see Aunt Orochimaru?"

Uncle Kisame's expression twisted, "Auntie...every time I hear this name, I feel so weird...well~ Sasuke-kun was abducted by Orochimaru-san when he was a boy, so itachi-san didn't want to see him, right? .”

I didn't bother about why Uncle Kisame called Aunt Oshemaru "he", and my attention was all on the sentence "Sasuke-kun was abducted by Orochimaru when he was a boy".

Maybe I should go to Aunt Orochimaru for a lesson!

Thinking of another question, I leaned into Uncle Kisame's ear again, "Who is the father of brother Miyue? Why did he abandon Aunt Orochimaru?"

Uncle Kisame's expression became even more distorted, "Oshemaru-san is Mitsuki's father."

I don't understand, "Can a woman be a father?"

"Oshemaru is a man!"

Did I say something irritating?Can Uncle Kisame, who uses honorifics no matter who he calls, call Aunt Orochimaru by her name in such a frantic tone?

"But Aunt Orochimaru has breasts! Just like my mother!"

Uncle Kisame rewarded me hard, "Don't worry about it, just remember that he's a man!"

I rubbed my forehead and changed the question, "Who is Siyue's mother?"

Uncle Kisame paused, and the uncle who sat next to me at some point rubbed my hair, "You can just talk about it here, don't say it in front of Orochimaru, it will make him sad."

"Sad? Why?"

The uncle pursed his lips, "Oshemaru's wife, Miyue's mother, died in the war."

"Oh..." I nodded and continued to lick my Kopei candy.

Although I don't quite understand "death" and "war", but looking at my uncle's expression, it shouldn't be a happy thing, so don't ask!I am determined to become a good woman who is gentle, virtuous, considerate and worthy of my uncle!

Mom came back soon and bought a lot of vegetables, meat, snacks, and... fish...

I stared at the fish swimming around in the bucket, "Mom, there are fish in the lake at the door, why buy them?"

My mother answered me while washing the vegetables: "The big fish in the lake are almost eaten by us, and the small fish have to be kept to let them grow up! Otherwise, we will have to buy them outside frequently in the future. This is called sustainable development." !"

I looked at the fish in the bucket, and then at Uncle Guishui, "But... Uncle Guishui is still here, he will be sad if we eat fish!"

The air stagnated for a moment, and Uncle Guishui turned his head to look at me with a heartbroken face, "Girl Fan, I love you so much, why are you blacking me out like this?"

I black him?How did I black him?I'm obviously thinking of him, okay?Humph╭(╯^╰)╮Uncle Guisame is the most annoying!Leave him alone!

My mother patted my head, "Kimasang is so kind to you, how can you call him a fish!"

I curled my lips, "Isn't it? They look so similar?"

"Uncle Guisai lives next door, can't you see that he is human just like us?"

I thought about it carefully, "But Uncle Guishui often stays in the lake, and... isn't Uncle Guisame a mermaid?"

At that moment, the whole room was silent.

Huh?Am I wrong?

The author has something to say: Siblings, do you like Ni Meng?

In the eyes of Sister Xiaofan, Uncle Ghost Shark is both human and fish, just like the mermaid in fairy tales

Thank you Guangmingjiang for your long comment, I love you~?

I also thank the girl who cast thunder, it feels so good to be taken care of (*￣︶￣)

☆, extra episode ([-])

In the deathly silence, my mother squatted beside me with a stiff expression, "You...why do you think Uncle Kisame is a mermaid?"

I grabbed my mother's sleeve, "I asked you what a mermaid looks like before, and you told me that a mermaid looks like a man and a fish. Uncle Guisame fits right in! Isn't it?"

Mom scratched her hair, "Of course it's not right! Of course a mermaid must be beautiful, if it looks like a human and a fish, then it's considered beautiful! A human! A fish!"

I suddenly realized, "So that's the case! That Uncle Guixie must not be a mermaid!"

Uncle Kisame suddenly jumped up and pointed at me and my mother and yelled, "Hey! Are you two working together to hack me? Do you have to hack me like this? Are you going to hack me after it's all over?"

Why is Uncle Kisame always so stupid and cute?When will he be as stable, mature and manly as my uncle?

Give Tong a look, the other party understands, quickly climbed off the father's body, rubbed on Uncle Guixie's lap, hugged the other's head and rubbed it, "Uncle Guixie, don't be sad, I won't dislike you!"

"Crack..."

"Huh? Something is cracked?"

I calmly ran over and pulled Tong down, "It's Uncle Kisame's heart!"

Tong showed a suddenly realized expression, "Soga!"

My old god nodded, "Let's stop here today, Uncle Kisame's sanity is about to crack if we continue, so we can only run away."

"Okay sister, listen to your sister!"

Alas~ Why does Tong only listen to my sister at this time?

Not long after the party that day, it was my uncle’s birthday. My parents took me and Tong to Muye Village and stayed there for a few days.

I heard from Uncle Naruto that my father and mother used to be ninjas in Konoha Village, but after many things happened, the two left one after another, and later settled down in Uzumaki. Grandma's death day came back for a short stay.

Ah~ Actually, if my uncle wasn't here, I really wouldn't have thought of coming to this place at all!

"Tong, you are here! Did you come to see me? I knew you would never forget me!"

The other party covered his face, and his shy little fist was about to land on me, so I quickly stepped aside and dragged Tong who was about to slip away beside me.

[Sister, is this how you treat your own brother? 】

Seeing the meaning in the other person's eyes, I raised my eyebrows and replied [Of course! 】Give him a look.

The visitor Qiudao Diedie is three years old this year, the same age as her cousin Zuo Liangna, and her father is the same age as her uncle.

It's normal, right?No problem at all, right?

To a wool ah mouth Hu!This guy likes Tong!And because I look the same as Tong, I will be recognized as Tong every time!And don't listen!Why does my sister have to deal with my brother's suitors? I'll go!

I can't be more heartbroken QAQ

Under the strong attack of Chocolat's sister Ai's fist, Tong showed an elegant smile, "Hello, I'm Uchiha Ho, you misidentified the wrong person, Tong is over there."

Σ(°△°|||)︴

Sister Chocolate looked at us suspiciously, then turned to me, "Really ~ Tong, are you shy? Anyway, we will be a family from now on, so don't be so shy~"

I desperately handed Tong a [brother, you treat your own sister like this? ] eyes, and got a [Of course! 】

I am completely desperate, why is there no difference between male and female voices of children?Why do my naughty parents always dress Tong and me as exactly the same every time they come to Konoha, and squat next to watch our good show?Why? !

Let Die Die punch a few times, I made a difficult decision in my heart: I want to run away from home!This day can't be passed!

But where can you go?Where else can I go besides Konoha and Uzumaki... Huh?Can I go to Aunt Orochimaru?She has so many bases, she can give me any one of them!And my uncle also often goes to Aunt Oshemaru's... perfect!

Decided on the destination, the next step is to determine the route, I put on the most perfect smile to fascinate Diedie, then fooled her to buy me a ninja map, and began to think about how to run without will be caught.

By the way, how does this map look?Charge over there?

After wandering around with the map in my arms for half an hour, I realized the reality: if I follow this map, I can probably walk around and come back here.

It's such a sad story (Yuanmu)...

But it doesn't matter, Uchiha Ho has never been a person who gives up lightly, planA can't do it, and planB!

I ran to Hokage's office, opened the door and shouted, "Grandpa Kakashi!"

A silver-white broom protruded from the pile of documents on the desk, "How many times have I said it, you can just call me uncle, I am not so old!"

I climbed to the top of the file mountain and looked down at Konoha's Sixth Hokage, "My uncle is your student, so of course I want to call you Grandpa!"

Nine-tenths of the other party's face was covered by the mask and Hokage bamboo hat, showing a stubborn expression, "I'm still best friends with your mother! Your father is also my former colleague!"

I rolled my eyes indecently, "Mom said, you will only admit that you are her best friend when you want to take advantage of someone, and..." I looked at the crow's feet at the corner of Grandpa Kakashi's eyes, "My dad My mother already has me and Tong, but you are still single, and my parents feel ashamed if you tell me."

Grandpa Kakashi took off his bamboo hat, and the two exposed eyes clearly expressed the entangled mood that the other party wanted to beat me but was reluctant.

I'd better shut up, lest the other party really beat me up later, now that the elders are not here, I can't handle it alone!

"You! Find! Me! To! The end! Yes! What! What! What!"

Thinking of the purpose here, I also corrected my expression, "Grandpa Kakashi, if you accept the task entrustment, you will definitely complete it!"

"of course!"

"Will that keep a secret for the client?"

"It is our duty to protect the client's privacy. What's the matter? How do you ask this?"

I grinned, "Grandpa Kakashi, I want to entrust a mission!"

"...What task do you want to entrust?"

I put my piggy bank in front of Grandpa Kakashi, "I want to entrust the ninja to send me to Aunt Orochimaru!"

Grandpa Kakashi blinked in disbelief, then plucked his ears with his little finger, "What the hell? I didn't hear what you said just now, can you say it again?"

I solemnly pushed the pink piggy bank forward, "I want to entrust a ninja to send me to Aunt Orochimaru, um...the ninja who escorts me must be able to carry my dad."

Grandpa Kakashi knocked down the chair when he heard the words, sat on the ground and yelled at me fiercely: "Stop joking! Everyone in this world who can support your father is dead except Sasuke! And with your little money, entrust Even D-level missions are not enough!"

I was a little disappointed, I didn't expect my prematurely aging father to be so powerful!

"Then if I entrust you to deliver it to me, how much will it cost?"

Grandpa Kakashi raised his forehead melancholy, "Don't say I'm Hokage and can't leave the village casually, even if I accept this mission, the entrustment money is enough to buy half a city, so don't even think about it, the most important thing is, I will fight But your father! Go back quickly, your mother should be anxious later. "

I took back my piggy bank, heartbroken... Do I still have to suffer from Sister Chocolate here?

Just at the moment when I was discouraged, my destined knight appeared.

"Uncle Kamano!"

I threw myself on the person excitedly, but Uncle Kamano, who had just entered the door and hadn't reacted yet, caught me reflexively, and then was about to throw me out...

To be honest, what did I do to make Uncle Kamano have such a conditioned reflex?

I hugged Uncle Kamano's neck and started acting coquettishly, "Uncle Kamano, can you accept my commission?"

In fact, Uncle Kamano is pretty nice to me. According to Uncle Kisame’s gossip, it’s because Uncle Kamano liked my mother before, and Kirito and I both look a lot like my mother.

In fact, I think our family looks alike except for my aunt.

Uncle Kamano supported my little buttocks, "Of course, but what does Sail want to entrust?"

I lifted up my most cherished piggy bank, "I want to entrust Uncle Kamano to send me to Aunt Orochimaru's place, and to hide it from my family by the way, by the way, Uncle Kamano sees that we are so familiar, You shouldn't be so black-hearted as Grandpa Kakashi asking me for half of the city!"

Uncle Kamano froze for a moment, his expression suddenly became very strange, "You...why are you going to Orochimaru's place?"

Speaking of this makes me angry! "It's not that Qiudao Diedie, I really can't bear it! And my unscrupulous parents are still happy to see me make a fool of myself! Even Tong bullies me! This family can't stay!" I grabbed Uncle Kamano "Uncle Kamano, if you accept my commission, I will help you take a picture of your mother in the bath!"

Uncle Kamano really threw me out this time, and then he slammed the door and went out regardless of what he was here for.

I was a little puzzled, and cast a puzzled look at Grandpa Kakashi who caught me, "Why is Uncle Kamano angry? Doesn't he want my mother's bathing photo?"

The corner of Grandpa Kakashi's mouth twitched, "You sold your mother just like that? And don't underestimate Kamano's feelings for your mother!"

I pursed my lips subconsciously, jumped off Grandpa Kakashi, and biting my nails while holding the piggy bank in distress—who else could I ask to see me off?

Grandpa Kakashi touched my head with a gentle smile, "Hurry up and go back, I haven't been able to find you for so long, your father and mother should be anxious, a good boy shouldn't make parents worry~"

They will worry about me?They just want to see my jokes!