[Hokage] My boyfriend is not old

When Huang Quan woke up, he found sadly that he couldn't move. It wasn't because he was imprisoned and couldn't move, but because he had no strength.

What the hell happened!

I really want to yell like this to vent, but what comes out is "baby babble" that belongs to babies.

...I always feel like I was struck by lightning!

No, no, impossible, absolutely impossible, Huang Quan, calm down and think about which step was wrong, try to see if you can find the right time machine, that's it!

Huang Quan, whose surname is Huang and whose name is Quan, is fine on its own, but together it is a big problem!No one wants to go to Huangquan to play, so the girl sadly doesn't have a real friend, but there are a lot of netizens.

The early death of his parents allowed Huang Quan to learn to be self-reliant at a very young age. Without friends, he gave all his rest time to the Internet and animation, and practiced hacking skills all over. But maybe God just didn't like her, so the girl ran into a robber when she went to the bank to withdraw money.

Three masked men broke into the door with long knives and cloth bags. Everyone was startled by the accident, screaming and crouching down with their heads in their hands. Under such circumstances, the reflex arc is longer and the reaction is always slower. Huang Quan is extremely eye-catching.

A profuse sweater went to the counter with a cloth bag to fill up money, and the only one with a gun was watching everyone vigilantly to make sure that no one would secretly call the police, while the other stood at the door and looked out.

The big man with the gun walked up to Huang Quan, and put the gun on Huang Quan's forehead, "Hold your head and squat down! Otherwise, you will be shot!"

Huang Quan froze for two seconds before squatting down with his head in his arms.

The staff at the counter secretly rang the alarm bell, and the police came after a while. The three big men were in a hurry and decided to take a hostage to escape, but Huang Quan, who had been shot in the head just now, was unfortunately selected.

Being strangled and held to the temple with a gun was really not a pleasant experience, which annoyed Huang Quan, but she couldn't do anything about it.

The police sent negotiators to negotiate with the robbers. The three big men discussed it, and the watchman went out to negotiate with the robbers.

I didn't know that the so-called expert's words poked the other party's sore feet. After the man came back, he kicked the staff next to him several times, and accidentally kicked his penis.

"Um...it looks like it hurts...it's too cruel, why do men make things difficult for men?"

The other party suddenly became more irritable, he pulled out the dagger hidden in his boots and stabbed at him, the one who pointed the gun at Huang Quan behind his back reacted fairly quickly and turned sideways, avoiding his heart.

Huang Quan thought, if he can survive, he must thank the eighteen generations of ancestors behind him! !

Yes, Huang Quan was the kind of person in the legend whose heart grew sideways. After turning her side, the knife hit her heart.

Before Huang Quan lost consciousness, he vaguely heard the person who stabbed him look at him with a gloomy face, his lips parted and closed, "My mother is a woman!!!"

Recalling his short but dramatic life, Huang Quan suddenly calmed down, maybe this is fate!Breaking fate is the task of the protagonist of JUMP. To cross the goddess horse, all you need to do is find the right object and get it!

Um!Huang Quan is a typical person who likes to watch hot-blooded youth comics, but he will never be able to ignite them!

Deciding on his long-term mission, Huang Quan began to look at his environment, which was decorated in a typical Japanese style, and there was a little dolphin hanging on the top of his crib.

It seems that the family background is not bad. Being able to prepare such a small toy for the child, the relationship between the parents should also be good!

perfect!

A beautiful woman with black hair came in and saw her precious daughter looking left and right with big round eyes, the cute face was bloody, so she happily walked over and hugged the precious daughter in her arms, "Has our lovely Quan woke up? She's so good at neither crying nor fussing. Mommy feeds you, okay?"

Huang Quan: ...What is she talking about?

Huang Quan, who was immersed in Two-dimensional and always thought that Japanese was better than English, when the other party said a word but he only understood the three words "cute", "mother" and "eating", for the first time I feel a deep contempt for myself!

What did you say you were proud of before!I have to read subtitles when watching anime, but I am ashamed to claim to be able to speak Japanese! !

But that's not the saddest thing...

The woman sat on the chair next to her, put Huang Quan on her lap, and untied her clothes to reveal the white pigeon on one side...

Huang Quan: (⊙o⊙)......

The woman stuffed her part into Huang Quan's mouth, patted the other's back softly, and hummed a song softly in her mouth, but this could no longer stop Huang Quan from deeply disgusting herself, because her mouth was subconsciously start sucking...

This kind of heartache of being forced to lily... No, no, no, Huang Quan, sober up, that's your mother, you're just eating, stop your unreliable brain supplements! !

The taste of breast milk is not good, but it is the most nutritious and suitable for the growth of the baby, so even though it is very tangled, Huang Quan still drinks it obediently, and then falls asleep in the mother's warm embrace and soft singing.

When he woke up again, Huang Quan was taken aback by the magnified face in front of him, and Huang Quan believed that if he hadn't been so brave, he would have been scared to cry!

By the way... this face is so familiar...

Seeing Huang Quan waking up, the man turned around happily and yelled, "Come and see, my wife, our baby is awake!"

Huang Quan, who couldn't understand what the man was saying, subconsciously looked in the direction of the man's line of sight. The black-haired woman who fed him before, who was his current mother, was sitting by the window with her back to him, holding a The needle and thread are mending the clothes, but... there is a very conspicuous red and white round fan pattern on the back of the clothes on the mother's body...

Huang Quan blinked hard, the round fan is still there!His eyes shifted to the man in front of him who was suspected to be his father... I said why did he look so familiar!With a Konoha forehead guard on his forehead! ! !

I'm done begging...I always feel that my life is not long, why is it broken QAQ

Babies grow very fast, especially in the eyes of their parents, one day they can only lie down and "babble" one day, and the next day they can crawl all over the floor, and all this is too slow for Huang Quan ! ! !

After being able to climb, Huang Quan checked his father's whole body while playing with his father. After confirming that there was no round fan, he finally breathed a sigh of relief... Maybe he can escape the Uchiha extermination in the future?But what time is it now? What if it is the first generation and second generation?I don't understand at all!I just roughly remember the time when the war started and ended, and I don’t know anything in between!

When he grows up a bit, Huang Quan can roughly understand what his parents are saying, and has already learned to walk. His mother finally took her daughter out, saying that she was going to visit.

Um!Just go out!My home is too far away from the center of the village, I can't even see Hokage Rock clearly!

Mom took Huang Quan to the settlement of Uchiha, which was relatively close to the center of the village, and I could see Hokage Rock clearly, with three huge human heads on it.

It turned out to be the period of the third generation, and the fourth generation has not yet come to power... But the third generation has been in power for so many years, and I still don't know what era it is now!

In the end, my mother stopped in front of a quite large Japanese-style building, knocked on the door, and soon a beautiful woman with long dark blue hair came to open the door. The other party was very happy to see her mother, and warmly welcomed her. went in.

"Nami hasn't come to play at home for a long time, I must live here today! I want to have a good chat with Nami!"

Mom smiled, "Okay, then I won't bother you, but I think Mikoto doesn't mind!"

Huang Quan was struck by lightning, what did she hear just now?Mikoto?Uchiha Mikoto?

"Of course not, and Izumi can play with our Itachi~"

Huang Quan kept his expression (°°) and was sent to Itachi God's crib. Two white and tender little black balls knelt face to face on it, one was dumbfounded and the other stared curiously at the other with spit bubbles.

At this time, Itachi's face still doesn't have the two horoscope lines that make him instantly aged ten years old. His soft hair is docilely resting on his head, his big dark eyes are full of curiosity about new things, and his pink lips Spit a small bubble from time to time, it's so cute!

Huang Quan's eyes drifted to the right, quickly crawled in front of the other party, reached out and pinched the other party's tender and tender face.

Um!It really feels great!

The little ferret didn't resist either, and looked cutely at the little girl who had been pinching her face, and then suddenly leaned forward, pounced~ the two little balls rolled together, and then ferret lay on Huang Quan's body, giggling laughed.

Huangquan: (°°)

Two mothers hiding by the door and watching secretly: O(≧▽≦)O

Huang Quan felt that his outlook on life had been impacted!

Didn't it mean that Itachi was an incomparable genius since he was a child?

Didn't it mean that Itachi has long-term vision since he was a child?

Doesn't it mean that Itachi has been a super god since he was a child?

Mouth!Now who is this guy who is crawling around all over the ground spit saliva bubbles!

It was not until dinner time that the leader of the Uchiha clan, namely Itachi's father Fugaku, came home. He was not surprised at all when he saw Aunt Mikoto and Nami's mother happily preparing dinner together in the kitchen. When he saw Huang Quan sitting with Itachi, he paused for a moment, then came over and picked up his son and put him on the crib.

Huang Quan sat on the tatami mat and watched his playmate who had just gotten acquainted with being taken away, and suddenly wanted to cover his face... It's too shameful! !

Yes, just now Huang Quan had a whim, could the Weasel God's little brother also be the size of a Super God?So he pushed aside the opponent's short legs and stared at that part of the opponent, and this scene happened to be seen by Fu Yue's papa again...

Looking at the crib which was temporarily at a height beyond his reach, Huang Quan silently said sorry in his heart, I was really not like this before!I am pure!Please trust me!

Itachi was lying on the side of the crib, holding the railing with his small hands, blinking his big eyes cutely and looking at Huang Quan who was sitting on the tatami, Huang Quan raised his hand to cover his mouth, yawned, fell down on the spot and began to sleep~zZ

Um!I am a child, and Itachi God is still a child now, so I will watch it when I see it, isn’t it just for people to see wearing crotch pants~

The author has something to say: I have shot at my male god (cover my face)

The spring girl changed her surname to Uchiha after her father died and moved back to the Uchiha clan. Before that, the stupid author didn't bother to think about her surname, so I called her Huangquan

Today is Jiyou’s birthday, so I posted it today, but the master will update the article on tutoring, and I will update this article every day after I finish that article

The setting of this article: Itachi and Izumi both go to ninja school at the age of four, and other changes are not significant