Admiral and husband are pretending to love each other again [Interstellar]

"Don't hug me anymore, I can walk by myself!"

Da Mao whipped a cute bionic robot following him with his tail, and the two furry ears on the top of his head stood up angrily to the highest.

"Obviously you are too lazy to walk with your hands =_=!"

The bionic robot said helplessly, and the flat electronic music, which had no ups and downs, for some reason could hear a whiff of pampering.

"Uncle, you are so annoying!"

Da Mao was pushed away by the bionic robot, but his tail honestly wrapped around the bionic robot's arm and refused to let go.

It is a very correct deduction of what is called "speaking upright", the unchanging law that the body is the most honest.

The bionic robot looked down to see that the tail of Da Mao wrapped around his arm was not visible, but the fluctuating data flow betrayed him.

"I'm not your uncle!"

"You are!"

"I said I'm not!"

"Dad said you are!"

"Your father's words don't count!"

"Your father is the one who doesn't count!"

"..." The bickering younger bionic robot who knew something bad had come to mind paused strangely for a second.

"It's not my uncle, I'll call you brother!"

"I'm not your brother!!!"

……

"They have such a good relationship, you say so."

Fang Yuan leaned against the fence of the garden balcony, looked at the two bickering little ones on the lawn, put his feet on the lap of the big cat sitting obediently with him in the sun, peeled grapes in his hand and smiled. asked.

"It's pretty good, but since the main brain started looking after the children, I feel that his IQ is getting younger and younger."

Zhou Qijun was also peeling the grapes in his hand. With a slight movement of his fingertips, a complete, juicy, seedless grape was peeled and stuffed into his baby's mouth. Naturally, he also received feeding from the baby at the same time. .

"Don't talk about him like that, anyway, he is also your half son."

"Well, but he never wanted to admit it, and justified every day."

"That's right, but he's such a mastermind that he can't even argue with the dumbest guy in our family. In this way, his IQ is really emmmmm..."

Just now you said, don't call him stupid.

Zhou Qijun blinked and didn't answer. He slowly peeled the super invincible grapes produced by Moroccan vines and cabbage goblins in his hands, and then fed them to his baby.

In fact, to be honest, he still feels a little bit jealous when he sees his cub getting so close to that wooden mastermind every day, so it looks like he is on the garden lawn.His eyes narrowed involuntarily, looking a little dangerous.

"Okay, don't be jealous, I'll make you whatever you want to eat tonight~ Do you want to eat cabbage, rapeseed or lettuce?"

Refuse to eat vegetables, I want to eat meat, meat in every sense!Eat big meat!Braised pork!

Zhou Qijun's expressionless mourning.

After being an old couple for so many years, Fang Yuan still doesn't know the little things that Zhou Qijun thinks in his heart?Is it childish to compete with a mastermind for favor with such a big man?

……

"Okay, don't be angry, let me lend you my favorite bunny, okay?"

"Okay... okay, I won't be angry with the brat!"

"Who do you call a brat!"

"I said you're a brat!"

"Can you say that again!"

"I'll say it ten times!"

……

"Don't stop me, I want to let the metal lump of the mastermind know what a social beating is called!"

"Big hairy bunny, my dear father, he won't give me a hug!!!"

"Calm down, calm down, we don't compete with children for favor, we don't compete with children."

Zhou Qijun hugged his baby's waist expressionlessly, and couldn't help rubbing his face up. At first glance, he looked like a coquettish child, preventing his baby from rolling up his sleeves and going up to fight.

The old couple has been married for so many years, who still doesn't know who.

"Daddy, my painting is finished!! You are healthy and healthy!!! Don't you have the demeanor of your father!! Can I be a very good artist in the future!!"

Ermao jumped into Fang Yuan's arms like a small cannonball, and the whole cub was so happy that his hair exploded, and he held up the painted painting in his hand and pasted it on Fang Yuan's face, begging for praise.

Fang Yuan was overwhelmed by the oncoming colors all night. After he focused and saw clearly what his darling was drawing, he brainstormed for a while before he uttered a better word.

"Emmmm... very, very good, with your father's demeanor back then, the colors are really great! As far as our baby is at this level, it is definitely at the level of world famous paintings! No one can paint like ours! It is so beautiful, so beautiful. !"

Fang Yuan hugged Ermao into his arms, stroking his little cute and fluffy ears, looking at the painted painting in Ermao's hand, he couldn't say anything, and with a tangled expression, he made compliments.

Zhou Qijun, who saw clearly what Er Mao painted on the side, froze for a moment.

"Count you well, how many arms, how many legs, how many eyes your father has."

However, Zhou Qijun's father didn't give face, and ruthlessly exposed the fact that Er Mao's horrific painting.

"Dad, you don't understand, Daddy is so powerful in my heart! How can ordinary painting methods reflect his power! So I spent 12 arms for Daddy! 8 legs! 10 eyes! Is this right? It looks much better!!! I have used different colors for each arm, each leg, and each eye, isn't it very masterful!"

I believe in you?

Fang Yuan and Zhou Qijun were not good at dampening their children’s enthusiasm and creativity. They closed their eyes and praised indiscriminately, but this painting was too eye-catching. Although they knew that their children were telling the truth, they saw this picture Hua still couldn't help the desire to beat him up.

"Then what, your Auntie Alice should have cooked the soup and made your favorite snacks, now let's have some snacks as an extra meal!"

Fang Yuan was willing to change the topic in time, and quickly put Ermao's eyes in the cabinet, saying that he would find a picture frame and hang it on the wall when he was free.

Ermao himself always throws away his paintings when they are finished, and forgets what his father said, so he happily took his father and father's hand and walked to the restaurant.

"You are a pig!"

"You call me a pig!"

"you are a pig!"

"What did the pig do wrong? You're going to scold him like that!"

"What did I do wrong? You're going to scold me like that!"

"The pig is so poor!"

"I'm the poor one!"

Fang Yuan: I seem to have forgotten something =_=

……

"Give me a reason why you added salted egg yolk!"

"How can a small cake not be salty! If it is not salty, it is not called a pastry!"

"Why do you only want to eat salty pastries by yourself???"

"Why do you interstellar people eat sweet pastries???"

Alice has been thrown by the mastermind into the kitchen of Zhou’s house since she had no mission and Fang Yuan was unbound. Fang Yuan made him a female machine that can wear a lolita maid outfit according to his wishes. Body, but now this cute home robot in a pink and tender maid outfit and a pink and tender cat's paw apron, is crazily flirting with Fang Yuan, pointing at a small plate of pastries on the dining table.

Probably because of the knowledge level of Fang Yuan’s original world before, Alice has been addicted to it every day since she knew that there are salty pastries in this world, unable to extricate herself.

Fang Yuan is almost speechless about this, because no matter how pink, tender, cute, and delicate the pastry made by Alice is, it cannot be denied that it is actually an unscrupulous pastry with a salty yellow heart !

"I……"

"To shut up!"

"To shut up!"

Zhou Qijun, Ermao, Sanmao, and Simao, who had never cared so much about the taste, ate in silence and did not want to express their opinions.

For these local interstellar people, there seems to be no big difference between salty and sweet. Of course, they dare not say this to Fang Yuan and Alice face to face.

……

"Did we forget something?"

"It seems so?"

"Oh, it seems so?"

"..."

"Where's Big Brother?"

Two Mao, Three Mao and Four Mao forgot to glance at each other, and expressed deep sympathy for their dear elder brother who was forgotten by his father and father on the garden lawn.