Daughter-in-law

Seeing Lao Zao chasing Nian Beast with a kitchen knife, Lu Zhou wondered, "The two of them are like enemies who had feuded in the previous life. They fight when they meet."

Xueqiu said: "Isn't it the enemy who has been feuded for tens of thousands of years, Xiaozhou, don't you read fairy tales? You always know about the Stove Lord and the Nian Beast, right? The bastard is the Nian Beast, and that one will come out every year." Hurting beast."

Lu Zhou was surprised: "Nian Beast!!!! Is the bastard a Nian Beast?"

At the exchange meeting, isn't the Nian beast what Luo Guanzhu and the others want to catch?

He always thought it was a crime, but only now did he realize that he wanted to catch a big monster.

Snowball rolled his eyes: "That's right, it's not the deformed dog you mentioned."

"..." Lu Zhou opened the webpage on his mobile phone to check the things about Nian Beast: "Nian Beast is a vicious beast...it comes out to hurt people every year..."

He looked at Nian Beast running around with apples in his eyes complicatedly, and he really couldn't regard Nian Beast, who had been trimmed so cutely by him, as an evil beast.

Lu Zhou asked: "The Nian beast is very bad, isn't it?"

"Do you need to ask? It even eats people, you say it's bad?"

Lu Zhou waved to the bastard: "Bastard, come here."

The Nian beast quickly jumped into Lu Zhou's arms.

Lao Zao chased after him: "Xiaozhou, you already know who it is, you can't stop me anymore, I'll kill this beast."

Lu Zhou said, "Old Zao, if you could really kill it, it wouldn't be alive right now."

"Xiaozhou, you..." Lao Zao was half-deadly pissed off by his big truth.

Nian Beast smiled triumphantly.

Lu Zhou took the apple from its mouth, put it on the table, grabbed its two front feet and said, "From today on, you are not allowed to take other people's things without their consent, did you hear me? "

"I didn't hear it." Nian Beast thought that Lu Zhou still couldn't hear his voice as usual, so he said it without any scruples. The next second, he was spanked by Lu Zhou, and it was so painful that it screamed. .

Lu Zhou had long discovered that Nian Beast was afraid of him patting its body, otherwise he would not have spoken to Nian Beast in a strong tone: "Did you hear that?"

"No." Nian Beast cried out in pain.

Lu Zhou patted it twice.

Nian Beast couldn't take it anymore: "I heard it, I heard it."

Lu Zhou said again: "From now on, I will do one good thing every day, remember?"

"No..." Nian Beast wanted to say that he didn't remember, but when he saw Lu Zhou lifted up, he quickly said, "I remember."

Seeing Nian Beast's cowardly appearance, Lao Zao was in a good mood: "You deserve to have today."

Lu Zhou asked it: "What if you see an old man fall down in the future?"

Nian Beast said without thinking, "Swallow her in one bite."

This remark immediately got Lu Zhou's slap in the face.

Nian Beast was so painful that he quickly changed his words and said, "Step on her."

Lao Zao snorted coldly: "Dogs can't change eating shit."

Snowball said, "I never eat shit."

Lao Zao: "..."

Lu Zhou slapped Nian Beast again. In fact, he didn't use much force. He just patted Nian Beast's butt lightly, but the other party was in pain. This made Lu Zhou very strange.

Nian Beast was so painful that tears ran out, it said weakly: "I see, I will help her up and take her home."

Lu Zhou nodded in satisfaction: "Now you have to say sorry to Lao Zao, and promise not to steal his offerings again in the future."

Nian Beast said angrily, "Let me say sorry to him, it's impossible."

"Really not?"

"..." Nian Beast saw Lu Zhou raised his hand again, looking like he was about to hit him again, and he was really scared, so he just said sorry, and he wouldn't die.

It looked at Lao Zao, who had no good face, and then at Lu Zhou who was stern, and said aggrievedly, "Lord Zao, I'm sorry, I will never take your offerings again."

Lao Zao was stunned, quite surprised that it would say sorry, if he didn't make a statement, it would show that he was stingy, he smiled uncomfortably: "Just don't do it again in the future."

Seeing this scene, Li Nanxuan curled his lips, thinking to himself, maybe there is a reason why the Heavenly Dao let that force devote itself to being an adult.

Lu Zhou put down his hand and rubbed the painful part of Nian Beast's body: "Does it still hurt?"

Then, a golden light entered Nian Beast's body.

Everyone was stunned: "What is that golden light?"

Lu Zhou looked at his hand blankly: "I don't know either."

"Hey, it doesn't hurt anymore, my body doesn't hurt anymore." Nian Beast stood up excitedly, and it found that its body had recovered some mana.

Lu Zhou entered the room and took a candy and stuffed it into Nian Beast's mouth, and said sternly: "If you want to eat in the future, just tell me and I'll buy it for you, but you must never steal or rob, do you know, remember to finish good deeds every day Report to me, I want to confirm whether you have done any good deeds."

Nian Beast was in a particularly good mood after eating sweet food, and nodded repeatedly.

Lu Zhou took advantage of Laozao and the others to ask them about the curse.

After hearing this, Lao Zao said, "If it's an ordinary curse, it's easy for me to get rid of it."

Li Nanxuan, who was pulling weeds, looked up at them and said, "It's not an ordinary curse. It would be easy to solve if it was an ordinary curse. I guess the ancestors of his Lu family, Jiang family and Shi family once dug the emperor's tomb and offended Mr. Ziwei Xing."

"Then there's nothing I can do." Lao Zao looked helpless: "Ziwei Xingjun's god status is much higher than mine, and I don't have the ability to break his curse."

Lu Zhou asked: "Who is Mr. Ziwei Xing? Why did our ancestors blame him when they dug up the emperor's tomb?"

"Have you ever heard that some ancient emperors were reincarnated from Ziwei Xingjun? If your ancestors dug his grave, it would be strange if he was angry."

Lu Zhou was a little anxious: "Then what should I do? How can I get rid of it?"

"One is to find a higher-level god than Ziwei Xing to lift the curse, and the second is to let Ziwei Xing calm down, but both are very difficult. Generally, gods have their own reasons for casting curses, and other gods will not intervene. I often go down to earth to be the emperor, so I have more or less the habit of being an emperor. You can see how difficult it is to serve an emperor when you watch TV dramas, and you have to return to the throne if you want to break the curse. Otherwise, he will become the leader of the country and lose the memory of immortals. Can't break the curse."

Li Nanxuan comforted Lu Zhou: "Xiaozhou, don't worry, let's find out the source of the curse first, it doesn't have to be Ziweixing who cast the curse."

Lu Zhou nodded, walked to Li Nanxuan and looked at the plants in the flower garden and asked, "What kind of plants are the three seeds you asked me to plant? Why do the seeds look so strange?"

"They are three of the plants used to make talisman paints. They are very expensive. When I photographed them, they cost me 5000 million."

"Three seeds cost 5000 million yuan?" Lu Zhou Shifa couldn't understand the world of metaphysics, and found that the prices of various items were extremely high, and ordinary people really couldn't afford them.

"Now there are fewer and fewer materials that can draw purple talismans, of course they are precious."

"What is the purple talisman?"

"It's a kind of talisman, but the yellow talisman is the lowest level of all talismans. There are blue, purple, silver and gold talismans higher than him..."

Weng Lao heard Li Nanxuan patiently explaining to Lu Zhou, and said with a smile: "Colonel Li, are you going to let Xiaozhou learn Taoism?"

Li Nanxuan said: "There is this plan. If he encounters troubles in the future, he can solve them by himself. It is impossible for me to be by my side to protect him all the time."

Lu Zhou said: "I don't want to be your burden either, I also want to help you when you need it."

Li Nanxuan rubbed his head.

Wan Lao said: "Then you can give him to us, we are free anyway, the four of us are experienced, we must be better at teaching than you."

Li Nanxuan also felt that the seniors had more experience than him, and it was more suitable for them to teach Lu Zhou.

Xueqiu scoffed: "You should teach him to distinguish between human, ghost, and demon first. If he can't even distinguish this, it will be useless no matter how much you teach him. I'm afraid that he will treat the evil beast as if he saw the Nian beast. It's not easy to raise it as a deformed dog..."

The corner of Lu Zhou's mouth twitched.

"Teach him how to distinguish the levels of ghosts and demons, otherwise he will think that the level of every ghost and demon is the same, and it will not be fun to catch big ghosts and big demons as small ghosts and small demons. This is my summary by his side. out of experience."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Li Nanxuan couldn't help laughing: "Yes, first, I need to teach Xiaozhou how to distinguish between people, ghosts, and demons. I will take you to a place at night and let you recognize more ghosts. When you see more ghosts in the future, you will be able to distinguish them at a glance."

Snowball asked: "Colonel Li, are you going to take him to Demon Street?"

Li Nanxuan nodded: "There are many different monsters and goblins gathered there, and by the way, bring Xiaoyi along, so that she can also increase her knowledge."

"Okay." Lu Zhou was full of excitement. Now he is in the stage of being curious about ghosts, and everything he sees is new.

"I want to go too." Nian Beast thought it was a fun place when he heard about Monster Street, and immediately ran to Lu Zhou: "Xiaozhou, I want to go too."

Lu Zhou readily agreed: "Okay, no problem, but you can't make trouble."

"it is good."

Weng Lao and Wan Lao looked at each other: "Can we also go together?"

"Of course, it's okay, there are more people."

Lao Zao raised his right hand: "I want to go too."

"Okay, no problem."

Suddenly, thousands of ghosts drilled out of the ground: "Xiaozhou, we have to go, we have to go too."

Lu Zhou was taken aback by them: "I'll go, it's the first time I've seen you guys come out of the ground, next time you come out, let's say hello first."

"Xiaozhou, we also want to go out and have a look."

"Then go out." Lu Zhou didn't understand why they told him that they were going out.

When Old Weng saw Lu Zhou, he knew that he didn't know that there was an enchantment blocking them from letting them out, so he decided to tell him the truth: "Xiaozhou, there is an enchantment in Yangmenyuan, if you don't take us out, we will You can't get out of here."

Lu Zhou was startled: "Is there such a thing?"

Everyone nodded vigorously.

"Then I..." Lu Zhou subconsciously turned around and asked Li Nanxuan: "Is it okay?"

Li Nanxuan said: "It's okay to take you out, but you must ensure that when you come back, all of you must come back with me, because you still need to protect the underground."

"it is good."

Lu Zhou smiled: "Then let's go out together."

"Yeah—" the crowd cheered happily.

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