Husband's Worries Lianmeng [Comprehensive British and American]

Who would have thought that a man, the Pope, an elderly man could conceive?No, don't say it, don't say it is an old man, just say that the fact that a man is pregnant should not exist in the holy scriptures, because their God has made a rule long ago-the man appears first ,Because God is a man, and God created human beings in his own image, and that human being is a man, and men are born with women because they are lonely. This is something they have believed for a long time, but now tell them This is false, it is not like this at all... Now God said that men can have children, so men have the ability to conceive and have children? !It's not right...it shouldn't be!

Although many people are starting to go crazy, thinking that this incident is a terrible conspiracy, the pope was actually kidnapped, and the current pope is not the pope himself—but who knows, after all, it all happened so fast, Not only did it happen quickly, but even some incomprehensible and unreasonable phenomena began to occur... The fact that the Pope is pregnant is really nothing.

Because the Pope was not long after she became pregnant, Bishop Fred and others suddenly grew breasts overnight and began to leak milk.

What is milk spilling... so simple, milk spilling means literally - they not only grow breasts but also... milk, not only milk, even... squirt.

As the saying goes, if the milk rises too much, the milk will naturally flow out by itself-this is the specific situation of the bishops and commanders in the Kingdom of Gilead.

And Loki, who caused this phenomenon, was laughing and wiping tears.

In fact, not only Loki was wiping tears, but even Wanda was wiping tears too.Not because it's sad, but because it's funny.

Wanda has never seen anything funnier than this in her life.

Loki really deserves to be the god of mischief.

In an instant, Wanda suddenly understood a very important issue——Rocky Odinson, a former super criminal, has always been dissed by people, saying that he is not good or that bad, even if he was a former super criminal. The goddess of Asgard went on a business trip to the world, and she had to pull out Loki, who was still missing at that time, and say a few more words... Although Wanda also knew this kind of thing, although she knew it, she didn't experience it personally. It was Aegis It's a matter of bureaucracy, and the goddess of Asgard is only responsible for arresting another goddess who can fascinate a man, but... Since it is arresting someone, she still insists on talking about someone who just had an intersection with that woman. Loki... One can imagine how much that Asgard goddess hated Loki.

Of course, Wanda is also very suspicious of the source of this hatred.

After all, it seemed that she could accept all these pranks now.

You know, the people of Asgard are many times stronger than her earthlings. Could it be that they are only physically strong but their hearts are fragile?

It was all a prank, and she really thought it would be fun if Thor wore a women's robe, too.Although Sol might not be happy, he wouldn't really beat his brother, would he?

In fact, in high schools on Earth, this kind of prank is not uncommon. If the person being pranked is pitiful and thin, it is bullying, but if the person being pranked is a strong macho, this kind of prank is basically not only funny A magic weapon for a macho to earn popularity.

So Wanda really doesn't understand the Asgardians a little bit.

Of course, it would be inappropriate for Wanda to play such a prank on Earthlings. After all, Earthlings... are still too fragile physically.Just look at Loki's thin and thin appearance. Hulk is fine if he falls, but if he is replaced by an earthling, even if he is strengthened such as Captain America... it will hurt his muscles and bones, and for Loki In other words, it's just a little scratch, and he did it on purpose, because it looks more poignant and has a dramatic effect.

... Wanda never wanted to act with him after hearing the dramatic effects of Loki's statements.

This man is poisonous.

Although it is poisonous, one thing can be figured out-the physical condition of the Asgardians is really good, so good that it is not comparable to the people on Earth, and maybe even the superhumans of the aliens Human intelligent life forms, the Asgardians may also be ranked among the top few.

Although maybe IQ is not really that high.

But in terms of physical fitness, they are indeed very good. The best thing is... Each of them is talented. Although they may not be able to use magic, everyone has a magic affinity. That is to say, there may be some magic items that Earthlings hold in their hands. It's just a pile of flying waste, but in the hands of the Asgardians, they can use it-of course, being able to use it doesn't mean that they can make it, and it doesn't mean that they can use magic from themselves, and make it Things such as magic props and magic scrolls are very difficult, and almost no one will give the props they have made to people without magic, unless they are exchanged at a high price.

Loki can eat all kinds of things in the universe, mostly because he can make those alchemy products-magic props.

And he sells it to anyone who pays a high price without distinguishing between good and bad, so he will be treated courteously in many places, which is different from Sol.It seems that the milder races in the Nine Realms treat Sol very favorably and dislike Loki very much... Wanda and Loki whispered, and they understood a lot about Asgard once they went back and forth. I also know a lot about God Brothers.

Speaking of which, if Loki is not a god... his personality is not so weird, even if his personality is not very good, but if he is not a god, he should have a very good life on earth, and he is not as good as Asgard. no the same.

Wanda herself has never been to school, but she has seen many students, especially when she was with Vision, she also saw a lot of high school student movies through Vision, so if the god Loki lives on Earth, I still have a little understanding of what it will look like. As for why it must be arranged at the stage of high school students, it has something to do with Loki's age and the average life expectancy of Asgardians, not to mention that Loki, as one of the main gods, not only Longer lifespan, longer puberty... In theory, in fact, he still hasn't fully passed puberty.

Boys who are still in adolescence are naive than ordinary people.

That's why he could think of this method to torture these people.

The next day, there was another live broadcast of the TV program between the Pope and the bishops and commanders of Gilead.

And the live broadcast here will be interspersed with interviews with the "Holy Mother" from various places and the two angels who appeared in Gilead - Loki and Wanda.

The two of them also changed into their robes early on, and made wings with flashing effects. They floated sacredly, and swayed in front of the camera for a while without touching the ground before starting the official interview.

"Excuse me, what are your plans for coming to the world this time?" The hosts are now men, because women are not allowed to work, even if they are hosts, so now the TV stations are all men. Not to mention, the TV programs also directly face men, so the questions are more direct and straightforward, and they come up and ask them why they come here.

Loki looked at Wanda.

Wanda rolled up her lips, pretending to be very compassionate and said, "I'm here to rescue you."

After Wanda finished speaking, she looked at Loki.Loki also nodded and didn't speak. He wants to maintain a cold image now, and letting Wanda speak is also a way of respecting women. He wants all the boys and girls in front of the TV to reflect first. Put yourself down—of course, the audience in front of the TV is originally only boys, and girls are not allowed to read, and similarly, they are not allowed to watch TV or listen to the radio.

This world is really strange.Girls cannot read, of course they cannot read and are not allowed to read, and other related entertainment items, such as TV, radio, etc., are banned. Girls have nothing to do except take care of the family. Do it, what's even more amazing is... these girls even think that this kind of thing should be done... don't talk about Wanda and Loki, in fact, many wives of commanders know that this is wrong, but what can they do? ?They chose this path by themselves, even if they were kneeling, they had to finish it by themselves.

The male host saw that the male angel also nodded, and then began to move on to the next topic: "We all need to be saved, you two, we long for the heavenly Father to come to the world, and he should save us... You must know that we have a huge crisis right now. crisis, I think this is something you all understand... So... now there is a question, that there are 'Madonnas' popping up all over the world, please, are all these 'Madonnas' real? Or are some of them It’s fake, it’s a false Madonna, she appeared with a certain purpose, just like what’s said in the Bible, that female branch girl confuses all living beings with the posture of a goddess?”

This question is really too sharp.

In fact, Loki had no idea what he was talking about.

The hostess pointed out that the girl who confuses all living beings with the posture of a goddess is the eldest daughter of Babylon, a beauty who looks like a goddess. She controls the kings in the world by her own ability, and everyone They all worshiped her as a prophet. As a false prophet, what she said was regarded as the truth, and the world would be chaotic like hell under her tongue and lips-this is the introduction to this girl.

There are countless "Holy Mothers" now, even if they are not "prophets", it is easy to think of this woman.

So the host asked the question first.

And Loki doesn't really understand this, and even Wanda doesn't understand this.

None of them are followers of this religion.

Loki is a god himself, and it is impossible for him to believe in other people's religions.

Wanda has been under the watchful eye of Hydra to create superpowers, and later became an Avenger. She didn't care much about this matter. After all, Captain America and Iron Man were responsible for guiding her. One believes in freedom. Democratic American spirit, another belief is that science is power...they don't care about religion!Except for marriage and death, the church has little to do with them.

And when Wanda found Vision as her boyfriend... Religion has no chance with her.After all...Vision is a scientific creation. He has a particularly materialistic head. Even though he knows that there is a "god", he still uses scientific methods to explain the existence of God, so it is even more impossible for Wanda to believe in religion.

So, the two of them were really dumbfounded.

But fortunately, Loki has a silver tongue that can make good people limping.

Thus, Rocky began his performance.

He said: "God makes women conceive and give birth, and all the children are girls. This is not because God is a man and he directly acts on women to give birth to children, but pours the tenderness of this world on women. body, let them give birth to children - so God, there is no discrimination, this is what I must emphasize to you. In fact, we angels are the same."

His words first avoided the question raised by the male host, and threw out another new question for everyone.

This is really scary.

God does not discriminate.

The angel didn't say goodbye either.

Because there is no gender, so you don't care who dominates who among you humans!It is very strange for God to say that men dominate women!

Whoever hears these words, man, immediately thinks of that.But they had to abandon this idea, after all... this idea was too shocking, and they didn't dare to pursue it further.

But how could Loki make them give up thinking?

He moved his finger, and a series of light spots flashed past his fingertips, and then he turned into a female angel in front of the camera, who looked somewhat similar to another female angel.

"God created us in his own image, so we are all like this, without a specific fixed posture." Loki said it very naturally, and even his movements became very feminine, "So what you proposed What... No one will talk about or care about the topic of female branch girls in our place, after all, it has nothing to do with us, it is something you made yourself!"

This is so exciting!

For a moment, the host was also stunned.

Rocky changed back to his male image.

The host had no choice but to cough twice in embarrassment, and asked another female angel: "Then what this angel said..."

Wanda immediately understood what Loki meant, and quickly laughed: "Of course what he said is true. Not only did we not say goodbye, but at the same time, we didn't have any hope of hindering your development and evolution, so we can be Angels, and you are only human."

Really seamless fit.

Loki wanted to give Wanda a HIVEFIVE.

Since gods and gods' angels have no gender distinctions and gaps, then human beings' gender distinctions and gaps have been vented for so long. This kind of low-level existence is meant to be despised -Since some people oppress others unconditionally, what is wrong with higher beings unconditionally despising lower beings?

Loki was very smart not to say this directly, he just smiled and looked at the camera, moving his fingers back and forth, outlining a series of small illusions, as if he was playing a game.

The host couldn't interrupt him, so he could only ask again: "Then how can we keep human beings from becoming extinct...You know, since..."

"How can human beings not become extinct?" Loki tilted his head and looked at him, "Are you kidding me!"

The host's expression changed drastically: "Human extinction...you...you know what you're talking about..."

Loki rolled his eyes and asked him back: "You are not so ignorant that you don't know that dinosaurs existed before? You are not the only creation of God, why do you think that you are not extinct?"

Loki stood up from the sofa, he was still floating, and looked very holy: "Whenever a life has deteriorated beyond repair, God will send down punishment to announce the end of this life, Noah's Ark It was born in this way - because there are people like Noah, human beings are not completely extinct. Similarly, what makes you think that the current people are not hopelessly bad? Is counterinsurgency hopelessly The job of human beings is not yours but ours. Among us there are males and females and males and females. Many of us came to the world as human babies and grew up slowly. At the moment of death, we judge whether human beings are human or not. Ugly, and now, she and I came to the world precisely because we have collected enough judgments that human beings are ugly enough to be extinct—but the two of us are your last salvation."

Wanda also stood up, floated into the midair and began to glow red.

After a while, she lowered her eyes a bit and restrained her red light: "Because we are born loving, many angels have been reincarnated as girls... and the information I have been receiving all along is that you are abusing girls , This makes me very sad, you should know that all scriptures may be wrong, but the final outcome will not be wrong, you... will all die."

Loki nodded along.

Cameras recorded everything, and the live broadcast directly relayed everything.

The male host wanted to change the content and change the topic, but... the angels were all talking and closing their mouths, so how could he have a chance to change the topic?

There is nothing to transfer.

Not only was there no topic that could be diverted, even the matter of a man's pregnancy was directly put in front of him.

"It's not a strange thing for a man to be pregnant." Loki is still preaching his theory that a man is a woman and a woman is a man—at least for him, it's like this all day long. He is the one who gives birth, breastfeeds, and takes care of the children... When it comes to contributing to society, he keeps talking about gender equality and requires women to make the same "social contribution", otherwise he deserves to be inferior. But it doesn't make sense at all, not to mention that although Asgard is a feudal system, even soldiers have to take care of their children at home when they are not going out. You must know that even a man like Hogan who looks particularly masculine and straight The man of the family will help take care of the children at home, not to mention that the queen of the Golden Palace is still the queen herself. Friga herself has her royal power, but she is more inclined to the family and is not willing to use it.

In fact, in Asgard, the difference between goddesses and male gods is not too big, otherwise there would not be such legendary existences as Valkyrie.

This is why Loki himself has both genders without feeling wrong or even inferior.It's just that he seldom reveals his second life form, and he is not willing to tell others about his situation, because that would give him the illusion of wanting to compete with Sif, which he doesn't like at all.

But not anymore.

Now in this world, he can't wait to turn all the men in this world into women!Let them have babies!Let them confinement!

correct!That's how it should be!

People in this world have one bad thing, that is, they lack empathy.

And what Rocky lacks most is empathy.

Although he can do bad things and play pranks, his empathy and sympathy are always overflowing. This is probably because he is still a girl. Adolescent girls are not only rebellious but also easily emotional, while boys It may be more serious than girls, but at least I have less empathy, but girls are different.So as long as Loki thinks that if he is caught by a terrible alien and wants to have a child, he will have such a dignified child... He feels that he is going to explode, and he will definitely explode!So... just let these men experience having babies!

"But the laws of nature shouldn't be changed!" The male host started to poke Rocky's lung tube again.

Loki widened his eyes and looked at him innocently: "What is the law of nature!?"

Wanda also caught the loophole, and then stared at the male host with wide eyes: "My God! My kind father! Forgive this man's ignorance!"

Rocky was even more confident: "Don't you think that God created everything? Why do you talk about the laws of nature? God created everything and let women have children, but it doesn't mean that men can't have children! God! I Good father! The pope is pregnant! Who did it!?"

For a while, Wanda blushed even more: "Your bishop and commander are both pregnant. Do you know who did it? No matter who gave birth, it is impossible for one person to give birth to a child—the Virgins are Our father was merciful, let them only have female children, these girls are the future girls, and your bishop and commander are men, maybe they will only have male children in the future!"

Loki nodded immediately: "Very likely. If God wants to forgive you and give you another chance, then you should be on the same starting line, so women only give birth to baby girls, and men only give birth to boy babies, which is very Necessary."

bang.

This is probably the sound of the thick but momentarily broken nerves of all those who watched this episode.

If the messengers of the gods said this, then...is it true?

Even the Pope doesn't believe it.

Even if the bishops don't believe it.

Even if the commanders don't believe it at all.

But who told them to do such shameless and nasty things in the name of religion!They have done it all, and they are under the banner of God, so now God has said that they can have sons, but women can only have daughters...then...how can they refuse to have sons?

Since, they all said, the Bible says that their men are superior, and women should serve them, like servants...then just have more sons, since women can't give birth to boys anyway!

After the TV show was broadcast, everyone should do whatever they want, except for the XXOO handmaids who are not good because of a big belly, those powerful men in Gilead are still as powerful as ever.

However, when the first pregnant man was snatched and disappeared, no one realized what a big deal it was.

As for the man, if he disappears, it doesn't mean he will be in danger. It might just be to steal something!

So, when the man was found lying naked under the gallows three days later, everyone was shocked, and the man who was found had a miscarriage... After the doctor's examination, he said that he really had a miscarriage, no False pregnancy is not about getting fat, but a real pregnancy, but now...he has a miscarriage, because of being raped by others.

Men will be raped by men too?

Yes, men are also raped by men.

And men can get pregnant too—women can get pregnant, but now the angels have said that they can only bear girls, but men are different. Although I don’t know why men get pregnant, men can give birth to boys!And...these pregnant men are all under the care of God, otherwise how could they be pregnant!

For a time, men also became targets of hunting.

And the old nuns who were in charge of teaching the maids in the maid center were even more confused.

They were told that handmaids had to bear children, because human beings were going to be extinct, and it was a bounden duty for them to have children, and handmaids had to give birth to one child after another without ego, which is what a good woman with reproductive ability should do.

No problem, the old nuns have all remembered and agreed with this point of view.

But...but now it's completely different!

Now... men can have children too, and men can have boys!

Women are inferior, inferior, men's servants... old nuns are told that, and so are they told handmaidens, and then... having boys is all that matters, isn't it?Therefore, those pregnant men, those powerful and powerful pregnant men, they should take good care of them and contribute to mankind!