his tongue-in-cheek guide
Chapter 73 Chapter 73
The cold wind was blowing, Lu Lanqiu was sitting on a military truck, and she looked up inadvertently. There was nothing in the dark sky, and the sound of gunfire one after another seemed to be heard in the distance.
This kind of military truck is actually covered with a layer of waterproof cloth on the outside of the iron frame, and it leaks air everywhere when it runs, just like a sieve.
The driver of the big truck is a heavy metal fan. The heavy metal of death is placed in the car, which makes the car look like an extreme supercar.
The old man Harry, who was sitting in the co-pilot's seat because of his age, happily talked about this year's new wine with the driver, and the two almost quarreled when they finally talked about whether Erguotou or vodka was stronger.
He felt a little cold.
Because of being carried by Fang Qi before, the dog man's body temperature has always been higher than that of ordinary people, and it is like a stove next to him, and he doesn't feel cold at all.
But now the small cold wind is blowing, which is quite in line with the current situation of windy and cold water. He came out in a hurry, with only a sweater and shirt on his body, not even a coat. A biting cold instantly knocked Lu Lan Autumn blows a thrill.
Now Fang Qi is sitting opposite him, holding his elbows and closing his eyes to rest his mind. There is still a fierce battle waiting for them.
It's really strange. Captain Fang, who usually looks very murderous, has a childish look when he closes his eyes and falls asleep. Fang Qi is actually tender, with a pair of peach eyes and thin lips, no matter how you look at it, he looks ruthless.
Of course, most of the time, this person is like a sharpened sword, so sharp that people can't look directly at it.
Around him sat a few B-level sentries in twos and threes, all of them were extremely upright rough guys, and some of them looked like they had just graduated from the Sentinel Academy, and they were looking at Lu Lanqiu curiously with their eyes open.
Senior teacher Lu Lanqiu was so used to these expressions of eagerness for knowledge, he was not timid at all, looking back, the sentries were a little embarrassed when they saw him look over:
"Then, what, we want to ask you, are you really a guide?"
Lu Lanqiu nodded: "Yes."
Those young people suddenly showed envious expressions: "Just saw you clean up Bloom's group, it's amazing!"
Lu Lanqiu was very modest: "It's just a fluke."
Another also said: "Our B-level sentinels are not taken seriously by the tower. Because the B-level sentinels have poor functions, they have relatively little mental burden. They basically don't need spiritual guidance, so they rarely have the opportunity to see guides."
While talking, a child who hadn't spoken all this time hesitated and said, "Then, are you and Captain Fang already bound?"
It was a rather young sentinel, with a face full of bravery and innocence that had never experienced life or death.
Lu Lanqiu obviously didn't expect this child to have such a question when he opened his mouth, so he couldn't help being a little surprised. He glanced at the person who closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, and the corner of Lu Lanqiu's mouth curled up:
"To be precise, I haven't bound any sentries yet."
Someone's eyelids trembled, and he continued to play dead.
Lu Lanqiu ignored him, and those young people became excited instantly: "No binding? What is Captain Fang thinking?"
How do I know what this person is thinking?Lu Lanqiu rolled her big eyes.
Lu Lanqiu couldn't help but laugh: "I'm also a very good guide, why do I have to be bound to another person so early?"
The young man is probably one of Fang Qi's fanboys. When he heard someone saying that Fang Qi was not good, he immediately jumped up and wanted to protect Fang Qi's reputation: "Captain Fang is the chief sentinel. You can't even look at him at the S level. superior?"
Just as Lu Lanqiu was about to speak, the extremely shy young man next to him said again: "People like Captain Fang don't have a guide, isn't it even more hopeless for us?"
Quite frustrated in the conversation.
Lu Lanqiu didn't say a word. Because of their low rank, most of these sentries would not have any chance of promotion. They would usually leave the tower after serving their service, looking for work accounts like security guards or fitness trainers. Finally, when they were around 60 years old, they were dismissed. Belated episodes of mania or other illnesses end life.
He had no choice but to pat the sentry on the shoulder, and quietly began to comfort the young sentry: "You have to think about it, at least when you are young, you don't have to worry too much about mania, and you won't be tortured by too many emotions. Will have a relatively stable youth."
Although Lu Lanqiu always had a cold face on weekdays, most of them took good care of the young and motivated juniors.
Song Zhixiao is an example.
It is the softness occasionally revealed under this indifference that makes this person very attractive.
The shy sentinel stared at Lu Lanqiu, blinked, then suddenly stood up and walked in front of Lu Lanqiu.
Lu Lanqiu raised her head and looked at him curiously.
The sentry took off one of his coats and handed it to Lu Lanqiu: "I just saw that you looked very cold and your lips were blue. This is for you. The sentry is strong and not afraid of the cold."
After finishing speaking, he showed an extremely innocent and flattering smile.
Lu Lanqiu paused, feeling that what the child said was right, and was about to thank him, but the sentinel spoke again:
"Well, if you need a sentry, can I register in advance?"
There were a few B-level sentinels sitting around him in twos and threes, all of them were extremely straightforward and rough guys, and they all laughed immediately: "Lisman, you are too impatient, you have been thinking about combining with the guide at such a young age." !"
The child blushed: "This...can't you plan ahead?!"
Turning her head, she looked at Lu Lanqiu with hopeful eyes.
Lu Lanqiu was a little embarrassed and was about to refuse.
At this moment, a coat was thrown on his face, and before he had time to react, he felt himself being grabbed by someone, dragged forward, and pressed against a hot chest.
Needless to say, someone must have finally given up pretending to be asleep.
Lu Lanqiu tore off his jacket and was about to give Fang Qi a look, when he saw Fang Qi supporting the backrest behind him with one hand and looking at him playfully.
Fang Qi stared at Lu Lanqiu with both eyes, and said slowly:
"Excuse me, I'll change seats with you."
After finishing speaking, he turned his face to the sentinel sitting next to Lu Lanqiu.
The tone was very kind, and Fang Qi did not forget to pull out a very polite smile, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, the little canine teeth flickering.
The sentinel didn't dare to say anything, and walked towards Fang Qi's seat.
Fang Qi sat down next to Lu Lanqiu contentedly, and looked up at the young sentinel before him.
The child was still holding his coat, his face had turned from red to purple, like a pig's liver, standing there, looking very embarrassed.
Fang Qi spent a lot of time sorting out his training clothes. To be honest, he didn't wear much himself, but at this time, it was no longer a matter of a jacket, but a matter of territory.
Looking at the young sentinel, he spoke slowly:
"I'm so sorry, even if you have to line up, someone has already lined up first."
The child's face was no longer ugly.
It's over, it's over, the fame of a lifetime will be destroyed in one day.
Lu Lanqiu decided to retreat tactically, buried his face in his coat, and discussed this matter with Fang Qi after preparation.
But the most urgent task now is to pass this suffocating time immediately.
Fortunately, the ten-kilometer journey was not long, and soon they arrived near the tower. They wondered if Coco's program was still working. When they arrived, the tower was still in darkness.
The convoy stopped tens of meters away from the tower, and the bandits turned off their blinding high beams and loud heavy metal music to avoid being discovered.
After parking the car, the group of people got out of the car one after another. A group of burly and sturdy men stood in a row, like a city wall.
"Hey, boy, are we going to break in like this?" Uncle Harry opened the window of the driver's cab and poked his head out of the back seat.
Fang Qi jumped out of the car, and said to the old man Harry, "Although I have this urge, it's better for us to be a bit more obscene."
Lu Lanqiu sneered: "Didn't you always be one man and one man alone?"
Fang Qi turned around, and laughed a little: "I can't help it, isn't it the one who drags the family?"
Lu Lanqiu's face darkened again, she turned her head away and stopped talking.
Fang Qi brought a few people to his high wall, which was ten meters high, and there were wires wrapped around the top. Unfortunately, the entire tower is currently in a power outage. These high-voltage electricity of thousands of volts, and There is little deterrence.
He peeled away a thick layer of grass, revealing a door.
When Uncle Harry saw this place, he laughed: "This door, hasn't it been sealed yet?"
Fang Qi and the others figured it out before, and walked through the pipeline, but now there are dozens or hundreds of people, obviously they can't use the pipeline.
"That's right. When I just served in the army, I sneaked out to drink with my teacher at night. This is the door I walked through. Later, it benefited several generations of sentinels."
From the looks of it, quite proud.
Teacher Lu was very dissatisfied with this kind of behavior of jumping over the wall and skipping class. He snorted coldly and said mockingly: "The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked."
Fang Qi is not ashamed: "Tradition, Mr. Lu, next time I will take you to try to climb over the wall?"
Lu Lanqiu stared back coldly, Fang Qi turned his head to organize people into the tower, and escaped successfully.
There is no way, Fang Qi, a coward who only dares to flaunt his prestige in front of outsiders.
Everyone entered the tower and was about to head towards the central basement. On the way, Fang Qi contacted Ke Ke again. It had been two or three hours since he came and went, and he didn't know what was going on.
But this time, what he answered was a long busy tone.
His face suddenly darkened, and he looked at Lu Lanqiu.
Lu Lanqiu sensed that something was wrong with Fang Qi's expression, and said regardless of previous suspicions, "What's going on?"
"Coco can't be reached."
Lu Lanqiu frowned: "Could it be that the signal is bad?"
Fang Qi was not sure, so he had to contact Song Zhixiao again. There was no signal problem between the watch on the boy and him.
After a long time, he was finally connected.
There was darkness on the screen, and after the brief noise passed, the person over there seemed to speak very carefully: "Hello...boss."
Fang Qi was stunned.
This is not Song Zhixiao.
The author has something to say: Dad is going to be the first and second watcher today!
This kind of military truck is actually covered with a layer of waterproof cloth on the outside of the iron frame, and it leaks air everywhere when it runs, just like a sieve.
The driver of the big truck is a heavy metal fan. The heavy metal of death is placed in the car, which makes the car look like an extreme supercar.
The old man Harry, who was sitting in the co-pilot's seat because of his age, happily talked about this year's new wine with the driver, and the two almost quarreled when they finally talked about whether Erguotou or vodka was stronger.
He felt a little cold.
Because of being carried by Fang Qi before, the dog man's body temperature has always been higher than that of ordinary people, and it is like a stove next to him, and he doesn't feel cold at all.
But now the small cold wind is blowing, which is quite in line with the current situation of windy and cold water. He came out in a hurry, with only a sweater and shirt on his body, not even a coat. A biting cold instantly knocked Lu Lan Autumn blows a thrill.
Now Fang Qi is sitting opposite him, holding his elbows and closing his eyes to rest his mind. There is still a fierce battle waiting for them.
It's really strange. Captain Fang, who usually looks very murderous, has a childish look when he closes his eyes and falls asleep. Fang Qi is actually tender, with a pair of peach eyes and thin lips, no matter how you look at it, he looks ruthless.
Of course, most of the time, this person is like a sharpened sword, so sharp that people can't look directly at it.
Around him sat a few B-level sentries in twos and threes, all of them were extremely upright rough guys, and some of them looked like they had just graduated from the Sentinel Academy, and they were looking at Lu Lanqiu curiously with their eyes open.
Senior teacher Lu Lanqiu was so used to these expressions of eagerness for knowledge, he was not timid at all, looking back, the sentries were a little embarrassed when they saw him look over:
"Then, what, we want to ask you, are you really a guide?"
Lu Lanqiu nodded: "Yes."
Those young people suddenly showed envious expressions: "Just saw you clean up Bloom's group, it's amazing!"
Lu Lanqiu was very modest: "It's just a fluke."
Another also said: "Our B-level sentinels are not taken seriously by the tower. Because the B-level sentinels have poor functions, they have relatively little mental burden. They basically don't need spiritual guidance, so they rarely have the opportunity to see guides."
While talking, a child who hadn't spoken all this time hesitated and said, "Then, are you and Captain Fang already bound?"
It was a rather young sentinel, with a face full of bravery and innocence that had never experienced life or death.
Lu Lanqiu obviously didn't expect this child to have such a question when he opened his mouth, so he couldn't help being a little surprised. He glanced at the person who closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, and the corner of Lu Lanqiu's mouth curled up:
"To be precise, I haven't bound any sentries yet."
Someone's eyelids trembled, and he continued to play dead.
Lu Lanqiu ignored him, and those young people became excited instantly: "No binding? What is Captain Fang thinking?"
How do I know what this person is thinking?Lu Lanqiu rolled her big eyes.
Lu Lanqiu couldn't help but laugh: "I'm also a very good guide, why do I have to be bound to another person so early?"
The young man is probably one of Fang Qi's fanboys. When he heard someone saying that Fang Qi was not good, he immediately jumped up and wanted to protect Fang Qi's reputation: "Captain Fang is the chief sentinel. You can't even look at him at the S level. superior?"
Just as Lu Lanqiu was about to speak, the extremely shy young man next to him said again: "People like Captain Fang don't have a guide, isn't it even more hopeless for us?"
Quite frustrated in the conversation.
Lu Lanqiu didn't say a word. Because of their low rank, most of these sentries would not have any chance of promotion. They would usually leave the tower after serving their service, looking for work accounts like security guards or fitness trainers. Finally, when they were around 60 years old, they were dismissed. Belated episodes of mania or other illnesses end life.
He had no choice but to pat the sentry on the shoulder, and quietly began to comfort the young sentry: "You have to think about it, at least when you are young, you don't have to worry too much about mania, and you won't be tortured by too many emotions. Will have a relatively stable youth."
Although Lu Lanqiu always had a cold face on weekdays, most of them took good care of the young and motivated juniors.
Song Zhixiao is an example.
It is the softness occasionally revealed under this indifference that makes this person very attractive.
The shy sentinel stared at Lu Lanqiu, blinked, then suddenly stood up and walked in front of Lu Lanqiu.
Lu Lanqiu raised her head and looked at him curiously.
The sentry took off one of his coats and handed it to Lu Lanqiu: "I just saw that you looked very cold and your lips were blue. This is for you. The sentry is strong and not afraid of the cold."
After finishing speaking, he showed an extremely innocent and flattering smile.
Lu Lanqiu paused, feeling that what the child said was right, and was about to thank him, but the sentinel spoke again:
"Well, if you need a sentry, can I register in advance?"
There were a few B-level sentinels sitting around him in twos and threes, all of them were extremely straightforward and rough guys, and they all laughed immediately: "Lisman, you are too impatient, you have been thinking about combining with the guide at such a young age." !"
The child blushed: "This...can't you plan ahead?!"
Turning her head, she looked at Lu Lanqiu with hopeful eyes.
Lu Lanqiu was a little embarrassed and was about to refuse.
At this moment, a coat was thrown on his face, and before he had time to react, he felt himself being grabbed by someone, dragged forward, and pressed against a hot chest.
Needless to say, someone must have finally given up pretending to be asleep.
Lu Lanqiu tore off his jacket and was about to give Fang Qi a look, when he saw Fang Qi supporting the backrest behind him with one hand and looking at him playfully.
Fang Qi stared at Lu Lanqiu with both eyes, and said slowly:
"Excuse me, I'll change seats with you."
After finishing speaking, he turned his face to the sentinel sitting next to Lu Lanqiu.
The tone was very kind, and Fang Qi did not forget to pull out a very polite smile, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, the little canine teeth flickering.
The sentinel didn't dare to say anything, and walked towards Fang Qi's seat.
Fang Qi sat down next to Lu Lanqiu contentedly, and looked up at the young sentinel before him.
The child was still holding his coat, his face had turned from red to purple, like a pig's liver, standing there, looking very embarrassed.
Fang Qi spent a lot of time sorting out his training clothes. To be honest, he didn't wear much himself, but at this time, it was no longer a matter of a jacket, but a matter of territory.
Looking at the young sentinel, he spoke slowly:
"I'm so sorry, even if you have to line up, someone has already lined up first."
The child's face was no longer ugly.
It's over, it's over, the fame of a lifetime will be destroyed in one day.
Lu Lanqiu decided to retreat tactically, buried his face in his coat, and discussed this matter with Fang Qi after preparation.
But the most urgent task now is to pass this suffocating time immediately.
Fortunately, the ten-kilometer journey was not long, and soon they arrived near the tower. They wondered if Coco's program was still working. When they arrived, the tower was still in darkness.
The convoy stopped tens of meters away from the tower, and the bandits turned off their blinding high beams and loud heavy metal music to avoid being discovered.
After parking the car, the group of people got out of the car one after another. A group of burly and sturdy men stood in a row, like a city wall.
"Hey, boy, are we going to break in like this?" Uncle Harry opened the window of the driver's cab and poked his head out of the back seat.
Fang Qi jumped out of the car, and said to the old man Harry, "Although I have this urge, it's better for us to be a bit more obscene."
Lu Lanqiu sneered: "Didn't you always be one man and one man alone?"
Fang Qi turned around, and laughed a little: "I can't help it, isn't it the one who drags the family?"
Lu Lanqiu's face darkened again, she turned her head away and stopped talking.
Fang Qi brought a few people to his high wall, which was ten meters high, and there were wires wrapped around the top. Unfortunately, the entire tower is currently in a power outage. These high-voltage electricity of thousands of volts, and There is little deterrence.
He peeled away a thick layer of grass, revealing a door.
When Uncle Harry saw this place, he laughed: "This door, hasn't it been sealed yet?"
Fang Qi and the others figured it out before, and walked through the pipeline, but now there are dozens or hundreds of people, obviously they can't use the pipeline.
"That's right. When I just served in the army, I sneaked out to drink with my teacher at night. This is the door I walked through. Later, it benefited several generations of sentinels."
From the looks of it, quite proud.
Teacher Lu was very dissatisfied with this kind of behavior of jumping over the wall and skipping class. He snorted coldly and said mockingly: "The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked."
Fang Qi is not ashamed: "Tradition, Mr. Lu, next time I will take you to try to climb over the wall?"
Lu Lanqiu stared back coldly, Fang Qi turned his head to organize people into the tower, and escaped successfully.
There is no way, Fang Qi, a coward who only dares to flaunt his prestige in front of outsiders.
Everyone entered the tower and was about to head towards the central basement. On the way, Fang Qi contacted Ke Ke again. It had been two or three hours since he came and went, and he didn't know what was going on.
But this time, what he answered was a long busy tone.
His face suddenly darkened, and he looked at Lu Lanqiu.
Lu Lanqiu sensed that something was wrong with Fang Qi's expression, and said regardless of previous suspicions, "What's going on?"
"Coco can't be reached."
Lu Lanqiu frowned: "Could it be that the signal is bad?"
Fang Qi was not sure, so he had to contact Song Zhixiao again. There was no signal problem between the watch on the boy and him.
After a long time, he was finally connected.
There was darkness on the screen, and after the brief noise passed, the person over there seemed to speak very carefully: "Hello...boss."
Fang Qi was stunned.
This is not Song Zhixiao.
The author has something to say: Dad is going to be the first and second watcher today!
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