his tongue-in-cheek guide

After tossing around in the middle of the night, Fang Qi's report still remained silent, and because of the sea breeze blowing all night, Captain Fang, who was as strong as a cow, suffered a migraine gorgeously.

The year-end awards for the little ones are still pending, and the widowed father, Captain Fang, has been sick for a long time without a dutiful son.

He was tossing and turning in bed, suffering from migraine, just like an old friend whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and he missed him very much when he came, and couldn't bear to leave.

"What are you talking about raising children to guard against old age? They are all white-eyed wolves. Why am I so miserable? The entrustment is really inhuman—hiss..."

Speaking of the latter, the headache invaded his nerves like a hammer, and he immediately lost the strength to sigh and grin his teeth in pain.

At this moment, the door was opened, and Chen Luo poked his head out like a thief, Qiqi Ai said: "Boss, are you still alive?"

What answered him was a snow-white pillow, right in front of the door, unavoidable.

Comrade Fang Qi, even in his illness, still maintained his good quality as the chief sentinel.

"Stinky boy, you still have the face to come back, my mother is dying of pain, why are you here after everyone is dead, mourning?"

Chen Luo was extremely wronged. What Fang Qi suffered from was a headache, not depression, and he could be cured just by beating him up.Besides, it wasn't that he didn't want to come to visit.

"The sound is like a bell, it seems that the pain is not very severe." A cool voice appeared at Fang Qi's door.

Fang Qi immediately stopped ghosting.

Lu Lanqiu came out from behind Chen Luo, looked at Fang Qi with a towel on his head, this person had a headache, not a fever, why lower his temperature?Play tricks.

Fang Qi glanced at Lu Lanqiu, then lay back guilty, covered the quilt up, and pretended to be dead.

"Yes, Boss, you haven't had a migraine for a long time, what is it that bothers you so much this time, that even the old headache has returned?"

Chen Luo huddled half of her body behind Lu Lanqiu, and did not forget to poke her head out for gossip exploration work, which can be called a model of business.

Naturally, Fang Qi didn't want to say clearly that the culprit of this disease was just watching a joke, so he could only stare at Chen Luo: "It's not the year-end report of you bastards, I'm going to be bald, so I only made three lines Come on, if you are really filial, go and write the [-] words for me, otherwise I will deduct your year-end bonus!"

As soon as Chen Luo heard that the report was linked to his year-end award, he immediately regained his spirits: "Then what, boss, you should tell me earlier, why not just a year-end report, I'll ask Ke Ke to find you a template online, you You can delete, delete, delete and delete at will, and you can use it if you make up some nonsense, why bother to write it yourself."

After finishing speaking, Chen Luo, who felt that he was extremely smart, held his head high and was about to accept Fang Qi's praise, but another pillow was thrown at him: "Is this how you usually treat me? I mean what did you write?" Dignified and graceful, Bingpin Tingting doesn't seem like a word to describe a big man? I even spent my old nose to look up the meaning of those in the dictionary. It's annoying to think about it. Get the fuck out of me immediately—— "

As soon as Chen Luo heard this, he wanted to go out with his tail between his legs, but was stopped by Fang Qi: "Come back!"

He had no choice but to walk back disheartenedly with his tail between his legs: "Boss, you order."

"Pick up the pillows." Fang Qi glared at Chen Luo and said, there were only two pillows in total, and they were all used as weapons.

Chen Luo had no choice but to walk back with the pillow in his arms. Fang Qi took the pillow back and said coldly, "Remember to find me a copy of the template you just mentioned."

Chen Luo nodded vigorously: "I swear to live up to the entrustment of the leader." He was short of a military salute.

Fang Qi nodded: "Okay, let's kneel down."

Without further ado, Chen Luo quickly backed out, feeling that he had regained his life on the line of life and death again.

Fang Qi had smoothed out his hair after some tossing just now, and looked back at Lu Lanqiu.

Lu Lanqiu kept a cold face and said nothing.

Fang Qi opened his mouth: "I said Teacher Lu, what are you—oh, what are you doing?"

Before he could finish his sentence, he was hit on the head by something unknown.

Fang Qi looked down and saw that it was a box of medicine.

"Ibuprofen also has antipyretic and analgesic effects when you have a headache, so save it." Lu Lanqiu finished speaking with a cold face, glared at him, turned around and prepared to leave.

"Hey, why are you going?" Fang Qi quickly grabbed him, "Talk to me."

He raised his head and glanced at Lu Lanqiu very wronged.

Lu Lanqiu snorted coldly, and stood with her elbows folded: "Okay, you tell me, I'll listen."

Fang Qi leaned Chen Luo's two pillows on the head of the bed, leaned half of his body on it, adjusted his posture, and then asked, "Why did you leave before?"

Lu Lanqiu glanced at him: "Leave if you want, why does Captain Fang even take care of this matter now?"

Fang Qi sighed and slowed down his voice: "Then why don't you look very happy?"

Lu Lanqiu said: "It hurts the spring and the autumn, there is no need to worry about small things." When he gets angry, he likes to jump out word by word, Fang Qi thinks this person is really interesting.

He sighed: "Before on the island——"

"I lost control myself. Captain Fang, you are kind enough to help, don't take it to heart." In a word, the relationship is clean, and Fang Qi also admires him.

"Then my spiritual counseling—"

"Ke Ke is a good girl, and after what happened this time, she will never have second thoughts about you, so she can reuse you." Well, Teacher Lu is a ruthless person to use a little girl as a shield.

Fang Qi had no choice but to say helplessly, "Teacher Lu, what exactly do you want?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Fang Qi felt that something was wrong, how could he be like a husband dealing with a vexatious wife.

Usually, in this case, the following dialogue will become:

"I don't want to do anything, it's what you want."

"What can I do? Even if something happens to me, what else can you do?"

"It seems that you really want to do what you want, okay, you can do whatever you like, I don't care!"

……

A typical eight o'clock series.

Lu Lanqiu was obviously aware of his gaffe, so he could only say, "It's nothing, just leave it alone. Just take care of yourself. You have migraines at a young age. It depends on what you will do in the future."

Fang Qi also laughed: "Evil people live for thousands of years, but I am a big villain, don't worry, Mr. Lu."

Lu Lanqiu glanced at Fang Qi, wondering if it was because of the long-term licking of blood at the edge of the knife, Fang Qi actually didn't take life that seriously, which gave him courage that ordinary people could not match, but it also made him fall into a deep trap. An incalculable danger for ordinary people.

He has reservations about this kind of bravery.

Lu Lanqiu sighed deeply, come on, they are all people who have stepped into the gate of hell with one foot, and it doesn't matter whether he has thousands of sails or thousands of sails, and flowers or flowers.

But it's all just in time.

Fang Qi still had one hand hanging from Lu Lanqiu, watching the man nervously without saying a word.

Lu Lanqiu turned around and said, "Captain Fang, since there is someone in your heart, let's make it clear. I am a guide, and I am destined to combine with the sentinel, but it doesn't have to be you. I can give you spiritual counseling, and even help you if necessary." It’s a superficial combination, but for things like the final combination, please ask Gao Ming, you don’t say anything to me about desire or desire, I won’t respond. I said it clearly enough ?"

Fang Qi was stunned.

Lu Lanqiu spoke very clearly and straightforwardly.He doesn't accept that his sentinel has someone in his heart, but he can provide spiritual counseling to Fang Qi out of morality.

However, there are no other possibilities.

He felt his head hurt even more, and he hit the ground, as if he had changed from a forty small hammer to an eighty sledgehammer, which made his brain ache.

Lu Lanqiu lowered her head and glanced at Fang Qi. Seeing that this person was still in a dazed state, she felt that her words might be a bit harsh, but it was all the truth and she couldn't back down.

He glanced at Fang Qi with some reluctance. To be honest, he is really a very good person. Regardless of whether he is a sentinel or not, he must be a very good person. No matter who is with him, he will not be treated badly.

It's a pity that there is no way, this person already has a tree full of flowers in his heart, and everyone else is dead grass.

But why should he be reduced to dry grass?

"Don't think about it, get well and get well. If there is anything, let Xiaohu or Chen Luo come to me." Lu Lanqiu finished speaking bluntly, turned her head and left.

He couldn't stay for long, he was afraid of seeing Fang Qi's disappointed expression like an abandoned dog, he was afraid that he would soften his heart.

However, he can't make some concessions, and if he does, he is trying to respond to himself.

He closed the door gently, not caring about the expression on Fang Qi's face.

Fang Qi's migraines lasted for two days, and after Lu Lanqiu crackled a bunch of unfeeling words, his migraines reached their peak, and Fang Qi almost stayed up all night.

I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse, but the brave and invincible Captain Fang, relying on a box of ibuprofen and a pack of cigarettes while unable to sleep, completed the [-]D report required by Eleanor in one night.

Of course, I also have to thank Chen Luotuo for the large number of templates screened on the Internet.

In any case, Captain Fang's good quality of turning grief into strength is still very commendable.

Naturally, there is no need to mention that the eighty hammers directly escalated into a chainsaw panic attack the next morning. Lu Lanqiu had no choice but to give him half an analgesic.He waited in fear for a long time, making sure that someone did not have any adverse reactions, and only dared to leave after he fell asleep completely.

The sentinel's nerves are precious, but he can't be disabled with a single injection.

In short, when the boat sailed into the tower, Fang Qi was already in good spirits, holding the prepared [-]D report and a box of spoils in his hand, surrounded by Yang Chenguang and the black and white girls, he boldly landed on the shore.

Fang Qi greeted Eleanor too much, but didn't notice the group of people following Eleanor.

So when Lu Lanqiu held hands with a tall and refined young man, he didn't even react.

It was Eleanor who introduced it in a timely manner: "This is Gu Kai, the lover of Professor Jude, a member of the expert team, and is in charge of his assistant work."

Fang Qi stretched out his hand, it was a tall and refined young man with the same bookish air as Lu Lanqiu.

It's a pity that Fang Qi always felt that this person had a bit of a gentle scum temperament.

The man named Gu Kai introduced himself very politely: "Hi Captain Fang, I'm Gu Kai, a member of the expert team this time, and a senior at Lanqiu University."

After all, he smiled at Lu Lanqiu, the standard eight teeth were very sunny.

Fang Qi kept his official smile and shook hands in a friendly way, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows: Lanqiu?Senior?interesting.