his tongue-in-cheek guide
Chapter 41 Chapter 41
Fang Qi didn't speak, and the cat crawled into the grass.
Lu Lanqiu thought for a while, but still followed Fang Qi.
Just kidding, in such a deserted island in the dark night, if some ferocious beast pops up, he still has a low fever, so it's better not to risk his life.
The area of this deserted island is not big, and Fang Qi had already surveyed it before coming, and there were no residents at all.
But a human voice could be heard faintly from deep in the grass.
Where did people come from on this deserted island at this time?
Doubt slipped through Fang Qi's heart, and his steps quickened.
The first thing I heard in the dark was a human voice, low and nasal, Fang Qi thought it was familiar, it should be a voice I heard recently.It's just that the person seemed to be vague, there were only a few monosyllabic words, and there was not much information.
Fang Qi waited in the grass for a while.
The man said again, "Morris..."
Fang Qi suddenly remembered that the voice belonged to Yang Chenguang!He didn't die, and came to this island with Morris.
It seems that Morris woke up in time when the explosion happened and swam here with Yang Chenguang.
He was overjoyed, and was about to go to join the two when he heard some ambiguous voice.
The sound of heavy breathing, the sound of sticky water, and the sound of rapid moans.
In the rustling grass, there seemed to be two overlapping figures. Fang Qi had excellent eyesight, and recognized the one below was Yang Chenguang at a glance.
They are making|love.
Fang Qi suddenly had a strange expression on his face.
He knew that Morris had always liked Yang Chenguang, but Yang Chenguang kept using friendship as a shield, which made Morris miserable.
Now that they narrowly escaped death, these two people may have communicated with each other, and they would be on fire in an instant. Yang Chenguang looked like a gentle person, but he was so open-minded.
It's just that Morris has been in drought for so long, and Yang Chenguang is a sick child who is about to die. Wouldn't something happen if he came here at this time?
Kind of embarrassing.
Fang Qi never expected that so many moths could emerge in one night on such a small island.He thinks the island can be officially named Lovers Island in the future.
He didn't continue to approach, but tiptoed back.
If you have any questions, let's talk about it later, it's better to go back to Lu Lanqiu now, and the two of them have a good discussion about what to do.
Halfway there, he ran into Lu Lanqiu who was chasing him. He didn't light a torch, but a little moonlight fell into Lu Lanqiu's eyes, like crystals.
Fang Qi squeezed Lu Lanqiu's hand, motioning him to retreat slowly, and the two quietly returned to the beach before.
"What did you see? You didn't speak all the way." Lu Lanqiu couldn't wait to ask him as soon as he came back.
Fang Qi threw a few branches into the fire and said, "Morris and Yang Chenguang."
When Lu Lanqiu heard this, she was puzzled and said, "Then why don't you go directly to find them, I still have a lot of things I want to ask Yang Chenguang."
After finishing speaking, I have to stand up and go back to the forest just now.
Lu Lanqiu quickly grabbed him.
"Don't worry, go later."
"Why?" Lu Lanqiu glanced at Fang Qi's hand, and the other party quickly let go, and returned to the fire.
"They're very busy right now."
"What are you busy with?"
Fang Qi thought about it, and considered how to use a subtle explanation to make Lu Lanqiu understand.
As a result, as soon as he opened his mouth, Lu Lanqiu immediately showed an expression of enlightenment, and at the same time, his expression became very strange.
Fang Qi was stunned, and immediately cursed: "Damn! I told you that you are not allowed to conduct spiritual exploration on me."
Lu Lanqiu spread her hands: "I don't want the sequelae of superficial union."
Fang Qi was still dissatisfied: "Even the combined Sentinels and Guides will have their own spiritual space. Don't make excuses for me. You fucking violate human rights!"
Lu Lanqiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Stop pretending, who knows if you've ever thought about my spiritual realm."
Fang Qi was speechless for a moment, he was thinking more than just the other party's mental realm.
The two sat in front of the fire for a while, Lu Lanqiu stared at the flames in a daze, and suddenly asked, "Will all the unbonded sentries become like Morris in the end?
Fang Qi also stared at the fire, and replied lightly: "The top sentry is very capable, and the burden will be relatively heavy. People like Morris who can't guide themselves at all can survive until now with willpower. It's the limit."
"Will you do the same in the future?" Lu Lanqiu suddenly raised his head, looking at Fang Qi with piercing eyes.
Fang Qi replied casually: "Probably, but I'm a little better than Morris. My own mental strength is not bad, and some superficial mental attacks are useless to me."
Lu Lanqiu laughed, "It means that idiots don't catch colds?"
Fang Qi shrugged: "You can understand it this way. When I was in my early twenties, the measuring instrument could no longer evaluate my level. I am the sentinel with the highest rate of mission completion in the tower, so although Eleanor doesn't like me, she doesn't like me." How dare you offend me."
Lu Lanqiu's voice also became a little light: "So, once you completely fall into mania, you will lose everything you own?"
Fang Qi thought for a while: "That's right."
"That's why you desperately want to find a guide?" Lu Lanqiu's eyes instantly became sharper, "Wouldn't it be better for someone with a high rating like me to come along?"
Fang Qi was taken aback, Lu Lanqiu's conclusion seemed to be very reasonable, but it definitely deviated from the truth by at least a hundred galaxies.
——Who on earth did I owe it to me to be so dry?
Just as he was about to open his mouth to explain, he saw Lu Lanqiu standing up with a gloomy face, picking up the dried clothes beside him and putting them on himself:
"Forget it, I don't want to hear it."
"Hey Lu——" A piece of clothing was thrown on his face, and he tore it off to see that it was his own coat that had been dried.
"Shut up, you, be careful I let Hai Dongqing scratch you!"
"No, Teacher Lu—"
"I told you to shut up, I want to sleep, okay?"
"Mr. Lu, I want to say—"
"It's none of my business what you want to say, I'm sleepy."
Fang Qi couldn't bear it anymore, he pulled Lu Lanqiu's slender arm, put his palm on his shoulder, and turned him to face the sea:
"I want to say, look there, are there lights and fishing boats?"
Lu Lanqiu didn't speak anymore, because there were lights at the end of the sea, and a familiar voice came from the silent sea:
"Boss—Teacher Lu—are you still alive?"
The veins on Fang Qi's forehead twitched, and he planned that no matter who came, he would have to be locked up in a small dark room for three days just to say this.
As the fishing boat sailed, the voice became clearer: "Oh, the sea wind is whistling this night. Hurry up and find the people and evacuate them. The snot bubbles are freezing out for me. I must apply for paid leave this time. .”
The two of them took a closer look, and who was the shouting young man at the bow, if not Chen Luo?
Fang Qi looked up at the sky, the trace of the last quarter moon had become very faint, and the morning star had risen.
He didn't know what time it was, but he didn't know how many "half hours" had passed since Chen Luo promised to make a promise.
So he had every reason to give Chen Luo a hammer of love when he landed on the shore.
"Oh, boss, why are you beating me? I worked so hard, worked so hard, and came out to rescue you at night with the cold wind blowing. Not only did you not appreciate it, but you also did it to such a weak and helpless me. Do you have any conscience at all?" ?”
Fang Qi held Chen Luo's ear and said in a cold voice: "Speak, continue. Let me see if you still have four words to say. Who swore to me and beat my chest for half an hour? You have to watch you Boss, I will be satisfied if I die in a sea of flames, right?"
Chen Luo quickly covered her ears to avoid Fang Qi mentioning her as a monster with long ears: "No, boss, you have to take into account the objective reality. Recently, because of the zombie incident, several countries have implemented fishing bans and sea restrictions. Ling, especially since there is Gray Gull Island in this sea area, it is not easy for me to take the risk to get this fishing boat."
By the looks of it, I feel aggrieved.
Fang Qiyou was dissatisfied: "It's almost dawn, and the number of boats taming the sea will only increase at dawn. Can you use your brain?"
Chen Luo pursed his mouth: "I did come out as soon as I got in touch with you, but when I walked halfway and saw that Gray Gull Island had turned into a sea of flames, I was worried that you were drifting nearby, and I was worried that you had already landed. And I've been looking for it for a while."
Fang Qi sighed: "That's kind of like talking."
At this moment, two people came out from the grass not far away, it was Yang Chenguang and Morris. The blood red in Morris's eyes had disappeared a lot, and there was even a bit of refreshed gluttonous feet.
When Chen Luo saw the two people, he immediately beamed with joy, and leaned over to say hello: "Hey, Professor Yang, it seems that the boss has completed the task beautifully this time."
Yang Chenguang half leaned on Morris, nodded politely at Chen Luo, and said to Fang Qi: "Captain Fang, this is..."
Fang Qi said lightly: "My team member, Chen Luo, Sentinel."
Chen Luo greeted Yang Chenguang vigorously, and then jumped to Morris' side: "Why does this look familiar..." He thought for a long time outside: "Ah, are you Morris the Assassin?"
Morris heard that the red light in his eyes ignited again, probably the aftereffect of struggling from the mental well, Yang Chenguang hurriedly helped him, and answered for him: "It's him, but now, he is just a person who has fallen into a trap. Just a manic Sentinel."
I don't know if the two of them put on the wrong clothes in a panic just now. With this movement, half of his shoulders were exposed from the slightly larger neckline, and there were bruises all over it.
Chen Luo was taken aback when he saw this, Yang Chenguang looked down, his pale face was immediately stained with a blush, and he quietly pulled up the neckline.
Lu Lanqiu looked at Yang Chenguang, with a dead face on his face, and said, "Professor Yang, there is something I forgot to ask you all the time."
The smile on Yang Chenguang's face stagnated: "What's the matter?"
Lu Lanqiu thought for a while, but still followed Fang Qi.
Just kidding, in such a deserted island in the dark night, if some ferocious beast pops up, he still has a low fever, so it's better not to risk his life.
The area of this deserted island is not big, and Fang Qi had already surveyed it before coming, and there were no residents at all.
But a human voice could be heard faintly from deep in the grass.
Where did people come from on this deserted island at this time?
Doubt slipped through Fang Qi's heart, and his steps quickened.
The first thing I heard in the dark was a human voice, low and nasal, Fang Qi thought it was familiar, it should be a voice I heard recently.It's just that the person seemed to be vague, there were only a few monosyllabic words, and there was not much information.
Fang Qi waited in the grass for a while.
The man said again, "Morris..."
Fang Qi suddenly remembered that the voice belonged to Yang Chenguang!He didn't die, and came to this island with Morris.
It seems that Morris woke up in time when the explosion happened and swam here with Yang Chenguang.
He was overjoyed, and was about to go to join the two when he heard some ambiguous voice.
The sound of heavy breathing, the sound of sticky water, and the sound of rapid moans.
In the rustling grass, there seemed to be two overlapping figures. Fang Qi had excellent eyesight, and recognized the one below was Yang Chenguang at a glance.
They are making|love.
Fang Qi suddenly had a strange expression on his face.
He knew that Morris had always liked Yang Chenguang, but Yang Chenguang kept using friendship as a shield, which made Morris miserable.
Now that they narrowly escaped death, these two people may have communicated with each other, and they would be on fire in an instant. Yang Chenguang looked like a gentle person, but he was so open-minded.
It's just that Morris has been in drought for so long, and Yang Chenguang is a sick child who is about to die. Wouldn't something happen if he came here at this time?
Kind of embarrassing.
Fang Qi never expected that so many moths could emerge in one night on such a small island.He thinks the island can be officially named Lovers Island in the future.
He didn't continue to approach, but tiptoed back.
If you have any questions, let's talk about it later, it's better to go back to Lu Lanqiu now, and the two of them have a good discussion about what to do.
Halfway there, he ran into Lu Lanqiu who was chasing him. He didn't light a torch, but a little moonlight fell into Lu Lanqiu's eyes, like crystals.
Fang Qi squeezed Lu Lanqiu's hand, motioning him to retreat slowly, and the two quietly returned to the beach before.
"What did you see? You didn't speak all the way." Lu Lanqiu couldn't wait to ask him as soon as he came back.
Fang Qi threw a few branches into the fire and said, "Morris and Yang Chenguang."
When Lu Lanqiu heard this, she was puzzled and said, "Then why don't you go directly to find them, I still have a lot of things I want to ask Yang Chenguang."
After finishing speaking, I have to stand up and go back to the forest just now.
Lu Lanqiu quickly grabbed him.
"Don't worry, go later."
"Why?" Lu Lanqiu glanced at Fang Qi's hand, and the other party quickly let go, and returned to the fire.
"They're very busy right now."
"What are you busy with?"
Fang Qi thought about it, and considered how to use a subtle explanation to make Lu Lanqiu understand.
As a result, as soon as he opened his mouth, Lu Lanqiu immediately showed an expression of enlightenment, and at the same time, his expression became very strange.
Fang Qi was stunned, and immediately cursed: "Damn! I told you that you are not allowed to conduct spiritual exploration on me."
Lu Lanqiu spread her hands: "I don't want the sequelae of superficial union."
Fang Qi was still dissatisfied: "Even the combined Sentinels and Guides will have their own spiritual space. Don't make excuses for me. You fucking violate human rights!"
Lu Lanqiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Stop pretending, who knows if you've ever thought about my spiritual realm."
Fang Qi was speechless for a moment, he was thinking more than just the other party's mental realm.
The two sat in front of the fire for a while, Lu Lanqiu stared at the flames in a daze, and suddenly asked, "Will all the unbonded sentries become like Morris in the end?
Fang Qi also stared at the fire, and replied lightly: "The top sentry is very capable, and the burden will be relatively heavy. People like Morris who can't guide themselves at all can survive until now with willpower. It's the limit."
"Will you do the same in the future?" Lu Lanqiu suddenly raised his head, looking at Fang Qi with piercing eyes.
Fang Qi replied casually: "Probably, but I'm a little better than Morris. My own mental strength is not bad, and some superficial mental attacks are useless to me."
Lu Lanqiu laughed, "It means that idiots don't catch colds?"
Fang Qi shrugged: "You can understand it this way. When I was in my early twenties, the measuring instrument could no longer evaluate my level. I am the sentinel with the highest rate of mission completion in the tower, so although Eleanor doesn't like me, she doesn't like me." How dare you offend me."
Lu Lanqiu's voice also became a little light: "So, once you completely fall into mania, you will lose everything you own?"
Fang Qi thought for a while: "That's right."
"That's why you desperately want to find a guide?" Lu Lanqiu's eyes instantly became sharper, "Wouldn't it be better for someone with a high rating like me to come along?"
Fang Qi was taken aback, Lu Lanqiu's conclusion seemed to be very reasonable, but it definitely deviated from the truth by at least a hundred galaxies.
——Who on earth did I owe it to me to be so dry?
Just as he was about to open his mouth to explain, he saw Lu Lanqiu standing up with a gloomy face, picking up the dried clothes beside him and putting them on himself:
"Forget it, I don't want to hear it."
"Hey Lu——" A piece of clothing was thrown on his face, and he tore it off to see that it was his own coat that had been dried.
"Shut up, you, be careful I let Hai Dongqing scratch you!"
"No, Teacher Lu—"
"I told you to shut up, I want to sleep, okay?"
"Mr. Lu, I want to say—"
"It's none of my business what you want to say, I'm sleepy."
Fang Qi couldn't bear it anymore, he pulled Lu Lanqiu's slender arm, put his palm on his shoulder, and turned him to face the sea:
"I want to say, look there, are there lights and fishing boats?"
Lu Lanqiu didn't speak anymore, because there were lights at the end of the sea, and a familiar voice came from the silent sea:
"Boss—Teacher Lu—are you still alive?"
The veins on Fang Qi's forehead twitched, and he planned that no matter who came, he would have to be locked up in a small dark room for three days just to say this.
As the fishing boat sailed, the voice became clearer: "Oh, the sea wind is whistling this night. Hurry up and find the people and evacuate them. The snot bubbles are freezing out for me. I must apply for paid leave this time. .”
The two of them took a closer look, and who was the shouting young man at the bow, if not Chen Luo?
Fang Qi looked up at the sky, the trace of the last quarter moon had become very faint, and the morning star had risen.
He didn't know what time it was, but he didn't know how many "half hours" had passed since Chen Luo promised to make a promise.
So he had every reason to give Chen Luo a hammer of love when he landed on the shore.
"Oh, boss, why are you beating me? I worked so hard, worked so hard, and came out to rescue you at night with the cold wind blowing. Not only did you not appreciate it, but you also did it to such a weak and helpless me. Do you have any conscience at all?" ?”
Fang Qi held Chen Luo's ear and said in a cold voice: "Speak, continue. Let me see if you still have four words to say. Who swore to me and beat my chest for half an hour? You have to watch you Boss, I will be satisfied if I die in a sea of flames, right?"
Chen Luo quickly covered her ears to avoid Fang Qi mentioning her as a monster with long ears: "No, boss, you have to take into account the objective reality. Recently, because of the zombie incident, several countries have implemented fishing bans and sea restrictions. Ling, especially since there is Gray Gull Island in this sea area, it is not easy for me to take the risk to get this fishing boat."
By the looks of it, I feel aggrieved.
Fang Qiyou was dissatisfied: "It's almost dawn, and the number of boats taming the sea will only increase at dawn. Can you use your brain?"
Chen Luo pursed his mouth: "I did come out as soon as I got in touch with you, but when I walked halfway and saw that Gray Gull Island had turned into a sea of flames, I was worried that you were drifting nearby, and I was worried that you had already landed. And I've been looking for it for a while."
Fang Qi sighed: "That's kind of like talking."
At this moment, two people came out from the grass not far away, it was Yang Chenguang and Morris. The blood red in Morris's eyes had disappeared a lot, and there was even a bit of refreshed gluttonous feet.
When Chen Luo saw the two people, he immediately beamed with joy, and leaned over to say hello: "Hey, Professor Yang, it seems that the boss has completed the task beautifully this time."
Yang Chenguang half leaned on Morris, nodded politely at Chen Luo, and said to Fang Qi: "Captain Fang, this is..."
Fang Qi said lightly: "My team member, Chen Luo, Sentinel."
Chen Luo greeted Yang Chenguang vigorously, and then jumped to Morris' side: "Why does this look familiar..." He thought for a long time outside: "Ah, are you Morris the Assassin?"
Morris heard that the red light in his eyes ignited again, probably the aftereffect of struggling from the mental well, Yang Chenguang hurriedly helped him, and answered for him: "It's him, but now, he is just a person who has fallen into a trap. Just a manic Sentinel."
I don't know if the two of them put on the wrong clothes in a panic just now. With this movement, half of his shoulders were exposed from the slightly larger neckline, and there were bruises all over it.
Chen Luo was taken aback when he saw this, Yang Chenguang looked down, his pale face was immediately stained with a blush, and he quietly pulled up the neckline.
Lu Lanqiu looked at Yang Chenguang, with a dead face on his face, and said, "Professor Yang, there is something I forgot to ask you all the time."
The smile on Yang Chenguang's face stagnated: "What's the matter?"
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