his tongue-in-cheek guide

In the dark bay, the searchlights are like the eyes of a lone wolf in the dark night, looking for lone prey on the foggy sea.

The cold wind from the Arctic Ocean is blowing over Gray Gull Island. The coming of Christmas has not brought any warm atmosphere to this place known as the "Island of Crime".

In the warden's lounge, two tall white men were leaning against the stove to keep warm, and the bottle of vodka in their hand had already gone halfway.

"I heard that the ship transporting supplies has docked today?" Fred is the guard of Gray Gull Island. He is a man from E country in his early years. He made some mistakes in his position at the beginning, and after going around many ways, he finally transferred his position. To Gray Gull Island.

The other person laughed when he heard about it: "Well, they only stayed for an hour, and they brought us Christmas supplies. They stayed for an hour, and then left at the o'clock, as if someone was chasing them. "

This is a stubble-faced big man with a finger missing on his right hand. It is said that he gambled in the game when he was young, and he was slaughtered after fighting with criminals. He himself was demoted to such a place because of this incident. The guard, because of his background, few people on the island would dare to blush with him casually, they just like to call him "Missing Finger Lausanne".

"This is a place where the birds don't shit. I haven't seen strangers a few times a year. It's like we have bacteria on our bodies. Outsiders will hide when they see it." Fred took a sip of vodka, which has a high alcohol content. It has a light taste and is very suitable for heating on such a winter night.

"These days, people outside are not complacent anymore. I heard that because of 'that thing', several detention centers around country C have submitted applications to us." Luosang smiled mysteriously at him, and the bearded It looked like a broom on fire under the firelight.

"Don't dare to talk nonsense about this matter. Our boss just gave Boss Elmer a lesson because of this matter. Just shut up and enjoy your red wine."

The two stopped for a while and began to chat about some gossip.

"I heard that the tower sent us a newcomer today?" The vodka started to pick up, and Fred felt a little giddy again.

"Well, it's a sentinel who is said to have committed a serial murder case." Probably because the topic was not very sensitive, Luosang opened up the conversation again: "It is said that he was caught with three chains tied up, and the look in his eyes is just that. Vicious and vicious people, like wolves, scare people to death."

"Hey, it's strange that you are so rare. There are really no shortage of truly vicious people on this island."

Fred took another sip of wine, and smiled at Lausanne mysteriously.

Luosang became a little interested: "How do you say?"

"You know the one in Prison 001..."

"I said why I can't see you two, so I'm here to be lazy and eat wine!" A scolding sound exploded in the small room like thunder.

The two looked back, and it turned out to be Andrew, the deputy director of the prison on the first floor. This is a tall and thin young man with slightly high cheekbones and sunken cheeks. Violence can be faintly seen in the red eyes.

"Andrew, today is Christmas Eve. Don't we think that the supplies have just been distributed and we should find a place to rest?"

"Pa—" A long whip slammed on Fred's drunken face, leaving a bloodstain immediately, and his brain, which was confused by alcohol, suddenly regained three points of sobriety.

Seeing this posture, Luosang on the side quickly shut up and stopped talking.

"The two newcomers who came here today were specially greeted by the tower. If you don't go to patrol well, just let me be lazy here, and be careful that I will sue Miranda." He showed a bit of excitement, and the violence in his eyes became more intense.

"Or do you still want to take two more whips?"

These two have always been used to bullying the weak and fearing the strong. Looking at the other's shiny black whip, there are faintly black and red old bloodstains on it.It should have been accumulated over the years to have such a bright black color, and I don't know how many dead souls there are under this whip.

Fred quickly retrieved his hat and put it on his head, his body was shaking like chaff: "Then what, we know we are wrong, Andrew, please don't complain to Chief Miranda, I, I dare not again .”

Andrew glanced at the tall man with a waste-like face, disdain flashed in his eyes, he sneered, and put away the whip in his hand.

"If you know it, go to work quickly. Tomorrow is Christmas. Maybe those pigs will make some noise again. If you want me to say, just kill a few restless people on weekdays. These people know that it is God to be alive." Your gift." After he finished speaking, he stepped on his high-top boots and walked away majestically.

Seeing Andrew walking away, the two breathed a sigh of relief: "How did you meet this King of Hades?"

Fred touched the welts on his face, and at the moment it was in severe pain: "He is a sentry, and it is said that he has a high rating. He was sent here because he committed some crimes in the team. Miranda also likes these young men. Man... hey, it's only our fault that we hit the muzzle of the gun ourselves."

Luosang wrapped his coat tightly and looked at the dark sky outside the iron fence: "Tell me, will the things outside really affect our place?"

Fred packed his things and glanced at the other party: "Who knows, it's serious to do our own thing well."

The two closed the door and started to walk out. Halfway there, Lausanne seemed to have remembered something, and turned to Fred and said:

—— "However, did two newcomers come today?"

At the same time, in an unremarkable prison on the first floor of Gray Gull Prison, which is the floor where the lightest criminals are detained, the protagonist in the conversation between the two is unaware that he is being discussed at the moment.

It was already the dead of night, and the routine in the prison was very strict. The lights were turned off at ten o'clock every night.

Lu Lanqiu knocked on the wall to estimate the thickness: "Luocheng Prison is divided into three floors. What we are staying in now is the light punishment prison with the lightest punishment, and the third floor where Yang Chenguang is imprisoned is the capital punishment prison. Coco Only part of the information can be called up, and we need to figure out the rest by ourselves."

Fang Qi nodded: "What's more troublesome is that information is blocked in the prison, and only the warden's office and the guard's room have signals."

Lu Lanqiu continued: "There are two people in the cell, and the two next door are serial murderers and QJ criminals. It is said that they are involved in transnational crimes, so they were taken to Los Angeles Prison." Lu Lanqiu looked at the subcutaneous plant The imported chip, said lightly.

"Well, Keke has already investigated these two people, and there is no problem." Fang Qi also glanced at the information that Keke had previously investigated.

As soon as the words were finished, Fang Qi hit Fang Qi with an old punch. Fang Qi took it without raising his head, frowned, and looked at Lu Lanqiu in front of him: "Teacher Lu, what's wrong with you? period?"

Seeing another punch from the other party, Fang Qi simply clasped the other party's wrists directly to the wall, stuck them against the other party, and said with a smile, "Don't, let's have something to talk about."

Lu Lanqiu threw both punches to nothing, already very depressed in her heart, she just gave the other party a hard look: "What kind of idea are you thinking, pretending to be a prisoner? What, you still want to stage Shawshank's redemption? Or Prison escape?" Lu Lanqiu looked at the prison uniform on her body, and the anger in her heart couldn't stop pouring out.

Fang Qi hooked his lips, thinking that the other party's appearance of being angry and hygienic was very interesting, and he explained patiently: "Ke Ke has already checked for us, this Los Angeles Prison It can be called an impregnable wall, and it is not easy to break through. Besides, because of the zombies, this place has been watched by the outside, and the tower dare not take people away blatantly."

Lu Lanqiu's face was dark: "Then there should be other ways, such as pretending to be an insider of the prison or something."

Fang Qi smiled even more treacherously: "Xiaohu and Chen Luo have already occupied this quota. By the way, Jiang He has already landed on the island today as a supply, and Ke Ke, as always, is in charge of remote technical support."

He paused, and smiled more happily: "Besides, apart from Ke Ke and Jiang He, the allocation of the other four people is determined by lottery. Teacher Lu, what are you dissatisfied with?"

——Of course, the black box operation must not be known.

Mentioning this matter, Lu Lanqiu became even more angry. For some reason, she had already quietly processed the lottery with her mind, but she didn't know why it still ended like this in the end.

He glanced at the sentinel with the fox's tail exposed in the darkness, sighed, and was about to withdraw his hand, but saw that the sentinel was still clasping his wrists, and glared at him: "You still don't let go?"

The other party was silent and majestic like a distant mountain in the darkness.

Seeing the flicker of the inspection flashlight, Fang Qi not only did not let go of him, but even leaned on him, his tall and thick body pressed against him, and the two hugged each other, looking very intimate.

Lu Lanqiu also saw the inspector's light, and immediately didn't dare to move, paying close attention to the inspector's footsteps, and at the same time quietly gave the inspector a mental hint of "hurry up and go".

Sure enough, the sound of stepping on high-top shoes came to the door, the electric shock baton knocked on the railing, and a yell sounded: "Okay, it's only the first day, restrain yourself!"

Because Los Angeles Prison is a men's prison, there is only one visit a year, and these prisoners who have been deprived of freedom all their lives can only vent their desire/fire that has no place to rest in the same room.

There are often several bloody incidents every year because of this kind of thing.The inspectors here are obviously very familiar with these dirty things in the prison.

Probably because Lu Lanqiu's hint worked, the inspection didn't go into details, and walked away again.

When the inspection was far away, Lu Lanqiu pushed Fang Qi away, like a rabbit whose tail was stepped on: "Don't say anything! Go to sleep!"

Fang Qi shrugged: "I didn't provoke this matter."

I saw that Lu Lanqiu on the other side had calmed down, and continued the topic just now: "Then how do we take away the target?"

Fang Qi pulled the edge of the bed with one hand and rolled onto the bed: "I don't know. But first, we must get in touch with each other."

Lu Lanqiu also climbed onto the bed, muttering in her heart, "Are the first and third floors so accessible?"

Fang Qi lay comfortably on the narrow bed: "Come on, Teacher Lu, let's take a good rest and wait for Christmas tomorrow."

The author has something to say: Mr. Lu: From slapping someone to beating someone, all you need is a word from someone.

Team Fang: Today, we are still on the verge of kneeling durian.