his tongue-in-cheek guide

I followed behind my uncle, holding my hand in his, with a stinky expression on my face and no joy in my heart.

My little yellow died last week.

Xiao Huang is a cat, an ordinary civet cat, with smooth yellow and black fur, vigilant yellow eyes like amber, very beautiful when catching crickets in the sun, like a little leopard.

It is very good, when feeding it small fish, it will stick out its pink tongue and lick my palm. When it is cold, it will curl up and nest beside me, pretending that it is a hot water bottle, and rubbing its tail vigorously when it is hungry. I squinted my eyes and shouted meow, meow.

I have liked cats since I was a child, but unfortunately I have no affinity with cats. I have tried all kinds of cats, and several of them either ran away or died.

Only Xiao Huang, although he is a worthless civet cat, has been raised by me for seven or eight years and is still alive and kicking. The more I raise him, the more caring he becomes.

But last month, I ate something and died in the back garden. Because of this, I cried for a whole week and drove away all the Filipino maids at home.

Our Yagyu family is a famous family, a family of sentinels and guides for generations, and a family that has left its name in the history of warfare throughout the world.

It's a pity that my uncle from the previous generation didn't live up to his expectations. He was on the wrong team politically, and many people died as a result of his involvement.But a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. We can't be wealthy, but we can be rich.

I awakened to become a guide in my early ten years and was sent to the tower for training. In this world, guides are as precious as gold mines. I grew up surrounded by stars, and I am still a favorite in the tower.

But those sentinels are a bunch of idiots with muscles in their heads, and I don't like any of them.

My cat died last week, and a young sentinel sent me a letter saying don't be sad and eat more meat?

Eat a ghost's meat, don't you know that my rhubarb is just eaten to death?

My uncle who is far away in Los Angeles, who does not know what kind of official there is, heard that my birthday is coming soon, so he thought about giving me a present.

I was bored in the tower, so I handed over a note, sneaked out to play, and took a look at what this gift was.

I carried a small schoolbag on my own, took a plane for more than ten hours, and came to Los Angeles to see him. He was also very happy and showed me my birthday present.

It never occurred to me that my birthday present would be a person.

It is a little girl who looks thirteen or fourteen years old, but it is said that she is already 15 years old, and she looks thin and small because of malnutrition.Uncle said, this is a sentinel, because he has killed [-] people, and he will go to the execution ground in three days, but if I like, he can stay for me.

I quietly stood outside the iron fence and watched her, with honey-colored skin, amber eyes, the corners of which were slightly raised upwards, very much like my dead rhubarb.

The little girl shrank in the corner of the prison, looking at me with vigilant eyes. I looked carefully and found that there was actually a leopard cat hiding behind her. That leopard cat was much more courageous than her. It not only showed its teeth to me, but also He raised his tail, as if he was going to rush up to fight immediately.

I knew this little girl must not be as scared as she appeared on the surface.

My little snow fox actually jumped out and rushed towards the leopard cat. I thought it was going to find someone to fight.

In the end, I didn't expect that the two little beasts hit it off very well. Not only did they not fight, but they also played a game of chasing each other very friendly.

When I saw it, I thought it was wonderful.I want to have a cat, I still want a cat, a cat that belongs to me.

I have been raised as a lady since I was a child, and I always like to put on the airs of a lady outside. I stretched out my hand to the wild cat in the cage. I tried to be gentle, like coaxing a cat, and I said: "Hello, would you like to be my sentinel?"

The little wild cat froze for a moment, and then stretched out its paws stupidly.When I saw it, it was still soft, but unfortunately there was no meat pad.

I finally have cats again, I think.

With the cat, I originally wanted to marry directly, but my uncle would not agree with anything, saying that it was too dangerous, not cost-effective, and so on. With the appearance of a lady of every family, who wouldn't be coaxed around by me.

So I went to my father and cried for a while, using all I had learned in my life, and finally let my father relax. He said, let’s raise it for a while, if you really like it, it’s not too late to get married.

As I said before, I like to pretend to be a lady on the outside, speak softly, and always greet each other with a smile. In fact, it’s all fake. I’m a bully at home, arrogant and domineering, and I like to lose my hair when things go wrong. temper.When I lose my temper, my relatives don't recognize me, even my own mother dare not touch me at this time.

But my cat is different. She was ignorant at first, thinking that I was very kind to her, and she would smile innocently when I gave her a little dress.But once I lose my temper, she doesn't know how to hide, she just stands there stupidly, at a loss.

I lost my temper and liked to throw things around, until one time I threw a red coral and hit her on the head, and the blood flowed like a column. When I saw the blood, I immediately calmed down.

She was still laughing and asked me if my hands were tired.A pair of yellow eyes looked up pitifully.

I suddenly became discouraged, and felt that throwing things when losing my temper is really not a good habit.

I started to teach her to read and write. She learns things very quickly and has a strong ability to remember things instantly.But what she likes the most is gymnastics class.

She likes to wear shirts, vests and shorts, and she looks so cool on a horse in this outfit.This is probably a common problem of sentries, but it is very strange. Other sentries look like this, and I feel stupid, stupid, dirty and smelly.But when my cat does these things, I just find it cute.

My favorite thing is to read to her, she dozed off in a daze at this time, very much like the way Xiao Huang dozed off in the winter sun before.

"'...to you, I'm just a fox, like a thousand foxes. But if you tame me, we'll need each other. You're the only one in my world, and so am I. You are the only fox in the world...'"

"'...I have discovered the value of happiness, but if you don't come on time, I don't know what time to dress my heart, the ceremony is still needed...'"

I like this story very much, and I always like to read it to her. After listening to it, she always has a half-knowledge. She asked me, what is domestication?

That day, she asked me this question again.I looked at her slightly upturned yellow eyes, which seemed to be glowing in the afternoon sun. Not far away, my little silver fox and ocelot snuggled together, sleeping very soundly.

I smiled at her tenderly, and gently pressed her lips as soft as roses:

"There is one thing we did, that is, we domesticated each other..."

She opened her mouth slightly, she didn't even know my tongue was inside, so I giggled.

My cat, who has excellent learning ability, quickly turned against the customer and put me under him.I gasped and stroked the back of her neck, and she narrowed her eyes comfortably.

My cat and I are still bonded.

I still let my father know about this matter. He has always spoiled me so much that he just sighed when he found out about it. As a punishment, he took me to a remote place to be the warden.

This is what I want, I just want to mess around with my cat every day.

My cat always looks ignorant. She has sharp claws and kills quickly. It is said that the sentinel test is at least an S, but my rating is barely an A. My uncle finally didn't say anything after hearing it. up.

I think this is the victory of a cat slave.

After the combination, my cat is more obedient. Generally, when encountering any problems, I don’t need to do anything at all. She will show her paws to help me clean up. I am even more lazy in learning guide skills. I only lazily help when I need it. She opened the mental barrier.

After all, she is an S-level sentinel, and I am an A-level guide, so if I act casually, it will only cause trouble for her.I just need to be responsible for keeping her from being harmed by mental attacks.

I love my cat so much, how can I let her get hurt because of me?

But my father seems to think that I am too slack, because of my incompetence, I can only be matched with a low-born S-rank sentinel.

If I were a little better, maybe I could attract more powerful sentries into our Yagyu house.

My father has always insisted that guides are a kind of resource. In my generation, I am the only resource, and they are combined so casually, which often gives rise to some embarrassment.

Even I will occasionally be scolded for this matter, and I will get annoyed if I scold a lot.

I was spoiled and spoiled since I was a child, why did I choose such a useless sentinel?Got angry with my father, I didn't set off, so I had to run wild with my cat.

The specific manifestation is that I gradually like to toss her on the bed, but I am reluctant to use things, so the most I can do is whip her with a whip or bite her with my teeth.

But my cat, she is always so good, she will lick me with her pink tongue after every tantrum, and serve me very comfortably from top to bottom.I also forgot to lose my temper with her.

Forget it, who made me the owner of this cat.

Probably because my rating is so low, I always feel that my cat is the strongest.

So when my cat said to me with a cold face that those two people were very strong, I immediately felt a kind of fear.

It was a tall and beautiful guide. I never knew that the Orientals could be so delicate. The delicate lines are like eagles flying in the sky, fierce and beautiful.

Even the guide of the Chief Warden, that Gu Nansheng, who is recognized as a beauty, I feel too effeminate and lose my strength.

The person in front of me is the first time I have felt what a truly powerful guide is.

So when they started mobbing my cats, I got nervous.

I used all my mental strength to build an unbreakable mental barrier for my cat. I can't beat that wizard anyway, but my cat can't. She is an S-rank sentinel, she is so powerful.

I regret it now, why didn't I practice more seriously to make myself stronger, I hate myself who is so incompetent.

So when I realized that it was me that the guide really wanted to attack, it was too late.

All I could see was my cat panicked, blaming herself for not protecting me.

I just want to say: idiot, whoever wants you to protect me, I am your master, and no one is allowed to bully you except me.

I really want to become stronger.

But my talent as a guide is limited, the only thing I can show off is my family background.

Then, I was brought back to the tower by those two people. I no longer taboo about using my family's power, nor resist using my natural tact. I want to protect my cat.

All these years, she has always pampered me and protected me. I think I also need to be strong enough to truly protect her.

Then let her curl up, snuggle lazily beside me, and listen to me read the story of "The Little Prince" to her.

She can only be my cat, and I can only be hers.

Of course, it must be emphasized that Fang Qi is a nuisance.