Competing with the male protagonist for the days of the wealthy old man

Tang Chenxu silently put his hand back, bowed his head and hummed.

In order to cover it up, he even covered his mouth with his hands and pretended to be coughing, but even so, the unconcealable smile almost leaked out from between his fingers.

Tang Chenxu: "Cough cough cough...poof."

Shi Lang: "...just laugh if you want to."

Tang Chenxu: "It's okay, I have taken courses related to expression management."

Shi Lang: "So?"

Tang Chenxu: "That's why I can't laugh unless I can't help it... Poof."

Shi Lang: "..."

Silently wrote down a sum in the small notebook in my heart.

Tang Chenxu: "Well, do you still eat?"

Shi Lang: "What to eat! Are you a pig, you're not full yet!"

Tang Chenxu: "Well, I will eat what dogs don't eat."

Shi Lang received a knowing blow.

Shi Lang forcibly forgot what he said just now, and said with force: "Your room is on the second floor, clean up here and then go back and stay, don't cause trouble for me."

Tang Chenxu: "Oh, I'll go as soon as I finish eating, do you still eat?"

Shi Lang: "Eat a fart."

Tang Chenxu: "You are welcome, I can eat ordinary food."

When Shi Lang was killed, he gave him a hard look, and ran away aggressively.

Back in the room, I vented to the pillow, the more I thought about it, the worse it got.

Shi Lang took out a notepad from under the pillow, lay down on the bed and started writing.

The system took a look, and saw that the small book read: On XX, XX, XX, someone from Tang angered the donor, deducted [-] points, and the remaining [-] points.

System: "...are you a primary school student?"

Shi Lang: "What's wrong with elementary school students, do you look down on elementary school students?"

system:"……"

Shi Lang: "He's a 35-year-old man who can't even cook, he's not as good as a primary school student, damn it."

I've never seen such a person who dares to hate him while eating the food he cooked!

Shi Lang became even more angry, so he added another sentence to the notebook: On XX, XX, XX, someone from Tang angered the sponsor, and deducted [-] points, leaving [-] points.

System: "..." As long as you are happy.

When primary school student Lang stuffed the notepad back under the pillow, he rolled around on the bed twice, feeling a little missing the roadside barbecue stall two streets away.

All in all, he was hungry.

Yes, within 10 minutes of eating dinner, he was hungry.

After all, he was full without taking a few bites.

Out of breath and hungry again.

It's definitely not good to go down to eat now, it's too embarrassing, Shi Lang would rather starve to death than do this kind of thing, but his stomach growling is also uncomfortable, especially when he thinks of someone who made him like this The old man was still happily eating the dishes he cooked, and when he could only endure the taste of hunger in silence, it was even more embarrassing.

Thinking about it this way, the anger that had finally calmed down rose again, and Shi Lang wrote another stroke in the notebook, leaving seventy points.

The system couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Even if you get negative points, you won't be full by yourself."

Shi Lang: "Then what can I do, you can change the parameters for me so that I don't feel hungry."

System: "This thing has to be modified externally by the debugger. I will change it for you in the game. At most, it can only block your hearing."

Shi Lang: "I'm hungry, what's the use of blocking my hearing?"

System: "It can make you unable to hear your stomach growling."

Shi Lang: "..."

Just as he was about to refute, there was a loud noise downstairs.

Immediately afterwards, the sound of smashing plates was heard endlessly, as if a waltz of destruction was about to be played.

Shi Lang got up from the bed in desperation, went downstairs and took a look, it was not as messy as imagined, on the contrary, everything looked normal as before, as if nothing happened.

Tang Chenxu was washing the dishes, and he didn't look like he had done anything bad.

Shi Lang: "I heard a voice come down, what did you do?"

Tang Chenxu: "It's nothing, it's a trivial matter."

Shi Lang: "I don't sound like a trivial matter?"

Tang Chenxu: "You heard wrong."

Shi Lang: "..."

The strange thing is that although Shi Lang wanted to find the source of the sound, the ground was clean, with no fragments of porcelain or traces of tidying up.

It took less than a minute for Shi Lang to walk down the stairs, let alone tidy up, not even enough time to get a broom.

Shi Lang was very puzzled, but he really couldn't find the opponent's loophole.

Did he really hear it wrong?

Shi Lang: System?

system:"……"

Silence is gold.

The system chose money between the truth and the boss.

Shi Lang: Hehe.

Shi Lang looked around Tang Chenxu, and suddenly noticed that the garbage bags in the trash can had been changed, and suddenly came up with an idea.

Shi Lang: "By the way, there is something I forgot to tell you."

Tang Chenxu: "Huh?"

Shi Lang: "Garbage sorting has started recently. Dry and wet garbage should be handled separately, otherwise you will be fined."

Although he didn't know how Tang Chenxu threw away the broken plate in just one minute, it was undoubtedly a good way to test it out.

Tang Chenxu: "It's all kitchen waste, so it shouldn't be a problem."

As he spoke, he opened the cabinet underneath, and there was a full garbage bag lying inside.

When Shi Lang took a closer look, what was inside was some waste that he threw out when he was cooking. It must not have been cleaned up in that minute, but had been cleaned up a long time ago. There were no porcelain pieces or the like in it. thing.

And even stranger, there were no leftovers in it either.

Shi Lang: "Did you put the rest of the food in the refrigerator? I don't eat overnight food."

Tang Chenxu: "I don't eat either."

Shi Lang: "Then where did you throw it?"

Tang Chenxu: "In the belly."

Shi Lang: "???"

Tang Chenxu smiled: "Wasting food is immoral."

Shi Lang: "...No, four dishes and one soup, have you finished the soup too? Have you finished the rice too?"

Tang Chenxu: "Yes."

Tang Chenxu grabbed a casserole from the sink. It hadn't been washed yet, but there was nothing left on the bottom, as clean as if it had been licked.

Shi Lang noticed that in the sink were the tableware they had just used, none of which fell or was broken.

Did he really hear it wrong?

Working too hard, tinnitus?

Never mind, let’s put these things aside for now—

Shi Lang: "...are you a pig?"

Tang Chenxu: "You are the patron, so you are what you say."

Shi Lang: "..."

Forget it, let's end this topic, otherwise he will think of the tragedy of "I scolded myself" again.

For a moment, Shi Lang felt that Tang Chenxu's way of eating might not be able to be supported by ordinary families, but when he thought about following this person's net worth, he immediately felt relieved.

System: "Isn't he bankrupt?"

Shi Lang: "That's right!"

He is broke.

How can a vagrant eat so much?

His benefactor is still hungry!

Shi Lang was furious, and said coldly: "Are you full?"

Tang Chenxu thought for a moment: "Seven points, I might be hungry at night."

Shi Lang also thought for a moment: "Then why don't we go out to eat barbecue, the barbecue stall downstairs tastes pretty good."

Tang Chenxu: "Come on, I haven't finished washing the dishes yet, and the barbecue is not healthy, why don't we have a light supper at night, and you can eat it while watching a movie."

When Shi Lang thought about it, what he said made sense, and he felt that he was not very hungry for a while, and he looked like he could last until night.

Tang Chenxu: "You can go and see if there is anything that needs to be dealt with at work."

Shi Lang: "You're right."

So Shi Lang turned around and walked back, just walking back to the bedroom.

Lying back on the bed again, I suddenly felt that something was not right.

Shi Lang: "Wait a minute, what am I going to do?"

System: "Look at where the sound is coming from."

Shi Lang: "What's going on?"

system:"……"

Forget it, this benefactor is really miserable, let's tell the truth.

System: "He broke the plate."

Shi Lang: "It's not broken, it's all in the sink."

System: "The ones you used today are not broken... He kicked down the cabinet where the bowls and chopsticks were placed."

Shi Lang: "Damn it!"

No wonder there was a loud noise first, and then a series of broken sounds.

This can also explain why the outside looks fine, because these things are all broken in the cabinet, and the only thing Tang Chenxu did was to lift the cabinet up and put it back where it was before he went downstairs.

And he was really dark under the lights, so he just looked at the ground and the trash can, and didn't pay attention to the cupboard that was very close to him.

The entire cabinet was not spared, that is to say, apart from the tableware used today, there was not even one more plate in the house.

Shi Lang: "Damn it, is he poisonous? People smashed one or two dishes at most, and he smashed a whole cabinet."

System: "That's not right, who told you to let him wash the dishes."

Shi Lang: "Is it still my fault?"

System: "I'm not blaming you, but I think it's better to invite all the servants back, after all..."

Before he finished speaking, Shi Lang interrupted him sharply: "Dream! I'm going to teach him a lesson that's still fresh in his memory. When he throws a plate, he will throw the plate. I have plenty of money, so I'll buy a new one tomorrow."

system:"……"

In fact, what he wants to say is that after all, their current behavior pattern is a bit like a newlyweds.

One is in charge of cooking, and the other is in charge of washing dishes. No matter how you look at it, something is wrong.

If this continues, it doesn't matter if you teach me a lesson or not, don't put yourself in it.