Competing with the male protagonist for the days of the wealthy old man

A one-day trip to the Internet cafe was extremely enjoyable, and Shi Lang relied on the purple outfit that Xie Yuzhe brushed up to pretend to be a coward in front of his friends all day long.

It was about eleven o'clock in the evening, and it didn't seem like the boy swim was online.

As soon as he went online, he saw a monstrous monk beside his little nanny, like a bodyguard.

Writing a bodyguard reads as a lover.

Xie Yuzhe: "He is?"

The tone is like being NTR.

Shi Lang: "It's my roommate, hehe."

Xiong Kang was a little strange, took off the earphones and said in a low voice: "Are you not pretending to be a girl?"

Shi Lang: "It's too early to pretend."

Xiong Kang raised his thumb and praised sincerely: "Awesome."

Xie Yuzhe: "Are you going to play with...friends?"

Shi Lang: "Let's do it together, the three of us, we can finally get a multiplayer dungeon, and we can also have a meat shield to resist damage."

Xie Yuzhe: "Well..."

Shi Lang was very concerned and didn't think there was anything wrong, but Xiong Kang had heard something wrong.

Xiongsheng Difficulty: Well, I haven't done the main storyline yet, you guys play first, and I'll come to you when I level up.

Shi Lang: "?"

Xiong Kang held the microphone: "Take good care of your thighs, get me a set of golden bells, and I'll call you Dad."

Xiong Sheng withdrew from the team in a second, leaving room for Shi Lang and Xie Yuzhe to talk.

Shi Lang: "???"

Before he could figure out what was going on here, Xie Yuzhe spoke up.

Xie Yuzhe: "Why are you still playing at this point?"

Shi Lang: "We're in the Internet cafe, ready to stay up all night."

Xie Yuzhe: "Staying overnight is not good for your health."

Shi Lang: "It's okay, young man."

Xie Yuzhe frowned: "I didn't take care of my body when I was young, but later..."

Shi Lang: "You will suffer from high blood pressure, high blood fat and high blood sugar, and you will be admitted to the ICU and use the money you saved so hard when you were young in exchange for your life."

Xie Yuzhe: "These are nothing. The most terrifying thing is leaving this world too long before the one I love."

Shi Lang: "..."

In fact, Shi Lang is a person who pays great attention to health preservation, just like most young people, soaking goji berries in a Coke cup and wearing knee pads over short sleeves.

The reason why Shi Lang dared to act like this was because he was not in the real world, and he didn't even own his body, so he could leave as soon as the task was completed.

Other people's bodies, so there is nothing to worry about.

Whether it is high blood pressure or ICU, it has nothing to do with him anyway.

Shi Lang could see it, but Xie Yuzhe didn't think so.

Xie Yuzhe: "Go back early, you are still in school."

It seemed that Shi Lang was a little annoyed by his remarks towards elementary school students.

Shi Lang: "Hey, I'm already a college student, don't treat me like a child."

Xie Yuzhe: "Only children can't manage their own lives."

Shi Lang: "Hmph, then why are you online, you can manage your life, why don't you sleep at this hour?"

Xie Yuzhe: "If I don't go online, I don't know that my little nanny almost ran away with someone else."

Shi Lang was speechless: "That's my roommate..."

Xie Yuzhe: "According to statistics, 80.00% of cheating incidents are committed by acquaintances."

Shi Lang: "..."

This nonsense, so true, he almost believed it.

Shi Lang: "Oh."

It can be said to be very indifferent.

Xie Yuzhe: "Okay, go back quickly, you have to go to class tomorrow."

As a scumbag who wouldn't go to class even if he had classes, Shi Lang felt strangely guilty for being so concerned about his studies.

Shi Lang: "Study dormitory access control, now I can't get in, it's better to stay overnight."

Xie Yuzhe: "Then don't stay overnight, stay in a hotel for one night."

Shi Lang: "No money."

Xie Yuzhe: "Where are you?"

Shi Lang: "Huh? You still want to come and take me to the hotel yourself?"

Xie Yuzhe: "Can't you?"

Shi Lang laughed silently.

Shi Lang: "Don't bother, just transfer the money. When I ask you to borrow it, the two of us can open a big bed room, two hundred is enough, the account number is XXXXXXXXXX."

Xie Yuzhe transferred two thousand without saying a word.

Shi Lang: "Uh, you turn an extra zero."

Xie Yuzhe: "I didn't go around too much, one room per person, don't wrong yourself, open the best room."

After a long while, I added another sentence: "No need to pay back."

Shi Lang: "I'll go, master, you're too much, aren't you afraid that I'm a liar?"

Xie Yuzhe: "Why do you think so, what did you lie to me?"

Shi Lang: "Money."

Xie Yuzhe: "I don't care about money."

Shi Lang: "..."

terrible.

The money was taken from other people, Shi Lang was soft-hearted and soft-hearted, he was embarrassed to hang up and continue playing games without being visible, so he dragged Xiong Kang to school.

Yes, back to school.

How could it be possible to really spend 2000 yuan to live in a hotel? My brain is broken.

Since it was still early to wake up, the time for the two of them to enter the dormitory was actually stuck before twelve o'clock.

Although it has passed the point, it is still within the scope of operability.

Shi Lang used his talent for eloquence for many years to frighten the aunt in charge, and finally let them go, even the cake that Shi Lang bought on the way was useless.

After playing happily all day and earning 2000 yuan for nothing, Xiong Kang took advantage of Shilang's bath time to tell Su Zifan about the miracle while eating cake.

Su Zifan: "Where is such a good person, don't be deceived."

Xiong Kang: "You can't be fooled. You don't know his master. You only pay 2000 yuan with a wave of your hand. He is regarded as a treasure."

Su Zifan's eyes flashed unwillingness: "It's just in the game, who knows what it looks like in reality, maybe he is a bad old man."

……

This ad contest that was randomly drawn was much more complicated than Shi Lang imagined.

In the preliminary competition, you have to submit a complete plan, and you are eligible to go to the scene to explain your plan after passing the review.

It also said that you can leave after signing in, which doesn't exist at all.

Shi Lang has been cheated miserably now, the planning is time-consuming and labor-intensive, and has to be handed over.

Moreover, he has no idea about the advertising major, and the original owner is a scumbag who doesn't take classes at all. He only thinks about which girl has a good figure, and even the professional books are brand new, leaving no professional legacy for Shi Lang.

As a low-level system that can persuade even advanced mathematics, the system can't do anything about it.

System: "How about pretending to forget the deadline?"

Shi Lang showed him the WeChat: "Squad leader tweets at me three times a day, pretend to be one for me."

System: "Then, smash the phone, let's talk about it after this time?"

Shi Lang: "Am I an orphan, can't he contact my roommate if he can't contact me?"

System: "Then...you go for it."

The system is unreliable, Xiong Kang is not much better than him, Su Zifan... there is no such option.

Xie Yuzhe is a very good person to ask for help, but no, this matter is too easy to fall through. With Xie Yuzhe's plan, Xie Yuzhe can immediately find out that she is his ex-wife.

After much deliberation, I can only rely on myself.

Just when Shi Lang was at a loss, he suddenly remembered that he had received an advertising plan from Party B as the father of Party A.

...!

Unexpected joy.

Thanks to his excellent memory, Shi Lang spent the whole afternoon reminiscing and revising, and he actually came up with a decent plan for him. To what extent did he have a decent plan? Xiong Kang glanced at it. , thinking that Shi Lang copied a classic planning case from the Internet.

So Shi Lang happily left for business.

Then, Shi Lang didn't prepare a single word, and went to explain the plan to the judges empty-handed. He was supposed to be brushed off in the preliminary round, but in the end, he passed it!

Shi Lang stared blankly at the list of those who passed the preliminary round, and felt that he needed to wash his face to calm down.

At the door of the bathroom, two little girls happened to be standing there discussing, and Shi Lang recognized both of them as judges at a glance.

One of them said: "What do you think of the 21st?"

Shi Lang is number 21.

Another said: "The planning proposal is amazing, but the presentation is so-so, but I still gave him the highest score."

"Me too, he's just a handsome guy, it's a pity not to stay to catch the eye."

Shi Lang: "..."

Thousands of calculations have been made, but they have not calculated that they will lose to his countless charms.