Competing with the male protagonist for the days of the wealthy old man

Considering that there will be many similar game names in one game, Shi Lang clicked on the person's detailed information.

The seventh district of Yeliuguang is just a new district that has just opened. Even those who enter the game as soon as the server is launched cannot immediately reach the full level. Everyone should have the same level, but the level is one thing , the appearance on the body and the equipment in the equipment column are another matter.

Some people can judge their identity just by looking at the price of the appearance.

System: "It's him, quick, quick add him! Ahhhh!"

Shi Lang nodded to confirm.

Game Tip: "Unlike Boy You" has joined your team.

Two player portraits appeared in the upper left corner of the screen, one was Shi Lang's game character "Only Love Little Fresh Meat", and the other was his newly added teammate "Not Like Boy You".

Suddenly, Shi Lang covered his face with his hands as if he couldn't bear to look directly, and laughter flowed from between his fingers.

The laughter was so weird that the excited system stopped shouting and gradually quieted down.

System: "Host, what are you laughing at?"

Shi Lang pointed at the nickname above his teammate's profile picture with his finger, and asked the system, "How do you pronounce this?"

The system replied obediently: "It's not like a youth tour."

Shi Lang: "I'm an old man."

System: "??? Doesn't it look like a teenager?"

Shi Lang: "I'm an old man."

Shi Lang pointed to these five big characters, and read each word one by one:

"I, am, old, man, man."

system:"……"

The system was full of old blood, and he didn't even have the thought of refuting, because he knew clearly that he would never be able to wake up a person who pretended to be asleep.

I only love fresh meat, I am an old man.

It's just a team, and enemies are coming out.

Not only did Shi Lang not feel the despair of the system, but he also added fuel to the fire: "It seems that the real attack is still a bit ACD for his positioning. Tell me, how can a 35-year-old man be so hard to get along with a second-hand man?" College students who are in their teens get married, and they are 14 years behind, and when they are 14 years old, their original partner is only six years old when the real player is 20 years old, what is the difference between this and child lovers?"

system:"……"

After mercilessly slandering the reputation of Genuine Gong, Shi Lang concluded refreshedly: "That's why I don't like old men."

The system gave up struggling and changed the subject: "...Speaking of which, don't you wonder why the real attack will pull you to form a team?"

Shi Lang: "That's right, this is too coincidental."

They had just discussed the impracticality of encountering a real attack by chance, but it turned out that it was easy to find him in thousands of Baidu.

The system prompts: "He sent you a message."

Shi Lang clicked on the dialogue panel, and a lonely message stayed at the top of the page.

It's not like a young boy: Do you have a master, do you want to learn from a master, I'm doing a task.

Shi Lang stroked his chin and thought for a while, then put his hands on the keyboard and started typing.

I only love Xiaoxianrou: Yes, add a friend.

Shi Lang's idea is very simple, whatever the mission is, just add friends first.

After a while, the friend addition information was sent to Shi Lang's computer. Under the fiery eyes of the system, Shi Lang had the first friend in the game.

To be honest, Shi Lang even doubted whether he would have a second friend.

After all, the reason why he played this game was to get acquainted with the real player, and this purpose has now been achieved.

Shi Lang chose to follow automatically, and after a while, his character ran to the side of the young boy You with short legs.

It’s not like the current level 45 of Youth Tour, let’s not talk about the appearance. The most expensive set in the mall, without adding any attributes, just looks good. Leaving aside the appearance, all purple outfits on the body, this configuration is placed in the new area, said to be the most The top batch is not an exaggeration.

It's not like a young man: You can learn from a teacher, and I will take you to do the task in a while.

I only love Xiaoxianrou: Wait a minute, I have a question, there are so many people here, why did the boss choose me?

Unlike Youth Tour: I am not a boss, this is the first time I use the team system, only you can add it.

I only love fresh meat: ...

Shi Lang turned his head and asked the system: "What is this? Doesn't it mean that the real attack is a god in other servers? Why can't you even form a team?"

If he didn't guess wrong, the so-called team formation was not allowed because the game's team formation application submission had a limit, and it was impossible to invite a stranger who walked out of the screen to form a team.

There is nothing wrong with this setting. Many games will have such a setting. The problem is the real attack.

This is Novice Village, players are basically running missions, automatic pathfinding runs fast, with the bonus of lightness kung fu, they can pass by in the blink of an eye, and the real attack is like a hang-up party poking at no one It's impossible to catch people in the middle of the NPC's main road. It's impossible for players to stay here, and no matter how fast a person is, it's impossible to hand over the team application in an instant.

The reason why the real attack can be matched with Shilang is also very mysterious.

Since he failed too many times on this task, Shi Lang had to start trying metaphysics, such as refusing a task before accepting it, or taking a task when passing an NPC unconsciously while walking around Xinshou Village, and among them, It includes not choosing to automatically find the way on the way to pick up the task, but walking slowly by yourself.

System: "Only krypton gold is a god."

Shi Lang: "That doesn't mean he doesn't even know how to form a team, does he not play multiplayer dungeons?"

System: "The strong are lonely."

Shi Lang: "Speak human words."

System: "His friends are all dog lickers."

Shi Lang: "Understood, you can hide now."

system:"……"

Shi Lang sighed deeply, his heart filled with sympathy for the real attack.

Even though his status is not even worthy to lift the shoes of this big man, he still wants to shout out with the voice of a small man—absurd!

How sad it must be for a person who needs to be supported by others even when playing games!

Such a life is destined not to be happy!

system:"……"

Do you dare to enrich your inner drama?

Shi Lang didn't think there was anything wrong with his thoughts at all, and even sent out his thoughts directly.

I only love Xiaoxianrou: Why can't you even form a team? How did you get to such a high level?

It's not like the youth tour: just, just do the task.

Shi Lang seemed to hear some grievances from this sentence.

According to the original book, playing Yeliuguang with a trumpet is the product of the real attack's whim, and he has never mentioned it to anyone he knows. That is to say, at least in the seventh district, it is impossible for any real attack to lick the dog.

It's really sad to think about it this way.

Shi Lang laughed so badly.

system:"……"

I only love Xiaoxianrou: It’s okay, I have played many similar games, just ask me if you have any questions in the future.

It's not like a teenager You: Okay, I'm in trouble.

I only love Xiaoxianrou: You are welcome, brother.

Not like a youth swim: shy.jpg.

Shi Lang laughed silently, so it seemed that he really didn't know who was more like a master.

System: "...that host, you seem to have exposed something."

Shi Lang glanced at the message he sent, and didn't take it seriously: "What's the matter, isn't it basic practice for a man to play with a woman?"

system:"……"

I don't know if it is a basic operation, but the base is a real base.

I only love Xiaoxianrou: By the way, I have to do the advanced mission of the sect first, but I can't pass it several times, and I have a headache.

It's not like a young boy You: Is it a monster that can't beat it? Let me accompany you.

I only love Xiao Xianrou: No, each sect is different, and the nanny is chopping bamboo.

Unlike Juvenile You, which is the Swordsman, the fighters in output have never chopped bamboo so far, but they have developed a strong interest in chopping bamboo at the same time.

To be more precise, it is for those who chop bamboo.

Not like a young boy You: Oh, then I will accompany you.

I only love Xiaoxianrou: OK, but I may have to make several trips to pass.

Unlike Boy You: It's okay, I'm fine.

Everyone said so, and Shi Lang didn't refuse any more. Through the dialogue panel, he guided the real attack to choose to follow automatically, and shared the task, and then Shi Lang manipulated his little loli to cut bamboo with his mouth.

The scene was once very magical.

A tenth-level little nanny with a white board all over ran in front with short legs, followed by a big man in a purple suit riding a snow-treading white horse with glittering gold.

Shi Lang himself thought it was miraculous, so he found a good angle and took a screenshot.

system:"……"

Where is this, hell?

Unlike Youth You: I saw your mission, but I can't help you.

I only love Xiao Xianrou: This is a single-person task, and I can only do it by myself. You can do your own task if you have something to do. I will come to you as a master-apprentice task after a while.

While typing here, the little loli on the screen has already raised the ax in her hand, and slashed hard at a unique bamboo.

Since Shi Lang didn't have the idea of ​​being able to cut Hollow Bamboo at all, when he saw the four big words "mission completed" given by the game, he was totally stunned.

It just doesn't seem like the young boy You is still sending messages innocently beside him.

Unlike Boys You: Is this all right?

Shi Lang silently opened the backpack, looked at the hollow bamboo*1 in the quest item bar, and fell into deep thought.

System: "Resign yourself to your fate, host, you are really the only one with such bad luck."

Shi Lang: "Hehe."

I only love Xiaoxianrou: It seems that my luck is quite good. I heard that this is a stuck point, and many people can't pass it after swiping more than a dozen times.

Not like Boy You: You are amazing.

system:"……"

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