The school grass said I was scum to him

"Let me in." Yan Su yelled outside the door.

This flirtatious guy was a bit violent, Yan Su sat outside the door and reflected on himself, at least he was also a school bully and a school bully, he was handsome, fought and sneaked, and fell to the point where he was beaten and kicked out of the room.

"Let me in, talk well if you have something to say." Yan Su shouted outside the door.

The people inside were indifferent.

"You are my little boy, I can never love you too much..." Yan Su sang at the top of Xu Changpu's house.

Xu Changpu lay on the bed and covered his ears, feeling so annoyed, this guy is really noisy.

At this time, an aunt in Xu Changpu's neighbor opened the door impatiently, and said in a standard W city dialect: "What's the noise? I don't sleep in the middle of the night. I'm sick. I'm suing you for disturbing the people."

Bang—there was a loud slamming of the neighbor's door.

"When the sun comes out, I climb up the hill, and when I climb up the hill, I see the big Buddha..."

"Just because you're so beautiful—"

"Look, the iron hoofs are rolling, and I have traveled thousands of miles of rivers and mountains. I really want to live another 500 years..."

"Fuck you, what kind of grandson..." An old man who lived downstairs couldn't take it anymore, and started yelling as soon as he got out of the elevator.

Xu Changpu listened in the room, he really couldn't take it anymore, if this continues, he will be complained by the neighbors up and down, he doesn't want to be searched by the property tomorrow.

He opened the door.

As soon as the door was opened, the cursing old man said fiercely: "I don't sleep in the middle of the night..."

Xu Changpu quickly apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we know we were wrong, I'm really sorry, I promise I won't disturb you. I'm really sorry."

The old man wanted to get angry at first, but when he saw Xu Changpu kept apologizing, he said, "It's the middle of the night, let's have a good rest."

Xu Changpu apologized and said, "Okay, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."

While talking, he dragged Yan Shu into the room and said, "Sleep on the sofa."

Yan Su reached out and turned the doorknob: "My young master has never slept on the sofa, I might as well go out and sing."

Xu Changpu couldn't help it, Yan Su caused trouble, and Ming'er's property management came to find him, and asked him to take the blame.

He could only compromise and said: "Then you sleep on the bed and I sleep on the sofa. Is it okay?"

Yan Su said: "Don't, sleeping on the sofa is easy to stiff neck, your bed is so big, you can sleep together, it's not like you haven't slept together before."

Xu Changpu gritted his teeth, blushing, "Shut up."

Yan Su tugged Xu Changpu: "Hurry up, if you don't sleep, you will definitely be late for self-study tomorrow morning."

Xu Changpu was a little annoyed by Yan Su and said, "Don't touch me."

Yan Su raised his hands, and looked at Xu Changpu with disdain and provocation: "It's not that I haven't touched you before, do you really think I'm going to turn back? You think too much. If it weren't for the fact that your house only has one bed, you begged me to follow you in tears." You sleep, I don't bother to talk to you. Don't worry, if I touch you tonight, I will be a dog. "

Xu Changpu thought about it for a while and had no choice but to climb onto the bed silently. Yan Su did not touch him, nor did he say any nonsense.

In the middle of the night, Xu Changpu felt that he was still too naive.

Yan Su first stretched out one paw to hug him, then put a leg on his body, breathing behind his ear, he pushed Yan Su away, and after a while, when he fell asleep, that The goods are put on the shelf again, pushed away again, and put on the shelf again.

Repeatedly, Xu Changpu couldn't sleep well all night because of the noise.

==

Xu Jie, the magician in the class, turned his head and said to Fang Kun at the same table: "The school grass didn't come for self-study early."

"I know." Fang Kun said, "The seat is empty."

"Study master didn't come to self-study early."

"I know, I'm not blind, is there a problem?" Fang Kun was puzzled.

Xu Jie: "They entered the school gate together."

Fang Kun's eyes are full of doubts, what's the problem?

Xu Jie said, "I got the information this morning. The two of them fought last night, and they are still in the head teacher's office."

Fang Kun was surprised: "You mean that the bad-tempered school grass finally couldn't stand this pretending bully and beat him?"

The magic stick said: "No, it seems that he beat up a gang of gangsters."

Fang Kun sighed: "Just Xueba's small body?"

Magic stick: "What qualifications do you have to look down on someone's small body?"

Fang Kun approved: "Yes."

Except for Yan Su, who in the class would dare to provoke Huang Bin.

Xu Changpu was the first person who dared to attack Huang Bin.

The magic stick said in a mysterious way: "I calculated it with my fingers, and one of them is going to be lucky."

Fang Kun took a sip of soy milk and looked at the magic stick like an idiot: "You pinched your fingers so many times, and you didn't get a few of the multiple-choice questions with a [-]/[-] probability in the exam."

Head teacher's office.

Yan Su was eating a bowl of all-ingredient hot dry noodles, and the whole office was filled with the smell of sesame paste.

He also bought a bowl for Xu Changpu by the way.

Xu Changpu had never been so stupid before, standing in the head teacher's office with a bowl of hot dry noodles.

"Are you full?" asked the old class.

The old class's surname is Ban, and his first name is Ban Fei.

Yan Su said impatiently: "Old Ban, you are a bit annoying. I just brought hot dry noodles into the school gate, and you caught me in the office. Is it easy for me to have breakfast?"

Lao Ban raised his hand to signal Yan Su to continue eating.

He looked at Xu Changpu and said, "You eat too, I just want to talk to you, don't make it look like I'm going to drop you out of school."

Xu Changpu put the bowl of hot dry noodles that had dried out with sesame paste and put them on Ban Fei's table, and said, "Yan Su sees that you haven't had breakfast and bought them for you."

Ban Fei was also polite, and took it over: "This kid has never been so kind. I'm afraid the hot dry noodles were poisoned or spit."

Yan Su said angrily, "Not only did I poison, I also spit out a mouthful of phlegm, you should throw it away."

Xu Changpu stared at Ban Fei as he poured some tea water and stirred up the bowl of hot dry noodles.

After stirring it up, he ate two mouthfuls and said, "Yan Su, you said that you are not bad at first, why don't you study hard?"

Yan Su said impatiently, "You have said this sentence many times."

Ban Fei: "As long as you live in peace and order, I'm sure I won't bother you. Anyway, you didn't fight and make trouble for three years in high school. After graduation, I don't care about murder and arson. The police station has already explained the situation, and I have already told you However, violence cannot solve problems, who have you seen used violence to solve problems?"

"Qin Shihuang, Cao Cao, Li Shimin, Nurhachi and other ancient emperors all used violence to solve their problems." Xu Changpu said indifferently and solemnly.

The air froze for ten seconds.

Yan Su suddenly laughed, bent over laughing, and leaned on Xu Changpu's shoulder: "You are so cute."

"Laughing." Ban Fei took a sip of the hot dry noodles and wiped his mouth with toilet paper.

Ban Fei wanted to say something again, and finally set his eyes on Xu Changpu: "You too, as long as there is no trouble in high school for three years, I will not look for you. Your mother called me, and I heard that you used to... "

"Is there anything else?" Xu Changpu interrupted Ban Fei: "Class is about to start."