The school grass said I was scum to him

Daily life is as usual, but the only exception is that Li Yue has asked for leave.

Xu Changpu didn't notice at first that he was a person who didn't care about anything. He didn't care about grades, food and drink, or the future. Since Yan Su came to his world, he really got in touch with the outside world.

He didn't know when Li Yue didn't come to class, he told Yan Su, Yan Su laughed at him and said when your own deskmate didn't come to class, you don't even know, if in the future, your man sleeps with you A bed, your man was taken away by aliens, you know?

Xu Changpu smiled and said he was bored.

When he was taking his schoolbag from the belly of the desk after school, a small pink classmate record fell out of the belly of the desk.

It belongs to Li Yue.

Along with the students recorded, there is also a school uniform, which is also Li Yue's. The school uniform is full of the signatures of the classmates, and there are various colors and patterns on the white school uniform.

The old class didn't leave after evening self-study, he walked around behind Xu Changpu, and said out loud unexpectedly: "Tsk tsk tsk, these bastards, when handing in their homework, they are so ugly that they don't even know each word. I have to wash my eyes with Blue Moon laundry detergent, I didn’t expect that when it’s my turn to sign, the words are so individual.”

Xu Changpu casually pointed to a name: "Who is this?"

Lao Ban looked at the very individual signature: "I don't know, it looks quite artistic anyway."

Xu Changpu picked up a black ballpoint pen, wrote his name in a fluttering manner, and asked, "Why did Li Yue ask us to write a classmate record so early?"

The old class was tired from standing, so he sat down in Li Yue's place, next to Xu Changpu, and said, "She is very sick, very serious!"

Xu Changpu's hands stopped, and he turned his head to look at Lao Ban.

The old class opened the Chinese textbook on Li Yue's desk, looked at the beautiful characters on it, and said sadly: "So, you young people, don't take your minor illnesses seriously, and be careful that it will turn into a serious illness, and it will be too late at that time." gone."

Xu Changpu looked at the colorful signatures and patterns on the school uniform, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Lao Ban shook his head and said, "I don't know, it's serious. It used to be a minor illness, but later it became a serious illness. Her parents want to take her back to her hometown to recuperate. Have you signed it yet? Give it to me, and I'll sign one too."

Xu Changpu handed the unrolled school uniform to the old class.

His thoughts drifted far away, flying across the campus as if he had grown wings, until he arrived at the Liangpi stall. He thought of Li Yue's mother he saw that night. The conditions for the application for the poor student subsidy read: the father is unemployed.

For such a family, returning to their hometown means giving up treatment.

The old class looked at the pink classmate book full of girlish hearts, smiled and said: "As for the classmate book, you should be the last one to get it. Remember to give it to me before Sunday. She should come to school on Sunday to pack her things."

Xu Changpu nodded: "Okay."

The next day, during morning self-study, the sound of reading aloud gradually faded away with the figures outside the window glass.

Someone knocked on the window glass of the back door corridor, Xu Changpu looked slightly sideways, and found Yan Qi standing there.

Yan Su put down the book immediately, and walked out the back door with big strides, Xu Changpu hurriedly followed.

As soon as Yan Su got out of the classroom door, he said to Yan Qi irritably, "What are you going to do? Do you want to give up if I beat you until you can't come to school?"

Yan Qi held a pink and tender box in his hand, glanced at him coldly, and then asked Xu Changpu: "Where are you at the same table?"

Xu Changpu told the truth: "She is sick and went home temporarily."

"Oh." Yan Qi said without stopping, he didn't even bother to tease Xu Changpu and Yan Su. He was very happy to see these two people angry before, but now these two people have become nothing before his eyes.

Yan Su didn't react, and looked at Xu Changpu: "What medicine did he take wrong? Is he planning a new strategy?"

Xu Changpu: "Probably so."

In the evening, Xu Changpu felt a little hungry, so he said to Yan Su: "Let's go to the back street of the school to eat Liangpi. I really like eating Liangpi in the back street of this school."

Yan Su nodded: "Let's go."

At night, the breeze blows, and the camphor trees on both sides of the trail cover the sky and the moon, covering the whole alley under the tall and whirling shadows of the camphor trees. The alley is very long and the lights are winding, as if there is no end.

"Yan Su, what do you think this long alley will look like in ten years?" Xu Changpu asked Yan Su.

The dim street lights on both sides illuminate the passing pedestrians, and the students share the delicacies in their hands. There are three spoons on an ice cream, and a box of octopus balls. Four people take turns to eat with toothpicks. There are students who seem to be lovers, girls He walked forward in a fit of temper, and the boy looked at his girlfriend's angry back with a smile on his lips and affectionate eyes. Maybe the girl realized that the boy didn't keep up, so she turned her head and glared at him angrily. When he was about to hold her hand, she ran away in anger...

This small alley, which is not even decorated in a dilapidated store, extends to three high schools, and is also the intersection of the three high schools. There are mixed fish and dragons. It is hard for him to imagine what this alley will be like ten years later.

Yan Su stretched out his hand to take Xu Changpu's hand, Xu Changpu wanted to take his hand away, but Yan Su refused to let go.

The two walked hand in hand under the dim light, shuttled in front of rows of dilapidated stores, passed one smoking small barbecue stall after another, passed row after row of dessert milk tea shops, and passed one after another. A street lamp hidden in the shade of leaves...

There were many Liangpi stalls on the side of the road, Xu Changpu didn't stop, Yan Su just dragged him away.

Yan Su smiled and said, "I don't know what it will be like ten years from now? But if this alley is still there in ten years, I'll hold your hand and come find your favorite Liangpi again. "

There are many shadows in the tree, bright and dark, when Xu Changpu smiled to look at Yan Su, he saw a person standing under the lamppost of the camphor tree not far away, his back was extremely familiar, he was wearing a summer loose cotton shirt, gray and white slacks, standing at a cold skin stall forward.

It's Yan Qi.

Yan Su saw that Xu Changpu was not looking at him, but was staring at a certain place, and turned his head to look over.

He saw his second brother standing under the camphor tree, staring at a closed Liangpi stall in a daze. He looked back at the calamus with doubts, his eyes were full of "what's the situation".

Xu Changpu tugged at Yan Su's hand and said, "Let's go."

Yan Su glanced at his second brother, and led Xu Changpu back on the road. The two led him back like this. Yan Su asked Xu Changpu, "When did my second brother meet Li Yue? Do you know?"

Xu Changpu said angrily, "You don't even know, how do I know?"

Yan Su: "I haven't been home for several days, and even if I do, I won't talk to him."

Walking to a cold noodle stall, Xu Changpu sat down at a simple folding table, and Yan Su called out, "Boss, have a cold noodle."

After shouting out the Liangpi, he went to the barbecue stall next door to order a few barbecues, and bought a cup of mung bean milk tea and two straws at the milk tea shop next door.

It is good for two people to eat, and you can order different things to eat.

After eating, the two held hands and walked in the alley until all the store lights went out one by one, until the whole city was immersed in sleep.

dong dong dong-

The knock on the door sounded early in the morning, and the sound fell on the ears of the two sleeping people, like a thunderclap on the ground.

Xu Changpu has the habit of never getting up if he can't sleep well. When he heard the knock on the door, he frowned and pulled the air conditioner upwards, directly over his head.

It was too late for a stroll in the alley with Yan Su at night, and it was twelve o'clock when they came back to wash up. Both of them were teenagers, and they didn't have much understanding of staying up late to hurt their health. Anyway, they were sixteen or seventeen years old, and they worked hard.

Yan Su covered his head with the pillow irritably, trying to block the knock on the door from his ears.

Dongdongdong——The sound of knocking on the door is like the sound of horses' hooves rushing eight hundred miles away, each hoof kicking up dust.

Yan Su was so sleepy that he couldn't keep his eyes open, he pushed Xu Changpu: "Honey, go and open the door, it should be JD Express."

Xu Changpu yelled and said, "Go and drive."

Yan Su: "Rock paper scissors, whoever loses will go."

Both of them squinted their eyes and scratched: "Rock, scissors, and cloth!"

Xu Changpu looked at the rock Yan Su pulled out and the cloth he pulled out, and said, "Go."

After he finished speaking, the air conditioner was pulled over his head.

Yan Su slapped Xu Changpu, rubbed his eyes, pulled Xu Changpu's over-covered air-conditioning quilt, and reached out to grab Xu Changpu's clothes, summer loose cotton pajamas, being pulled like this, his entire collarbone was exposed.

"Two wins in three rounds, come." A sleepy person didn't care to appreciate the beauty, and only hoped to win, so that the object could open the door.

Xu Changpu said "En", and pushed Yan Su's hand.

Yan Su grabbed Xu Changpu's hand: "Two rounds, three wins, baby, hurry up."

When it came to the third round, Yan Su still lost, he only won one round, and Xu Changpu won two rounds.

Xu Changpu pulled the quilt over his head: "Go."

Yan Su was a little skeptical about life, and said, "Three wins out of five, come on."

Xu Changpu pulled down the quilt a little, opened his eyes, was full of sleepiness and joked a little: "I don't want to talk to you, don't play tricks, go and open the door."

Yan Su is arrogant and arrogant, and must regain the majesty of a man: "Three victories in five games, whoever cheats is a puppy."

Xu Changpu was sleepy at first, but after Yan Su made such a fuss, his sleepiness was reduced by half.

He stretched out his hand and followed Yan Su for five rounds. After five rounds, where was Yan Su doubting his life, why did he lose?

Xu Changpu pulled the quilt over his head: "Go and open the door."

Yan Su: "A kiss."

Xu Changpu didn't bother to talk to him, and continued to sleep: "Get lost."

When Yan Su got out of bed, he deliberately didn't get off on his side, but wanted to roll over Xu Changpu's body. When he rolled onto Xu Changpu's body, he rode on Xu Changpu's body, with his head against Xu Changpu's chest, and said shamelessly: "What's the use of me going to open the door?"

Xu Changpu: "I reward you with a set of 5+3 test papers."

"No, give me a kiss." He didn't wait for Xu Changpu to refuse, he pulled down the air conditioner, and just took a sip, kissing Xu Changpu's face.

After the kiss, he put on his slippers and went to open the door.

"Knock, knock, I'm so annoying, can you stop early in the morning..." When he opened the door, he was stunned: "Brother? Why are you here?"

Yan Bo looked at the little bastard: "It's already ten o'clock, it's still early in the morning."

The door was not closed at the moment, and there was probably only one room in such a small place. Yan Bo thought of something, pulled Yan Su out of the door and said, "You don't want to go home recently, boy. You haven't been back for half a month. Why, what do you want?" Run away from home for the rest of your life?"

"Drunk and gentle, a single like you can't understand." Yan Su said.

Yan Bo lifted Yan Su's ear towards the elevator entrance, and Yan Su's ear was so painful that he patted his brother's hand vigorously: "What are you doing? It's so early in the morning, you want to murder me to fight for the property?"

"Little bastard, let me ask you what you have done?" Yan Bo's voice was as low as possible: "You are underage now, and Xu Changpu is also underage. You fucking are breaking the law, do you understand?"

Yan Su rolled his eyes at his brother: "I know, I didn't do anything."

Yan Bo said: "Pack up your things and come home with me."

Yan Su: "What are you doing when you go back? Are you teaching Yan Qi a lesson?"

Yan Bo said angrily, "What happened to Yan? It's your second brother. My mother doesn't think it's good to bother Calamus, so I tell you to pack up and go home. By the way, invite Calamus to our house for dinner."

Yan Su curled his lips: "I don't want to go back."

Yan Bo: "I'm afraid that if you stay here any longer, you will go to jail. I seriously suspect that you are probing on the edge of crime every day."

Yan Su: "I will fight with Yan when I go back."

Yan Bo: "That's your business. My task is to bring you back with Calamus. As for who you fight with when you go back, and what kind of fight you make, it's up to you."

Going to Yan Su's house just in time for lunch, Yan's mother intentionally separated Yan Su and Xu Changpu from Yan Qi.

Sitting next to Yan Bo, Xu Changpu occasionally saw Yan Qi while drinking soup, and found that he didn't pay attention to Yan Su and himself at all, and was immersed in his own world.

Nothing happened during this meal, and the family was peaceful.

After lunch, Yan's mother insisted that Xu Changpu spend the weekend at home, and Xu Changpu agreed.

Yan's mother asked Yan Su to take Xu Changpu around the house. This is a single-family villa facing the lake. There is a winding wooden corridor beside the lake. When walking on it, there is a rattling sound under your feet.

Xu Changpu took Li Yue's classmate book and read it as he walked. The classmates in front of him wrote a lot of blessings, and all the blessings that should be written have been written.

He didn't want to peek at other people's words of blessing or imitate others' writing of classmates, he just wanted to find what Yan Su wrote, and he wanted to see what Yan Su wrote.

Yan Su seemed to have seen through Xu Changpu's thoughts, he held down the classmate record and said, "Don't read what I wrote, if you want to plagiarize, there is no way."

Xu Changpu pulled the classmate record back: "Don't let others ruin it."

Yan Su hugged Xu Changpu around his waist, dragged his classmate record to prevent Xu Changpu from taking it away, and said, "Honestly speaking, do you want to copy mine?"

Xu Changpu was afraid that the classmate book would be ruined, so he didn't dare to pull it by force, so the two of them grabbed the classmate book by the lakeside half-embracing and half-embracing: "I haven't written it, I'll just read it."

"Don't read it." Yan Su said: "More than a dozen boys in the class copied mine, and they didn't even change the words. Is the copyright just plagiarized? I want to sue."

At first Xu Changpu wanted to give up, but after hearing what Yan Su said, his interest was aroused again. He grabbed the classmate book and said, "I'll just take a look."

As soon as he finished saying this, Yan Su sprained his foot and fell on the lawn by the side of the road, Xu Changpu also fell on it.

Yan Su clamped Xu Changpu's waist with both feet, grabbed Xu Changpu hard, and snatched the classmate's record: "I'll show you my husband."

"Do you want to die?" Xu Changpu reached for the classmate book.

Yan Su wanted to be flirtatious first if he was going to die, after clamping Xu Changpu's waist, he rubbed his foot on his leg.

Xu Changpu wanted to struggle, but Yan Su threw the classmate book on top of his head, freed his hand to grab Xu Changpu's hand, and the two rolled away on the lawn.

The two of them lay down on the lawn when they were tired from fighting, with the leaden sky above their heads, and there was not a single bird in sight. After lying down for a while, Xu Changpu stood up and walked towards the place where the classmate records were placed, Yan Su didn't make things difficult for him.

Xu Changpu got the classmate record and sat on the lawn.

Yan Su waved to him from here and said, "Baby, come here."

Xu Changpu had a lot of weeds on his hair, he didn't bother to clean it up, so he said to Yan Su, "Get over here."

Yan Su raised his hands above his head and rolled on the lawn. After eight or nine laps, he rolled in front of Xu Changpu: "I've rolled over, how about a reward?"

Xu Changpu didn't bother to talk to him, so he quickly flipped through what Yan Su had written in his classmate records. He was curious about what Yan Su wrote, so that more than a dozen boys in the class could copy it together.

After searching more than 50 pages, I finally found what Yan Su wrote.

Classmates: Same as above - your most handsome classmate Yan Su.

Under the trend of curiosity, Xu Changpu turned over the top page, which was full of words, and found that there was another page...

He flipped through eighteen pages before turning to the person above. The person above wrote eighteen pages of his classmates, and the inscription was: Ban Fei.

Xu Changpu always felt that the old class was nagging, but he never thought that when he was writing his classmates, he could write [-] pages densely, which added up to [-] to [-] words.

He glanced at it, and the old class almost wrote all the best blessings in the world, and Xu Changpu sighed with so much vocabulary.

And the next person in the old class, Yan Su, felt that all the blessings were on the eighteen pages written by the old class, so he had to do the same and repeat all the blessings.

Behind Yan Su is Xu Jie. Xu Jie copied Yan Su's "Ibid." To show that he did not plagiarize, Xu Jie drew a tarot card, which was a bit innovative, although the drawing was ugly.

Xu Changpu turned over more than a dozen pages and said "Ibid" neatly.

He picked up the pen, thought for a while, and wrote in a fluttering manner: Ditto—your deskmate Xu Changpu!

Yan Su said with a terrified expression, "I'm sorry, you copied mine, did you get my permission? Be careful, I'll find a lawyer to sue you."

At this time, a figure suddenly blocked the skylight, and Yan Qi came to Yan Su and Xu Changpu.

Yan Su's smile froze on his face, Xu Changpu was also a little dazed, and asked, "Are you going to ask me where Li Yue went?"

Yan gave an "en" sound.

Xu Changpu handed the pink classmate book to Yan Qi and said, "This is Li Yue's classmate book. She is sick, and she will come to school tomorrow to pack her things and go back to her hometown."

In fact, he knew why Li Yue asked him to be the last one to write the classmate records. The old class told him on Friday night that Li Yue had one thing to ask him, and he wanted Yan Qi to help her write it.

In Li Yue's eyes, Yan Qi is not a classmate, but a friend.

"The last page is for you to write." Xu Changpu stood up, and dragged Yan Su up as well, "I'm going to school tomorrow and bring this classmate record to her, and you'd better give it to me tomorrow morning." .”

Yan Qi remained silent, turned around and left with his classmate record in hand.

Xu Changpu looked at the sparkling lake and asked, "Is fishing possible in this lake? Let's go fishing."

Yan Su: "Okay, I'll go back and ask the butler to get us bait."

In the evening, Yan Qi didn't go downstairs to eat, Yan's mother asked the nanny to bring him meals upstairs.

Dad took Yan Su to drink, and said, "Son, Dad taught you some table manners. You will definitely need it when you go out to socialize in the future. A man who can't socialize can't afford a wife."

The father and son held the wine bottle while explaining and drinking. The father was the one who beat the world at the wine table anyway. This little wine was nothing, but Yan Su was only a 17-year-old child, and in the end he was so red that he looked like alcohol. poisoned.

Yan's mother scolded Yan's father and said: "You have nothing to drink with a high school student, how free are you?"

Yan Su was so drunk that he held onto Xu Changpu's hand and kept saying, "Honey, I like you."

Xu Changpu looked at the people in the room, inexplicably embarrassed.

Yan Bo saw that Xu Changpu was embarrassed, he helped Yan Su up, and said, "Xiao Yan, you're drunk, go upstairs to rest first."

Xu Changpu quickly offered his hand.

Yan Su kept saying to Xu Changpu, "I like you, really."

Yan Bo has been single for more than 20 years. Hearing two 17-year-old high school students show affection, they said irritably: "The whole world knows, stop beeping, go up and rest."

"The whole world?" The drunken Yan Su pushed his brother away with misty eyes and said, "I'll let the whole world know that I like you. Let's go, let's get the certificate now."

As he spoke, he pulled Xu Changpu and pushed open the door of the room.

Yan Bo was afraid that he would fall, so he quickly supported him: "This is not the Civil Affairs Bureau, this is your room."

Yan Su was confused, and he still didn't forget to despise his brother: "What time is it, the Civil Affairs Bureau has already closed, are you crazy?"

Instead, he smiled, and said to Xu Changpu: "Let's enter the bridal chamber first."

"Fuck." Yan Bo cursed loudly, helped his younger brother onto the bed, and pulled Xu Changpu away: "You want to commit a crime."

Yan Bo took off Yan Su's shoes, put him on the bed and said, "Calamus, you stay in the guest room tonight, and I will take care of my brother here, otherwise I think this guy will be sentenced before he graduates from high school."

Xu Changpu glanced hesitantly: "You really don't need my help?"

Yan Bo said "En": "No need, drink the hangover soup later, and then give him two sleeping pills to ensure that he sleeps until tomorrow morning."

Xu Changpu: "..."

Yan Bo covered Yan Su with a quilt: "Just kidding, it's okay. He'll be fine after a while. Let's go downstairs. Sister-in-law Chen has prepared some after-dinner fruit, let's eat some."

Before Xu Changpu could go out, Yan Su sat up suddenly, took Xu Changpu's hand, and shouted: "Changpu, I like you, don't believe me, I'll give you everything, and I will never hide my house from now on." Qian, come with me. Let’s go, let’s go to the Yangtze River Bridge.”

After he finished speaking, he took Xu Changpu's hand and walked downstairs.

Halfway through, he forgot what he was going to do.

He said: "My calamus is seventeen, how can I have no money for your birthday?"

Father Yan watched Yan Su staggering and dragged Xu Changpu downstairs, and laughed, "I seriously suspect that this is not my own son. How could my own son start drinking like crazy after drinking so little?"

Yan Su couldn't even stand still, and came to the living room on the first floor, as if he was looking for something.

His mind was spinning, his head was about to split, his surroundings were filled with white flowers, and the walls and curtains were integrated into one, spinning, spinning...

Yan Su pointed in a direction and said, "Here."

He walked to the place where a vase was placed, reached into the vase and took a look.

Father Yan's pupils suddenly widened: Damn, didn't I change the place where I hid my private money?This little brat has only been back for a long time, how did he find it?

Yan Su took out an oil leather bag and handed it to Xu Changpu: "Here, all of it. This is my father's private money. We went there for my birthday. My calamus is seventeen! Why didn't I meet you sooner?" , so that you have someone to accompany you on your birthday."

Xu Changpu looked at the money bag in front of him, and felt very uncomfortable. His 17th birthday was the only birthday he had with someone after he was eight years old.

Yan Su turned to go to the next place, Yan's father said: "Calamus, Yan Bo, take Xiao Yan upstairs to sleep."

Yan's mother seemed to be holding an invisible 40-meter machete in her hand: "Don't bring it, let him find it."

So Yan Su found out all eight places where his father hid his private money.

Dad wanted to cry but had no tears: I was hurt by those who sold inferior condoms!

The author has something to say:

Small Theater: Private Money

Many years later.

Xu Changpu: Did you hide your private money?

Yan Su: How is it possible, I love you so much, it is absolutely impossible to hide private money, and I am not my father.

At night Xu Changpu used a beauty trick to get Yan Su drunk.

Yan Su searched for more than 80 places to hide his private money overnight, and the idiot smiled and took out the private money: Here it is, all of it, I love you.

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