The school grass said I was scum to him
Chapter 32 You Are the One Who Wants to Marry into a Rich Family [VIP]
As the cold air encroached on every part of the city on Saturday, the street cleaners were hatching and holding tools to clean up the garbage.
The dogs in this city didn't get up, but Yan Su got up, and he wanted to get up to go shopping with Calamus.
His elder brother heard movement outside the room, got up and looked, it was four o'clock in the morning.
Yan Bo rubbed his eyes, put on slippers, and said, "What are you doing? It's only four o'clock."
Yan Su carried the bag across his shoulders and ran downstairs, excitedly saying, "Have you ever heard of chicken dancing? Have you heard of chiseling the wall to make excuses? Is it going to take the college entrance examination soon? I'm going to make up lessons, and I won't be back today." It's time to eat, don't wait for me."
Yan Bo yelled, turned around and walked into the room: "Are you going to enter Tsinghua University, or Peking University, and work so hard?"
Yan Su smiled: "Whoever makes me not get good grades usually has to work harder than others."
"I don't think your ulterior motives are in the bar." Yan Bo clicked his tongue a few times, and asked his driver to take Yan Su to Xu Changpu's house.
Yan Su rushed to Xu Changpu's house at the darkest time before dawn.
The guard of the community hadn't gotten up yet, so he went in directly from the gate of the community.
Xu Changpu heard a knock on the door when he was sleeping soundly in the early morning, and he was shocked when he saw Yan Su: "I told you to come early, didn't I tell you so early? The supermarket hasn't opened yet?"
"Are you trying to seduce me by wearing this?" Yan Su looked at Xu Changpu inside the door with his messy hair, his eyelids were almost glued together, his dark circles were thick, and he looked listless, probably because he didn't sleep at night. sleep well.The winter cotton pajamas are a little wrinkled, and the white neck is exposed from the dark blue plaid pajamas, illuminated by the incandescent lamp, giving off a cold light.
Yan Su's eyes fell on Xu Changpu's collarbone, and he raised his hand out of nowhere, wanting to touch it, he felt that he must have liked Xu Changpu's collarbone very much before, otherwise he wouldn't have seen it now I just want to touch it.
Xu Changpu murmured, "Come in, it's too early, it's only 04:30, and it's still dark."
Yan Su was ruthless, and hurriedly bent over to change his shoes, and glanced elsewhere: "Nothing can stop my enthusiasm for learning."
Nothing can stop Yan Su, who is enthusiastic about learning, and after entering the door, he insists on relying on Xu Changpu, and finally both of them fell asleep, sleeping until after ten o'clock in the morning.
After Xu Changpu brushed his teeth and washed his face, Yan Su was still sound asleep, and the vows he made in the early morning to study were all turned into clouds of smoke.
Xu Changpu packed up, ready to go downstairs to have breakfast, and stop by the supermarket to buy some vegetables.
He stood beside the bed and shouted, "Yan Su, I'm going downstairs to have breakfast and go to the supermarket to buy vegetables. Do you want to go?"
Yan Su hugged the pillow and muttered, apparently fell asleep, before Xu Changpu was about to go out, he jumped up from the bed: "Go...go, of course, I haven't eaten the breakfast downstairs at your house Woolen cloth."
He couldn't be happier, this was the first time Xu Changpu invited him to do something.
He washed up urgently, and followed Xu Changpu out.
The road leading to the supermarket is a street. The row of dining alleys is a bit messy, but this row is a premature sanctuary for the surrounding communities. It is close to the supermarket and the fresh market. Many aunts who get up early will go to After buying vegetables in the supermarket, eat a steamed bun and drink a cup of soy milk here, or have a bowl of hot dry noodles, rice noodles, etc. It is already past ten o'clock, so many early stalls have closed their stalls.
Except for a few food streets around the school, Yan Su has rarely seen this kind of street. His family has a single villa facing the lake, and the surrounding planning is famous for its high-end. It is quite novel to see this kind of neighborhood cultural holy place occasionally.
In front of a beef noodle restaurant, Xu Changpu stopped, he ordered a bowl of beef tripe noodles, and Yan Su followed him to order a bowl of beef tripe noodles.
Xu Changpu smiled and said: "When I was very young, my dad liked to bring me here to eat noodles. Every time he ordered a big bowl, he took a small bowl, and gave me a chopstick. He would take all the noodles. Pick out all the tripe beef and give it to me. Half of my small bowl is tripe beef. At that time, my family’s economy was not so good. I was thinking, if I have money in the future, I will bring my dad here to eat every day. I ordered a bowl of tripe beef every now and then, so he no longer had to give me all the meat and just eat noodles. Anyway, I think the taste is okay, and I don’t know your habit of eating or not. After my mother remarried, I I will come back for a sit-down during the next grave visit, the owner of this store passed away, and his son inherited his father's business, the taste is not as good as before, but it makes sense."
Yan Su smiled: "I'm definitely in the habit of eating."
After saying this, Yan Su yelled at the boss: "Give me a big bowl of tripe, beef, and offal."
The boss was stunned: "..."
Yan Su took out 400 yuan from his pocket and put it on the table: "One bowl should be enough. Tell me if it's not enough."
The boss said: "Enough."
Afterwards, he filled a large bowl of mixed beef and other things from those stainless steel square basins that had already prepared beef tripe and offal, and put it in front of the two of them, and smiled honestly: "You can actually order the one with beef and other How much are you waiting for? An extra serving of beef is only six yuan, which is a good deal.”
Yan Su said, "It's okay, thank you."
The boss said: "Then use it slowly."
After he finished speaking, he went to work on his own affairs.
Yan Su pushed the big bowl of beef in front of Xu Changpu and said, "From now on, I will accompany you to eat every day, and I will order a big bowl of meat every day, no matter whether it is sunny or rainy, I will clock in on time."
Xu Changpu looked at Yan Su, and for some reason, tears rolled in his eyes.
Seeing the bowl of mixed beef and offal, tears finally fell down overwhelmed. He hurriedly pulled out the toilet paper on the table, not knowing whether to cry or laugh, and said, "You are really annoying, you still eat every day. Don't you get bored?"
This is the first time Yan Su has seen Xu Changpu's different feelings under his indifferent appearance.
Yan Su pretended not to look at him, to save him some self-esteem, he stretched out his hand to pick up the meat, and said, "It's delicious, really, I like it very much."
After the two finished eating, they went to the supermarket and vegetable market. When Xu Changpu bought side dishes and let Yan Su watch the boss kill the old hen, Yan Su's cell phone rang.
"Yan Su, are you still studying?" Shao Ting asked.
Yan Su pushed the cart and said, "I'm shopping for vegetables, what's the matter? Oh, shit, boss, you didn't clean the chicken feathers, so clean the chicken feathers first. No wonder my little darling said he wanted to watch it, so he cut corners... "
Shao Ting smiled and said, "Yo Xi, you have become a good wife and husband."
Yan Su looked at the back of Xu Changpu who was carefully selecting vegetables in the distance, with a happy expression on his face. He fixed his eyes on the boss who killed the chicken, and the boss' back was numb from Yan Su's stare.
Shao Ting made fun of: "What? Now you don't insist on finding an adulterer? When did you become a wife slave? I remember when you just woke up, you said you were going to twist the head of the scum who cheated on you and caused you a car accident." Come down and kick the ball."
Yan Su's face brightened, and he looked at Xu Changpu buying side dishes not far away, and said nervously, "Don't mention scum, adulterers, etc. in front of Changpu again, I feel that he is cheating I felt very guilty, and we said in front of him every day, isn’t this poking his back? People have to look forward, and he can’t be allowed to correct because he made a mistake. Let’s poke his back every day. It’s because of you Talking about an adulterer in front of him, let him hide from me every day, I can see that he still has old feelings for me, but he can't face me because he has done a scandal, and he is avoiding me every day .”
Thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past Shao Ting's heart: How did you find out that Xu Changpu has old feelings for you?
Yan Su smiled: "I want him to know that I'm good, let go of his grudges and be with me again."
Shao Ting said; "Then you go on, by the way, have you found the adulterer?"
Yan Su said: "No, Calamus didn't tell me, the adulterer hasn't shown up yet, I think he has given up on that adulterer now, since my accident happened, I don't know if the adulterer is afraid of being retaliated , did not appear from the beginning to the end, and let calamus bear everything alone, it's too fucking a thing, this kind of person should be destroyed humanely. I think I have a play, compared with that adulterer, I am almost A good man of good men."
The chicken slaughter boss watched Yan Su on the phone, planning to put the chicken in a bag and weigh it. He glanced back and found that Yan Su's eyes were staring at him, as if to say, don't you take this old hen today? Clean up the chicken for me, and I'll clean up you.
It was the first time for the boss to see such a difficult guy. He had no fur at all, just a small fluff, which fell off after being boiled in boiling water. He was still staring at it.
Yan Su had never bought vegetables, let alone this kind of watching the boss handle chicken and fish. When Xu Changpu went to buy side dishes, he told him to clean the chicken. In his subconscious, clean means very clean, so He stared at the boss to death.
Shao Ting complained: "Why are you a bit like a spare boy, buddy, you are also an authentic boyfriend. You are quite proud of being reduced from an authentic boyfriend to a spare, and then ready to be a spare. , How on earth did you do it, if you tell me, I will laugh at you for a minute."
Yan Su glared at him coldly: "Get out. Boss, your chicken feet... there is still mud under the nails, and you haven't washed it off..."
The boss wanted to strangle Yan Su to death.
After chatting for a few words, Shao Ting hung up the phone.
Yu Liuying looked at Shao Ting with a resentful face and said, "Why didn't you ask him to come out to play? It's been a long time since the three of us have come out to play together on weekends? You traitor, do you also like that little concubine?"
Shao Ting looked at Yu Liuying with a smile and said: "He has started to study hard now. I have gone out to eat with him several times, and he is no longer picky eaters. He used to be picky eaters as if there is no food in the world that can be eaten. Now, He was killing chickens in the vegetable market. When he just hung up the phone, he seemed to be checking the chrysanthemum flowers. He used to be like a princess and the pea. His clothes were stained with dust and he felt that his clothes could not be worn. Now he can do anything, I think It won't be long before he becomes a 24-filial good man."
Yu Liuying curled her lips: "Hmph!"
Shao Ting smiled: "Don't you understand? Yan Su really likes Xu Changpu, and he is developing towards better and better. Have you ever seen him open a book before? Now He started to make test papers, and he has been a picky eater for more than ten years, Xu Changpu cured him in just a few days, so, Liuying, even if I call him out at this time, he will definitely not come out. The two of them don't know how sweet they are now."
Yu Liuying was like a discouraged ball: "Hey, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and my ancestors never deceived me. I won time, but lost to distance. It seems that there is nothing to be emotional about."
Shao Ting asked: "What time distance?"
Yu Liuying glared at Shao Ting like an idiot: "We have known each other since elementary school. In terms of time, I am better than that concubine, but there are three or four rows of seats between me and Yan Su. There is only one aisle away, so in terms of distance, I lost, and I won the moon first, so there is nothing worth feeling. If you don’t like it, you don’t like it. If you lose, you lose. Forget it, let’s have a good meal Well, the first wife should have the demeanor of the original wife, serving men is what concubines should do."
Shao Ting grabbed Liuying's shoulders: "You're right, it's rare that you see it so openly, today your brother Ting will invite you to the bar, and then help you find a few boys with long legs and handsome, you can choose whatever you want, as for that scum The male Yan Su and the scum Xu Changpu, we will curse them to grow old, be happy, fulfill their wishes, and give birth to precious children early!"
Yu Liuying: "Hmph! But I still feel unhappy in my heart."
Shao Ting: "Then curse a few more times, and you will be happy."
Yu Liuying: "Wait for me to play, I will draw a circle and curse them, otherwise I will be really sad."
Shao Ting nodded: "OK."
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The setting sun shone heavily through the window and shone on Xu Changpu's side face. He fell asleep lying on the desk notebook. Notes, marked differently with blue and red gel pens.
In the kitchen next to the study, the casserole was bubbling, and the old hen soup was rising from the lid of the casserole, and the aroma burst directly into the house from the living room.
Yan Su was correcting a wrong question when he smelled the fragrance and raised his head, but saw Xu Changpu's face sleeping peacefully.
Xu Changpu breathes evenly, pillows on the notebook, the warm winter sun pours in, and the suspended dust wanders wantonly in the sun like swimming elves.
With a click, Yan Su unconsciously bit the cap of the gel pen.
Xu Changpu raised his head when he heard the sound, looked around, asked Yan Su, "What time is it?"
Yan Su looked at his watch, "It's past four o'clock."
Xu Changpu rubbed his eyes and said, "I'll go and see the soup."
He stood up and was about to go out when Yan Su suddenly stopped him and asked, "What's wrong?"
Yan Su saw the ink of the red ballpoint pen printed on Xu Changpu's face. It should be that the pen didn't have a cap on it when he was sleeping and accidentally rubbed it on it.
Seeing Yan Su's half-smile, Xu Changpu asked in surprise, "What's the matter?"
Yan Su rubbed Xu Changpu's face in the audition, "I accidentally kissed you when you were asleep, I have to erase the traces of my crime."
Xu Changpu turned his head away from the pain, "Come on."
He went to the bathroom, saw the ballpoint pen mark on his face, and quickly wiped it off with a towel. Seeing Yan Su leaning against the door frame, he said, "I organized a notebook for you. You can take a look at it on Friday, and give it to me on the weekend, and I will continue to sort it out."
Yan Su smiled: "Okay."
After washing his face, Xu Changpu asked, "Are you hungry?"
The two of them still ate noodles at ten o'clock in the morning, and didn't eat at noon if they were not hungry, so he asked Yan Su if he was hungry.
"A little bit." Yan Su said.
Xu Changpu walked out of the kitchen: "Chop the shallots and put them in the pot, then you can eat."
If he is alone, he usually eats whatever he wants, and he is too lazy to do it. Now that Yan Su is here, he wants to eat chicken by name, so he must be dragged to the vegetable market to buy old hens. As an all-rounder who can do everything easily since elementary school Xueba, he found the simplest recipe and stewed the chicken in a casserole.
Yan Su turned and walked towards the kitchen and said, "I'll cut it, and I'll cut all your onions from now on. In the future, if you want to chop onions, call me anytime and anywhere, and I'll come over at any time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you will cut it."
Xu Changpu rolled his eyes at him: "Boring!"
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Monday, another sunny day.
"Mom, don't drink cold fruit juice early in the morning, it's not good for your health and you're prone to stomach problems." Yan Su taught his mother a lesson.
He ran into the kitchen and shouted, "Sister-in-law Chen, where's my omelette?"
Mrs. Chen said, "It's in the bag."
As soon as Yan Su grabbed the egg pancake, he ran towards the outside of the villa. The driver had already left the car outside, waiting to take him to school.
After changing his son's shoes, Yan's mother smiled and grabbed his son's schoolbag.
Yan Su tugged on his schoolbag strap anxiously: "Mom, I'm going to be late, don't pull me."
Mama Yan: "Who will eat the extra egg pancake you brought?"
Yan Su: "To Shao Ting."
Mother Yan: "Shao Ting is allergic to eggs, who are you giving them to?"
Yan Su pulled the schoolbag out of his mother's hand: "I won't tell you."
He ran away.
Mother Yan looked at the back of her son going away, and said, "This kid is in a puppy love. I really want to see him. What kind of magical power does it have to change all the shortcomings of my son? Sister-in-law Chen, you don't want to see him." You know, I used to think that my youngest son was hopeless, his whole body was full of flaws except for being handsome, I really wanted to remake him, now that he is healed, there is no need to remake him."
Mrs. Chen brought breakfast to the table, and found a light blue notebook on the coffee table in the living room, she shouted: "Madam, I forgot to bring the homework of the young master."
Mother Yan was about to go upstairs, but when she heard this, she felt very curious. Does her son still have homework?After so many years, when did I see him have a homework book?
She took a look.
Turning to a page casually, she was immediately dumbfounded: "Sister-in-law Chen, this word is very beautiful, it can be used as a copybook, and the handwriting is like a person, which means that the school bully who gave my son extra lessons must be very good-looking."
Yan Bo came down from the stairs, glanced at the characters, and said, "Mom, you have to separate from the fact that characters are like people. Xiao Yan's characters are very ugly. He is still a school grass."
Yan's mother: "It's not the same. That kid was an accident from the time of the fertilized egg. It's all because your father bought low-quality condoms."
On Monday, at school, Yan Su came early in the morning, and the omelette was still warm when he gave it to Xu Changpu.
Xu Changpu felt very embarrassed. Yan Su brought him breakfast for two months. He originally said that he would not bother him, but Yan Su insisted on bringing it for him. The omelette made by Yan's family is really delicious. , he also accepted.
"What is this?" Yan Su saw the toilet paper that Fang Kun spread out in front of the table in the front row, and the toilet paper was written all over with a black gel pen.
"Don't move, Brother Su, stay away from my toilet paper." Fang Kun yelled in horror when Yan Su approached his seat and was about to pick up the cheat sheet he wrote on the toilet paper.
Fang Kun explained: "This is the result of my copying for a week. You must not touch it. If I fail the exam, my parents will peel my skin."
He folded the three cheat sheets (mathematics, physics, and English) and put them in a stack of toilet paper that was originally folded, intending to put them in a small toilet paper bag.
Yan Su sneered: "Are you stupid? Take these three subjects separately. You pretend to be together. If you are caught cheating in one course, the other two will probably be confiscated as well."
When Fang Kun heard it, "It makes sense."
He quickly took out the other two small bags of unopened toilet paper from the desk, carefully pulled out the paper inside, and then separated the three cheat sheets into three small bags of toilet paper.
After filling it, he put three bags of toilet paper into the stationery bag, and then asked Yan Su: "Brother Su, don't you prepare a cheat sheet?"
"No, cheating is shameful, I'm a person with principles." Yan Su said, in fact, the main reason was that he didn't even bother to copy.
The two-day final exam passed quickly. After finishing the comprehensive exam on Wednesday afternoon, the whole school was in a state of excitement. There were shouts of football and basketball from the playground, the sound of running downstairs from the teaching building, and the sound from the classroom upstairs. There was the sound of stools being dragged, and some students were answering questions as they left the examination room.
In the next two days, the teacher will correct the test papers, and next week there will be three or four days of classes before the winter vacation.
After Xu Changpu took the science exam, he packed up his stationery and was about to leave the exam room. He and Lin Youdu were in the same exam room. Lin Youdu sat at an oblique corner of him and watched him pack his stationery. Lin Youdu dragged the stool from the front row over and sat next to his desk. Asked: "How did you do in the exam?"
Xu Changpu thought for a while and said, "It's okay."
Lin Youdu took the draft paper: "Let me ask, chemistry multiple-choice questions, the third question, the molecular formula of F, do you want to choose?"
At this time, a top student from class [-] came over and said, "I didn't choose, I think there is something wrong with the molecular formula."
One after another, several top students surrounded them, fighting with each other.
At the end, one asked Xu Changpu: "Did you choose? That F."
Xu Changpu nodded: "I have chosen, I think I should choose."
A girl argued: "That's not right, you did something wrong, you didn't choose that one, Lin Youdu, did you choose it?"
Lin Youdu shook his head: "No choice."
He looked at Xu Changpu and asked, "Why did you choose?"
Xu Changpu took out the draft paper, listed all the steps on the paper, and handed it to him.
Lin Youdu took it over to have a look, and suddenly realized: "So it is like this."
At the end, Lin Youdu asked: "Yesterday afternoon, mathematics, the last big question, what is the answer?"
Xu Changpu thought for a while, but couldn't remember, shook his head and said, "I don't know, I forgot, which one?"
Lin Youdu drew an ellipse on the paper, drew a number axis coordinates, and said: "Just ask for the distance from CD to AD. Every time I kneel down on the last big math problem and the third small problem."
Xu Changpu thought for a while and said, "It should be 25."
Lin Youdu threw away the draft paper, "It's over, I calculated 5, isn't it the square root?"
A student bully next to him turned his head: "No, the root number will disappear in the first step."
The Xueba discussion here was in full swing, and Yan Su had already arrived at the door of the first examination room. Seeing Yan Su coming, Xu Changpu quickly packed up his things and walked outside: "I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."
Lin Youdu followed the light and saw another boy standing by the light source at the door. Seeing Xu Changpu going out, Yan Su took Xu Changpu's arm. The two of them were talking and laughing towards the corridor. Go to the end.
Miraculously, he felt a good match.
Once the exam is over, some people are happy and some are worried.
When Xu Changpu and Yan Su walked into the classroom, the classroom was full of wailing. He walked up to Fang Kun and found Fang Kun was reciting a Buddhist scripture: "My Buddha is merciful, and I will overcome all hardships."
Yan Su smiled: "Didn't you prepare a cheat sheet?"
Fang Kun wanted to cry without tears: "I stuffed the cheat sheet in three bags of toilet paper. When I got to the examination room, I found out that when I took the math test, I brought the cheat sheet of science and comprehensive. .”
Yan Su comforted: "It's okay, didn't you bring your English correctly?"
Fang Kun wanted to cry even more: "The English cheat sheet was confiscated by the invigilator before it was brought out. My Buddha is merciful, and I have overcome all hardships. I want to go home and have a good year."
Yan Su: "What you should ask for is your parents' mercy."
Xu Changpu was attracted by Lin Cheng, and Lin Cheng was copying a poem by hand, and wrote it neatly on a piece of A4 paper: Don't touch me, or I will appear by your bedside tonight.
Seeing Xu Changpu's surprised gaze, Yan Su seemed to be asking him what happened, so he said, "He's preparing an epitaph for himself."
Huang Bin still had the look of "I'm the most worried", "You guys are all worthless, when you can't afford to go to college in the future, remember to come and join my brother, and my brother will make you a legend."
Xu Changpu was curious about the legend, so he asked Yan Su, "What legend?"
Yan Su said with a look of surprise: "Baby, the legend has nothing to do with you. You have to remember your identity. You are a man who wants to marry into a rich family. You don't need the legend of Brother Bin."
Xu Changpu gave Yan Su a blank look, he was really curious about the legend.
If you put it in the past, his attitude must be that you don't say anything, it's none of your business, and he hangs up high.
But now thinking of the advice that Lao Ban gave him, he asked softly: "What legend is it?"
Xu Changpu's voice was very soft and soft, like the rain in spring, Yan Su couldn't control such a voice, and now he was so eager to take out his heart and soul, he said immediately: "Collect protection fees with him, and we don't know how many years later we will destroy you." flowers of the motherland."
Xu Changpu really felt that there were no normal people in this class.
Li Yue, his deskmate, was crying silently there, with tears streaming down his face. His best friend sat in front of her and comforted her: "It's okay, didn't you just fail the exam once?"
Li Yue cried into tears: "If I didn't pass the exam this time, I won't have a scholarship next semester."
The whole class was silently mourning that they would be drawn into cakes during the Chinese New Year, only Xu Jie played the tarot cards in his hand calmly.
Yan Su teased: "God stick, have you gone to worship the dead souls in the West Teaching Building this time?"
Xu Jie gave Yan Su a blank look: "Don't be superstitious, but believe in science. This time I think I should do well in the exam. I have finished the multiple-choice questions this time, and checked them many times with Tarot cards and the Book of Changes. Later There is no time to do big questions, all spent on multiple-choice questions.”
Yan Su silently gave him a thumbs up.
Fang Kun patted Xu Jie on the back: "We will still be good brothers in the next life."
Xu Jie smiled: "Don't worry, I will burn more paper for you every year during the Qingming Festival and the Ghost Festival."
Fang Kun looked at Yan Su and smiled, "Brother Su, why don't you ever have to worry?"
Yan Su: "What are you worried about? My dad said that my family's money is enough for me to lose for more than 50 years, so don't worry, I will fight after 50 years."
Xu Jie waved his hands arrogantly: "Brother Su, you scheming bitch, every time you ask Xueba to help you make up lessons, you must have done well in the exam this time."
The magic stick has an expression of "I see through you", this scheming whore school bully, who is clearly studying hard in private, but pretends that he failed the exam.
When Fang Kun heard this, he was even more hopeless.
On Friday, release the list.
Not surprisingly, Xu Changpu was the first in the grade, and Lin Youdu was second. This time Xu Changpu dropped Lin Youdu by [-] points in total.
Yan Su's grades are still stable and hovering at the bottom of his age.
According to the situation that Xu Changpu has been helping Yan Su make up lessons for such a long time, it is absolutely impossible for Yan Su's grades to be so bad. Yan Su smiled and expressed his disdain, saying that he was too lazy to do it.
In fact, as a Yan Su who is proud of "how much he has dragged the class" all the year round, he still has a little inferiority complex in his heart when it comes to learning. He doesn't want his rival Lin Youdu to see him work hard and still be in the same grade. He couldn't stand on the ground, so he was complacent, maintaining a status quo of being indifferent.
He used to think that it would be good to be a scumbag in school, anyway, I have the throne to inherit, but now he suddenly realized that he is nothing if he leaves his home.And his love rival is so good, so good that he makes him jealous, he is jealous that Lin Youdu can take the exam with Xu Changpu in the same exam room.
He was cowardly and didn't dare to answer the questions, for fear that after he improved by two or three hundred places in the grade, others would look at him strangely, and they would say, "Look, the school bully has worked hard and improved so much", As a poor student, he doesn't want others to know that he is studying, and more importantly, he doesn't want to show in front of Lin Youdu that he is not as good as Lin Youdu after working hard, so he has to act like he hasn't worked hard.
The old class happily brought the Chinese test papers to the classroom before self-study on Friday night, and asked Li Yue to distribute the Chinese test papers.
He happily announced: "This time, our class did well in the exam. There are three people in the whole grade with full marks in all subjects, and two of them are with us. Applause."
There was thunderous applause in the classroom.
The old class smiled: "One is Xu Changpu, and the other is Xu Jie."
When the whole class looked at him with envy, Xu Jie bowed to the whole class and said, "I am a handsome man who won the whole world by relying on Zhou Yi and Tarot cards. Applause."
The old class saw Xu Jie so happy, and smiled along with him: "Actually, I'm quite surprised that Xu Jie can get full marks in the multiple-choice questions."
The master Xu Jie was dissatisfied, he stood up, and said to Lao Ban: "Old Ban, what do you mean? Do you know how many times I checked these multiple-choice questions with tarot cards and lottery holders. "
Lao Ban beamed with joy, waved his hand to signal him to sit down, and said, "I hope you can have such good luck in the college entrance examination."
At this time, Zhang Chi, No.2 in the class, asked, "Who is the one who got full marks for the multiple-choice question?"
The old class said: "It's Lin Youdu from Class Eight. It's easy to guess. Do you need to ask? He also played very well this time."
Xu Changpu was stunned. He remembered that when Lin Youdu was about to leave the examination room two days ago, Lin Youdu asked him a chemistry multiple-choice question. At that time, he chose F, but Lin Youdu did not choose F. During the whole process, Lin Youdu listened very carefully at that time, as if he really couldn't do that question. If he didn't choose this F, how could Lin Youdu get a perfect score?
In class eight, the papers were scattered on the podium like snowflakes and fell all over the floor.
A classmate stepped on Lin Youdu's answer sheet, just stepped on the F, and the F on that answer sheet was filled in neatly.
The classmate didn't see it and stepped on it.
Passers-by picked up the answer sheet and clicked their tongues a few times: "It would be great if this answer sheet was mine."
Lin Youdu held the chemistry test paper, looked at the F on the test paper, and the calculation steps he filled in on the test paper, and fell into deep thought.
He never thought that he would get full marks for the multiple-choice questions. When he asked Xu Changpu, he just asked casually. If he had known about it, he would have asked a big question.
Holding the test paper, Lin Youdu was very envious of Yan Su, because he found that he couldn't find any other reason to get along with Xu Changpu, not even any other reason, other than talking to Xu Changpu when he was checking the answers in the examination room. Go talk to him a little more, let alone find any time and place to stay with Xu Changpu for a while—except for the little time in the examination room.
At this time, he was extremely envious of Yan Su, his grades were counting down, and he could find Xu Changpu to make up lessons openly, but he didn't cherish this opportunity that others couldn't get, and he was still doing nothing. OK
For the first time in his life, he felt that it was good to be a scumbag.
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Xu Jie——a handsome man who conquered the examination room by relying on Tarot cards and the Book of Changes, suddenly became a key figure in the school.
Now the school has a set of tarot cards, and the bookstore owners outside the school are all confused. What students now come to the bookstore are not "Five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation" and some college entrance examination prediction questions, one by one to ask if there is any Tarot What's the deal?Did Haiqing No. [-] Middle School add theology subject?
The small shops outside the school began to stock some tarot cards, lottery holders, high score talismans, etc...
Xu Jie was surrounded by stars like the moon, and now he is no longer called a god stick, but a great god.
"Great God, Great God, do you see that I measured Mercury's reversal, right?"
"Master, why is there something wrong with my lottery?"
"Great God, look at the drawing of my talisman, right?"
Xu Jie enjoyed the admiration of thousands of people, and smiled: "The end of science is philosophy, and the end of philosophy is theology. Brother Su, don't you really want to learn? It's very simple."
Yan Su was speechless and looked at the corridor between himself and Xu Changpu, which was crowded with people. He almost lost sight of Xu Changpu. The sophomores, and even those who were about to take the college entrance examination in the third year of high school came in batch after batch.
Before the large troops flooded into the classroom, Xu Changpu immediately took his schoolbag and put all the things on the desk into the desk, so as not to be squeezed to the ground. After taking the things, he glanced at Yan Su , squeezed out the back door.
Although there are three or four days of class now, it is basically equivalent to a holiday. The content of the class is basically the teacher is talking about the papers of the final exam, and many students have sneaked out to surf the Internet openly.
Seeing Xu Changpu leaving, Yan Su grabbed the tarot card in Xu Jie's hand and followed him.
He followed Xu Changpu, unfolded the Tarot cards, and swayed around in front of Xu Changpu: "Do you think I need to learn? Think about it, to learn Chinese, mathematics, physics, chemistry, and students, you need to learn six, and a Tarot deck cards, shared by the six subjects, I personally think it would be more cost-effective to learn Tarot cards.”
Xu Changpu gave Yan Su an angry look, "You should wait until the next monthly exam to see Xu Jie's results before deciding whether to study or not?"
Yan Su smiled: "That's right."
Xu Changpu asked: "Why don't you take the test well? If you take the test well, your grades won't be so bad?"
Yan Su gathered the unfolded Tarot cards: "I reposted the koi, but who knows that reposting the koi is useless. Come on, let's pray and pray that we can get a good grade in the next exam."
As he spoke, he clasped his hands together and bowed three times to the dark sky.
Xu Changpu was indifferent.
Yan Su pulled Xu Changpu: "Pray quickly, don't you want me to get good grades in the exam? Pray for me quickly."
Although Xu Changpu felt bored, he followed Yan Su's example, put his palms together, and bowed three times to the misty sky.
"Oh, I'll go, are you provoking Wanzhou's new style? Worshiping heaven and earth at the school gate?" Shao Ting was walking from the school gate with a box of egg tarts: "Want to make a red envelope?"
Yan Su said coldly, "Get lost."
Boom, sky moment
The dogs in this city didn't get up, but Yan Su got up, and he wanted to get up to go shopping with Calamus.
His elder brother heard movement outside the room, got up and looked, it was four o'clock in the morning.
Yan Bo rubbed his eyes, put on slippers, and said, "What are you doing? It's only four o'clock."
Yan Su carried the bag across his shoulders and ran downstairs, excitedly saying, "Have you ever heard of chicken dancing? Have you heard of chiseling the wall to make excuses? Is it going to take the college entrance examination soon? I'm going to make up lessons, and I won't be back today." It's time to eat, don't wait for me."
Yan Bo yelled, turned around and walked into the room: "Are you going to enter Tsinghua University, or Peking University, and work so hard?"
Yan Su smiled: "Whoever makes me not get good grades usually has to work harder than others."
"I don't think your ulterior motives are in the bar." Yan Bo clicked his tongue a few times, and asked his driver to take Yan Su to Xu Changpu's house.
Yan Su rushed to Xu Changpu's house at the darkest time before dawn.
The guard of the community hadn't gotten up yet, so he went in directly from the gate of the community.
Xu Changpu heard a knock on the door when he was sleeping soundly in the early morning, and he was shocked when he saw Yan Su: "I told you to come early, didn't I tell you so early? The supermarket hasn't opened yet?"
"Are you trying to seduce me by wearing this?" Yan Su looked at Xu Changpu inside the door with his messy hair, his eyelids were almost glued together, his dark circles were thick, and he looked listless, probably because he didn't sleep at night. sleep well.The winter cotton pajamas are a little wrinkled, and the white neck is exposed from the dark blue plaid pajamas, illuminated by the incandescent lamp, giving off a cold light.
Yan Su's eyes fell on Xu Changpu's collarbone, and he raised his hand out of nowhere, wanting to touch it, he felt that he must have liked Xu Changpu's collarbone very much before, otherwise he wouldn't have seen it now I just want to touch it.
Xu Changpu murmured, "Come in, it's too early, it's only 04:30, and it's still dark."
Yan Su was ruthless, and hurriedly bent over to change his shoes, and glanced elsewhere: "Nothing can stop my enthusiasm for learning."
Nothing can stop Yan Su, who is enthusiastic about learning, and after entering the door, he insists on relying on Xu Changpu, and finally both of them fell asleep, sleeping until after ten o'clock in the morning.
After Xu Changpu brushed his teeth and washed his face, Yan Su was still sound asleep, and the vows he made in the early morning to study were all turned into clouds of smoke.
Xu Changpu packed up, ready to go downstairs to have breakfast, and stop by the supermarket to buy some vegetables.
He stood beside the bed and shouted, "Yan Su, I'm going downstairs to have breakfast and go to the supermarket to buy vegetables. Do you want to go?"
Yan Su hugged the pillow and muttered, apparently fell asleep, before Xu Changpu was about to go out, he jumped up from the bed: "Go...go, of course, I haven't eaten the breakfast downstairs at your house Woolen cloth."
He couldn't be happier, this was the first time Xu Changpu invited him to do something.
He washed up urgently, and followed Xu Changpu out.
The road leading to the supermarket is a street. The row of dining alleys is a bit messy, but this row is a premature sanctuary for the surrounding communities. It is close to the supermarket and the fresh market. Many aunts who get up early will go to After buying vegetables in the supermarket, eat a steamed bun and drink a cup of soy milk here, or have a bowl of hot dry noodles, rice noodles, etc. It is already past ten o'clock, so many early stalls have closed their stalls.
Except for a few food streets around the school, Yan Su has rarely seen this kind of street. His family has a single villa facing the lake, and the surrounding planning is famous for its high-end. It is quite novel to see this kind of neighborhood cultural holy place occasionally.
In front of a beef noodle restaurant, Xu Changpu stopped, he ordered a bowl of beef tripe noodles, and Yan Su followed him to order a bowl of beef tripe noodles.
Xu Changpu smiled and said: "When I was very young, my dad liked to bring me here to eat noodles. Every time he ordered a big bowl, he took a small bowl, and gave me a chopstick. He would take all the noodles. Pick out all the tripe beef and give it to me. Half of my small bowl is tripe beef. At that time, my family’s economy was not so good. I was thinking, if I have money in the future, I will bring my dad here to eat every day. I ordered a bowl of tripe beef every now and then, so he no longer had to give me all the meat and just eat noodles. Anyway, I think the taste is okay, and I don’t know your habit of eating or not. After my mother remarried, I I will come back for a sit-down during the next grave visit, the owner of this store passed away, and his son inherited his father's business, the taste is not as good as before, but it makes sense."
Yan Su smiled: "I'm definitely in the habit of eating."
After saying this, Yan Su yelled at the boss: "Give me a big bowl of tripe, beef, and offal."
The boss was stunned: "..."
Yan Su took out 400 yuan from his pocket and put it on the table: "One bowl should be enough. Tell me if it's not enough."
The boss said: "Enough."
Afterwards, he filled a large bowl of mixed beef and other things from those stainless steel square basins that had already prepared beef tripe and offal, and put it in front of the two of them, and smiled honestly: "You can actually order the one with beef and other How much are you waiting for? An extra serving of beef is only six yuan, which is a good deal.”
Yan Su said, "It's okay, thank you."
The boss said: "Then use it slowly."
After he finished speaking, he went to work on his own affairs.
Yan Su pushed the big bowl of beef in front of Xu Changpu and said, "From now on, I will accompany you to eat every day, and I will order a big bowl of meat every day, no matter whether it is sunny or rainy, I will clock in on time."
Xu Changpu looked at Yan Su, and for some reason, tears rolled in his eyes.
Seeing the bowl of mixed beef and offal, tears finally fell down overwhelmed. He hurriedly pulled out the toilet paper on the table, not knowing whether to cry or laugh, and said, "You are really annoying, you still eat every day. Don't you get bored?"
This is the first time Yan Su has seen Xu Changpu's different feelings under his indifferent appearance.
Yan Su pretended not to look at him, to save him some self-esteem, he stretched out his hand to pick up the meat, and said, "It's delicious, really, I like it very much."
After the two finished eating, they went to the supermarket and vegetable market. When Xu Changpu bought side dishes and let Yan Su watch the boss kill the old hen, Yan Su's cell phone rang.
"Yan Su, are you still studying?" Shao Ting asked.
Yan Su pushed the cart and said, "I'm shopping for vegetables, what's the matter? Oh, shit, boss, you didn't clean the chicken feathers, so clean the chicken feathers first. No wonder my little darling said he wanted to watch it, so he cut corners... "
Shao Ting smiled and said, "Yo Xi, you have become a good wife and husband."
Yan Su looked at the back of Xu Changpu who was carefully selecting vegetables in the distance, with a happy expression on his face. He fixed his eyes on the boss who killed the chicken, and the boss' back was numb from Yan Su's stare.
Shao Ting made fun of: "What? Now you don't insist on finding an adulterer? When did you become a wife slave? I remember when you just woke up, you said you were going to twist the head of the scum who cheated on you and caused you a car accident." Come down and kick the ball."
Yan Su's face brightened, and he looked at Xu Changpu buying side dishes not far away, and said nervously, "Don't mention scum, adulterers, etc. in front of Changpu again, I feel that he is cheating I felt very guilty, and we said in front of him every day, isn’t this poking his back? People have to look forward, and he can’t be allowed to correct because he made a mistake. Let’s poke his back every day. It’s because of you Talking about an adulterer in front of him, let him hide from me every day, I can see that he still has old feelings for me, but he can't face me because he has done a scandal, and he is avoiding me every day .”
Thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past Shao Ting's heart: How did you find out that Xu Changpu has old feelings for you?
Yan Su smiled: "I want him to know that I'm good, let go of his grudges and be with me again."
Shao Ting said; "Then you go on, by the way, have you found the adulterer?"
Yan Su said: "No, Calamus didn't tell me, the adulterer hasn't shown up yet, I think he has given up on that adulterer now, since my accident happened, I don't know if the adulterer is afraid of being retaliated , did not appear from the beginning to the end, and let calamus bear everything alone, it's too fucking a thing, this kind of person should be destroyed humanely. I think I have a play, compared with that adulterer, I am almost A good man of good men."
The chicken slaughter boss watched Yan Su on the phone, planning to put the chicken in a bag and weigh it. He glanced back and found that Yan Su's eyes were staring at him, as if to say, don't you take this old hen today? Clean up the chicken for me, and I'll clean up you.
It was the first time for the boss to see such a difficult guy. He had no fur at all, just a small fluff, which fell off after being boiled in boiling water. He was still staring at it.
Yan Su had never bought vegetables, let alone this kind of watching the boss handle chicken and fish. When Xu Changpu went to buy side dishes, he told him to clean the chicken. In his subconscious, clean means very clean, so He stared at the boss to death.
Shao Ting complained: "Why are you a bit like a spare boy, buddy, you are also an authentic boyfriend. You are quite proud of being reduced from an authentic boyfriend to a spare, and then ready to be a spare. , How on earth did you do it, if you tell me, I will laugh at you for a minute."
Yan Su glared at him coldly: "Get out. Boss, your chicken feet... there is still mud under the nails, and you haven't washed it off..."
The boss wanted to strangle Yan Su to death.
After chatting for a few words, Shao Ting hung up the phone.
Yu Liuying looked at Shao Ting with a resentful face and said, "Why didn't you ask him to come out to play? It's been a long time since the three of us have come out to play together on weekends? You traitor, do you also like that little concubine?"
Shao Ting looked at Yu Liuying with a smile and said: "He has started to study hard now. I have gone out to eat with him several times, and he is no longer picky eaters. He used to be picky eaters as if there is no food in the world that can be eaten. Now, He was killing chickens in the vegetable market. When he just hung up the phone, he seemed to be checking the chrysanthemum flowers. He used to be like a princess and the pea. His clothes were stained with dust and he felt that his clothes could not be worn. Now he can do anything, I think It won't be long before he becomes a 24-filial good man."
Yu Liuying curled her lips: "Hmph!"
Shao Ting smiled: "Don't you understand? Yan Su really likes Xu Changpu, and he is developing towards better and better. Have you ever seen him open a book before? Now He started to make test papers, and he has been a picky eater for more than ten years, Xu Changpu cured him in just a few days, so, Liuying, even if I call him out at this time, he will definitely not come out. The two of them don't know how sweet they are now."
Yu Liuying was like a discouraged ball: "Hey, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and my ancestors never deceived me. I won time, but lost to distance. It seems that there is nothing to be emotional about."
Shao Ting asked: "What time distance?"
Yu Liuying glared at Shao Ting like an idiot: "We have known each other since elementary school. In terms of time, I am better than that concubine, but there are three or four rows of seats between me and Yan Su. There is only one aisle away, so in terms of distance, I lost, and I won the moon first, so there is nothing worth feeling. If you don’t like it, you don’t like it. If you lose, you lose. Forget it, let’s have a good meal Well, the first wife should have the demeanor of the original wife, serving men is what concubines should do."
Shao Ting grabbed Liuying's shoulders: "You're right, it's rare that you see it so openly, today your brother Ting will invite you to the bar, and then help you find a few boys with long legs and handsome, you can choose whatever you want, as for that scum The male Yan Su and the scum Xu Changpu, we will curse them to grow old, be happy, fulfill their wishes, and give birth to precious children early!"
Yu Liuying: "Hmph! But I still feel unhappy in my heart."
Shao Ting: "Then curse a few more times, and you will be happy."
Yu Liuying: "Wait for me to play, I will draw a circle and curse them, otherwise I will be really sad."
Shao Ting nodded: "OK."
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The setting sun shone heavily through the window and shone on Xu Changpu's side face. He fell asleep lying on the desk notebook. Notes, marked differently with blue and red gel pens.
In the kitchen next to the study, the casserole was bubbling, and the old hen soup was rising from the lid of the casserole, and the aroma burst directly into the house from the living room.
Yan Su was correcting a wrong question when he smelled the fragrance and raised his head, but saw Xu Changpu's face sleeping peacefully.
Xu Changpu breathes evenly, pillows on the notebook, the warm winter sun pours in, and the suspended dust wanders wantonly in the sun like swimming elves.
With a click, Yan Su unconsciously bit the cap of the gel pen.
Xu Changpu raised his head when he heard the sound, looked around, asked Yan Su, "What time is it?"
Yan Su looked at his watch, "It's past four o'clock."
Xu Changpu rubbed his eyes and said, "I'll go and see the soup."
He stood up and was about to go out when Yan Su suddenly stopped him and asked, "What's wrong?"
Yan Su saw the ink of the red ballpoint pen printed on Xu Changpu's face. It should be that the pen didn't have a cap on it when he was sleeping and accidentally rubbed it on it.
Seeing Yan Su's half-smile, Xu Changpu asked in surprise, "What's the matter?"
Yan Su rubbed Xu Changpu's face in the audition, "I accidentally kissed you when you were asleep, I have to erase the traces of my crime."
Xu Changpu turned his head away from the pain, "Come on."
He went to the bathroom, saw the ballpoint pen mark on his face, and quickly wiped it off with a towel. Seeing Yan Su leaning against the door frame, he said, "I organized a notebook for you. You can take a look at it on Friday, and give it to me on the weekend, and I will continue to sort it out."
Yan Su smiled: "Okay."
After washing his face, Xu Changpu asked, "Are you hungry?"
The two of them still ate noodles at ten o'clock in the morning, and didn't eat at noon if they were not hungry, so he asked Yan Su if he was hungry.
"A little bit." Yan Su said.
Xu Changpu walked out of the kitchen: "Chop the shallots and put them in the pot, then you can eat."
If he is alone, he usually eats whatever he wants, and he is too lazy to do it. Now that Yan Su is here, he wants to eat chicken by name, so he must be dragged to the vegetable market to buy old hens. As an all-rounder who can do everything easily since elementary school Xueba, he found the simplest recipe and stewed the chicken in a casserole.
Yan Su turned and walked towards the kitchen and said, "I'll cut it, and I'll cut all your onions from now on. In the future, if you want to chop onions, call me anytime and anywhere, and I'll come over at any time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you will cut it."
Xu Changpu rolled his eyes at him: "Boring!"
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Monday, another sunny day.
"Mom, don't drink cold fruit juice early in the morning, it's not good for your health and you're prone to stomach problems." Yan Su taught his mother a lesson.
He ran into the kitchen and shouted, "Sister-in-law Chen, where's my omelette?"
Mrs. Chen said, "It's in the bag."
As soon as Yan Su grabbed the egg pancake, he ran towards the outside of the villa. The driver had already left the car outside, waiting to take him to school.
After changing his son's shoes, Yan's mother smiled and grabbed his son's schoolbag.
Yan Su tugged on his schoolbag strap anxiously: "Mom, I'm going to be late, don't pull me."
Mama Yan: "Who will eat the extra egg pancake you brought?"
Yan Su: "To Shao Ting."
Mother Yan: "Shao Ting is allergic to eggs, who are you giving them to?"
Yan Su pulled the schoolbag out of his mother's hand: "I won't tell you."
He ran away.
Mother Yan looked at the back of her son going away, and said, "This kid is in a puppy love. I really want to see him. What kind of magical power does it have to change all the shortcomings of my son? Sister-in-law Chen, you don't want to see him." You know, I used to think that my youngest son was hopeless, his whole body was full of flaws except for being handsome, I really wanted to remake him, now that he is healed, there is no need to remake him."
Mrs. Chen brought breakfast to the table, and found a light blue notebook on the coffee table in the living room, she shouted: "Madam, I forgot to bring the homework of the young master."
Mother Yan was about to go upstairs, but when she heard this, she felt very curious. Does her son still have homework?After so many years, when did I see him have a homework book?
She took a look.
Turning to a page casually, she was immediately dumbfounded: "Sister-in-law Chen, this word is very beautiful, it can be used as a copybook, and the handwriting is like a person, which means that the school bully who gave my son extra lessons must be very good-looking."
Yan Bo came down from the stairs, glanced at the characters, and said, "Mom, you have to separate from the fact that characters are like people. Xiao Yan's characters are very ugly. He is still a school grass."
Yan's mother: "It's not the same. That kid was an accident from the time of the fertilized egg. It's all because your father bought low-quality condoms."
On Monday, at school, Yan Su came early in the morning, and the omelette was still warm when he gave it to Xu Changpu.
Xu Changpu felt very embarrassed. Yan Su brought him breakfast for two months. He originally said that he would not bother him, but Yan Su insisted on bringing it for him. The omelette made by Yan's family is really delicious. , he also accepted.
"What is this?" Yan Su saw the toilet paper that Fang Kun spread out in front of the table in the front row, and the toilet paper was written all over with a black gel pen.
"Don't move, Brother Su, stay away from my toilet paper." Fang Kun yelled in horror when Yan Su approached his seat and was about to pick up the cheat sheet he wrote on the toilet paper.
Fang Kun explained: "This is the result of my copying for a week. You must not touch it. If I fail the exam, my parents will peel my skin."
He folded the three cheat sheets (mathematics, physics, and English) and put them in a stack of toilet paper that was originally folded, intending to put them in a small toilet paper bag.
Yan Su sneered: "Are you stupid? Take these three subjects separately. You pretend to be together. If you are caught cheating in one course, the other two will probably be confiscated as well."
When Fang Kun heard it, "It makes sense."
He quickly took out the other two small bags of unopened toilet paper from the desk, carefully pulled out the paper inside, and then separated the three cheat sheets into three small bags of toilet paper.
After filling it, he put three bags of toilet paper into the stationery bag, and then asked Yan Su: "Brother Su, don't you prepare a cheat sheet?"
"No, cheating is shameful, I'm a person with principles." Yan Su said, in fact, the main reason was that he didn't even bother to copy.
The two-day final exam passed quickly. After finishing the comprehensive exam on Wednesday afternoon, the whole school was in a state of excitement. There were shouts of football and basketball from the playground, the sound of running downstairs from the teaching building, and the sound from the classroom upstairs. There was the sound of stools being dragged, and some students were answering questions as they left the examination room.
In the next two days, the teacher will correct the test papers, and next week there will be three or four days of classes before the winter vacation.
After Xu Changpu took the science exam, he packed up his stationery and was about to leave the exam room. He and Lin Youdu were in the same exam room. Lin Youdu sat at an oblique corner of him and watched him pack his stationery. Lin Youdu dragged the stool from the front row over and sat next to his desk. Asked: "How did you do in the exam?"
Xu Changpu thought for a while and said, "It's okay."
Lin Youdu took the draft paper: "Let me ask, chemistry multiple-choice questions, the third question, the molecular formula of F, do you want to choose?"
At this time, a top student from class [-] came over and said, "I didn't choose, I think there is something wrong with the molecular formula."
One after another, several top students surrounded them, fighting with each other.
At the end, one asked Xu Changpu: "Did you choose? That F."
Xu Changpu nodded: "I have chosen, I think I should choose."
A girl argued: "That's not right, you did something wrong, you didn't choose that one, Lin Youdu, did you choose it?"
Lin Youdu shook his head: "No choice."
He looked at Xu Changpu and asked, "Why did you choose?"
Xu Changpu took out the draft paper, listed all the steps on the paper, and handed it to him.
Lin Youdu took it over to have a look, and suddenly realized: "So it is like this."
At the end, Lin Youdu asked: "Yesterday afternoon, mathematics, the last big question, what is the answer?"
Xu Changpu thought for a while, but couldn't remember, shook his head and said, "I don't know, I forgot, which one?"
Lin Youdu drew an ellipse on the paper, drew a number axis coordinates, and said: "Just ask for the distance from CD to AD. Every time I kneel down on the last big math problem and the third small problem."
Xu Changpu thought for a while and said, "It should be 25."
Lin Youdu threw away the draft paper, "It's over, I calculated 5, isn't it the square root?"
A student bully next to him turned his head: "No, the root number will disappear in the first step."
The Xueba discussion here was in full swing, and Yan Su had already arrived at the door of the first examination room. Seeing Yan Su coming, Xu Changpu quickly packed up his things and walked outside: "I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."
Lin Youdu followed the light and saw another boy standing by the light source at the door. Seeing Xu Changpu going out, Yan Su took Xu Changpu's arm. The two of them were talking and laughing towards the corridor. Go to the end.
Miraculously, he felt a good match.
Once the exam is over, some people are happy and some are worried.
When Xu Changpu and Yan Su walked into the classroom, the classroom was full of wailing. He walked up to Fang Kun and found Fang Kun was reciting a Buddhist scripture: "My Buddha is merciful, and I will overcome all hardships."
Yan Su smiled: "Didn't you prepare a cheat sheet?"
Fang Kun wanted to cry without tears: "I stuffed the cheat sheet in three bags of toilet paper. When I got to the examination room, I found out that when I took the math test, I brought the cheat sheet of science and comprehensive. .”
Yan Su comforted: "It's okay, didn't you bring your English correctly?"
Fang Kun wanted to cry even more: "The English cheat sheet was confiscated by the invigilator before it was brought out. My Buddha is merciful, and I have overcome all hardships. I want to go home and have a good year."
Yan Su: "What you should ask for is your parents' mercy."
Xu Changpu was attracted by Lin Cheng, and Lin Cheng was copying a poem by hand, and wrote it neatly on a piece of A4 paper: Don't touch me, or I will appear by your bedside tonight.
Seeing Xu Changpu's surprised gaze, Yan Su seemed to be asking him what happened, so he said, "He's preparing an epitaph for himself."
Huang Bin still had the look of "I'm the most worried", "You guys are all worthless, when you can't afford to go to college in the future, remember to come and join my brother, and my brother will make you a legend."
Xu Changpu was curious about the legend, so he asked Yan Su, "What legend?"
Yan Su said with a look of surprise: "Baby, the legend has nothing to do with you. You have to remember your identity. You are a man who wants to marry into a rich family. You don't need the legend of Brother Bin."
Xu Changpu gave Yan Su a blank look, he was really curious about the legend.
If you put it in the past, his attitude must be that you don't say anything, it's none of your business, and he hangs up high.
But now thinking of the advice that Lao Ban gave him, he asked softly: "What legend is it?"
Xu Changpu's voice was very soft and soft, like the rain in spring, Yan Su couldn't control such a voice, and now he was so eager to take out his heart and soul, he said immediately: "Collect protection fees with him, and we don't know how many years later we will destroy you." flowers of the motherland."
Xu Changpu really felt that there were no normal people in this class.
Li Yue, his deskmate, was crying silently there, with tears streaming down his face. His best friend sat in front of her and comforted her: "It's okay, didn't you just fail the exam once?"
Li Yue cried into tears: "If I didn't pass the exam this time, I won't have a scholarship next semester."
The whole class was silently mourning that they would be drawn into cakes during the Chinese New Year, only Xu Jie played the tarot cards in his hand calmly.
Yan Su teased: "God stick, have you gone to worship the dead souls in the West Teaching Building this time?"
Xu Jie gave Yan Su a blank look: "Don't be superstitious, but believe in science. This time I think I should do well in the exam. I have finished the multiple-choice questions this time, and checked them many times with Tarot cards and the Book of Changes. Later There is no time to do big questions, all spent on multiple-choice questions.”
Yan Su silently gave him a thumbs up.
Fang Kun patted Xu Jie on the back: "We will still be good brothers in the next life."
Xu Jie smiled: "Don't worry, I will burn more paper for you every year during the Qingming Festival and the Ghost Festival."
Fang Kun looked at Yan Su and smiled, "Brother Su, why don't you ever have to worry?"
Yan Su: "What are you worried about? My dad said that my family's money is enough for me to lose for more than 50 years, so don't worry, I will fight after 50 years."
Xu Jie waved his hands arrogantly: "Brother Su, you scheming bitch, every time you ask Xueba to help you make up lessons, you must have done well in the exam this time."
The magic stick has an expression of "I see through you", this scheming whore school bully, who is clearly studying hard in private, but pretends that he failed the exam.
When Fang Kun heard this, he was even more hopeless.
On Friday, release the list.
Not surprisingly, Xu Changpu was the first in the grade, and Lin Youdu was second. This time Xu Changpu dropped Lin Youdu by [-] points in total.
Yan Su's grades are still stable and hovering at the bottom of his age.
According to the situation that Xu Changpu has been helping Yan Su make up lessons for such a long time, it is absolutely impossible for Yan Su's grades to be so bad. Yan Su smiled and expressed his disdain, saying that he was too lazy to do it.
In fact, as a Yan Su who is proud of "how much he has dragged the class" all the year round, he still has a little inferiority complex in his heart when it comes to learning. He doesn't want his rival Lin Youdu to see him work hard and still be in the same grade. He couldn't stand on the ground, so he was complacent, maintaining a status quo of being indifferent.
He used to think that it would be good to be a scumbag in school, anyway, I have the throne to inherit, but now he suddenly realized that he is nothing if he leaves his home.And his love rival is so good, so good that he makes him jealous, he is jealous that Lin Youdu can take the exam with Xu Changpu in the same exam room.
He was cowardly and didn't dare to answer the questions, for fear that after he improved by two or three hundred places in the grade, others would look at him strangely, and they would say, "Look, the school bully has worked hard and improved so much", As a poor student, he doesn't want others to know that he is studying, and more importantly, he doesn't want to show in front of Lin Youdu that he is not as good as Lin Youdu after working hard, so he has to act like he hasn't worked hard.
The old class happily brought the Chinese test papers to the classroom before self-study on Friday night, and asked Li Yue to distribute the Chinese test papers.
He happily announced: "This time, our class did well in the exam. There are three people in the whole grade with full marks in all subjects, and two of them are with us. Applause."
There was thunderous applause in the classroom.
The old class smiled: "One is Xu Changpu, and the other is Xu Jie."
When the whole class looked at him with envy, Xu Jie bowed to the whole class and said, "I am a handsome man who won the whole world by relying on Zhou Yi and Tarot cards. Applause."
The old class saw Xu Jie so happy, and smiled along with him: "Actually, I'm quite surprised that Xu Jie can get full marks in the multiple-choice questions."
The master Xu Jie was dissatisfied, he stood up, and said to Lao Ban: "Old Ban, what do you mean? Do you know how many times I checked these multiple-choice questions with tarot cards and lottery holders. "
Lao Ban beamed with joy, waved his hand to signal him to sit down, and said, "I hope you can have such good luck in the college entrance examination."
At this time, Zhang Chi, No.2 in the class, asked, "Who is the one who got full marks for the multiple-choice question?"
The old class said: "It's Lin Youdu from Class Eight. It's easy to guess. Do you need to ask? He also played very well this time."
Xu Changpu was stunned. He remembered that when Lin Youdu was about to leave the examination room two days ago, Lin Youdu asked him a chemistry multiple-choice question. At that time, he chose F, but Lin Youdu did not choose F. During the whole process, Lin Youdu listened very carefully at that time, as if he really couldn't do that question. If he didn't choose this F, how could Lin Youdu get a perfect score?
In class eight, the papers were scattered on the podium like snowflakes and fell all over the floor.
A classmate stepped on Lin Youdu's answer sheet, just stepped on the F, and the F on that answer sheet was filled in neatly.
The classmate didn't see it and stepped on it.
Passers-by picked up the answer sheet and clicked their tongues a few times: "It would be great if this answer sheet was mine."
Lin Youdu held the chemistry test paper, looked at the F on the test paper, and the calculation steps he filled in on the test paper, and fell into deep thought.
He never thought that he would get full marks for the multiple-choice questions. When he asked Xu Changpu, he just asked casually. If he had known about it, he would have asked a big question.
Holding the test paper, Lin Youdu was very envious of Yan Su, because he found that he couldn't find any other reason to get along with Xu Changpu, not even any other reason, other than talking to Xu Changpu when he was checking the answers in the examination room. Go talk to him a little more, let alone find any time and place to stay with Xu Changpu for a while—except for the little time in the examination room.
At this time, he was extremely envious of Yan Su, his grades were counting down, and he could find Xu Changpu to make up lessons openly, but he didn't cherish this opportunity that others couldn't get, and he was still doing nothing. OK
For the first time in his life, he felt that it was good to be a scumbag.
==
Xu Jie——a handsome man who conquered the examination room by relying on Tarot cards and the Book of Changes, suddenly became a key figure in the school.
Now the school has a set of tarot cards, and the bookstore owners outside the school are all confused. What students now come to the bookstore are not "Five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation" and some college entrance examination prediction questions, one by one to ask if there is any Tarot What's the deal?Did Haiqing No. [-] Middle School add theology subject?
The small shops outside the school began to stock some tarot cards, lottery holders, high score talismans, etc...
Xu Jie was surrounded by stars like the moon, and now he is no longer called a god stick, but a great god.
"Great God, Great God, do you see that I measured Mercury's reversal, right?"
"Master, why is there something wrong with my lottery?"
"Great God, look at the drawing of my talisman, right?"
Xu Jie enjoyed the admiration of thousands of people, and smiled: "The end of science is philosophy, and the end of philosophy is theology. Brother Su, don't you really want to learn? It's very simple."
Yan Su was speechless and looked at the corridor between himself and Xu Changpu, which was crowded with people. He almost lost sight of Xu Changpu. The sophomores, and even those who were about to take the college entrance examination in the third year of high school came in batch after batch.
Before the large troops flooded into the classroom, Xu Changpu immediately took his schoolbag and put all the things on the desk into the desk, so as not to be squeezed to the ground. After taking the things, he glanced at Yan Su , squeezed out the back door.
Although there are three or four days of class now, it is basically equivalent to a holiday. The content of the class is basically the teacher is talking about the papers of the final exam, and many students have sneaked out to surf the Internet openly.
Seeing Xu Changpu leaving, Yan Su grabbed the tarot card in Xu Jie's hand and followed him.
He followed Xu Changpu, unfolded the Tarot cards, and swayed around in front of Xu Changpu: "Do you think I need to learn? Think about it, to learn Chinese, mathematics, physics, chemistry, and students, you need to learn six, and a Tarot deck cards, shared by the six subjects, I personally think it would be more cost-effective to learn Tarot cards.”
Xu Changpu gave Yan Su an angry look, "You should wait until the next monthly exam to see Xu Jie's results before deciding whether to study or not?"
Yan Su smiled: "That's right."
Xu Changpu asked: "Why don't you take the test well? If you take the test well, your grades won't be so bad?"
Yan Su gathered the unfolded Tarot cards: "I reposted the koi, but who knows that reposting the koi is useless. Come on, let's pray and pray that we can get a good grade in the next exam."
As he spoke, he clasped his hands together and bowed three times to the dark sky.
Xu Changpu was indifferent.
Yan Su pulled Xu Changpu: "Pray quickly, don't you want me to get good grades in the exam? Pray for me quickly."
Although Xu Changpu felt bored, he followed Yan Su's example, put his palms together, and bowed three times to the misty sky.
"Oh, I'll go, are you provoking Wanzhou's new style? Worshiping heaven and earth at the school gate?" Shao Ting was walking from the school gate with a box of egg tarts: "Want to make a red envelope?"
Yan Su said coldly, "Get lost."
Boom, sky moment
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