The school grass said I was scum to him

Yan Su squatted in front of the old class, and said, "How about it, have you returned to your youth?"

The old class had a sad face: "I told you not to fight, it's fine now, the flag will be raised on Monday, and our class will be approved by the whole school."

Xu Changpu was speechless and helpless: "You hit the hardest, I didn't expect your hands and feet to be so nimble."

The old class showed a smug smile: "That's why you students are not good at physical fitness. Back then, we were good at climbing trees, climbing over walls and fighting, and we didn't lose. One by one, you usually do exercises between classes. I was out of breath after four laps of jogging, lack of exercise..."

He vaguely remembered himself when he was a student, with a smug look on his face, as if the light of youth that never came back suddenly descended on him...

Shao Ting asked inappropriately: "Where is the girl?"

The old class's face froze: "Which class are you from?"

Yan Su: "I don't know him, let him go."

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A young policeman knocked on the door: "Quiet, write a self-criticism, do you still need to discuss it?"

Lao Ban apologized again and again: "I'm sorry, comrade."

The policeman glanced at Lao Ban and said in surprise, "Old Ban?"

Yan Su was surprised: "Know?"

Young policeman: "You taught me, have you forgotten?"

Shao Ting said: "It turns out that they are all classmates, hello senior brother, let us out quickly."

The young policeman: "Old Ban, I still remember that you beat me so hard that my mother didn't even recognize me."

Xu Changpu: "..."

Yan Su: I knew there would be no good fruit to eat with Lao Ban.

In other words, this buddy is a winner in life, what could be better than the teacher who beat you back then being locked in a cage, and you hold the power of life and death in your hands.

Just thinking about it, seeing the students in the class huddling together silently, getting farther and farther away from the old class, it is bound to draw a clear line with the old class.

He tugged Xu Changpu's clothes away from the old class, so that this buddy wouldn't accidentally hurt them in revenge.

Shao Ting quickly changed his face: "Comrade policeman, you are clearly aware that I am not in their class, I am in the fifth class of liberal arts, and I have nothing to do with their class."

The young policeman smiled gratefully: "Thank you for the beating. I didn't go astray. Otherwise, I would still be a punk fighting and making trouble. Thank you for not giving up on me."

All the students in Class 24: "..."

Shao Ting: "..."

The young policeman smiled: "I'll ask the leader for instructions and see if I can deal with your affairs quickly."

Shao Ting said: "Hurry up, hurry up, I'm starving to death."

Yan Su pointed to Shao Ting: "This guy is not from our class, but from the fifth class of liberal arts. It's none of our business."

After a while, the school leaders came and signed.

Then, the parents of several children who mainly fought and made trouble came to sign.

Shao Ting's mother came and carried him away by the ear.

Then, Huang Bin's gangster brother came, followed by the gangsters who had a conflict with Xu Changpu last time.

Huang Bin walked up to Xu Changpu and said, "Boy, I really didn't expect that you are quite talented."

Xu Changpu glanced at Huang Bin, but said nothing.

Brother Huang Bin asked in the first sentence: "Did you win?"

Huang Bin: "We won."

Brother Huang Bin: "Good job, let's go, brother will take you to eat delicious food."

The Huang family brothers walked outside with their shoulders crossed.

Next, it was Yan Su.

Yan Su's elder brother Yan Bo is here.

Yan Bo sighed helplessly and said, "I traveled a long distance on the plane to fly to the country in the morning. I just returned to China in the afternoon and came to the police station in the evening. You really asked me to report to the police station on time every month."

Yan Su smiled: "Brother, you go back first, I have something to do."

Yan Bo: "Don't tell me that Shao Ting is going to jump off the building because of a broken relationship. I just saw Shao Ting being carried back by his mother."

Yan Su looked at the head teacher who was limping out and said, "Our head teacher has bad legs. He was kicked because of me today. I will send the head teacher home first. You should go back first."

Tears filled Lao Ban's eyes: I really didn't expect Yan Su to be so sensible.

Yan Bo looked at Lao Ban and said, "Teacher, I'll drive you back."

The old class looked at the luxury car of the Yan family, and quickly refused. Now the investigation is strict, and the teacher and head teacher are strictly prohibited from accepting gifts and bribes. Although it is nothing to give away, but it is the city's outstanding teacher selection, he does not want to make trouble, He wants to avoid suspicion.

He waved his hands again and again: "No need, I have something to do back to school, you take Yan Su back first."

Yan Su supported the old class: "The head teacher was injured because of me. I must send the head teacher home. I, Yan Su, am a loyal person."

Yan Bo had no choice but to tell Yan Su: "Then you go home early at night, if you go back late, your parents will peel your skin."

Yan Su nodded quickly.

Watching his brother's car drive out of sight, Yan Su hurriedly walked towards the police station.

The old class shouted: "Aren't you going to take me home?"

Yan Su thought of something, took out seven or eight red cards of Grandpa Mao from his pocket, and handed two steel coins to the old class: "Take the bus back by yourself, and the 119 bus at the gate will go straight to the school. Goodbye."

Old class: "..."

Xu Changpu was still waiting in the police station, staring at a message from his mother on the phone: Coming soon.

His mother hasn't come yet.

Also, it takes about two hours to drive here from the district where his mother lives. It is night and there will be serious traffic jams in the urban area.

It has only been three or four hours since the incident happened.

He thought, his mother must be bored.

As long as he makes trouble and fights once, she will come from so far away to sign his name.

He was often thrown in boarding school after he was eight years old. At that time, he was always homesick and missed his mother. The boarding school was fully closed management, and he could not leave the school. He could only call her.

Later, he found a way.

As long as he fights and makes trouble, the school will definitely find his parents.

Every time at that time, when his mother came to school, she hated iron and scolded him for being ignorant.

Later, he felt that such a prank was meaningless.

What's more, that woman has a new home, a husband who loves her very much, and a smart and sensible son. She has a new life.

Since then, he seldom fights and made troubles.

He is becoming more and more withdrawn, and he is even unwilling to talk to others. Once someone provokes him, he will collapse like a snow mountain, and he is merciless in beating others.

Now, he really didn't play tricks to attract his mother's attention like he did when he was a child, and he didn't think about his mother.

If possible, he would rather she not have to sign, but there was only one name in the column of his guardian, so he had to notify her to come and sign.

The last classmate also left, and he couldn't help but look outside the police station.

He saw that Yan Su was also standing at the door looking at him, putting his hands in his pockets casually, acting as if the police station was his home, looking at him with bright eyes, and mouthing: "I'm outside Wait for you."

Xu Changpu ignored him and continued to stare at the phone screen with his head down.

Yan Su thought, if he could sign for Xu Changpu, Xu Changpu would not have to wait so long.

When Qiu Meizhen arrived, it was already twelve o'clock.

She finished signing in a hurry, with blame in her eyes, and said: "Why are you fighting again? Didn't you promise me last time that you would not fight like this again? I will accompany your brother to the concert. I just received a call from the police station. Don’t do this next time?”

Xu Changpu looked at his mother, the makeup on her face was delicate, she was wearing an evening gown, a red dress was beautiful and dignified, her big brown curly hair fell like a waterfall behind her, it seemed that his mother had specially prepared a lot for Yan Yi's concert long time.

He walked slowly towards the gate of the police station, and said in a light voice, "Next time, you don't have to come."

Qiu Meizhen choked on something in her throat.

Xu Changpu looked at her brightly, "Don't worry, I won't blame you if you don't come."

The author has something to say:

Yan Su: Look at these seven or eight photos of Grandpa Mao, don't they look good?No!

Xu Changpu: I want it.

Yan Su: Wait, there are dozens of trucks in the bank, and they will be delivered to you now!

This is a funny article about growing up stupid and healing, and it won't be abused.