I live on Zerg

The opened backpack was spread out on the ground, miniature bombs/bombs, miniature laser weapons, a special spray bottle filled with vine venom, hallucinogens that can make female insects insane, and a bunch of dangerous items scattered all over the place. .

These are dangerous items that cubs are not allowed to touch, but a miniature bomb the size of a jelly bean can temporarily incapacitate a powerful female, and the daring cub actually brought a whole box!

What did he think of the micro-bomb?

Chocolate flavored jelly beans!

Ran Chu looked at the little bug opposite, and his head was buzzing.

Xiao Chong, who gave Chong a headache, sat on the sofa with his arms folded, his head turned away, a look of indifference, and he snorted angrily, which made Chong die of anger.

But I can't do anything to him, he's just a delicate... a delicate little male.

Ran Chu's liver was going to be hurt by Lan Ze's anger.

"Do you think you can go to the Dark Star with these things? Do you know where that is!"

Lan Ze: "I know, isn't it just a planet without daylight, can't I go and see it?"

If it weren't for the fact that Chu Ran might be there, he wouldn't want to hook Shen Dark Star.

Seeing Ranchu's gloomy face, Lanze can always think of Ranchu when he was a child. Whenever he thinks that the blind Ranchu was tricked by other insects and brought him back a dirty blanket, Lanze can't help it. That little throbbing in my heart.

This made Lan Ze very irritable. Ran Chu was his enemy in a sense, and it was not a good thing to be tempted by him.

Ran Chu's face sank like water, and the aura emanating from his body became more and more oppressive. The heavy pressure hit, and Lan Ze's chest felt stuffy and bad-tempered. He immediately took the cup on the coffee table and threw it at Ran Chu's face. go.

What the hell, I'm also a worm you can be fierce with!

Ran Chu held the cup steadily, and there was a dull pain in his temples on both sides for a while, he clasped his hands slightly, leaned forward slightly, with the old father's helplessness on his evil and handsome face, and his tone became stern: "Lan Ze, I can't let you If this nonsense continues, tomorrow I will take you to the larvae garden and let you see how other little males live!"

Young Young... Insect Garden

Lan Ze was so dumbfounded that his jaw almost dropped.

He pointed at himself with a finger, and his eyes were about to pop out: "You want to send me to the larvae garden, do you think I need to go to the larvae garden like this?"

Ran Chu: "I have lived with the king worm since I was a child, and there is no normal living environment at all. I will make your life on the right track and let you be a carefree little male worm."

"No, what is the right track? If my guardian bug hadn't been captured by you, my current life should be quite carefree. Now I have also been caught by you on a different planet. I don't even know whether my guardian bug lives or dies." I don't know, you messed up my whole worm life."

Ran Chu's expression was serious: "It is precisely because of this that I must put your insect life on the right track."

No matter how Lan Ze tried to argue, Ranchu bought him a small pink schoolbag the next day, stuffed him into the backpack and carried him to the heavily guarded Alien Larva Garden.

When he saw the powder blue gate of the Larva Garden from a distance, Lan Ze had already begun to despair.

can you imagine

There are tender pink and sky blue worlds everywhere, the ground is a soft lawn like a wool carpet, the teaching buildings in the distance are colorful, a huge roof in the shape of a white cloud, the walls are a large area of ​​pink and sky blue, and there are many colors on it. The simulated materials are painted with various macaron-colored cartoon sweets.

Smiling donuts, cute cherry blossom jelly, pouty white cat’s paw jelly with pink pads, shy macaron family, mischievous winking marshmallow.

Males wearing pink uniforms and sky blue boots are sitting obediently on the lawn beside the bushes, with sweet smiles on their faces.

Ran Chu walked past these males with Lan Ze in his arms, and these juvenile males trotted and hid behind the big tree, but their curiosity still made them poke out their little heads timidly, watching the adult females pushing That giant bug pack.

Looking through the round window, a long, delicate and cute male is rolling his eyes inside the bug bag.

A small male starts counting: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5....13"

"Wow, he rolled his eyes 1 times in one minute!" A little male with green eyes let out a little exclamation.

"Do we need another partner?"

"But that little male worm looks very cute, will he steal the teacher's favor!"

They chatted in low voices, and after 10 minutes they started guessing what the dessert for lunch was today, with a voice like a silver bell.

Ran Chu carried Lan Ze into a room with a natural atmosphere. The outside of the room was covered with emerald green vines, and the inside of the room was filled with all kinds of beautiful flowers. A tall female insect with white beard and hair was smiling slightly. , the eyes are beautiful pool green, and his gestures are full of wise elder demeanor.

Ranchu opened the lid of the worm bag and took Lanze out. Lanze's expression was numb, and the muscles on his face stiffened.

Ranchu, who was disguised as a friendly insect, smiled: "Hello, Principal Zemu, this is my cub. He is 19 years old this year. He has a naughty personality. His name is Lan Ze. He is a little butterfly."

Lan Ze's current appearance is a typical sweet and milky one in Zemu's eyes. His expressionless face looks a little shy of strangers, and he is probably very nervous after coming to an unfamiliar environment.

Zemu's eyes lit up immediately, and he leaned in front of Lan Ze and said kindly: "The babies of the Butterfly Clan are very shy, they have a sensitive and shy personality, they like beautiful flowers and sweet honey, little bugs Take it easy, you'll have a great time here."

Lan Ze was silent for a few seconds, then said quietly: "Then I may be a fake butterfly."

He is not sensitive and shy, and he doesn't like flowers and honey, and he never knows what shyness is.

When live broadcasting in the Sahara Desert before, in order to cool down, he turned his back to the audience and pissed on his vest and put it on his head. His mind was as rough and resistant as his body.

Zemu continued to smile kindly, and looked at Lan Ze with loving eyes: "Oh, it's a little bit of a tsundere bug, very cute."

Lan Ze was deeply depressed.

Ranchu was very relieved to put Lanze in the larvae garden. After all, his cubs would dare to go to ghostly places like Heiyucheng and Xueyu, and there was no need to worry about harmless places like the larvae garden. Ranchu was at ease. After leaving, Lan Ze, who was left alone in a depressed mood, embarked on the first class of the larval garden - flower arrangement class in despair.

A white cloud floats slowly on the roof of the highly simulated blue sky, and the walls of plants covered with green radish are full of elegantly colored small flowers. On the ground of the simulated lawn, there are large white maple long tables. There is a big pink basket on the long table, which is filled with all kinds of beautiful flowers.

Lan Ze, who had changed into a pink uniform and blue boots, was standing in front of a long table. He threw the white bow tie he had pulled off on the long table, and held a white rose with a light pink in it. Look around.

A handsome male insect is explaining the key points of flower arrangement, his voice is like gurgling water, very pleasant to the ear.

"Flower arrangement is an art that contains profound aesthetics. It is three-dimensional and multi-faceted. It is not easy to put different flowers together in a perfect look. A perfect flower arrangement should be beautiful without dead ends. Viewed from any angle It used to be the most beautiful form..."

Aozawa's upper and lower eyelids began to fight.

When he was in the sixth grade of elementary school, his mother took him to a flower arrangement class, which was called to cultivate his sentiments. He fell asleep lying on the table within 5 minutes of the class, but later the flower arrangement teacher talked about what kind of flowers When I could eat, I opened my eyelids and listened to it for a while.

Fortunately, the handsome male teacher didn't expect a bunch of little bugs to make such a perfect flower arrangement, so after talking about a few key points, he let the little males play freely.

Lan Ze yawned and picked up a pair of blue safety scissors covered with soft silicone, casually cut off a stem of the rose and inserted it into the water-green square flower container.

He absently picked and pulled the flower basket, and took out a Pingpong chrysanthemum that looked like a big pink fur ball from it, and stuck it in the flower mud.

Lan Ze took out a dew-stained wooden hydrangea and two white bromeliads from the flower basket and put them in the vase together, and inserted a few lilacs in it casually.

It doesn't matter what art, what space, what technique, these things, Lan Ze just stewed a pot of chaos.

The few males in front covered their mouths and exclaimed when they saw his work.

Even if these males are placed on the earth, they are all delicate and lovely boys, with quiet and elegant manners, and due to overprotection, most of their characters are innocent and kind.

"Ah, that doesn't work. Those who have to hand in their homework have to give their work to the guardian worm," a little male worm said weakly.

A quiet and elegant-looking little male came to help with a blushing face, and the little males in the classroom gradually came over, wanting to see this new classmate who can't arrange flowers.

A group of soft little males surrounded Lan Ze in the middle, talking softly, looking at him curiously with innocent eyes, just like a group of milk cats approaching the little tiger.

This is the first time Lanze has seen so many males. All the males of the Zerg less than 25 years old are going to the larvae garden. Lanze is now 19 years old and has a height of 179 centimeters. Among the crowd of 1.7 meters Especially conspicuous among small males.

Facing these delicate faces with every pore that can be broken by bombs, Lan Ze couldn't show his bad temper, so he could only watch bitterly as the little males enthusiastically helped him arrange the flower arrangements.

There is also an exceptionally beautiful little male insect running over with the bow that Lan Ze tore off, carefully tied the butterfly on Lan Ze's neckline, smoothed the wrinkles on Lan Ze's clothes carefully, A large cat's paw jellybean was placed in Aozawa's hand.

"Don't be sad if you don't know how to arrange flowers, be good~"

Aozawa: "..."

What the hell is this suffering among insects!

The author has something to say: Be good~

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