I live on Zerg

He punched him.

The sandbag didn't budge.

Another punch.

The sandbag remained motionless.

What?

How can it be!

Then he punched again, but the sandbag still didn't move at all!

The entire female worm fitness club was silent, silently watching a small, white male cub wearing cool boxing gloves, raising his small fist time and time again to beat the female worm beyond his control. Sandbags for training your reflexes.

The cub's fists are very white and soft, like two soft clouds. The female insects with excellent eyesight can see the thin skin on the back of the cub's hand, his light pink nails and slightly reddish chin. fingertip.

Lan Ze, who was beating the sandbag with his fists, still didn't believe in this evil. It seemed that he didn't expect that he, who had broken several sandbags before, could not move the sandbag for such a small amount now!

With his unremitting efforts, the sandbag finally made a small movement for his face, but because the movement range was too small, the degree of deflection was less than one millimeter, so the panting Lan Ze didn't notice, and his body was still Close to the sandbag.

But when the slightly shaking sandbag touched his shoulder, a huge force suddenly rushed into his body, hitting him like an overwhelming mountain.

Caught off guard, the little milk's voice broke, and she let out a "fuck" mixed with unwillingness, anger, confusion, grievance, and softness.

Then with a thud, the former Master Lan was knocked into the air by a sandbag that didn't move much, and was ejected a full meter away, and the whole insect fell on its four claws.

The rollover came too fast like a tornado, all the females had no time to react

Their brains were already in a state of blankness, and a terrifying thought popped up in their hearts: "Such a fragile little male won't be..."

The bullet screen in the live broadcast room started to flash like crazy:

"Ahhh, Zeze, don't scare me!!!"

"Master of the universe! What's wrong with you, Zeze!!!"

"Are so many male insects dead insects? There are no insects to help them!"

"The strength of the female is too great. In this case, if a panicked female steps forward to support Zeze, she may not be able to control her strength and cause more serious injuries. A female saw the male fall down before. In order to catch him, he failed to control his strength in a panic, causing the male worm to fracture all over his body."

"That barrage is right, but let Lan Ze fall there? Will he be okay, my heart is hurting to death..."

"I can't breathe anymore, Zeze, hold on, the worms present call the ambulance center quickly!!"

"How are you, Zeze? The old father is going to cry because of you."

The only calm worm present was Chu Ran who was hiding in the corner.

He always jumps up and down at home, turns somersaults for him in the living room from time to time, even rolls on the bed several times while sleeping, and refuses to be quiet for a moment. Too many scares.

His eagle-like eyes clearly saw the cub pursed his mouth angrily when he was knocked to the ground by the sandbag, and his left hand in the boxing glove thumped the ground heavily, looking very angry.

So energetic as always.......

Chu Ran couldn't help laughing, and stepped back.

A group of female insects were dumbfounded, and immediately swarmed up after realizing it.

A bunch of bugs formed a circle, and countless hands stretched out towards Lan Ze.

Then they saw the two bright, glass-like eyeballs of the little worm cub lying on the ground rolling in the eye sockets, the little mouth pouted angrily, got up from the ground with a whoosh, and vigorously He patted the dust that didn't exist on his clothes.

Every extreme sportsman has a very good physical response and self-protection awareness. They have made countless mistakes in thousands of exercises, suffered countless pains, and consciously protect themselves in sudden situations. The instinct engraved in the bones of extreme sportsmen.

Lan Ze, who was knocked into the air by the sandbag, immediately adjusted his landing posture and took off most of his strength. Except for a little hurt in his heart and a little numbness in his fists, he basically had nothing to do.

But the female worms around were like seeing a ghost.

Lan Ze looked at them and asked in surprise: "Why do I think you guys seem very unhappy to see that I'm fine?"

The females shook their heads one after another, dumbfounded.

Finally, a fierce-looking female asked with a trembling voice, "Are you okay? Is there nothing wrong?"

Watch live females:

"He asked what I wanted to ask! Is there really nothing wrong with Aizawa cutie?"

"Looking at the liveliness of the little worm...I can't believe my eyes..."

"Won't the little male worm shatter if dropped?"

"That's right, as mentioned in the biological knowledge, the internal organs of the male insects will be displaced when they are hit, their bones will be broken, and they will even vomit blood."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

They were terribly worried, one by one staring at the corner of Lan Ze's mouth in fear, afraid that he would spit out a mouthful of blood with a 'wow'.

Live Ball recorded all this conscientiously.

Lan Ze waved at the live broadcast ball, took a deep breath and tried to give himself respect again, and tried his best to pretend not to care at all in a very relaxed tone: "A small mistake is really a bug. Unexpectedly, obviously the punching bag wasn't the right fit for me, but I couldn't find a punching bag that fit me, and I still punched, and I punched it beautifully."

When he said this, he paused for a moment, his round amber eyes firmly looked at the camera, and solemnly emphasized: "Really!"

Seeing Xiao Chong's suddenly serious look, a group of female insects turned on the coaxing mode one after another.

"Xixite specially rewarded the anchor with ten interstellar battleships——oh, oh, I know! Baby's punch is really good."

"Sen Sensen rewards the anchor with ten interstellar battleships—Zai Zai's punches are the hardest punches in the world!"

"Zai Zai's little fist is invincible!"

"Zai Zai's little fist is invincible!"

"Zai Zai's little fist is invincible!"

"Zai Zai's little fist is invincible!"

"Zai Zai's little fist is number one in the interstellar world!"

"Zai Zai's little fist is so handsome that it breaks through the stars!"

"Zai Zai's little fist is a shocking blow!"

"Cub, you are the best!"

"The bugs upstairs destroying the formation are gone!"

"Keep the formation - Zai Zai's little fist is shocking!"

"Keep in formation—Zai Zai's small punches are invincible critical strikes!"

"Keep in formation - Zai Zai's small fists are super cool!"

"Keep the formation - Zai Zai's small punches are extremely powerful!"

"Keep in formation - Zai Zai's little punch...."

Lan Ze was in a mess in the wind: "...this kind of sour feeling that hurts."

He wiped his face and tried his best to avoid looking at the barrage, but turned to a female beside him and asked, "Aren't there any smaller and lighter sandbags here? I want to punch too."

The beanbags in the female worm fitness club are all this big.

The female worm shook her head, just about to open her mouth in regret, but the half-shaked neck was suddenly twisted back by a worm behind her, and the half-open mouth was also covered by the worm behind her.

The female covering him was [-] meters tall, and every muscle in her body was like a volcano ready to explode. While pinching the other female, the ferocious-looking female rolled her eyes, while using an image that was extremely different from him. The contrasting gentle expression said: "Of course, my dear baby! How could you not have a cute sandbag for you to beat such a beautiful boxing technique?"

Lan Ze looked up at the two-meter-five female, and said weakly, "Mr. that female is almost out of breath."

The two-meter-five female immediately threw the poor female away gently, and the female covered her neck and panted desperately, saying out of breath, "Look...look at me. ..this memory...of course...there is...must be..."

One after another echoed in the fitness room, the voices were loud and uniform: "Yes! There must be!"

The two-meter-five female worm hugged a big sandbag and pulled it down fiercely. The big sandbag was easily carried by him on his shoulders. The worm walked out of the fighting area like lightning, and several worms followed it. behind him.

Lan Ze was stunned, and he was stunned for a while before he started to interact with the audience in the live broadcast room. Within a few minutes of the interaction, the [-]-meter female came back with several other females, holding a small A pink beanbag of N size, with a cartoon piglet printed on the beanbag.

Aozawa: "..."

Several worms hung the small pink sandbag in the middle of the fighting area by building an insect ladder. Among the black and gray sandbags, the pink sandbag with a piglet printed on it was particularly eye-catching.

A group of female insects looked at him enthusiastically, as if saying, "Zai Zai, go!"

Aozawa took a deep breath, and was very moved and hypnotized himself at the same time: "The pink sandbag is also a sandbag. They give it to you so enthusiastically. You can't just because it is pink and there is an inexplicable pig printed on it." Discriminate against it!"

So Lan Zedan stood still in front of the pink sandbag in pain, and then waved his fist again.

This sandbag is not very heavy, much lighter than the sandbags he used before, and the outer layer is very soft, as if stuffed with a layer of cotton.

Aozawa knew that the females in this world were very strong, but these worms always made him feel so weak.

So he kicked the soles of his feet on the ground, exerted force on his calves, turned his waist, hips, shoulders, and punches, and then he quickly punched a very powerful punch. The pink piggy sandbag shook, and Lan Ze punched fiercely and quickly.

The dull sound made by the sandbag after being hit hard has a beautiful and smooth rhythm.

It all happened in just a second, and the female who stunned the entire gym was swung.

On Earth, he would have gotten a lot of applause for this move, but in the Zerg world, his move... had even more applause.

Seeing such a small bug with a puffed bun face viciously waving its soft fists at the huge sandbag, its thin and soft hair trembled in the air, and the tender bun face also trembled slightly, cute Her little face can be as fierce as it needs to be, and as cute as it can be.

The hearts of the female insects began to become soft, and every time the little insects swung their fists, this soft feeling would deepen. It was obvious that the hearts were so soft, but the blood in their bodies was boiling, and there was always a feeling of rushing through their throats and wanting to scream desperately.

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

Ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! !

The females screamed desperately, and the huge fitness room was flooded with cheers and applause. Every time Lan Ze threw his fist, the applause and cheers would resound through the sky.

The audience in the live broadcast room also frantically swiped the barrage, countless ah ah and countless exclamation points almost flooded the live broadcast room.

"Xixite specially rewarded the anchor with ten interstellar battleships——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

"Sen Sensen rewards the anchor with ten starships——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

"The King of Soldiers and Bugs rewarded the anchor with ten interstellar warships—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Tip a pot to reward the host..."

"yiyiyi tipped the host..."

The live broadcast interface was almost bursting with gifts, and a star warship of [-] star coins flew around the interface as if it didn't cost money.

A bunch of worms clicked into Lan Ze's live broadcast room along the reward box of the channel, and saw a little male worm punching.

So it's endless.

In the year of the worm's birth, I can still see a male worm cub punching cutely, I am satisfied and satisfied.

In the background data of Shining Star TV, Lan Ze's name is rising steadily, and a group of female insects are gathered in front of the huge display screen, looking at the insect gas index behind Lan Ze without blinking.

"Too fast too fast!"

"This rate of ascent is simply unprecedented!"

"Tomorrow, we will make arrangements for the debut of Lanze Baby!"

Only the gold-level anchor Lan Ze finally opened up his fame on Shining Star TV.

After punching vigorously, Lan Ze's clothes were already drenched with sweat, and the gray sweater had turned orange with his body temperature, and it was tightly attached to his skin.

Sweat dripped down his flushed cheeks, and the drenched bangs stuck to his forehead. The two amber eyes, which were originally clear, became even brighter, like two little suns, containing infinite Endless energy.

A wet young male is freshly out of the oven.

The female worms in the gym and the live broadcast room screamed louder.

They have only seen male insects arranging flowers, singing, and dancing, but they never imagined that such a small insect can make a majestic and beautiful fist.

After all, he looks so soft and fragile, so innocent and cute, so young and ignorant, anything in the world can hurt him.

He should just stay where there is only cotton and candy.

Lan Ze, who was drenched all over, didn't know what the gang of bugs thought of him. He took a big breath, took off the boxing gloves on his hands, and showed two red and red fists.

His hands used to be thick with calluses, but now there are no calluses at all. He has been a wealthy young master since he was a child, and later fell in love with extreme sports. A rough guy with all his tendons.

Lan Ze breathed into the red palms, the hands are very delicate now, not as powerful as the pair of iron sand palms later.

The injury is on the cub's body, and the pain is on the worm's heart.

The audience in the live broadcast room immediately felt extremely distressed. They were not as exaggerated as they are now when they experienced the molting of a narrow escape.

"Such a delicate little cutie Aizen actually live-streamed boxing, and the little boxer was injured and provoked QAQ"

"Give fist and fist!"

"Hurry up and punch me!"

"Small fists are so popular"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

"I love you so much, I love you little fist..."

Chong, who had just entered the live broadcast room, asked with a confused face: "Who is Xiaoquanquan?"

Lan Ze waved his fist at the camera and said with a smile, "Don't worry about it, it will be fine if you hit him a few more times in the future." Then he boldly took off his sweater and wiped his sweat roughly.

The action of a rough old man wiping his sweat with his clothes must be extremely rough.

The females in the fitness room and the live broadcast room silently watched Lan Ze's rude action of wiping sweat, feeling as if their hearts were being rubbed back and forth by sandpaper.

Shouldn't he take a clean and soft handkerchief and gently wipe the little male's white and tender bun face?

"Xixite specially rewarded the anchor to search for Star Warships—cute Lanze, don't treat your little face like this!"

"Sen Sensen rewarded the anchor with an interstellar warship - it's not right to wipe your face with clothes, isn't there someone who brought us a clean little square towel for our interstellar bugs!! Can't bear it !!"

"The local tyrant upstairs, please calm down, will there be a bug coming in this place with a small square towel?"

"Hahahaha I'm dying of laughter, how could there be a bug in the female worm fitness club who would hold a small square, the best joke of the year, okay?"

"Fart! You can't say you don't have what Zai Zai needs!"

The worms in the live broadcast room laughed one by one.

Just kidding, how can any female insect use something like a small square scarf, some female insects will never use it in their entire lives.

But the audience watching the live broadcast was quickly slapped in the face. At this moment, a female insect suddenly appeared beside Lan Ze. He was very fast, wearing a half black mask on his face, and wearing a In a dark gray long windbreaker, he has a very tall figure.

Even though the face could not be seen clearly, the female worm with a stern aura all over her body hugged the wet little worm cub, then took out a small blue and pink cartoon square towel from her pocket, and gently wiped the little worm. Sweat rolled down his forehead.

A bunch of worms were stunned.

"Who is this?"

"Fuck who is this??"

"This figure is so familiar, it's a bit like Aizawa's cute little boy~"

"Hey, this kind of small square towel that is specially used to wipe the sweat of little bugs, I also want to have 555"

"What I'm short of is a small square scarf, what I'm short of is obviously a little bug cub who can punch!!"

"The hard-core worm is sweating online. By the way, did Lan Ze's Dadi teach the worm to punch?"

"I don't know, but it's really cute!!!"

Chu Ran wiped Lan Ze's sweat with the brightly colored scarf. Lan Ze picked up the sweater he had taken off and wiped it on his neck indiscriminately. The arms and neck, as well as the beautiful shoulder and neck line on the back.

A bunch of female worms gathered in the distance and stared eagerly. Some unscrupulous worms secretly fantasized about what the little worm cubs will look like when they grow up, and they have more fantasies. The great harmony of life and the reproduction of countless offspring", these bugs with problematic thinking cast their sneaky eyes on Chu Ran.

Chu Ran was keenly aware of the sight of these worms, and gave all the worms with evil intentions a death stare.

Confirmed the eyes, it is a bug that cannot be beaten.

So those female insects that were about to move began to be honest.

The big-hearted Lan Ze didn't notice the eye contact between the females. He waved his wet sweater at the camera contentedly, showing the signature smile of Lan Ye who once stood at the top of the food chain.

But today is different from the past. In the past, this masculine and handsome smile exudes strong hormones on the angular face, which always makes the female fans in the live broadcast room scream.

but now......

A cute, super super cute little cub who looks as innocent as he wants, and as innocent as he wants, suddenly shows a suspiciously evil and crazy smile...

All the female insects: I suspect that you are acting cute, but I have no proof!

Chu Ran was familiar with Lan Ze's virtues, he lightly flicked Lan Ze's forehead a little amusingly, and the little worm immediately looked at him fiercely.

After a while, Chu Ran took off his coat, and wrapped the drenched cub into a silkworm baby, revealing only a desperately struggling small head from the dark gray 'silkworm chrysalis'.

"Every time I meet the cute little Aizawa who is so stupid, I will overturn hhhhhhh"

"It's useless to make a super fierce expression! Obediently get caught in the big bug's clothes!"

"Where did that handsome cutie who punched just now go? Oh, he was stuffed into his coat in a daze!"

"Me! Aozawa! Super fierce! Until I met my dumb..."

"Don't do this, Aozawa will be angry hahahahahaha"

Lan Ze, who was wrapped into a rice dumpling by Chu Ran and held in his arms, felt deeply ashamed, so he faced the camera of the live broadcast with a dark face, lay on Chu Ran's shoulder and pulled his small voice, trying to save his respect again. : "This is the end of today's outdoor live broadcast. See you tomorrow. I am the anchor Lan Ze. I yearn for everything unknown and known. Don't forget to click Follow in the upper left corner. Let us share the excitement of the world together."

The live ball was closed, shaking its golden wings and slowly turning around Lan Ze, Chu Ran grabbed the extendable pink ribbon on the live ball with one hand, stretched it and hung it around Lan Ze's neck.

Lan Ze obediently lay on his thick shoulders, his cheek pressed against the skin of Chu Ran's shoulder and neck, where the body temperature was slightly warmer, and Chu Ran's heartbeat could be faintly heard.

This feeling of being carefully cared for by a tough guy makes Lan Ze feel a little embarrassed. Although being hugged by bugs hurts self-esteem, this feeling is actually a little bit good.

Lan Ze felt a little crazy, so he said seriously in Chu Ran's ear: "I have grown two centimeters recently, and my height is now 172 centimeters, you can't hug me around so casually. "

Chu Ran said lightly: "I was 5 meters tall when I was just born, and my animal-shaped height reached hundreds of meters when I became an adult. For me, the height of 2 centimeters is enough for me to ignore."

As he said that, he hugged Lan Ze even tighter, and he didn't put Lan Ze from his arms on the seat until he got on the shuttle.

The windbreaker that tightly wrapped the cub was untied layer by layer by Chu Ran. Seeing the cub sitting on the seat unhappily, Chu Ran put another blue whale doll in Lan Ze's arms, and then he He turned up the temperature in the shuttle, and covered Lan Ze's body tightly with a light green checkered blanket that he found somewhere.

Lan Ze didn't bother to worry about these, the whole worm shrank lazily into the blanket, took out a reader thinner than paper, and carefully read the book about the Zerg - "A Brief History of the Zerg".

When I saw the chapter about the reproduction of the Zerg race, it mentioned the standard posture of the Zerg for reproduction, and there were detailed shortlisted pictures on it. If you click on that screen, the screen will change from static to 10 minutes. The dynamic demo map made Lan Ze open the door to a new world.

This 2-minute colored animation refreshed Lan Ze's view of the world, and a problem that he tried so hard to ignore suddenly became acute - there are no women in this world!

Although he was determined to be an unmarriageist under the influence of his family before, the fact that the Zerg world only divides males and females without distinction between males and females still hurts his heart a little bit.

Is this Tianzhubu gay?

Just want to cry without tears.

"Forget it, I only have live broadcasts in my heart, live broadcasts are cool for a while, and live broadcasts are always cool!" Lan Ze shouted in his heart.

But creatures like men, even though they say so, their hands and certain parts can always reflect their 'dirty' thoughts in the first place.

The disobedient fingers clicked on the colored animation once, twice, three times, over and over again...

Later, Lan Ze finally stopped his finger that obeyed his heart, but the animation opened an infinite playback mode in Lan Ze's mind, over and over again, over and over again...

That night, Lan Ze couldn't sleep, and a familiar hotness swept his body.

This hot feeling is no stranger to him. During his adolescence, he had countless times of restlessness. In many late nights, he woke up in an indescribable dream, and then threw away his soiled underwear with a satisfied face. .

A 27-year-old man has long been accustomed to this kind of thing, and has long since lost his initial curiosity and panic.

He was about to solve it manually, but suddenly there was a pain deep in his bones. It seemed that a raging fire was ignited on every inch of the bones. The flames continued to spread, burning every inch of his bones and flesh, and the piercing pain made him lose his mind. Unconsciously shouted.

In the hazy vision, the man he was already familiar with walked up to him and hugged him again.

This night was extremely long, and the unbearable severe pain made Lan Ze feel that he was about to die. He passed out in pain and woke up in pain again.

Among the pains all over his body, the pain in his back was very obvious. It seemed that something as sharp as a blade was cutting his bones, intending to break out of his body.

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