I live on Zerg

The powder blue live broadcast ball was hung on the bed. Although the lights in the room were turned off, this did not prevent Lan Ze from being able to see everything in the dark.

But compared with the day, the night is still not bright. The crystal clear live ball sensed his sight and waved its golden wings at him. Lan Ze smiled slightly. After coming to this strange world, only this night, He stopped tossing and turning, and finally felt a kind of tranquility and peace in his heart.

He hugged the quilt and gradually fell asleep. This night, he fell asleep very quickly, with a rare relaxation on his sleeping face. The next day, Chu Ran took him to sign a contract with Shining Star TV.

The person sent by Shining Star TV is a female insect with a height of 218 centimeters. Regarding the live broadcast content of Lan Ze, Shining Star TV has made clear regulations.

The first one is that it is not allowed to do a live broadcast with a high risk factor when the guardian bug is not around, and Lan Ze's live broadcast content can appear in various forms, whether he is singing or dancing, whether he is eating or sleeping, as long as It is enough for him to appear on the live broadcast every week for up to 12 hours.

"Isn't this too casual?" Aozawa's eyes widened.

The female worm Kuhn, who was struggling to grab this opportunity to negotiate a contract with the little worm, smiled dotingly, and said very softly: "Because you are still a little worm, so I won't do anything to you. There are so many rules, as long as you are happy."

Aozawa: "..."

He is not small!Not small in every way!

He leaned forward with his head down and looked at the terms of the contract against Chu Ran's arm. Ze is a male, so his income is not taxed at all.

The female who was sent to discuss the contract looked at Lan Ze with a smile. When Chu Ran signed the contract for Lan Ze, the male with a scar on his face was so happy that he stretched out a big hand to Lan Ze , and introduced himself to Lan Ze again.

"Hello, my dear little Lanze, I will be your manager bug from now on, you can call me Uncle Kuhn."

Lan Ze grinned, revealing a row of small white teeth, and held out a white and tender hand to Kuhn: "Hello, economic bug, I'm Lan Ze."

Kun held the hand carefully.

So soft, so soft! !

Kuhn was so excited that he lowered his strength even more, for fear that he would accidentally crush the soft claws of the little male.

After the three worms finished the contract, there was already a small golden badge for the contracted anchor on Lan Ze's personal homepage, which read: Gold Level 1.

Above gold is platinum, above platinum is diamond, above diamond is god, and above god is super god.

There are ten levels among Gold, Platinum, Diamond, Great God, and Super God. After reaching the tenth level, you can climb up to another level.

Lan Ze let out a sigh of relief. The previous live broadcast was just a small incident when testing the water. Although there was a little trouble, it was harmless. After signing the contract, he must start carefully planning the live broadcast content for his own career, and strive to become a super god as soon as possible. Level big anchor!

Lan Ze rolled up his sleeves, and took a reader to sort out his live broadcast plan energetically. After a while, Lan Ze made the plan and showed it to Chu Ran excitedly.

"What did you go to live broadcast at the Female Worm Fitness Club?" Chu Ran asked after glancing at Lan Ze's schedule.

"Go and see how your females work out, each one has such a good figure, and I have certified myself as an outdoor anchor, so there is nothing wrong with going to the female fitness club." Lan Ze held a nutritional bar in his mouth Stick said vaguely.

Chu Ran was a little helpless about the strange thoughts in Lan Ze's mind. The males in the interstellar world always like to be quiet. There are many males who always stay at home every day to watch movies and eat soft and sweet snacks Snacks, or go out in groups of three or five, one by one is deliciously painted, wearing beautiful little clothes, taking small steps to look at the outside world shyly and anxiously, seeing strange female insects will Frightened and blushing, he wrung his hands and bit his lip and looked at them timidly.

Thinking about the worm I kept at home...

Chu Ran looked towards the door, Xiaochong outside the door was wearing a racerback vest and pulling a pair of flip flops. He was blushing and calling the robot SORO to bring him a machete. Claws of Boston Lobster.

Chu Ran held his forehead, it was hard to imagine how his own worm was fragrant and soft.

Lan Ze still failed to get the machete he wanted in the end, he tugged at the racer vest on his body, and came back impatiently to change his clothes.

The clothes of the males in this world are all very bright and soft colors. It is impossible to find a dress with a darker color. For this reason, Lan Ze specially ordered a dress that can change color intelligently. A new pair of running shoes.

Chu Ran led him onto the shuttle, and put a black mask on the lower half of his face.

"What are you wearing this for?"

"I am the admiral of the empire. Wearing a mask can avoid unnecessary panic."

Aozawa gave him a victory gesture, bending his eyes and showing a big smile.

The shuttle flew by for 10 minutes, and the bird's-eye view of the Bingchong Fitness Club appeared in front of him.

Like other buildings of the Zerg, the shape of the Zerg Fitness Club is also full of a hideous beauty. It is like a huge pyramid with sharp armor. The Zerg always have a feeling for this kind of building with power, terror and beauty. Obsessed with worship.

As soon as Lan Ze stepped here, he smelled a long-lost smell. The faint smell of sweat was mixed with humid heat, and the sounds of hey, ha, ah came in the hot and humid air, making Lan Ze's blood boil.

This is the smell of sports!

His newly designed push bar has been released, and it reads in the push bar: "Hurry up and exercise with Lan Ze~"

The push bar is issued and the live ball is opened.

There will always be females waiting in the live broadcast room to burst out a large bullet screen in an instant, countless cool special effects float across the screen of the live broadcast room, and one star warship after another with blue flames is very cool on the screen Rotate up:

"Xixite specially rewarded the anchor to search for Star Warships—cute Lan Ze, I saw you when you took you to the supermarket in a daze!!! You are in the bag!!!"

"Sen Sensen rewarded the anchor and searched for Star Warships——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"The King of Soldiers and Bugs rewarded the anchor to search for Star Warships—huh? Why is this place so familiar??"

"The insect shell rewards the anchor with a lollipop——emmmm, this place is really familiar..."

Other bugs also sent barrages one after another:

"Are you talking about horses??"

"If you know where the worm is, you should keep your mouths shut. What if it causes a stir like the last time the worm visited the supermarket?"

"Shut up +[-]"

"Shut up + Zerg ID number"

Lan Ze waved at the camera. He didn't look at the barrage, but looked at a resolute-looking female. He was sitting behind the reception desk, facing the display screen covering the entire wall.

This female is wearing a common black racer-back vest. The explosive muscles on her body are dripping with drops of sweat, especially the two thick and well-developed chest muscles. The sweat makes his muscles shiny. Lan Ze really wanted to go forward and grab a handful, it was obviously a female bug that had just finished exercising.

He picked up the towel and lifted his sweaty vest to wipe the sweat on his clearly gullyed abdominal muscles. He had just wiped it twice when a young and soft voice suddenly sounded in his ear: "Hello, if you want to come here to work out, you need to do something. card?"

this this this this...

this voice! ! ! !

The sweat-wiping female twisted her neck 180 degrees with a 'swish', and then she met two clear amber round eyes.

A bug came out of nowhere, with two white and tender hands resting on the high stage, even though he stood on tiptoes, the high stage still blocked most of his face, only showing A black hair top and a pair of pure and innocent bright eyes, the round eyes with a little slant at the end of the two eyes are shining with stars and bright, a bunch of bright small spots in the big eyes Lively jumping.

A little bug was looking at him with eyes shining with countless little stars!

Thousands of words were choked in the female worm's throat, and finally turned into a cry that was about to be uttered after being strangled by the neck - oh...

The hands that wiped the sweat stopped.

The hand that lifted the vest was also put down.

There was an overwhelmed creaking sound from the neck that was rotated 180 degrees.

There is nowhere to rest the hands.

The whole worm began to feel ashamed.

Master of the universe!what was i doing just now!

I even rudely lifted up my vest to wipe sweat on a juvenile male cub!

I am really %￥%￥@#! &...

Looking at the frozen female, Lan Ze strenuously stood on tiptoe, amplified his young voice and said loudly: "Hello! I want to come here to exercise! Do I need to apply for a card or something?"

The small, nasal voice showed signs of cracking when it was amplified a little, like a newborn kitten meowing with its thin and soft voice.

The female came back to her senses and immediately groaned. He covered his face and muttered, "I can't take it, I can't take it, I can't take it..."

Aozawa: "..."

He patted his forehead wearily and made a helpless expression towards the camera.

Barrages floated in one after another.

"Your cutie suddenly appeared~"

"My expression is exactly the same as that worm!"

"It's me!"

"Such a cute little bug came to you, and you actually lifted your vest to wipe the sweat on your belly, wouldn't your conscience ache???"

"hhhhhhh look at his expression, I'm sorry for making me laugh"

"Different females with the same expression, whining for a while and hahaha for a while"

Aozawa: "..."

He looked at the camera speechlessly, and made a farewell gesture to the camera.

At this time, the female insect finally calmed down from the violent attack. He hurriedly put on a gray coat, tidied her hair in a hurry, and her face was full of love: "Oh my little cutie, my God!" , I am incoherent, I want to apply for a card... Oh no, no, of course you don't need to apply for a card, how can I let you apply for a card... Oh my god, what a good day today... Oh lord of the universe...my god...my god...'

Taking a deep breath, he handed a small round white magnetic disk to Lan Ze, and said excitedly: "Just stick it on your body, you can stick it wherever you want... Oh my cutie, let me show you the way, you are so small and the stairs are so long, you will get lost...."

Lan Ze nodded to him, this extremely excited female hurriedly took Lan Ze to the elevator, the elevator stopped, and a silver metal door opened from the middle.

Inside, a room full of shirtless and sweaty muscular females were sweating profusely in the spacious gymnasium, roaring loudly, as if a large number of ferocious beasts had gathered here.

Suddenly, there was a strange cry in the hot and sweaty gym room, and then all the insects stopped moving, as if they had been given a body fixation spell.

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