I live on Zerg

The Boston prawn was still not finished, so Chu Ran put it in the fresh-keeping room and decided to cook porridge for Lan Ze tomorrow.

In his initial thoughts, the original plan was to leave Lan Ze to the care of a smart home robot. In this age of advanced technology, a robot is enough to take care of the males who do not like to exercise and are always very quiet.

But this little bug in the house...

It is estimated that a careless person can dismantle all the robots in the house, and then jump on the roof, flip somersaults flexibly on the steel frames, or do other troublesome things.

Chu Ran raised his head and stretched the stiff neck muscles. He had seen so many winds and waves, but he didn't expect to be stumped by a small bug cub.

He had always planned to treat the cub neither too close nor too distant, as long as he had to fulfill the duties that a guardian bug should fulfill.

but......

He thought of Xiao Chong's shining round eyes, the big amber eyes were always turning around cleverly in the eye sockets, it seemed that he had endless energy, every second was a thought, never He will be obedient and obedient, and the worm will never be able to figure out what the hell he is planning.

But the little one is so cute, even though he knows he will always cause trouble, he still can't help pampering him.

Chu Ran lowered his head and let out a breath, with a look of distress between his eyebrows. If it weren't for this cub, it might have something to do with the Zerg, otherwise he would definitely not be able to raise the cub.

The brown-haired and brown-eyed Hull came up behind him, and said respectfully but with anticipation: "Has the general still not found the joy of raising cubs? If you don't mind, my subordinates will be happy to help you."

"The result of your work on your behalf is that Lan Ze ran up to the roof. If I hadn't let Heaton take him away in time, he might have fallen into the hands of the Male Insect Protection Association." Chu Ran's indifferent tone contained a touch of sarcasm.

Hull was very embarrassed. He scratched his head and said shyly, "General, I just went out for a short while. Who would have thought that Lan Ze would actually run up to the roof? I wonder if he is How did you get up there?"

"Don't look for reasons for your own negligence, Lan Ze is currently under my care, you go and help Meng Chi Meng Yu, do what you should do", Chu Ran handed a black hair to Hull, and that hair was again Light and soft, with a soft luster, you can tell it's Aizawa's hair at a glance.

Hull took the hair and put it into a transparent bag, lowered his voice and said: "I will use the most advanced equipment for testing, and the admiral, I bought a bunch of little things that the cubs like, please Have your bot check it out."

Chu Ran nodded slightly, and Hull stepped back very respectfully.

In the fitness room, Lan Ze is running on the treadmill. This is the treadmill specially used by Admiral Chu Ran. Although Lan Ze has turned on the slowest gear, it is still a bit difficult to run. As for the treadmill dedicated to males... maybe it should be It is more appropriate to call it a walking machine.

Sweat gradually drenched the white vest on Lan Ze's body. After these days of exercise, he had grown some muscles, but only a few. If it wasn't for the growing strength of his body, Lan Ze would have fallen into a runaway mode long ago.

After running for half an hour, his energy was almost exhausted, Lan Ze stepped off the treadmill, lifted his vest and wiped off the sweat left on his face.

If this action was done in the past, it would almost attract a lot of hot eyes, but now this milky white bean sprouts body is so light that there are no bones in it. In the eyes of the female insects, it can only become more and more cute.

Chu Ran wrapped the sweaty Lanze with a thin constant temperature blanket, and hugged him to the bathroom. On the way, Lanze struggled desperately, but Chu Ran remained unmoved, and protested countless times in Lanze. Zhong Churan took a bath for him seriously.

The automatic drying system in the bathroom started to run, and the wet Lanze became dry again in about a minute. He put on his clothes and walked into the bedroom with a dark face. He just fell on his bed that seemed to be a cradle. Chu Ran Walked in with a reader.

Lan Ze sat up from the bed, wrapped in the quilt and asked, "What are you doing, you just finished taking a bath and now you come to sleep with me again. Let me tell you, I will never agree!"

Chu Ran sat down at the head of his bed, and said expressionlessly, "I'll tell you a bedtime story."

Lan Ze almost choked to death on his own saliva.

He quickly waved his hands: "No, no, how old I am, why don't you tell me a bedtime story, can you stop being so funny?"

"You are just a 15-year-old male cub. According to regulations, cubs at this age must sleep next to adult females..."

Before he finished speaking, Lan Ze's hair stood on end, and he said immediately: "Let's tell a story, just tell a story, really, really, I don't want to sleep with you, there are other people in the bedroom... I won't be able to sleep with other bugs!"

As if he had expected Lan Ze to say this, Chu Ran's face remained unchanged, and he read the cub's bedtime story dryly with a reader in his voice without ups and downs: "Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was an airship on the mountain. There was a pink bug egg on it. One day the egg suddenly broke its shell, and inside the shell was a small male bug sleeping soundly. He slept for a long, long time and never woke up. One day a The tall and handsome female insect came here and saw the juvenile male insect sleeping soundly in the eggshell. His face was so ruddy and lovely, his thin skin was as bright and clear as the moonlight of a seventh sister, and his lips were more beautiful than roses... ..."

Everything is a routine, Lan Ze hugged the quilt and yawned lazily: "Then they fell in love, and lived happily together in the end, right? I'm telling you that I don't like to listen to stories, so I'll tell you at the beginning You can guess the ending."

Chu Ran glanced at the reader, raised his head and said, "No, the female happily picked up the juvenile male and brought him up, becoming his father. The two lived happily."

Aozawa: "..."

He said in embarrassment: "Uh... is it, this is quite novel hahaha, let's talk about the next one hahaha."

Chu Ran turned to the next page, and continued to tell Lan Ze the so-called bedtime story of the cub in a tone like reading scientific research literature: "Once upon a time, there was a ruin that had been abandoned for a long time, and one day a tall and handsome female insect accidentally time to come here”

"He was walking around in the ruins. When he came to one of the largest ruins, he found a pink-blue insect egg lying on the top of the ruins. He ran forward excitedly and stroked it gently. Looking at this beautiful worm egg, it was the worm egg suddenly cracked, and an extremely beautiful male cub was looking at him with big pink blue eyes, this little male worm was like that Any beautiful flower will be eclipsed in front of him, the female piously kisses the beautiful cheek of the male cub, and gently holds the beautiful soft hand of the male cub..."

Lan Ze immediately said categorically: "This time they must fall in love and live happily together. Fairy tales are like this!"

Chu Ran looked down at the reader again, then raised his head and said, "No, later this female adopted the male cub and became the father of the male."

Aozawa: "..."

He wrapped the quilt in silence, looked at Chu Ran silently, Chu Ran put down the reader, and felt that the worm cub he raised had some ideological problems, which must be corrected in time.

So he looked at Lan Ze very seriously, and said in a very low voice: "There is no other relationship between an adult female and a newborn male cub, why do you always feel that they will fall in love? ?”

Aozawa grinned in embarrassment: "The stories always say that the female insect is tall and handsome, and the male insect is so beautiful, so I think they will fall in love."

Chu Ran sullenly said, "You like love stories, but you are only so young."

No matter what you say, you can't say that the man is small, Lan Ze turned black again, and said angrily in a small voice that has no deterrent force: "I tell you, if you say that I am small, I will be angry!"

Chu Ran stretched out his hand and touched Lan Ze's head, Xiao Chongzi hid under his palm with a pouting mouth and an unhappy expression on his face.

Chu Ran pressed his head, and suddenly lowered his head and kissed Lan Ze's cheek. It was a very light kiss, a bit businesslike.

With black lines on Lan Ze's face, he gave Chu Ran a death stare. Chu Ran patted his face and said softly, "Good night."

The little worm stuck out its tongue and made a face at him.

The corners of Chu Ran's lips curled up slightly, and subtle waves rippled in his heart. At this moment, he felt a long-lost joy. He hadn't been so relaxed and happy for many, many years.

A trace of a smile appeared in his eyes, and soon disappeared in the thick gray mist.

In the depths of the night, a dim yellow lamp was quietly on, and a gray shadow on the wall was elongated. A worm slowly walked out of the shadow, and its blue eyes were still bright even in the dark.

"You're 1 minutes late."

The visitor blinked his blue eyes and said very sadly: "Admiral..."

Chu Ran interrupted the nonsense he was about to utter, and said bluntly: "How about Hull's test results?"

Meng Chi immediately became serious and lowered his voice: "His gene sequence is abnormal."

Chu Ran tightened his jaw, interlaced his fingers, and said slowly: "His gene sequence level has been continuously rising, and there has been no downward trend?"

Meng Chi moved his eyes and said in a low voice: "Yes, if he continues to rise like this, his gene sequence will evolve to a very terrifying level. All powerful forces including the clan will fight for him at all costs."

"Fortunately, Lan Ze fell into our hands. He is very important to us, general, we must inject inhibitors into Lan Ze as soon as possible to temporarily suppress his gene sequence," Meng Chi said a little excitedly.

Chu Ran smiled slightly, and said lightly: "The vaccine that Lan Ze injected was a gene inhibitor. Within these two months, Lan Ze's genetic sequence will decline rapidly, and his genetic sequence will only change when he becomes an adult. Appear and reflect the real value."

Meng Chi's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly, "This is why you raised Lan Ze?"

Chu Ran lowered his eyes slightly: "It was at first."

The author has something to say: I feel very sorry because there are a lot of interruptions, and I present a short story for everyone. I originally wanted to write a few hundred words, but I didn’t expect it to be so long. 23333

"The Little Fairy Peach of the Rich and the Young"

Qi Ming was the first to know about the news that Huo Linfeng was about to return to China. The brother with a broken arm who often asked him to drink was Huo Linfeng's uncle.

After sending off a group of ghosts and ghosts, five male guests gathered in Jiang Feng's house for an emergency meeting.

The content of the meeting was: how to catch an extra-large fat fish for Di Ye.

To put it bluntly, it is how to find a rich and powerful partner for Di Ye.

Di Ye was lying on the table smoking a cigarette, the lingering smoke covered his bright face, and there was still a suffocating amazement in the haze.

He is so good-looking. It is difficult for a person to look like this in life.

Although it has been a long time, but for that Huo Linfeng who drove him to nowhere, as long as he thinks of him for a moment, Di Ye feels that his throat is congested and he can't breathe.

Jiang Feng thoughtfully brought a cup of oolong tea to Di Ye, and comforted him in a soft voice, while Chen Xi was making an Excel spreadsheet of rich people, Qi Ming used crawlers to search the Internet for data and provided it to Chen Xi, and Luo Zixuan carefully listed the gossip.

They were busy with enthusiasm, but halfway through, they found a very serious problem - there are really few people with a deeper background than Huo Linfeng, and if they want to screen among rich women and daughters of rich men, it is even more difficult. There are no qualified candidates, so you can pass directly.

Then a more serious problem appeared.

Chen Xi, who was screening the form, rubbed his face, then turned to look at Di Ye, hesitant to speak.

Di Ye drank a cup of tea, raised his eyelids wearily, and said listlessly, "Just say what you want."

So Chen Xi took a deep breath, patted Di Ye's shoulder vigorously, and said in a very heroic tone: "Brother, your partner may have to change gender!"

Di Ye sprayed out half of the tea he swallowed.

Luo Zixuan came over at the right time, holding a small book with people's names in his hand, and said seriously: "If your future object changes gender, there will be three very suitable candidates, all of whom have good family backgrounds and are handsome, His background is not much worse than that of Huo Linfeng."

The small book was brought over by Jiang Feng, and he glanced at it and exclaimed, "There is still some possibility to catch Zheng Qifeng and Zhou Bingran, but why did you choose Lu Xun?"

Luo Zixuan touched Jiang Feng's face twice, coughed after wiping the oil, and said solemnly: "First of all, he looks pretty good, and I think that only people like Lu Xun can fight Huo Linfeng in the ring. Disease, evenly matched! Besides, we have to trust Di Ye's face, as long as he is willing, there is no one he can't handle."

Di Ye swiped back and forth with the tablet, and smiled wryly with a cigarette in his mouth: "Stop mocking me, if I can handle Huo Linfeng, what's the point of my virtue?"

Jiang Feng asked with great concern: "Then which one have you chosen? In my opinion, Zheng Qifeng and Zhou Bingran are the most suitable."

Chen Xi shook his head, with a toothache expression on his face: "I like Zhou Bingran, this mosaic man is pretty good, let's forget about Zheng Qifeng, he's just a greasy-faced young man with a very bad heart, from his hair to the soles of his feet. Through that."

Zheng Qifeng often came here to drink, and every time he ordered the box managed by Chen Xi, and turned around Chen Xi's orders. It was already hard enough for the guests to stop for a day, but every time Zheng Qifeng came, he would turn around Chen Xi's orders, and felt disgusted for a while. The tray was not clean, and after a while he felt that the hot towels were not rolled neatly enough, or he would have a sudden convulsion and asked Chen Xi to wash all the quilts in the private room.

Chen Xi suffered a nervous breakdown from being tortured by this guy, and would yell at him every time he was mentioned.

So Zheng Qifeng was passed.

We did some research on Zhou Bingran, and everyone called him Mosaic because he always wore striped and checkered brown clothes.

But after discussing for half an hour, Mosaic was also passed. The reason was that although his background was very deep, but in terms of personal ability, he was a little bit worse than Huo Linfeng, and his attack power was not enough.

So only Lu Xun was left, a man so good that he couldn't fault him.

Di Ye looked at the cold and handsome man on the cover of the magazine, lowered his shoulders very dejectedly, and pointed casually: "Okay, let him alone, I'll try to hook up."

After confirming the candidate, another question arises-does this young and promising diamond bachelor prefer men or women?

After this question was raised by Di Ye, everyone looked like Chen Xi.

Chen Xi panicked and exclaimed, "Why are you all looking at me?"

Luo Zixuan: "I remember that Zheng Qifeng and Lu Xun have a good relationship."

Qi Ming: "Zixuan remembers correctly, the two of them are young."

Jiang Feng poked Chen Xi lightly with his snow-white fingertips, and said politely, "We are all brothers, so you can do me a favor."

Di Ye put out the cigarette in his mouth, and shook his head: "Farewell, Zheng Qifeng is so tormenting Chen Xi, who knows how to make things difficult for him, if let him go, wouldn't it be a pain, then I will ask Brother Zhou to inquire about it."

Chen Xi thumped Di Ye hard, and cursed angrily: "Fuck, who is talking to who, what a brother is talking about, what time is this and you still see me, you wait for me, I will Go meet that bastard Zheng Qifeng!"

The next day, Chen Xi packed himself up and called Zheng Qifeng with a tragic mood of going to the execution ground.

When the phone was connected, Zheng Qifeng's voice always came with a bit of flirtatious and teasing: "Hey, it's little Chen Xi. I've had your number for so long, and this is the first time you've called me."

Chen Xi rolled his eyes, but the crisp and juvenile voice sounded very pleasant: "Mr. Zheng is an important customer in our store, but you have always had a lot of work, so I am embarrassed to call you, but this time you It's been a week since I came to Flame, as an employee of Flame, I always try to find a way to keep a distinguished guest like you, right?"

Zheng Qifeng on the other end of the phone smiled: "Hey, you miss me so much after not coming for a week? Last time I didn't go for a month and I didn't see you looking for me."

Chen Xi's eyes almost rolled to the top of the sky, but his voice became more clear and moving, almost like the cheerful and clear cry of a lark: "Mr. Zheng is blaming me, forget it, I still invite you to dinner , but I can't make an appointment with a distinguished guest like you, so you should do your work first, and I won't bother you."

1,2,3, [-], [-], Chen Xi silently counted the seconds in his heart. Three seconds later, Zheng Qifeng's voice came from the receiver: "Send me the address of the restaurant."

Half an hour later, Boss Chen Xi reluctantly went to the restaurant. Unexpectedly, when he entered, Zheng Qifeng was already sitting there, wearing a pink baseball shirt. When he saw Chen Xi coming over, the fox eyes on his face immediately narrowed. It made Chen Xi feel chills down his back, and his two twitches trembled.

After talking for a few minutes, Chen Xi cleverly changed the subject and talked about Lu Xun, but who is Zheng Qifeng?

The best of both worlds get together, one can lower his eyelids and the other can know what's going on in your mind.

Zheng Qifeng didn't answer, his fox eyes bent into two hooks, Chen Xi was not in a hurry, and after eating a piece of steak slowly, he said calmly: "I studied mathematics in college and finance after master's degree, but for I still don't know much about investing, but I really admire Mr. Lu Xun, he is like a god."

Zheng Qifeng drank all the red wine and watched Chen Xi's performance quietly, but his fox eyes were already narrowed maliciously, and it seemed that he was thinking of something in his stomach.

Chen Xi felt a little lonely in the middle of the performance, so he said it openly and half-jokingly: "I heard that you and Mr. Lu Xun are young, and he likes men more or women more, I want to see what I have No chance."

Zheng Qifeng laughed, and asked the waiter to serve another glass of red wine. Looking at the label of the red wine, Chen Xi's heart began to tremble, and he decided to let those guys reimburse part of the expenses for tonight.

Chen Xi looked away from the red wine bottle, and looked at Zheng Qifeng with a pair of beautiful crescent eyes. Zheng Qifeng pointed at the red wine and said with a smile: "You want to drink this bottle of wine first from what I said, you drink it I'll tell you."

Zheng Qifeng is very mean-spirited, but he never tells lies, he does everything he says, and he doesn't miss a single cent.

Chen Xi gritted his teeth, took the bottle of red wine and drank it down.

He drank all the wine in a short time, Chen Xi put down the bottle and hiccupped.

"Now Mr. Zheng can tell me."

Zheng Qifeng raised his fox eyes and took off his pink baseball shirt a little annoyed. Instead of answering Chen Xi's words, he asked instead: "Why, you want to hook up with Lu Xun?"

Chen Xi shook his head.

Zheng Qifeng's face looked better, but he deliberately refused to answer Chen Xi's question. At first, Chen Xi was able to talk to him, but then the smell of alcohol turned his pink and tender peach face into a hot tomato, with a pair of eyes Blinking chaotically, his consciousness soon became less clear, and Zheng Qifeng also intentionally teased him. After a while, Chen Xi lay down on the table in a daze and began to tap the dinner plate with a fork.

Tap it once and say: "Zheng Qifeng, you bastard."

Knock again, and say one more sentence: "Zheng Qifeng, you are not human."

Cursing and cursing, Chen Xi lay on the table and giggled, her beautiful crescent eyes bent into two sweet crescents.

The young master who was scolded across the table was not angry either, he looked at Chen Xi's flushed cheeks, and the smile in his eyes deepened little by little.

Sometimes when you like someone, even if you cover your mouth, it will come out of your eyes.