I want to break up with the school grass [Cross Book]

"Question [-], who will come?" The physics teacher glanced down the stage.

Well, pretty flat, with no volunteers at all.

"It seems that this time no classmate is as brave as Lin Qi before."

The students in the audience let out a thin laugh.

Lin Qi on the stage burst into tears.

The tenth question is also an over-the-top question. Although it is a multiple-choice question, the difficulty steps are comparable to the last big question.

"Oh, in the last ten seconds, if no one raises their hand, I will draw randomly."

Hearing this, the students in the audience didn't dare to laugh anymore. They buried their heads lower than the other, fearing that the gun would hit the first bird, and one would accidentally hit them.

The beautiful physics teacher smiled and said, "Okay, since no one raised their hand, I'll do it."

He obviously said it with a smile, but for some reason, it sounds very intimidating, and it makes people tremble.

"Hey, all of you really are." The physics teacher shook his head and said: "This question is a super-level question, so I won't embarrass you little students who are about to shrink their heads into the table holes. He Yao will come up and do it. .”

With the owner of the tenth question, the students were all relieved.

And He Yao, who was suddenly named, didn't feel panic at all, put down the pen in his hand, got up from his seat calmly, and went straight up without taking the test paper.

Many people cast admiring glances at him.

Lin Qi held back on the stage for a long time and couldn't get anything out. Seeing that there was an extra person on the right, he was still the one who had done all the super-outline questions without missing anything.

Immediately saw hope in my heart, taking advantage of the fact that the teacher turned his back to them and couldn't notice, he cast his eyes on He Yao for help, "咻咻...咻咻..."

He Yao picked up the chalk and began to write without any jamming. Halfway through the writing, he heard a soft "咻咻咻" sound from the side. Looking over, Lin Qi was looking at him with longing eyes.

I don't know why, seeing Lin Qi like this, I suddenly felt a little teasing in my heart.

He pretended not to understand Lin Qi's hint, so the two started a conversation with each other using lip language.

He Yao: "What?"

Lin Qi: "Teach me, I can't."

He Yao: "I don't understand."

Lin Qi: "I said I can't, you teach me."

He Yao: "Ah? What?"

Lin Qi: "Hey Yao!"

He Yao; "What are you calling my name for?"

Lin Qi: "..."

He Yao saw that Lin Qi was about to cry, even though it was not the right time, but there was still a sweet taste in his heart.

He waved at Lin Qi, and Lin Qi said silently, "What are you doing??!"

He Yao: "Come here and I will teach you."

Lin Qi: "Cut..."

Lin Qi was angry and moved over.

The blackboard was big enough, and it was already very loose for the three of them to stand together. Lin Qi moved it again, and there was a space in the middle.

Peng Kang was doing the seventh question, standing on the far left. He wrote almost the same steps. Suddenly he couldn’t remember a unit. He just wanted to turn his head to ask Lin Qi, but found that there was no one next to him. Looking again... No, Lin Qi Why did you run to the far left? ?

Lin Qi leaned over, and the distance from He Yao was no more than ten centimeters. He Yao's deep voice came from the side of his ear, "Come here a little more."

Lin Qi moved a little further, this time his arm was almost attached to He Yao's, and He Yao was satisfied.

Lin Qi wanted to ask him to take the test paper and copy it directly, but when he asked, this great master didn't bring the test paper?

He was going to cry to death.

Another blink.

etc?The master is already writing his own question?

What about teaching him? ?

When Lin Qi was full of resentment, He Yao knocked on the blackboard at him, and after attracting his attention, he leaned down and leaned into his ear, and said, "The answer to the ninth question must be copied within 1 minute. .”

Feeling all the heat in his ears, Lin Qi's heart tightened, and his ears turned red. He Yao straightened up, looked at his red ears, and couldn't help but smile.

It's really unbearable.

Lin Qi regained his composure in just two seconds.

Ah, just talk when you talk, why are you so close!

He raised his hand and rubbed his ears violently.

"If you can't copy within 1 minute, I will leave you alone." He Yao's voice came from the side.

What kind of ear rubbing, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Lin Qi took the chalk and started copying the questions. He even broke the chalk a few times with his hands being too heavy.

In the end, all three of them finished their work, and the physics teacher turned around and began to give a lecture on the answers on the blackboard.

As I was talking, I suddenly realized something was wrong, so I stood a little farther away and looked——

Why are the ninth question and the tenth question stuck together?

Lin Qi silently lowered his head into the table hole.

I didn't feel it when I looked at it from above, but when I looked at it from below, especially when I sat far away, the ninth question and the tenth question were almost directly stacked together.

Fortunately, Lin Qi "did it" and the answer was correct.

After finishing the lecture, the physics teacher looked at him with a look of relief, "Lin Qi, I never thought you could do it. This question belongs to the category of college physics, and it is also a difficult question in it. I didn't expect Not only did you make it, but you can also write down the return steps in such detail, you are really great!"

Difficult questions in college physics? ?

As for why there is such a question?The physics teacher said that Dongsheng has always liked to make some innovations, especially in the selection of talents. It is important to study for further education, but for Dongsheng, it is still important to select top talents.

After listening, Lin Qiqi looked at He Yao with a monster-like look.

The latter had a calm face.

It's fine to do two super-syllabus problems in a row. The key point is that this person didn't even bring the test paper when he went up. Did he just print the questions in his mind?

Great God, really Great God!

... I don't know if I can be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University?

The sense of distance, the so-called sense of distance, is to keep the friendship between gentlemen as light as water.

but……

"There is no sense of distance, no sense of distance at all!" Lin Qi complained bitterly, "There is no way to keep distance!"

Zhang Hao stroked his chin with his thumb and forefinger, "That netizen A is really serious, since he wants to break up with others, he shouldn't accept that man's kindness anymore."

Lin Qi stuck for a moment, "...Isn't that because there is no way out? If there is no best plan, who would want to make a bad move?"

Zhang Hao: "Oh, that's true. If that man doesn't help her, she will probably be drowned by the water in the swimming pool."

Lin Qi: "That's right, the main thing is that there's no one around. If it wasn't her boyfriend who rescued her from the swimming pool with leg cramps, then she's really going to die."

Zhang Hao: "Yeah."

Lin Qidao: "By the way, she suddenly told me a new idea today."

Zhang Hao: "What do you think?"

Lin Qi thought about it: "Isn't her boyfriend a top student? She was thinking, otherwise, she won't break up for now, and she might as well ask her boyfriend to give her extra lessons. If she breaks up, she can wait until she graduates. What do you think of breaking her boyfriend's heart without affecting her studies?"

Almost as soon as Lin Qi had finished speaking, Zhang Hao clapped the board and said, "A is just thinking about shit!"

Lin Qi: "..."

Zhang Hao said: "Have you ever seen someone who can be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University just by talking about love?"

Lin Qi: "...Didn't you say that there is a pair of top students in the third middle school next door who were admitted to Peking University?"

Zhang Hao: "Focus, Xueba, they are two Xueba! Who is A? You have said that she is a scumbag who almost failed the exam. Come on, just think about it."

Lin Qi: "..."

Zhang Hao: "Let's put it this way, for example, my boyfriend went to A's home to give A extra lessons. At the beginning, the two of them probably had a good time, but after that, people would be distracted in class, and they would naturally do extra lessons, so they continued to make extra lessons. It was also secretive, the two of them had a boo when they got emotional, and when they got emotional, they went straight to the bed, and they even made up a fart study and a fart class, all for sex."

As Zhang Hao said so, Lin Qi brought himself and He Yao in, and made up the scene in his head.

"Ah, no, no, I have a headache!"

What if he was crushed to death by He Yao?His strength is not as strong as others, and he can't do it even if he wants to. When the time comes, no one will cry to death...

Ahhh, no, no, no, I can't continue thinking about it.

Lin Qi resolutely gave up this crooked plan.

Sure enough, the Great God can only be used for worship, don't think about having other uses.

Lin Qi asked: "Keeping distance is no longer possible, so what should we do now?"

Zhang Hao thought deeply for a long time, and said: "This time I will be more ruthless."

Lin Qi asked curiously, "What kind of ruthless method?"

Zhang Hao's eyes were ruthless, "Stay away from him!"

In the next second, Lin Qi narrowed his eyes, nodded his head and dragged out his voice, "Oh~~~?"

Alienate him, make him feel that he is not valued, deliberately do things that will make him misunderstand, intentionally or unintentionally get closer to other opposite sexes than usual, and break your original peaceful daily life. You can use all kinds of coquettish operations, as long as let He feels that he is no longer valued by you, let him realize that you are gradually drifting away from him, then he will give up on his own initiative, and finally, he will personally cut off this unworthy relationship!

Lin Qi suddenly clapped his hands together, "Wait a minute, does this make A feel a bit scumbag?"

Zhang Hao: "Why? Didn't you say that her boyfriend is very popular? Since he is popular, there must be many girls chasing him. For example, He Yao is a living example around us."

This Lin Qi could not refute.

Zhang Hao continued: "Maybe A has not left him completely, there is already a girl like a little angel to comfort his wounded heart, I think A should worry more about himself, he is tall, rich and handsome, or a schoolmaster, etc. One day I get tired of playing, turn around and leave, A, a poor student, is still struggling in the pond, if I were A, I would cry to death!"

Lin Qi followed Zhang Hao's train of thought and thought it made sense.

Lin Qi patted the table to finalize the case, "Then let's start tomorrow! Alienation plan!"

Zhang Hao: "I wish A success!"

Lin Qi: "I wish A success!"

The next day, Lin Qi came to the classroom early. Wu Wei had already arrived, but he was just here to catch up on sleep. He Yao hadn't come yet.

Lin Qi walked to Wu Wei's table, Wu Wei looked up at him, "What's wrong, Brother Lin?"

Lin Qi put the schoolbag on his desk, a smile appeared on his lips, "Let's change seats today."

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