Chrollo's You Exist

On the way back after fetching water, I picked up a brand new towel, a small tub, a set of half-old children's clothes, and a pair of brand new children's underwear that have not been unpacked!And these things just fell at my feet out of thin air!God damn cat ear baby, can you be more shameless!

"It's ok, dear Aiya, I wanted to unpack that little underwear and throw it on your head!" Mao Erying's voice suddenly exploded in his head.

I was gloomy: "You are still not human!"

"He's a really cute guy!"

"...Can you explain everything you need to explain at once and stop showing up at every turn? It's so annoying!"

"Hee hee, remember to let Xiao Kuku wear Lun's love underwear after taking a bath!"

I couldn't bear it anymore: "Get out!"

As soon as he entered the door, he saw that Ku Xiaoluo had already fallen asleep on the small blanket, and the quiet little one was indescribably well-behaved and harmless.On the ground next to the head was a bag of cookies and biscuits, and there were still a few pieces of biscuits in it, carefully wrapped tightly to prevent moisture, but the bag of milk was obediently finished.Looking at this scene, the feeling of being upset by the baby with cat ears subsided.I smiled and put the wooden tub and Ku Xiaoluo's bath kit on the side near the exit, and walked lightly to put away the biscuits and the empty milk bag. Ben Yedi Chun|gong is still on the side where his head is against the wall.I struggled for a while, and decided to secretly destroy it while Ku Xiaoluo was asleep.As soon as I stretched out my hand, Ku Xiaoluo opened his eyes and looked at me with a "huh", which startled me.

I hurriedly stopped, "You didn't sleep?"

Ku Xiaoluo sat up slowly: "Waiting for you."

"Wait, what am I waiting for?" I dodged, a little afraid to look into his dark eyes, God knows I had good intentions, but now it seems that I have done something wrong.

Ku Xiaoluo looked at the cookie in my hand.

Did he leave this biscuit for me on purpose?I was really flattered and pointed to the cookie, "You left it for me on purpose?"

Ku Xiaoluo had no expression on his face and didn't speak, but I think this is the answer. He really left this biscuit for me to eat.I feel like my heart is about to melt for a moment. I can't resist such a sensible, considerate and cute little Zhengtai!

A smile bloomed on my face, "I'm so touched, Xiao Ku is so good!"

Ku Xiaoluo: "..."

I turned around with a smile and took the five packs of "Xiao Tan Pickled Cabbage Instant Noodles" in the wooden basin, and handed them to Ku Xiaoluo as if offering a treasure.

"When I was fetching water, my fellow villager came to me, so he gave me five packs of instant noodles. Although they are not nutritious, they taste good!"

Ku Xiaoluo glanced at the instant noodles in my hand, "Your fellow is not from Meteor Street. Did you appear out of thin air like you?"

I was annoyed: "That's right. That wretched little bastard threw me here, and insisted that I complete his spooky tasks from time to time!"

"What is the mission?" Ku Xiaoluo asked lightly.

Glancing at the small bathtub depressedly, "He actually asked me..." I suddenly braked in time as soon as I met Ku Xiaoluo's black and white eyes, and smirked, "It's actually nothing, ha ha!"

It was so dangerous, so dangerous, I almost revealed the contents of the mission without integrity!When the time comes, will Ku Xiaoluo treat me as a mentally ill obscene|obscene|crazy or a pervert?

Seeing that Ku Xiaoluo was still thinking, I quickly interrupted him to divert his attention: "I brought back the water, I will wash the fruits first, and they will be ready to eat in a while." Wash the few half-dried fruits in the wooden basin, and hand the washed fruits to Ku Xiaoluo, who reached out to pick up two and left two for me.I smiled and didn't refuse any more. I took two small wet fruits and didn't want to use a paper towel, so I wiped them on my clothes and prepared to eat them.After wiping the water, I realized that something was wrong. When I met Ku Xiaoluo yesterday, I was covered in blood by inserting a wire strip into the sky cap. But now where is the blood on my clothes?Surprised, I ran to the barrel and took a selfie in front of the water. My clothes were clean and my face was fair, not to mention there was no trace of blood!It's amazing. Could it be that the blood I spilled like the attacking giant will evaporate automatically?

"The blood on your body disappeared automatically last night." Ku Xiaoluo stated flatly.

I turned my head to look at him, and remembered that when I woke up last night, Ku Xiaoluo was standing a centimeter away from my face. He was observing what was going on with me.

"Oh." I nodded, turned around and sat quietly against the wall opposite Ku Xiaoluo.

Regardless of whether my blood disappeared automatically due to the strong cleaning of gold fingers or the nature of my own blood, the important thing is that I thought of how to bring up the topic of bathing.

I smiled and said, "It's really uncomfortable to be dirty and sticky. I was planning to take a bath, but this will save trouble."

Ku Xiaoluo quietly ate the fruit, noncommittal to my words.

I glanced at him, smiled until there were almost two slits in my eyes, and said flatteringly, "Do you want me to help you take a bath?"

I saw that Ku Xiaoluo choked obviously, and forgot to nibble the little fruit in his little hand, and a pair of black eyes slowly moved towards my face, as if trying to tell if I was mentally ill.

I quickly explained to avoid misunderstanding: "This is what I think. You see, it is inconvenient for your face to be injured. If you wash it yourself, what should you do if the wound gets infected with water and does not heal well and leaves a scar?"

Ku Xiaoluo got scars whenever he got a scar on his face? The young master didn't care about it.

I shook my head, sighed deeply, and said earnestly: "Xiao Ku, you are still young, and you don't understand how inestimably powerful a handsome face is to the majority of female compatriots. The face deceives thousands of ignorant girls and hooks up with countless empty|lonely|young|wives. Believe me, one day you will understand that today I want to protect you, the broken hearts of countless pure girls, and the harm to the harmony of countless families and husbands. For what self-sacrifice you have made with no respect for your reputation, you will thank me for doing my best today to preserve your innate naturalness, a poisonous weapon of mass destruction, and your future masculine dignity and incomparable charm. .”

Ku Xiaoluo listened to me quietly, and took the last bite of the fruit without any haste, before casually saying, "I didn't say I wanted to take a bath."

I spat old blood on the wall, and wept pitifully: "Are you really not thinking about it? Brother Ku? Master Ku? I swear on the integrity of my little male god that I will never peek..."

Ku Xiaoluo's black eyes were extremely bright, and he shook his head solemnly: "No washing."

I complained: "Then you listened so seriously just now."

Ku Xiaoluo: "I'm eating fruit seriously."

I:"……"

Battle failed 囧 RZ!

I looked at Ku Xiaoluo's big lacquered and sparkling eyes without tears. Why did I have a subtle feeling of being played?I hugged my head sadly and shrank to the corner. It should be a temporary psychological distortion caused by the ignorance of the defeat in the battle, right?right?Nah?

……

No, it's not the time to be in a daze yet, let's redo the battle plan!Ai Ya rises up!

The author has something to say: Ku Xiaoluo has a black belly? (°?‵?′??)