Nezha, catch that monkey

The monkey obtained a weapon in the East China Sea. The weapon was as thick as the wrist, and could be long or short.

It turns out that this golden cudgel was originally the Dinghaishenzhen of the East China Sea.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea didn't expect that the monkey could move this treasure, so he invited the monkey to see it.

In the end, hey, it seemed that the magic needle was waiting for the monkey as its master.

The monkey made such a fuss and took away Donghai's treasure, and the other three dragon kings of the sea were frightened. They all packed up their valuables and sent them to reliable places, fearing that the monkey would play their tricks on them.

Obviously the monkey would not know this, he was very happy to have this baby, and he was showing off with a group of monkeys.

"My lord, is your Ruyi golden cudgel very powerful?" A little monkey asked, pulling the monkey's sleeve.

"Of course it's amazing. This is my grandson's treasure. It can become very tall." The monkey held the golden cudgel in one hand and put the other on his waist, looking extremely majestic.

"My lord, how tall can it grow?" the little monkey asked while holding its cheek.

"How high?... How high is the sky, as high as this golden cudgel can grow, as deep as the ground, as deep as my old grandson can poke!" Monkey said shaking his head.

"My lord, my lord, I don't believe it!" The little monkey waved his hands again and again.

"If you don't believe me, grandson will show you!" The monkey said and threw the golden cudgel not far away.

That Ding Haishen needle stood upright on the ground, waiting for the monkey's order.

The monkey leaned on the stone, crossed its arms and said, "Long...long...long...long..."

Following the sound of the monkey, the Dinghaishen needle grew little by little, passed through the white clouds, and pierced the sky.

Here in the world, the Ruyi golden cudgel is still growing, and a group of little monkeys applaud again and again.

But there is a person in the heaven who is very upset.

Nezha watched Yang Jian and Tianpeng fight all day, his eyes were heavy and his eyelids were fighting, so he found an open space outside the Nantian Gate, used the cloud as his bed, and the Huntian Ling as a quilt, and slept soundly.

But in the middle of sleeping, he was awakened. Nezha found himself on a long pillar, and kept moving up.

In the human world, the monkeys looked at the big Ruyi golden cudgel and turned to look at their king, and said, "My lord, this Ruyi golden cudgel is so thick and long, can you still hold it?"

"Of course I can move it!" The monkey said while holding the golden cudgel with both hands; "My old grandson can not only move it, but also play it!"

I saw the stick swaying left and right in the monkey's hand, making Nezha on it dizzy.

"I go……"

"What the hell..."

"Fuck..."

Nezha complained one after another, and before he understood what happened, he was already thrown down.

"Hot Wheels!" Nezha immediately called Qingluan Huofeng to catch him.

However, with gold stars flying around his head, he couldn't even stand firmly, and the Hot Wheels also swayed from side to side with this Nezha.

"Brother Nezha!" Wanzi yelled while rushing towards Nezha, who bumped into Nezha staggered and fell obliquely from the hot wheel, his body was already unbalanced.

"Brother Nezha, is your hot wheel broken? Wanzi will help you see!" Looking at Nezha, Wanzi pushed Nezha down and hugged Qingluan Huofeng.

"Hey, hey, Wanzi, let go of my Hot Wheels!" Nezha shouted at Wanzi.

"Brother Nezha, I'm helping you fix it!!!" Wanzi was born with supernatural powers, no matter how hard Qingluan Huofeng struggled, he couldn't save his master.

Before Nezha could react, he supported his dizzy head and fell straight from the sky...

"Your Majesty...something seems to have fallen." The White Monkey Army Master opened his eyes, looked at Yunjian and said.

"Let my old grandson see...there really is one!" After the monkey finished speaking, he inserted the Dinghaishen needle into the ground, climbed up along the Ruyi golden cudgel, stretched his arms, lifted Nezha's Qiankun circle, and lifted Nezha The whole person was lifted in mid-air.

"Whose child are you, what are you doing in the sky?" The monkey saw a little doll with two round balls tied on its head, and it was very cute with pink makeup and jade.

"Let go of me, you are the child." Nezha said as he took out a pointed gun in his hand, and shot at the monkey biubiubiu indiscriminately.

"Yo, you're not short-tempered, so my grandson will play with you." The monkey let go of his hand and shouted at the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.

"Hey, don't really let go!" Nezha started to descend again as soon as the monkey let go.

"Brother Nezha... your Hot Wheels seems to be fine!!!" Wanzi shouted at Nezha from the Heavenly Court.

"My Hot Wheels is fine!" Nezha yelled at the sky, and blew his whistle.

A pair of hot wheels immediately flew out from the clouds, and with the glow of the sun, they flew all the way to Nezha's feet, and put Nezha in the air to stand opposite the monkey.

Nezha is holding a fire-pointed gun, slanting the kun circle, and stepping on the hot wheel. The fiery red Huntian Ling dances against the wind and quietly protects her.

She stood in mid-air, red red, yellow yellow, white white, with a touch of heroism between her brows, countless lights in her eyes, straight nose, cherry mouth and fine teeth, beautiful and indistinguishable.

"Hey, baby, you have all the weapons!" Monkey said looking at the well-armed, but still pretty doll.

"What's none of your business?!" Nezha threw out Huntian Ling and went straight to the monkey. The corner of the monkey's lips twitched slightly, and stood motionless.

That Huntian Ling immediately tied up the monkey, slowly tightening it in circles.

"Hmph, quickly call me Master, and I'll let you go." Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels and looked down condescendingly at Juan, who could barely see a human-shaped red lump.

"Little baby, who do you want to call you master?" Nezha heard the monkey's voice from behind, turned his head and saw that the monkey was grinning at him behind his back.

"You..." Nezha turned to look at Huntian Ling, and saw a yellow monkey hair wrapped in the red.

"How about it, baby, my grandson is amazing." Monkey looked at Nezha begging for praise.

"Hmph." Nezha snorted, and threw the universe circle at the monkey.

"Baby, my grandson wants to tell you something." The monkey said righteously while hiding in the circle of heaven and earth.

"You are the baby, I have grown you for thousands of years!" Nezha jumped towards the monkey with a pointed gun.

"Baby, my old grandson has made up his mind. You have good looks and good skills. Let me be my old grandson's wife. With my old grandson covering you, even if the sky falls, my grandson will take good care of you!" The monkey was not afraid of Nezha's sharp spear, ran over to meet Nezha, grabbed Nezha's wrist and said.

"Madam Yazhai?" Nezha flinched suddenly, not knowing why.

"That's right, my grandson will call you daughter-in-law from now on!"

"Daughter-in-law, your sister!"

"Daughter-in-law, do you still have a younger sister?" Monkey scratched his forehead and said.

Nezha turned his head away, put away his universe circle, and decided not to talk to this fool.

"By the way, daughter-in-law, you said that you have so many weapons, why are you so useless? How about my old grandson taking you to the East China Sea to pick out a handy one?" The monkey jumped in front of Nezha, looking at it with a pair of black jade-like eyes. she.

"Donghai?" Nezha frowned slightly after hearing this, and said with a smile; "That's a place that I don't want to play with."

"Hey, it really is my daughter-in-law, Naohaidu picked a place!" Monkey smiled even more happily.

Nezha stopped, looked straight at the monkey and said, "Stinky monkey, listen carefully, I am the third prince of Nezha, a man, not your daughter-in-law."

"Men." Monkey tilted his head, scratched the monkey hair on his hand, and said; "Daughter-in-law, it's no problem for my grandson to go to heaven and earth, and it's not ambiguous for 72 to become superhuman. It's not shameful to follow my grandson. Don't change your gender just to abandon your husband-in-law."

"I...you..." Nezha stomped his feet angrily, and somehow a name popped up in his mind, and he said to the monkey; "Your wife is called Zixia Fairy!"

"Whoever she is, I only know you!" the monkey blurted out.

"You...you monkey, I..." Nezha didn't want to separate from this nonsensical monkey anymore, and went straight to the sky on the hot wheel.

"Hey... daughter-in-law, why are you leaving, daughter-in-law..." The monkey watched Nezha leave, and wanted to do a somersault and catch up immediately, but he didn't want to be hugged by the white monkey.

"Your son said that my grandson is a leftover monkey. After finally falling in love with a wife with a pair of eyes, you still stop me from chasing my wife, and you still let me get out of the order?!" Monkey stared asked the white monkey.

"Your Majesty, isn't that how you chase after your daughter-in-law?" He grabbed the monkey and never let go.

"Didn't you go straight to her if you fell in love with it? Didn't you just call me a wife if you fell in love with it?" Monkey asked naively.

"Of course not. Let Xiaohua tell the king what girls like." The white monkey pulled a little female monkey and pushed it in front of the monkey.

"Why does my grandson want to know this?" The monkey still didn't understand.

"Do you still want to chase your wife?" The white monkey rolled his eyes and asked the monkey.

The monkey nodded like pounding garlic.

"Yes, the girl that Xiaohua likes likes it, and your daughter-in-law will also like it, so you can give her what the girl likes, and gradually your daughter-in-law will be yours." White Monkey said with a very happy smile. .

"Really?" Monkey asked.

"Of course, I think it was I who sent flowers for two years to catch up with my daughter-in-law. Why is she beautiful?" The white monkey looked affectionately at his daughter-in-law and imparted experience to his king.

"Oh." The monkey sat on the cool stone, nodded to the white monkey, and said, "My daughter-in-law is not such a superficial person!"

"Your daughter-in-law is superficial!" The white monkey responded immediately.

"Huh?" The monkey raised his brows, silently picked up the Ruyi golden cudgel, and smiled wretchedly at the white monkey.

"My lord, I... I just slipped the tongue!" The white monkey ran away.

"Stop, my grandson!" the monkey yelled, watching the white monkey run even harder, smiled with satisfaction, sat on the rock and looked at Xiao Hua and said; "Xiao Hua, what is there in the human world?" Do you girls like new things?"