Nezha, catch that monkey

"Marshal Tianpeng, what do you want to say?" Tathagata looked at Nezha with a half-smile.

"My little monk has something to ask the Buddha."

"speak."

"May I ask Buddha, where is the six-eared macaque good at?"

"Don't say it." The Buddha smiled, palms up, palms spread out, the golden light slowly gathered, and a golden bowl appeared.

The golden bowl flew into the air from Tathagata's hand, and circled back and forth between the two monkeys.

Nezha watched intently.

But he saw the golden bowl rushing straight down, turning into a huge bowl and covering a monkey.

Clang!

The fake monkey was locked tightly in the golden bowl, unable to move at all.

"This thing is called a golden bowl." The Buddha said: "A monkey is a stone monkey. The blood in its body looks the same as that of others, but in fact it is made of stone and cannot be regarded as real blood and bones. However, the muscles and bones of the six-eared macaque are the same as those of ordinary people. There is no difference between the two monkeys, so my golden bowl selects monkeys with blood and bones, so I can distinguish between the two of them."

"I see." Nezha listened and nodded.

However, the cry of the six-eared macaque came from inside the golden bowl.

The cry was miserable and desperate, and he said in a hurried tone: "Marshal Tianpeng, ask the third prince Nezha for me, and ask her if she remembers that she was bitten by a little monkey in the Eastern Forbidden Forest during World War II." !"

When Nezha heard this, he lost his mind for a moment, as if he followed the words of the six-eared macaque back to the day.

That day, in order to cover her second brother Yang Jian's unannounced visit to the dark stone room, she went to the Eastern Forbidden Forest in search of Shuangtian's trail. On the way there, she was indeed bitten on the arm by a monkey.

Nezha nodded, and said: "I remember, presumably, the third prince Nezha may not remember very clearly, but if he has the opportunity, he will still ask for you after all."

"Thank you Tianpeng, since I have troubled the marshal, I might as well ask the marshal one more thing."

"Talk." Although Nezha didn't want to continue to be polite with him, but with the help of Buddha, the fact that she is Nezha must not be hidden from Buddha, so he is embarrassed to repeat it.

"I hope the marshal will tell her for me that the monkey is me. I was still young at that time, and I was ordered to bite her because the mouth was poisoned. But she still won, and she fought very handsomely." , I...I admire and like it very much..."

boom!

Before the six-eared macaque finished speaking, Nezha's thoughts were interrupted by a loud noise. She followed the sound and looked over. The monkey was holding the Ruyi golden cudgel and smashed it on the golden bowl.

Inside the golden bowl, there was no sound at all, the six-eared macaque must have died.

"Nezha belongs to my grandson!!!" Monkey roared, his face flushed with anger: "My grandson ordered it first, ordered it, ordered it!!!"

"En..." Nezha watched the monkey go berserk, looked up at the Buddha in embarrassment, and said, "Here... I still have trouble with the Buddha."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the monkey and wanted to lose his temper with the monkey, but because he was pretending to be a canopy, he had no reason to lose his temper with the monkey, so he could only snort at the monkey and said, "Brother... go back Bar."

"Hmph!" The monkey twisted his neck and raised his head, saying, "Nezha likes my grandson, my grandson! Not his ugly monkey!"

Nezha frowned, pulled the monkey's sleeve and drove back on the cloud, she said in a low voice: "You, obviously look the same as him, but if he really took your place to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, Nezha might I really don't recognize it."

"You actually said that!!!" The monkey turned his head, feeling that even if he scratched all the monkey hair off his body, he still couldn't come up with something to say back.

He turned his head with a snort, and said with an extremely depressed expression: "Tianpeng, you are not my junior brother, it's the junior brother who doesn't talk to the senior brother much."

"Uh..." Nezha glanced at his mouth and rolled his eyes.

"I'm back, it seems to be resolved." Seeing that the monkey and Nezha came back safe and sound, Jin Chanzi recited a long Amitabha, looked at the dark sky and said: "Since the matter has been resolved, you two Let's go and rest too, the two share a room."

"Okay." The monkey rolled his amber eyes, pinched Nezha's sleeve, and said to Nezha in a low voice: "Liar, do you think my old grandson can't do anything about you? Tell you!" Now is the chance."

"Eh?" Nezha was still thinking about what the monkey meant when he said this, but found that he had been brought into the guest room by the monkey.

"Let's rest!" The monkey sat on the bed with his legs crossed, and extinguished the candle with a flick of his fingers.

Nezha faintly felt that something was wrong, and wanted to refuse to go to bed to rest. Then he thought about it, he had been sleeping all the way as a canopy monkey, and it would be suspicious if he suddenly said he didn't want to go to bed today.

After thinking everything through, Nezha lifted the quilt and lay down.

Under the quilt, a big hand slowly approached and wrapped around Nezha.

"Hey! What are you doing?!" Nezha patted the monkey's paw on his body.

"Tianpeng, didn't my old grandson tell you that the journey to the west is long, we should comfort each other."

"Didn't I refuse?"

"My grandson knows that you are very willing in your heart." The monkey said while stroking Nezha.

The palm slid across the chest, across the lower abdomen, and came to the bottom of the body.

Nezha's nerves were tense, his body was tense, and he grabbed the monkey's hand.

"You just beat the six-eared macaque to death today out of jealousy about Nezha."

"No, it's because Liu Er always takes the opportunity to talk to you, my old grandson is not happy, so I made a serious move."

"really."

"That must be true."

"But you were a Nezha at the time."

"I'm not trying to cover up the relationship between the two of us, let Nezha take the blame, we can be happy."

"What do you mean, you don't like Nezha anymore?" Nezha asked in a bad tone.

"Little baby, it was fresh at first, and after such a long time, my old grandson has long been forgotten. You are so handsome and so tempting~ you, lying next to my old grandson, always let my old grandson, Spring~heart rippling~yang." The monkey said as he approached Nezha, blowing hot air in Nezha's ear.

"I'm a man, and I like being cheap!" Nezha wanted to lift the monkey up, scold and beat him, but she couldn't, so she could only make excuses like this.

"Canopy, that's because you haven't seen a better and more comfortable one." Monkey said, his movements became more unscrupulous.

"Look at the canopy, you are so round and feel so good. It's much better than Nezha. I don't know why my old grandson was blind at the beginning, and he fell in love with such a strange person of unknown gender." Monkey While talking, he continued to tease Nezha with his hands.

Nezha pursed his lips tightly, and told himself that he had to bear with it, and there would be opportunities to deal with this guy in the future.

"Tianpeng, tell me, why didn't my old grandson see you at the beginning? That little girl is fierce, ugly and violent. By the way, she is still a dwarf. After living for so many years, she still looks like a doll. You It’s just that the people in the heavenly court are coaxing her in the open, but you can’t tell what to say about her behind the scenes, you’re better off.” The monkey said while smiling extraordinarily coquettishly.

"Sun Wukong!" Nezha lifted the quilt, stood on the bed with his arms crossed, and looked down at the monkey.

The monkey lay on the bed, looked at Nezha, and licked his own lips.

"Do you dare to say that in front of Nezha?!" Nezha roared.

"Why don't you dare? Even if Nezha is standing in front of me at this moment, my old grandson wants to say it."

"Really, don't regret it, Monkey King!" Nezha lowered his hands from his waist and looked at the monkey with half-closed eyes.

The author has something to say: 11 is sleepy, so this chapter of the double update is a bit short.

The monkey wants to force Nezha to show his real body 2333

really good night~