Nezha, catch that monkey

One night at dawn, the four masters and apprentices came to the frozen river, and a white jade stone tablet was erected on the bank of the river. On the stone tablet were three words: Tongtian River.

Drifting walked to the side of the stone tablet, walked around the stone tablet, and nodded in satisfaction.

The cold wind was blowing by the river, and the ice in Hanoi was extremely thick. Nezha half-closed his eyes and listened to the movement around him.

She felt that water, ice, and these things were spells that Frost Sky was good at, so all of these were closely related to Frost Sky.

However, since the last time she fought against Shuangtian, she came down to the world from heaven, and has not contacted Yang Jian and his party for a long time. She has no idea of ​​Shuangtian's current whereabouts.

But her intuition told her that this test was definitely set up by Shuangtian under the orders of the fake Jade Emperor Yishui from the heavens.

So, are old enemies meeting again?

"The ice layer is as thick as armor. I'm going to take a look as a teacher." For some reason, Jin Chanzi, who had always been as indifferent as water, became interested today. On the ice of the river.

Every step he took was very slow and steady, apparently with extra care.

The monkey looked up at Nezha, and immediately flew to follow.

With a plop, a huge hole formed on the ice surface at some point, swallowing the golden cicada alive.

The monkey scratched its hair, immediately got into the hole, swam down the river, and swam along the depths of the river, trying to find traces of the golden cicada.

Nezha by the river watched the monkey disappear on the river, knowing that the situation was not good, she looked up at Drifting Monk, and said: "Now, you are going to tell me that Second Brother, Master and Senior Brother were captured by monsters. have they gone?"

What Drifting wanted to say was choked in his heart, and he was embarrassed for a while.

Nezha was in a good mood, coughed and said, "I'm not blind, so you don't need to tell me."

Drifting glanced at Nezha secretly, and wondered again if the second senior brother had discovered that he was not really a shutter general, but an undercover agent.

"But Junior Brother Sha..." Nezha looked at Monk Drifting innocently with a smile and said, "I trust you very much, so let's wait together."

Hearing this, Drifting immediately felt as if he had been injected with chicken blood, and all doubts in his heart dissipated.

He kept telling himself that the second senior brother was just lazy, just lazy, that's why he made excuses.

The two were chatting leisurely, and a monkey was already soaking wet, walking on the river.

Water droplets dripped from the monkey's golden hair on the forehead, and the water droplets on the forehead slowly slid along the lines of the face to the neck and finally hung on the delicate collarbone.

"I didn't find Master!" the monkey frowned and said, "My old grandson swam along the river for half an hour, checked the water thoroughly, and even found the shadow of Master."

"Well, let's find a way." Nezha said.

Nezha was comforting the monkey when he saw an old man in a gray sack-like gown slowly walking towards the three of them.

It was the benefactor who stayed overnight with them yesterday.

"Why are you here?" Nezha asked.

"The old man has seen everything." The old man stayed by the river for a long time.

"You...why are you following us?" Nezha clenched his fists and asked in a bad tone.

"I have something to ask, so I have been following the masters, trying to find a chance to speak, but I didn't want to encounter this matter."

"Oh?"

"Well, if you agree to the old man's matter, maybe the masters can find out the whereabouts of that master." The old man knows how to persuade others.

"Do you have a solution?" Nezha continued to ask.

"Tomorrow is the day to sacrifice the boys and girls. I think the walkers can take this opportunity to find the river god." The old man said.

"Let's go, take my old grandson!" The monkey heard that there was a chance to catch the monster, grabbed Nezha's sleeve, looked at the old man with a smile and said, "I and my junior brother will take this virgin!"

"Hey, hey!" Nezha hadn't yet spoken out what was in his heart, but the monkey had already entrusted him to a house.

The house was full of cries, and when the door was opened, a man and a woman in the room were hugging a pair of children and crying at the top of their lungs.

I saw a pair of young children being hugged, the girl was a little bigger, and the boy was a little smaller, they were all like dough balls, arousing love and affection.

"Don't cry!" the monkey said, jumping into the door, jumping on the chair, looking at the messy people in the room, and scratching the monkey's hair.

With such a cry, everyone looked at the monkey and hugged the child even tighter, as if the monkey was the river god who ate the child.

But I don't blame others, although monkeys are a sign of facial features, but they are covered with monkey hair, so it is normal for people to treat them as fairies.

"My old grandson will go instead of your children!" Seeing that the reaction was wrong, the monkey immediately explained his intention.

"Hey..." The woman holding the little boy was slightly stunned, and immediately knelt on the ground after realizing it, kowtowed to the monkey to thank him, and kept calling the monkey to be a bodhisattva.

The monkey shook his hand indifferently, and said, "It's going to be dark today, take us to the river temple."

"However, Bodhisattva, you look like this, River God..." the woman said after looking up at the monkey.

"Oh..." The monkey responded, turned around and became the size of a boy in the woman's hand, grabbed a peach and gnawed it.

Seeing that the girl cried even harder, she felt that she was about to be abandoned and fell into the mouth of the river god.

"Don't cry, don't cry..." The monkey looked at the little girl, flustered, and comforted him again and again. He dropped Taozi and said to Nezha: "You change quickly, why don't you let the girl cry? It's even more sad."

Nezha pursed his lips, turned around, and turned into a little girl.

I saw this little girl, with her head tied in two balls, her face was like jade, her eyebrows were as sharp as a sword, she was naturally indistinguishable and handsome.

The monkey was stunned for a moment, and called out stupidly: "Nezha."

This sound made Nezha shudder, knowing that she had accidentally changed back to the original, she pretended to say in a normal tone: "Eldest brother, I was stunned just now, and when I heard you talking about girls, I immediately thought of Nezha. It went wrong and it went wrong."

"Change quickly!" the monkey urged, but found that he was not angry at all.

Instead, enjoy it a little bit.

The monkey crossed his legs and thought, if he wants a wife next time, why not just make the canopy look like Nezha, so that he can enjoy his eyesight.

When Nezha also turned into a little girl, the family felt relieved and thanked the two of them repeatedly.

With this commotion, it was time to send boys and girls into the River Temple.

The family carried the two people to the Heshen Temple in a small red sedan chair. They watched the two people sit obediently on the yellow futon, and closed the temple door, leaving the two of them behind.

The two of them were alone, it was pitch black outside the door, and there was a red light inside the door, and the surroundings were unusually quiet, Nezha couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

"Eldest brother..." Nezha said tentatively.

"En?" The monkey took a bite of the banana and looked at Nezha suspiciously.

Nezha looked at the appearance of the monkey, and suddenly wanted to ask the monkey something.

"Monkey, when you saw a girl cry today, did you fall in love with that girl?!"

"How come, my grandson has Nezha, well, I just sympathize with that girl."

"My sympathy, I think you don't want to in that tone of voice, don't forget that Master said that pedophilia is a disease and needs to be cured!"

"My grandson does not love children, but my grandson fell in love with my wife at a glance. Whether she is a child or an old woman, a boy or a girl, my grandson will always look for her." The monkey grabbed a stick. Banana, peeled off the skin, took a bite and continued: "She's a little girl, I'll just wait for her to grow up!"

After hearing this, Nezha slowly felt sad, and she said, "If it is Nezha, won't he grow up?"

"I won't grow up." The monkey smiled and said, "With my grandson here, Nezha will always grow up one day!"

"You are so confident."

"Bajie, just wait and see, I'm not like you, your family is cheap but a boy, but there is no way to become a big girl."

After hearing this, Nezha thought about it thoughtfully, and suddenly wanted to tease the monkey. She looked up at the monkey and said slowly, "Monkey, Nezha is a boy. What are you going to do in the future?"

"What..." the monkey threw the banana away, pointed at Nezha and laughed.

"What's wrong?" Nezha wondered if there was something wrong with my question, didn't I always say that I was a boy?

"Nezha is a girl, he told me all about Wanzi, and you know about the canopy, and you pretended to fool my grandson." After finishing speaking, the monkey jumped in front of Nezha and said, "I didn't expect that, but my grandson knew Yo."

"Uh...you know..." Nezha felt a crow flying over his head, and felt deeply that he had met a pit teammate.

"Yeah, I know, if you look like this, Tianpeng, my grandson will give birth to a monkey in the future, so I won't let you play with it." The monkey hugged another peach, gnawed it slowly, and looked at it with contempt. with canopy.

"Who is going to have a baby monkey with you!!!" Nezha was furious.

"Nezha." The monkey looked at Nezha inexplicably and said, "Bajie, it's not you, why are you so excited?"

Looking at the monkey's face, Nezha suddenly felt that his decision to pretend to be a canopy and join the Journey to the West team was the worst decision he made.

Every day I feel that I have been molested and can't talk back. It's really unpleasant!

"I, one, one, all, no, excited, move!" Nezha gritted his teeth and emphasized that he is a canopy, and it has nothing to do with him, so he should be calm and calm.

Just as Nezha was struggling, a gust of black wind blew open the tightly closed door.

All the lights in the house were extinguished in an instant, and the whole river temple was enveloped in a strange atmosphere.

The disgusting laughter hit Nezha's ears, and Nezha smiled at the monkey.

The author has something to say: two chapters were thrown out at 10 o'clock, but the hand trembled at eleven! ! ! !

sad. . . .

To be honest, coding two chapters a day makes me tired.

Fortunately, an angel warmed me up! ! !

Angels, please leave a comment, please come and play (≧▽≦)

In other words, let me ask you, do you want Nezha to finish it soon, or write a little longer~

Because Eleven is so entangled with this matter right now ≥﹏≤