Nezha, catch that monkey

The three exchanged glances with each other, pretending that nothing happened, and walked towards the monkey slowly.

"Daughter-in-law, what are you dawdling about?" The monkey somersaulted in front of the real canopy of the fake Nezha, and grabbed him in his arms.

Yang Jian frowned, cleared his throat, and coughed a few times.

"Well, senior brother, shouldn't you pay attention." Zhen Nezha watched the monkey's movements and said with a calm face.

"There is something to pay attention to. It's not like you don't know the canopy. How long has it been since my grandson saw his daughter-in-law? What's wrong with hugging? Just tell me if you envy me." It was to ask for the approval of his daughter-in-law and said, "Right, daughter-in-law."

Tianpeng smiled perfunctorily at the monkey, and nodded awkwardly.

"Daughter-in-law, you're so shy, you're so shy! It's the first time my old grandson sees you shy, so let my old grandson be sweet." The monkey looked at the fake Nezha with slightly red cheeks, his reserved and gentle look, and the whole person looked at him. Excited.

Zhen Nezha clenched his hands tightly, his knuckles crackling.

"Master, I haven't been rescued yet, big brother, are you, this, like, really, really, okay?!" Zhen Nezha squeezed his wrist and slowly approached the monkey, his eyes were fierce, and he asked word by word. .

"Tianpeng, you are not normal today. You are lonely because you didn't come, so you can't see others, okay?" Monkey tilted his head and thought for a while and continued: "It's true that you have three eyes, sleep you It’s pretty scumbag to throw it away, so let my old grandson ask him to settle the score for you.”

Yang Jian took a deep breath, tried hard to restrain the evil spirit in his body that wanted to rush over, and took a deep look at Zhen Nezha.

Zhen Nezha took a deep breath, her face was as black as the bottom of a pot, she snorted, walked over slowly, and called out to the monkey with her face against the canopy; "Elder brother ~"

The monkey replied very helpfully: "Hey, I know I'm pleasing my grandson, not bad."

"Not bad, your sister!" Zhen Nezha complained inwardly.

She walked past the monkey and kicked it hard, then looked at the monkey with a sorry face and said, "Sorry, big brother, I didn't pay attention just now."

"It's okay, it's okay." Monkey hugged the fake Nezha in his arms, rubbed his ears and temples, and was in a good mood.

"Let go of Nezha." Unbearable, Yang Jian frowned, looked deeply at the real canopy of the fake Nezha in the monkey's arms, and said in a bad tone.

"Father-in-law...?" The monkey looked blank, but his arms were still wrapped around the fake Nezha's waist.

"I'll say it again, let go of Nezha!" Tianpeng suppressed the anger in his heart and told himself to calm down. After today, Tianpeng will return to the Heavenly Court.

"To be honest, father-in-law, it's wrong for you to look like this. You can easily affect our relationship as a husband and wife." Monkey giggled, and continued to moleste.

After all, for monkeys, there are not many opportunities to molested their own wives at close range.

Moreover, today's own daughter-in-law is quite cooperative, with her head lowered, she is as shy as a flower that she has never seen before.

Yang Jian silently rolled up his sleeves, and approached the monkey with a cold face, as if he was about to strike.

Zhen Nezha turned around, and in front of the monkey and Zhen Yang Jian, he said, "King Tota, let's save Master first."

It would be bad if the monkey became suspicious.

Yang Jian glared at Zhen Nezha, knowing Nezha's worry in his heart, he gritted his teeth, waved his sleeves, turned around and walked a few steps, turned his back, and stopped looking.

"Tianpeng, did you just help my old grandson stop my father-in-law?" The monkey blinked at Zhen Nezha and said with a smile: "Tianpeng, my old grandson appreciates your kindness, and my old grandson knows what you need." Love, but my grandson will not love you."

Nezha is so angry in his heart, he really wants to change back and hit this unrestrained stinky monkey with his hands.

"I can't stand it anymore." The fake Nezha in the monkey's arms slapped the monkey's hand, jumped a few steps away from the monkey, looked at the bewildered monkey and said, "" Can you be more honest, young master, my blood is tortured by you. How dare you say that to young master!"

"Huh?" The monkey man was in a bad mood after hearing this, thinking that everything is wrong today, a daughter-in-law is not like a daughter-in-law, a father-in-law is not like a father-in-law, and even that hot-blooded bastard in Tianpeng seems not quite right ah.

"Daughter-in-law, what did you just say?" Monkey still couldn't believe what Fake Nezha said just now, and tilted his head to make sure.

"Ah... I, I." Zhen Tianpeng regretted his slip of the tongue.

"Monster ~ monkey" shouted in mid-air, the monkey looked up, the Taishang Laojun was dressed in green clothes, his clothes were loose, and he still looked like an inconspicuous fairy.

"Hey!" The monkey replied with a drawn out voice, "Old~demon~fine."

With this call, Taishang Laojun stopped walking immediately. He glanced sadly at Nezha and Yang Jian who were looking at him pitifully on the ground, and really wanted to turn around and leave.

However, if you go back like this, you will be photographed to death by Daoist Taiyi.

The Taishang Laojun went down to the realm with great reluctance, landed at the entrance of Jindou Mountain Cave, waved his white whisk at the blue stone gate, and shouted: "Beast, come out soon."

I saw that the cave door opened slowly, and the majestic one-horned King Si crawled out of it just now, trembling.

Nezha twitched the corners of his mouth, admiring the acting skills of the King of Unicorns.

"Bastard!" Taishang Laojun stretched out his hand in front of King One Horned Si, and smiled wretchedly at him.Said: "Hand it over."

After finishing speaking, he hooked his fingers at King Unicorn Si.

The King of One Horned Si took out the silver ring from his bosom and offered it with both hands.

Taishang Laojun slowly picked up the diamond ring, looked at it carefully, and muttered for a while.

The vajra circle turned bigger and bigger, and various artifacts flew out of his arms.The fake Nezha picked up the fire pointed gun, Qiankun circle, and Huntian Ling.Zhen Nezha hugged the nine-tooth nail rake in his arms with extreme disgust.

The monkey picked up the Ruyi golden cudgel and said to Taishang Laojun, "Old demon, you actually brought the little demon to rob my grandson."

"Monster monkey, don't slander me." Taishang Laojun snorted, thinking that I am obviously riding a monkey with a mount, okay?

Taishang Laojun twitched the corners of his lips and said to the one-horned King Si: "Beast, don't be too quick to show your original shape!"

The one-horned king lay on the ground, his limbs slowly turned blue, and with a moo sound, he turned back into the appearance of a green bull.

"I'm going, old~yao~jing, isn't this your Banjiaoqingniu?" The monkey scratched the monkey hair on his hand, walked around the one-horned king, looked up at the Taishang Laojun and said .

"Yes, I stole my treasure and went down to earth while the boy who was looking at it didn't pay attention. I happened to meet you four, master and apprentice." The Taishang Laojun said it was true.

The monkey nodded after hearing this, and said to Taishang Laojun with a round of the wishful golden cudgel: "Old, demon, fine, you can take care of it in the future, or it will be bad if it causes harm to the world again."

"We're going back first, you go and save your master yourself." Yang Jian picked up the fake Nezha, put it on his shoulder, and walked away on the cloud.

Taishang Laojun also let out a long sigh, got on the green bull mount and left this place.

"Daughter-in-law, my grandson will come to see you next time!" The monkey waved at the fake Nezha, calling it cheerful.

"Next time, always trouble Nezha, don't you feel ashamed?" The real Nezha asked secretly from behind the monkey.

"No way, my grandson is the most handsome in the eyes of my wife no matter what!" Monkey raised his chin while holding the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and said unhappily.

"Does Nezha know what you're saying?" Zhen Nezha replied angrily.

"Idiot, Nezha is embarrassed to say it, but my grandson understands her." Monkey smiled contentedly.

"Hehehe..." Nezha kicked the monkey again, looked at the monkey and looked at the direction where the fake Nezha was leaving, and said angrily, "Will you go save Master?!"

"Let's go, let's go!" The monkey reluctantly looked away from the direction where the fake Nezha left, and happily jumped into the entrance of the cave.

The monkey rescued Tang Seng, looked at Tang Seng's safe appearance and said, "Master, Master, my grandson told you that my grandson's wife came just now!"

"En." Tang Seng was very calm, and said a word coldly.

"It's a pity, Master, you didn't see it. If you saw my grandson's daughter-in-law, you would definitely think that my grandson has good eyesight." Monkey couldn't help turning on the wife-showing mode again.

"As a teacher, I only know that the Taishang Laojun and Li Jing and his son came here just now. Dare I ask Wukong, which one is the daughter-in-law you are talking about?" Tang Seng asked with clasped hands and performed a Buddhist ceremony.

"Of course it's Nezha!" Monkey tilted his head, wondering if I can still look at the old fairies

"I have a saying as a teacher. I don't know if I should say it or not." Tang Seng looked into the distance without squinting.

"Master, please tell me." Seeing Tang Seng's serious face, the monkey couldn't help cheering up, waiting for Tang Seng's question.

"My teacher thinks that pedophilia is a disease that needs to be cured." Tang Seng said quietly as he went down the mountain.

"Master, master!" Drifting saw Tang Seng's figure and immediately chased after him. He looked back and forth at the monkey and Nezha and said, "It's not good, it's not good."

"Don't worry, speak slowly." Tang Seng pressed his palm down to appease Drifting Monk.

Zhen Nezha stared at the Drifting Monk with inquisitive eyes, quietly waiting for this goblin who turned into a scripture learner to do something wrong.

"Some people eat children! Master, some people eat children!"

"Oh." Tang Seng responded shallowly. Having lived ten lives, he is used to seeing life and death, so he really doesn't think this is such a rare thing.

For money, for survival, for more unspeakable reasons, Tang Seng has seen too many things of depriving other people's lives. He pulled the rein on his horse and said, "Let's go and see."

"Yes, Master!" Drifting immediately nodded in agreement.

Nezha's brows were furrowed tightly, and he grasped the weapon in his hand that didn't belong to him.

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