Nezha, catch that monkey

"Here we come." Yang Jian raised his eyebrows when he heard the voice behind him, and said without turning his head.

"Well, second brother, guess if I am facing the wall or locked in my father's tower this time." Nezha put away the Huntian Ling fire-pointed gun, smiled easily, and stood up from the cloud.

Yang Jian shook his head after hearing this, and said in a regretful tone: "No way, Jade Emperor is not so stupid now."

"Second brother, that's right, the Jade Emperor has become smarter." Nezha nodded after hearing this, and the tone of the conversation between the two seemed to be just two urchins making a bet.

"Keep an eye on Chang'e, last time I was in the jungle, I'm afraid they have already made them suspicious." Nezha adjusted the lotus lotus leaf skirt, and heard Yang Jian order himself.

"Well, it's necessary. We've made such a big commotion, Jia Chang'e is definitely going to make trouble." Nezha smiled and walked straight to the Chaotian soldiers and generals who arrested him.

"Let's go, everyone." Nezha nodded to the magic soldiers, and walked up to the magic soldiers before anyone could speak.

The leader of the soldiers looked at Nezha with a sneer, and said, "Nezha's third prince's red lotus fire is really powerful, and Mr. Shuangtian's ice skates can only leave a red mark on your skin."

"Only?" Nezha turned his head, raised his eyebrows and stared into Shenbing's eyes and said, "If I really want to fight him, he probably won't even have the chance."

"Third Prince Nezha's words are a bit arrogant."

"Really, after staying in the heavenly court for so long, don't you know that I, Nezha, is an arrogant person, or..." Nezha approached the magic soldier on the hot wheel, flew in the air and stretched out his hand, Picking up Shenbing's chin, he said, "Still, you've only been here recently, huh?"

"Third Prince is joking." Shenbing smiled humbly at Nezha.

"Really?" Nezha stretched out his hand and shook off the divine soldier's chin, and landed in front of the divine soldier.

"I also think that you don't seem like a newcomer. After all, it is reasonable for the heavens to have no new magic soldiers."

"So, you'd better go quickly, the Jade Emperor is still waiting for you?" The corner of Shenbing's lips twitched unnaturally, and finally made a gesture of invitation to Nezha.

"Second brother, next time I come to Zhenjun Temple, lend me your little bird to play for a few days, I'll go to the Jade Emperor first." Nezha said with his back to Yang Jian, stretching out his hand.

"I asked Pu Tianying to wait for you in the Zhenjun Temple." Yang Jian replied.

On the ground in the world, it was late at night, and the Tang monk and his disciples had already found a place to stay.

But the monkey looked at the sky full of stars on the roof of the house with its arms under its pillow and its legs crossed.

A cool wind blows head-on, slightly moving the monkey's golden hair.

"Monkey!" Canopy hiccupped, jumped onto the roof and walked over.

Monkey looked at the canopy and felt extremely depressed. He and Tang Seng Xiaobailong traveled all the way west, thinking that they would finally meet a monster to loosen their muscles and bones.

However, before they started fighting, they found that they were all their own people.

This is like, you have been aggrieved for a long time, and finally one day tell you that God will give you a chance to fight the injustice.

As a result, you took a look at the den of thieves, and, well, they were all your little friends. The so-called crimes, that is, the little friends had a picnic and cooked a meal by themselves and burned other people's houses.

"Tianpeng, haven't I seen you eat so much every day in the sky?" the monkey asked with his head tilted.

"Didn't I accidentally fall into the path of an animal? When I'm hungry and lack mana, it's easy to show my pig's body. In order to maintain my handsome appearance, I can only eat more." Tianpeng said the reason, very helpless.

"Yeah." The monkey glanced at the little white dragon who also turned into a human figure and flew up to lie down, and didn't speak any more.

The three of them had their own thoughts, and each leaned on each other's arms.

Since Tianpeng came to the lower realm, he found a very serious thing, that is, after the incident with Yang Jian, he seemed to have no feelings for women. He read countless idle books in the world, and suspected that he was the number 0 existence in the world.

This was a heavy blow to Tianpeng. Thinking of his generation of heavenly generals becoming like a rabbit, I felt unacceptable.

He molested women from good families in various ways, and even went to Gao Laozhuang to participate in the son-in-law selection meeting, just to test himself, stimulate himself, and prove himself again and again, but in the end he got nothing.

He sighed and decided not to think about it anymore.

"Brother, I'm going back to the house." Tianpeng growled when he realized that his stomach was hungry again, as if he was about to show off his body, he got up and left.

"kindness."

The dim lights in the house were extinguished, and one or two frogs croaked from afar.

It's summer again.

Wukong glanced into the room and knew that Tang Seng, the canopy, and the roller blind were all asleep.

He lay flat on the roof and took the dogtail grass from his lips.

Silent nights always remind people of too many things.

"Wanzi, you have been in the sky longer than me, tell me about Nezha." The monkey thought for a long time, and then said to the little white dragon not far away.

"Hey, great sage, do you want to listen to Nezha, before becoming a fairy, or after becoming a fairy?" Wanzi realized that the monkey was asking himself, and replied.

"Let's talk about it from when she made a big fuss in the East China Sea. When my old grandson saw her for the first time, I heard her mention it, but I didn't have a chance to listen to it in detail."

"Making trouble in the East China Sea..." Wanzi blinked her eyes, her tone became low, as if she wanted to drag the listeners into that time.

"Speaking of it, it's no less a story than the great sage, you wreak havoc in heaven." Wanzi's words seemed to follow a string, and the sound of the string flicked lightly, shaking the monkey's heart.

Looking at the dark sky, Wanzi continued to speak slowly, talking about the years that seemed to be sealed away by amber.

The seven or eight-year-old doll, for the sake of the fresh lives of boys and girls in Chentangguan, made a fuss in the East China Sea, killed the third prince of the Dragon King, suffered from dragon tendons, and angered the East China Sea.In the end, in the heavy rain, he cut the flesh and returned the mother to the mother, deboned and returned to the father, and died by slaying himself.

The monkey was silent when he heard this. He looked down at his hands, which were hooked into claws, trembling with anger.

The monkey thought, how much pain and despair must such a little doll have to do such a thing?

"Great Sage." Maruko saw the abnormality of the monkey and said, shaking his five fingers in front of the monkey.

"En." The monkey snorted, suppressing the boredom in his heart.Said: "It's okay, you continue to talk."

"Speaking of which, Great Sage, you miss Nezha very much." Wanzi didn't continue, but suddenly turned sideways to look at the monkey.

"It's quite similar." Monkey smiled wryly, bending his lips.

I made a fuss in the Heavenly Palace, she made a fuss in the East China Sea, I suffered in the alchemy furnace for 49 days, and she died in Chentangguan.I was suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, but she was about to be reborn after eating incense for two years, but was destroyed by her father.

No matter how you look at it, you are a person with a rough fate and a rebellious nature, how is it not like that?

"Great Sage, you jumped out of the stone, and Nezha jumped out of the meat ball. You two are a wonderful couple." Wanzi nodded and continued: "And, you are really a man and a woman."

"Wait... Wanzi, tell me, Nezha... is she a girl?" After hearing what Wanzi said, the monkey immediately recovered from his deep sadness.Asked.

Nezha, didn't she keep saying that she was a boy?

"Well, since Nezha already recognizes you, the Great Sage, you know it's only a matter of time, I'd better tell you sooner." Wanzi nodded, and said in a cautious tone: "When Nezha was not born, Taiyi real person made a calculation, saying that Lingzhu was reincarnated as a boy and entrusted to the Li family in Chentangguan. However, Taiyi real person's hexagram was correct in everything else, but Nezha's gender was wrong. Immortal , to talk about face or something, so I kept this matter from the Li family and his wife."

"Nezha was born to be a godly general. At the age of five, he opened the Xuanyuan Sword and shocked Chaoge. But at that time, women were not allowed to join the army, so Li Jing was very happy to hear that Master Taiyi said so."

"But, Nezha, her master, aren't you afraid that Nezha will show her face when she grows up?" the monkey asked.

Although Nasheng is delicate and her eyes are full of masculinity, girls will still be different when they reach the age of growth.

"Great Sage, Wanzi said Taiyi Daoist can tell divinations. He calculated that Nezha will have a calamity, and he will not survive to grow up. So don't worry about this. Compared with this, Taiyi is more worried about Nezha's calamity. , so it was prepared early.”

"You mean Nezha, the incarnation of lotus root?"

"Exactly, but it's a pity that Daoist Taiyi uses the lotus root that needs to be prepared for Nezha's female body, so it is impossible to create a male version of Nezha."

"Wait, Wanzi, but you said that before Nezha's rebirth, he was burnt by incense and destroyed by Li Jing, so he had no choice but to use the lotus root incarnation."

"Yes, Master Taiyi has made two preparations. A body of flesh and blood is naturally more suitable for Nezha than a lotus bone and lotus heart, but, but..." Wanzi didn't finish his sentence, but the monkey already understood.

"Later, Nezha came back to life and followed her father, Yang Jian, to fight all over the world, slaying demons and eliminating demons, and finally became a god and became a doll who lived for thousands of years but never grew up." The monkey's lips trembled. talk.

"Maruko, how do you know this?"

"My master Taishang Laojun accidentally told about Nezha's daughter's family, and I stalked him and asked me about it."

"Wanzi, go to sleep, my grandson is leaving first." The monkey turned around and jumped off the roof lightly.

No one saw that when the monkey got up, a tear fell on the roof.

He gently opened the door and walked in, panicking deep in his heart.

The monkey has lived for so many years, and it is the first time that it suffers from insomnia.

But this night, besides the monkey, Tang Monk Jin Chanzi was the only one who could not sleep. He was alone in the bedroom, borrowed the censer from the master, lit three sticks of incense sticks, clasped his palms together, and kowtowed three times. .

There is nothing visible in the darkness of the house.

There was a gust of wind blowing.