Nezha, catch that monkey

"What's wrong?" Yang Jian asked looking at Xiao Tiangou anxiously.

"Master, it's not good. Just now Chang'e went to the Queen Mother's Taiwei Yuqing Palace." Xiaotiangou said.

"Where is she going?" Yang Jian raised his hand and took advantage of the time to speak to move his body's internal breath for a small circle. Slowly, Yang Jian's clothes have all recovered, and the wounds on his body, large and small, have healed and scarred.He clenched his hands into fists beneath his wide cuffs.

"I don't know yet, it's just that I have a sensitive heart to save the world. As for this hero, I feel something is wrong, so I came to inform the owner~" Xiao Tianquan tilted his head, although he still looked like a cute dog , but the way of speaking has not changed in the slightest.

"What's wrong?" Yang Jian took care of everything, and continued to ask Xiao Tiangou while he was on his way.

"Come on, master, you need a witty me to help you analyze it at this time. This hero saw Fairy Chang'e covering her sleeves and running all the way to the Queen Mother's Palace, not to mention how much the pear blossoms were shattered in the rain. The fairy's heart is broken, and the clothes are quite indecent. Master, do you think this is normal?" Xiao Tianquan tilted his head and thought for a while, then nodded.

"Oh, I see, you keep watching." Although Yang Jian felt puzzled, he couldn't figure out what Chang'e was going to do for a while, so he had to order Xiao Tiangou like this, and he flew quickly to the Yunxiao Palace.

"Heavenly Jade Emperor." Yang Jian didn't bow down this time, he stood straight in the hall, the doubts in his heart made him more resistant to the people on the high platform.

"Zhenjun Erlang, what's the matter today?" The face of the man on the high platform was still covered by thick clouds.

"For some reason, the seal was broken today in the forest where demons who committed serious crimes were imprisoned in the east." Yang Jian's face was calm, as if what he said was not half false.

But it was true, it was just that he was the one who broke the seal.

"What... you... where are you talking about?" The man on the high platform had a trace of panic in his usual haughty tone, even with a hint of disbelief.

If it wasn't because he understood the reason in his heart, Yang Jian thought that he would probably feel that the Heavenly Jade Emperor was surprised and afraid that the seal of the Eastern Forest was broken.

But after knowing it, everything is different.

"East, jungle." Yang Jian said these two words with deep eyes.

"...Oh, if that's the case, why did Erlang Zhenjun appear in the Cloud Firmament Palace instead of going to subjugate demons?" After a long time, the man on the high platform adjusted his tone and spoke again.

"Yang Jian is not enough to fight alone, so please ask the Jade Emperor to call the third prince Nezha to fight side by side with me." Yang Jian finally explained his purpose.

For a long time on the high platform, there was no movement at all.

The Jade Emperor tilted his head and gave a wink to the divine soldier beside him.When he looked again, the wine bottle in his hand had turned into powder and fell from his palm.

It's really not going well, Tianzun Jade Emperor looked at the falling black powder and thought secretly.

After a while, Li Jing came from outside the hall with the pagoda in his hand. He used mana to transform the pagoda into mid-air and released Nezha.

Nezha was lying on the ground, with his eyes closed tightly, in a deep sleep, with many scars on his body.

It must have suffered a lot in the pagoda.

"Yang Jian, Nezha is in your hands. You must help me calm down within three days."

"Yang Jian orders." After Yang Jian finished speaking, he hugged Nezha horizontally, licked the corners of his lips at Li Jing, glanced at him, left the Yunxiao Palace, and went straight to the 33rd Heaven.

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33 In the sky, the Taishang Laojun has already prepared the elixir, and has been preparing for a long time.

Yang Jian pushed open the door and entered, slowly put Nezha on the glass couch, and reached out to press Nezha's frowning brows.

"Master!!!" Xiao Tiangou sniffed his nose and knocked open the door and rushed in.

"Xiao Hei, seriously, can you be more cautious." The elixir that Taishang Laojun had just delivered to Nezha's lips was frightened by the Xiaotian dog and fell directly to the ground.

"Tell me." Yang Jian didn't blame Xiaotiangou, but asked him to explain the situation.

"The Fairy Chang'e sued Marshal Tianpeng for belittling her in Taiwei Yuqing Palace, and the Queen Mother is asking her for details!"

"What?!" Yang Jian gritted his teeth, his hands under the robe clenched into fists and his fingertips turned white. Sure enough, the thing he had been guarding against all along came.

"Taishang Laojun, Nezha is here to trouble you." After Yang Jian finished speaking, he asked Xiao Tiangou to lead the way to find the canopy.

Yang Jian understood that violating Chang'e was an act of resentment and was hated by the Queen Mother. His brain was spinning rapidly, thinking of countermeasures.

He suddenly laughed, and asked Xiaotiangou: "Chang'e didn't she say when it happened?"

"Fairy Chang'e said it happened just now." Xiaotiangou said.

One person and one dog arrived outside the Nantian Gate, and the canopy was sitting on the railing of the Nantian Gate, looking at the clouds all around bored, looking lonely and lonely.

Yang Jian shook his head at Xiaotiangou, Xiaotiangou nodded at the signal, turned and left.

"Canopy." Yang Jian slowly approached the canopy with a natural expression.

"Qijian, you are finally back. You know no one will practice with me. I'm so bored." Tianpeng turned his head when he heard the sound, and when he saw Yang Jian, his tone was full of joy.

"Let me ask you, have you met Chang'e today?" Yang Jian asked without delay.

"Why did I see her? After you left, she pestered me all day long, and it was too late for me to hide from her."

"That's good." Yang Jian felt at ease, and after saying a word, he walked forward quickly and hugged the canopy.

"Hey, hello, what are you doing, cheap?" Canopy asked immediately when he watched Yang Jian hugging him and turning into a little fly to fly towards the Zhenjun Temple.

Yang Jian didn't answer, but the flying speed increased a lot, buzzing and buzzing.

They flew into Zhenjun's side, and Yang Jian landed and transformed back into his real body, but still holding the canopy in his hand.

Yang Jian hugged the canopy and walked inside, passed through the doors and windows one after another, came to the inner hall, kicked open the door of the inner hall, and threw the canopy onto the bed.

He raised his hand, all the windows were closed, but the door was only ajar.

"What are you doing, cheap, I treat you like a brother." Tianpeng slowly got up from the bed, looked at the wolf-like eyes in Yang Jian's eyes, and couldn't help but step back a few steps, and said.

Yang Jian bent the corners of his lips, climbed up, supported himself with one hand, held the shoulder of the canopy with the other, put his knee on the shoulder of the canopy's thigh and said: "Where is the Queen Mother suing you for infringing on her just now, I want to come If you want to go, there is only one way to prove you."

"What, prove my innocence, you are going to have sex with me, this is too much nonsense." Tian Peng stretched out his hand and pushed Yang Jian, and he raised his head in Yang Jian's arms, feeling that it was nonsense.

"Why not, firstly, it can prove that you are not a womanizer, and secondly, it can prove that you don't have time. Because, if we are fast enough, when the Queen Mother comes over, it means that we are having sex at that time, or, something It's over." When Yang Jian said this, he was still upright, without any lust.

Tianpeng didn't resist, and acted expediently. Tianpeng felt that he was a man no matter what, and he wouldn't look like a woman just because he slept with his brother, so he readily let Yang Jian act.

Yang Jian smiled secretly in his heart, held the canopy and was about to kiss, but he saw the canopy twisting his neck and said: "Hey, can the two men stop being nasty, don't you say hurry up, the movements are numb Would you like to slip away?"

"But, it will hurt." There was a trace of pity in Yang Jian's eyes, he reached down and pinched the bulge on the canopy's chest.

"Fuck, you're so serious, I thought you were just pretending." In Tianpeng's mind, Yang Jian's proposal remained in the two men's mind, so they just slept together and pretended to be. It's true.

"Do you think the Queen Mother is easy to fool?" Yang Jian's eyes were already slightly lustful.

Tianpeng tilted his head and thought for a while, and felt that Yang Jian was right. He gave Yang Jian a wicked smile, reached out his hand into Yang Jian's neckline, and stroked Yang Jian's delicate collarbone back and forth.

"Well, in this case, cheap, I want to be on top." Tianpeng thought about it, and said to Yang Jian with a smile.

"No." Yang Jian held the hand of the canopy, took it from the collarbone and put it in the palm of his hand, pressed down, and said against the canopy's ear: "If you are on it, the queen mother will think you are a man and a woman." I love you all, and you are down here, I can say that you actually left the man..."

Only two people heard Yang Jian's words.

"Fuck, cheap, you are so ruthless, I remember you." Tianpeng glared at Yang Jian, cursed, and kicked Yang Jian.

Yang Jian smiled and stretched out his hand to hold Canopy's leg.

The canopy stopped moving, allowing Yang Jian to move.

"Hurry up." Seeing that Yang Jian was still dawdling and beating, Tianpeng urged him directly.

Didn't this mean that time was too late?

Yang Jian snorted, and Tianpeng frowned slightly.

"Fuck, I really remember you." The canopy ninja cursed in pain.Said: "You are really a brother."

"I said, you are not my brother." Yang Jian snorted.

The two of them didn't speak again after that.

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Hearing that the canopy was in the Zhenjun Temple, the Queen Mother raised her eyebrows and brought the divine soldiers over.

Seeing the heavily hidden doors, the Queen Mother became suspicious and couldn't help slowing down her pace.

When the door of the inner hall was pushed open, and a rotten masculine aura rushed towards his face, he hadn't made a decision in his heart, but his pace was much faster.

Feeling a little anticipation in my heart, how can I say that the queen mother, who is a rotten woman, has never seen the live version of the man and the man.

She waved her hand lightly to the heavenly soldiers.Let the heavenly soldiers wait outside the door, and bring in the little Xian'e beside him.

Slender fingers slowly opened the black and silver patterned curtain, and the two white dragon-like bodies that caught the Queen Mother's eyes embraced each other, but the waist down was covered by a black brocade blanket.

The Queen Mother swallowed her saliva, and walked over slowly. When she saw the man Yang Jian was embracing, it was Marshal Tianpeng, and she felt very unhappy and lost in her heart.

How should I put it, it's as if Xiao Gong, the official partner of his family, was seduced by a scorpion and three children, and betrayed Xiao Shou.

"Yang Jian, Tianpeng!" The Queen Mother shouted at the two of them.

The two pretended to wake up, rubbed their eyes, and pulled up the brocade blanket in a panic to cover themselves.

Seeing the reaction of the two, the Queen Mother suddenly had the feeling that she was taking Nezha's place in bed.

She nodded and told herself that she must uphold justice, kill Xiaosan for her Nezha, and protect her Nezha's original spouse status.

"Tianpeng, Chang'e said that you molested her, now it seems to be slander." The Queen Mother cleared her throat and said coldly.

"Yes, Tianpeng, you've been with me all the time." Yang Jian didn't show any shyness on his face, and his tone was still upright.

But if it fell into the ears of the Queen Mother, he became a heartless man who was bewitched by the mistress and wholeheartedly protecting the mistress.

"You two get dressed and go to Taiwei Yuqing Palace by yourself!" The queen mother snorted coldly, and left with the heavenly soldiers and generals.

She returned to her jade seat, looked at Chang'e coldly, and raised some precautions against Chang'e in her heart.

Looking at the woman in white in front of her, she couldn't see through it for a while.

"What do you think we should do?" The Queen Mother shook her head and told herself not to think too much.She turned her head and asked Xiao Xian'e next to her to see if she had a good way to deal with this matter

"Leave the male, and send the female to prison!" Xiao Xian'e blurted out, very angry and dissatisfied.

It is unbearable that the handsome and righteous Master Zhenjun actually abandons the cute little Nezha and hooks up with the canopy.

"Both of them are men." The Queen Mother's eyebrows trembled slightly, thinking that this girl seems to be more angry than me.

"Then lower the canopy and get out of the eyes of Lord Zhenjun, and see Lord Zhenjun still messing around!" Xiao Xian'e gritted her teeth and said.

The queen mother nodded, thinking that in the books collected in the world, the wife took out a huge check and said domineeringly to Xiaosan, how much is it, leave him.

And now she will take Nezha's place and get rid of this Xie San without spending any money, just kill him.

"The Queen Mother." Tianpeng and Yang Jian came to Taiwei Yuqing Palace and said to the Queen Mother.

"Come on, put the canopy into my reincarnation." The Queen Mother didn't give Yang Jian any chance to speak, and sent the heavenly soldiers to set up the canopy and leave.

"Wait!" Yang Jian yelled, Tian Bing saw that the executors of Tian Tiao had spoken, so he had to save face and stopped.

When everyone was looking at Yang Jian and waiting for Yang Jian to speak, a white shadow rushed out and pushed hard against the canopy into the path of reincarnation.

Everything happened so fast that neither Yang Jian nor the Queen Mother could react. When they came back to their senses, they found that Fairy Chang'e had already stood aside with tears in her eyes.

She wiped her tears with her sleeve, and said aggrievedly: "Just now... just now, the little god accidentally bumped his foot into the marshal of the canopy, and knocked the marshal off, is it the little god?"

She raised her head in the middle of her speech, looked at the Queen Mother, and continued, "But fortunately, the Queen Mother also wants to send him into reincarnation."

The Queen Mother frowned and said nothing.

People have already said that what they said was their own, and if they refute it, they will slap themselves in the face.

The Queen Mother knew very well the majesty of being a leader of the Heavenly Court. Although she was not very happy in her heart, she couldn't show it.

"Queen Mother, if this is the case, let Yang Jian be sent into reincarnation as punishment." Yang Jian's teeth hurt, but there was nothing he could do.

The only thing he can do now is to accompany him.

"You think so beautifully, stay in the Heavenly Court for me with peace of mind, and I will let him come back after I take care of the Heavenly Court." The Queen Mother felt a pain in her heart, and confirmed once again that Yang Jian must have been given to the fox by Xie San. ~ Fascinated.

"If you want to make a wrong decision, I will make him suffer a little more." The Queen Mother thought about what the wife of the wife did in the book, and added a sentence.

"Yes." Yang Jian's scalp hurts, as if his whole body is aging rapidly.

The feeling of touching the canopy just now, and the unique aura that belonged to the canopy just now is still wrapped around the fingertips. In a blink of an eye, it has become a fantasy.

Yang Jian sighed, not understanding how the Queen Mother, who had always had a special affection for men and women, had driven Tianpeng into the path of reincarnation.

He slightly lowered his head and retreated from the Taiwei Yuqing Palace, and came to the 33rd heaven.

Nezha woke up and heard everything, and called out to him: "Second Brother. I don't understand one thing. Fairy Chang'e has always been kind and gentle, why is she suddenly about to slander the canopy?"

"Because that person is not Chang'e at all." The voice from outside the door fell to the ears of the three people.

Master Guanyin walked in from the door with empty hands and a slightly disappointed look.

"Master Avalokitesvara." The three of them clasped their hands together and performed the Buddhist salute to Avalokitesvara.

"You sent the meatballs to the West Sea and came back?" Taishang Laojun asked.

Avalokitesvara picked a stone bench and sat down, shook his head at the three of them, and said: "The Tathagata Buddha thought of the sins he committed last time when he almost took the life of Wanzi, so he specially asked me to put him in the golden cicada to learn the scriptures." The Yingchou Gorge, which must pass through, took him to Buddhahood along the way."

"En, as expected." Taishang Laojun said.

"Actually, I have never figured it out. Tathagata has always been so fond of Jin Chanzi, and even loved him a little. Why did he send him to do this hard work?" Taishang Laojun looked at Guanyin, and finally asked the question in his heart. come out.

"Speaking of it, it's also interesting." Guanyin smiled, lowered his head as if thinking of something interesting, and said, "Didn't I say before that the Buddha once showed his real body to play over there, but he was bumped into by the golden cicada?" With his tyrannical appearance, Jin Chanzi is determined to get rid of him. You also know that Jin Chanzi has no desires, no desires, and no interest in anything, but he is very serious about the Tathagata's youthful appearance."

Guanyin paused, added a sentence and continued; "It's not an exaggeration to say that he loves you. But Jin Chanzi is a rather contradictory person. He loves the young Tathagata very much, but he does not care about the Tathagata on the Golden Lotus Platform." It is a belief like a god. But these two Tathagatas both like him and are paranoid. The young Tathagata is jealous of the young Tathagata, and the young Tathagata is jealous of the youth."

"It seems that the Tathagata Buddha is also a loving person." Yang Jian nodded after hearing this, feeling a deep sense of confidant.

"If he is more ruthless, nothing will happen later." Guanyin felt thirsty, took a sip of tea, moistened his throat and said: "One day when the Tathagata gave a sermon, he mentioned all kinds of bad things about the young Tathagata. However, Jin Chanzi defended the young man with all kinds of words to the Tathagata, and in the end he overturned Tathagata's jealousy, and in a fit of anger, he handed over this hard work to Jin Chanzi."

After hearing this, Taishang Laojun looked at Guanyin dumbfounded, and said: "It means that the Tathagata was jealous of himself, and in the end he left his sweetheart behind."

Avalokitesvara nodded and said, "So he was in an extremely unhappy mood at that time and was often violent. He couldn't even return to his youthful Tathagata appearance for more than half a month, so he sent me to give lectures."

Nezha and Yang Jian exchanged looks, expressing that the mind of the great god is something they little fairies don't understand.

"So who is this Chang'e?" Nezha asked.

Guanyin shook his head, and Yang Jian shook his head too.

"Since everyone doesn't know, let's check it out slowly." Taishang Laojun straightened his face and said, "Then why is Guanyin coming today?"

"Inform Master Erlang that the Tathagata Buddha has already known about Marshal Tianpeng, and ordered Jin Chanzi to ferry Marshal Tianpeng once he starts westward to get scriptures and ferry people. I hope Zhenjun Erlang can rest assured Worry."

"Thank you, Master, and thank you Buddha Tathagata." Yang Jian expressed his thanks sincerely.

Guanyin nodded, looked at Nezha and said, "Third Prince, are you alright?"

"Okay." Nezha nodded, not knowing what Guanyin's sudden question meant.

"Okay, let's go to the Eastern Forest, your master, Snow Wolf, and Fox Sickle are still there!" Yang Jian suddenly remembered and said immediately.

"Bai heard you telling stories here, I'll go first!" Hearing this, Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels, and flew straight to the eastern jungle with a pointed gun in his hand.

She landed on the gossip formation above the jungle, stretched out her hand, bit the tip of her middle finger, and a drop of blood oozed and landed in the center of the gossip formation.

The blood dripped on the gossip diagram, and slowly spread along the direction of the gossip diagram's rotation, dyeing it red.

In the Jiugong Mountain in the human world, Master Taiyi watched a pool of lotus wither quickly, he let out a long sigh, and knew in his heart that Nezha had arrived.

He took a few strenuous steps, and sat on the futon beside him to meditate to recuperate his inner breath.

Nezha put his feet on the gossip array, looked at the soul monsters in the jungle, and smiled.

Demons and ghosts, she has never been afraid of such things since she was born, and she is even less afraid now.

The gossip chart ignited from between her feet, and soon turned into wisps of green smoke.

Xuelang and Hu Lian looked at each other with a smile, and flew behind Nezha.

She stretched out her hand to take out the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover, and the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover flew out of her hand, spun and enlarged, directly becoming the size of the entire forest.

The sound of a huge object falling to the ground startled the monsters in the jungle. When they looked up again, they found themselves covered by a bell-like thing.

Nezha stepped on the hot wheel, looked at the nine golden dragons on the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover, clapped the Divine Fire Cover with both hands, and shouted "Ji!"

Outside the hood of the Nine Dragons Divine Fire, everything is as usual, but inside the hood of the Nine Dragons Divine Fire, the soul monsters are burned by the sacred fire, or they are wiped out in smoke, or they die, showing their prototypes.

Nezha calculated that the time was up, put away the Nine Dragons Divine Fire Cover, looked at the forest that had been burned to the ground, and nodded, indicating that the mission was completed and he could go back.

She thought about it, took a walk around the jungle on the Hot Wheels, and told Xuelang and Hu Lian to go back first.

Watching the two of them leave, Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels and flew directly to the west of the border of the Tang Dynasty.

When she came near Wuzhi Mountain, she landed on the ground and transformed into a slender and charming woman, carrying a beautifully carved food box, and walking towards the place where Wuzhi Mountain was pressing the monkey with her beautiful dress.

Monkey saw a graceful girl walking towards him in the distance, he snorted and turned his head, choosing not to look.

However, the girl was getting closer and closer, and the smell of food was also getting closer and closer, strand by strand wrapped around the monkey. The monkey gulped and couldn't help but glance away.

The monkey fixed his eyes on the food box, paused in his heart, then immediately looked up at the girl carrying the food box, he bit his lip to keep himself from laughing.

Nezha walked up to the monkey, lowered his eyebrows and looked shy, and slowly bent down in front of the monkey.

"I've seen you here for a long time. You haven't eaten for so many days. You must be hungry. How about feeding you?" Nezha pursed her lips, her voice was charming, and she stretched out her snow-like arms. He took out a delicious steamed stuffed bun from the food box, cast a wink at the monkey, and slowly handed it to the monkey's lips.

Nezha thought, if the monkey dared to open its mouth, she would immediately feed him a stone and smash his teeth.

The monkey's slightly parted lips spoke.

He said: "Daughter-in-law, it's rare for you to come here, and it's even more rare to feed my grandson once. Even my grandson has to eat stones."

Nezha took a mouthful of blood on his chest, stretched out his hand to take back the bun in his hand, and muttered, "It's boring, I actually forgot that you have piercing eyes."

"Yes, it's boring, but my grandson thinks it's quite interesting. Next time, daughter-in-law, you can tease my grandson in a different way. My grandson will definitely make you happy."

"Humph." Nezha snorted softly, and his figure flashed, changing into his real body, still a seven or eight-year-old doll with red lips and white teeth.

"Daughter-in-law, why do you think my eyesight is so good? I find a wife who is so beautiful." Monkey looked at his daughter-in-law's familiar face with satisfaction, and was intoxicated for a long time, feeling very satisfied.

But after the monkey finished speaking, his eyes changed. He stared at Nezha, sniffed his nose again and again, and then said after a while: "Daughter-in-law, did you lose the fight with others, and complained to my grandson. Come on, Tell my grandson, don't look at my grandson who can't move under this ghost mountain now, and when he goes out, he will definitely not spare your grandson who bullies you."

"Who did you listen to?" Nezha twisted his neck and wrists, took a bag of elixir from his pocket and threw it in front of the monkey.

"My old grandson still has to hear people say that the smell of smoke on your body is exactly the same as that of my old grandson in the alchemy furnace. Wife, did you steal the elixir because of my old grandson and was imprisoned by the Taishang Laojun to the alchemy furnace Did you sneak out now?" Monkey asked Nezha worriedly.

Nezha rolled his eyes at the monkey with contempt, thinking that I look so weak and like a thief?

Besides, even if the Taishang Laojun wants to throw me in the alchemy furnace for refining, my master must agree, right?

"Monkey, I just took the monster away, and there is a monster who looks really good-looking." Nezha changed the subject and said without hesitation.

"Daughter-in-law, you are so good-looking, you can't look at them too much. Those monsters have magic tricks. If you get lost, it will be bad. Look at my grandson, look at my grandson, wash your eyes. "The monkey who was going to eat an elixir just now was so frightened by Nezha's words that he didn't dare to eat the elixir, for fear that his wife would run away with some goblin.

Nezha, with a dark face, threw an elixir into the monkey's lips. She walked over and raised the monkey's chin slightly, and said, "Hey, monkey, you are a bit noisy."

The monkey gobbled up the elixir in two mouthfuls, looked at Nezha's with golden eyes and said, "Isn't this my daughter-in-law? Are you here? You said daughter-in-law, you can really hold back. My old grandson is under pressure at the bottom of this mountain." It’s been several years, and you don’t say you often come to see it.”

"Yeah." Nezha pursed his lips and gently put his hands down.

"Then I'll go first." Nezha said hello, and seeing that it was getting late, he flew away.

"Daughter-in-law, don't look blindly at the goblins on the side of the road!" the monkey yelled at Nezha's back.

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In Yunxiao Palace, on the Jade Seat, the Jade Emperor is drinking the fresh wine from the seven fairies in his newly changed wine cup.

That kind of fine wine has a strong aroma, is clear and sweet in the mouth, and has a lot of stamina.

He took one cup after another, sip after sip, and drank with great enjoyment.

He hadn't been this happy in a long time.

The corners of his lips were filled with a happy smile. For so many days, he didn't know how many cups he had crushed and how many unsatisfactory things had happened to him.

But fortunately, now there is finally one thing that makes Te himself happy, and it can be regarded as a little achievement at last.

He squinted his eyes and didn't see the person standing behind him clearly, and said slowly: "Chang'e did a good job this time, tell her, I will remember."

"Chang'e...what did Fairy Chang'e do?" The divine soldier standing behind the Jade Emperor was dressed in blue soft armor and spoke honestly.

He rubbed the back of his head and looked at the Jade Emperor in bewilderment.

Did Fairy Chang'e do something shocking?

"Chang'e helped me push the canopy into reincarnation. Speaking of it, it's still a beast. Why don't you think you are as powerful as Chang'e?" complain.

"What, Fairy Chang'e actually did such a thing?!" The soldier standing behind the Jade Emperor opened his mouth wide and raised his tone a lot.

In my impression, she was gentle and kind, and the fairy Chang'e, who was as clean as moonlight and did not dare to step on an ant to death, actually pushed Marshal Tianpeng into the animal way.

The heavenly soldier in blue soft armor shook his head, feeling that the words in the world were true, the most poisonous to women's hearts.

"What, you...you're not..." The Jade Emperor was awakened from his drunkenness by the unfamiliar voice of the magic soldier behind him. He saw someone standing behind him, and felt a chill in his back.

That feeling was like a cold poisonous tongue crawling up his spine, which could bite him at any time.

"I... I, I...?"

"Who are you?" Jade Emperor pressed the armrest of the seat to stabilize himself and asked who came.

"I'm General Rolling Curtain. It was the Jade Emperor who asked me to sue you once a year."

"General Rolling Curtain..." The Jade Emperor's hand was still trembling involuntarily, he bit his lower lip, picked up the glazed cup newly given to him by the Queen Mother on the sapphire case, and threw it away.

There was a sound of glass falling to the ground, and the shutter general looked at a shattered glazed cup in the hall under the Yuntai, thinking what the Jade Emperor was up to.

"Come here!" The Jade Emperor yelled into the hall, and the heavenly soldiers immediately ordered to appear in the hall and surrounded the rolling curtain general.

"General Rolling Curtain didn't bother me to reprimand him, but in a fit of rage he uttered insults to me, and even dropped my glazed cup, and now I will demote him to the world." The Jade Emperor didn't give General Rolling Curtain any chance to distinguish, and directly sent the Heavenly Soldiers General He was thrown down to earth.

The Jade Emperor looked at the corpse of Liulizhan on the main hall, his hands were sweaty, and his breath was no longer stable.

At this time, he can't take any risk or accident.

"Heavenly Jade Emperor." After an unknown amount of time, the familiar voice reached his ears, like a warm current, which made him feel slightly at ease.

"Where did you go just now, do you know..." Jade Emperor suppressed himself abruptly in the middle of speaking.

He couldn't say it, if he said it, this person might follow him.

He let out a breath slowly and slowly.

Hearing the bad tone of the Jade Emperor, the Shenbing had already prostrated himself on the ground. He raised his head and glanced at the Jade Emperor suspiciously, then lowered his head.

The Jade Emperor didn't say anything, and the soldier who knew the Jade Emperor's temper didn't ask any more questions. He said cautiously, "Didn't you just tell me to go and see the situation in the Eastern Forest?"

"It was because I drank too much wine for a while and forgot." Jade Emperor's fingertips slid across his forehead lightly, his long hair covered the remaining panic in his eyes, and apologized. : "So now, what is it like there?"

"It has been burned into a black space." Shenbing honestly explained the current situation of the place.

"How is he...?" Jade Emperor asked, frowning.

"Young Master Shuang?" Shenbing raised his head to see the Jade Emperor's expression.

However, the long hair covered the Jade Emperor's face so that people could not pry at all.

The Jade Emperor nodded, slightly like a dragonfly touching water.

"Young Master Shuang was seriously injured, but fortunately he escaped, and now he has found a secluded place to recuperate."

The Jade Emperor nodded and took a sip of his wine.Hate filled his eyes.

"Tianzun Jade Emperor..." Such a voice that made people want to bow their heads and bow their heads, made the Jade Emperor, who was a little relieved, scream again.

He looked down and saw that the Tathagata was standing above the hall in a moon-white cassock, smiling kindly.

"You...you, why are you here?"

The one who came was still so silent, and the one who came was so outrageous.

"Why do I come here, don't you know?" Tathagata stood alone in the hall, his eyes were usually far away, and he still gave people a sense of dignity.

"The Buddha came here, how can I understand the purpose of the Buddha's visit?"

"Really?" Tathagata smiled slightly after hearing this, his black pupils were stained with the color of death, and his voice was like a ghost: "Jade Emperor, shall we talk about a deal?"

33. Under the locust tree above the sky, there is a circle of gods sitting, Nezha who has just returned from taking away the demons, Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian who lost the canopy, and Guanyin who just sent away the meatballs.

Taishang Laojun pulled Daoist Taiyi away from the three of them, and said in a proud tone: "We won't sit with you, you are the League of the Lovelorn, and the three of you will pour out the bitterness of each other. It could be submerged in water."

"Who are you saying is broken in love? Do you know that we are a long-distance relationship alliance, and when did you find me a teacher's wife, Master, I didn't even know?"

"Nezha, I haven't made up my mind as a teacher. After all, things like my wife can only be obtained through thousands of choices. Unlike your monkeys, who go out for a walk and just fall in love with whoever they like." Daoist Taiyi waved his whisk and really didn't save any face for his disciples.

"Master, if you say this, can I think that you are protecting the teacher's wife?"

"No." Daoist Taiyi shook his head and said, "After all, your master doesn't have a mistress to protect you. Your master's standards are a bit high. It's impossible for you to look at a little baby with pity and feel pity for it and then be killed by a small baby like Master Guanyin." The doll eats to death, and it is impossible to fight with a little ruffian every day like Erlang Zhenjun. The mistress your master is looking for must be gentle, generous, virtuous and pleasant. But you see what you said is too good As for Laojun, it doesn’t match at all.” Master Taiyi shook his head and tortured all three of them.

"Master, did you consider our four feelings when you said this?"

"Do I need to consider the feelings of the four of you?" Master Taiyi looked at his apprentice provocatively.

"Master, you are needed." Nezha hinted with a smirk.

"No, no, you don't need to be a teacher." Master Taiyi shook his head again and again.

"Master, it's not good for you."

"No, no, master thinks this is very good."

"Master, if you do this again, I won't return the Kowloon Divine Flame Cover you gave me." After thinking about it, the little hand accidentally touched the treasure in his trouser pocket, and immediately threatened his master.

"It was meant to send you off without intending to come back." Daoist Taiyi slapped Nezha with a face that you didn't expect.

The three of them, Taishang Laojun, Guanyin, and Erlang Zhenjun, watched the master and apprentice arguing and amused.

In fact, they didn't have nothing to do. They came to themselves as if they were posting a treat today, in order to wait for someone.

The arrival of this person is directly related to what they will do next.

With a creak, the door of Taishang Laojun's residence was pushed open, and someone walked in.