Nezha, catch that monkey

"Second brother, it turns out that you are also a person who knows how to prostitute yourself in the daytime." Nezha muttered softly.

"Third Brother, Second Brother is just checking how much alcohol the canopy has drunk." Yang Jian hugged Nezha to the canopy and continued to walk towards Taishang Laojun with a calm expression.

"Check, you can directly open the sky to see."

"Opening the eyes of the sky is too troublesome."

"Just be happy." Nezha thought what's wrong with this, the master is used to his poisonous tongue, and the second brother who usually doesn't like to talk is also very eloquent.

"Naturally." Yang Jian replied, still holding his brother and daughter-in-law in his arms, happily looking for the organization to meet.

But after walking a few steps, Yang Jian raised his eyebrows.

He felt a cold light staring at him with a strong murderous intent, as if he wanted to swallow him alive.

He glanced over from the corner of his eye, half-closed his right eye, raised the corners of his lips, and looked at the people in the middle of the dance floor with a little gloom in his eyes.

He said, "Third brother, don't you think Chang'e is a bit strange?"

"Strange?" Nezha also turned his head when he heard Yang Jian's question.

Across many white jade railings, bypassing the crowds of immortals, the woman standing in the center of the dance floor is dressed in white with black hair and long and slender eyebrows.

Her eyes were like autumn water, her skin was covered with moonlight, and her waist was as flexible as a snake.

Even standing among a cluster of fairies, stepping on the same dance steps and dancing to the same music, she is still the soft moonlight that cannot be ignored.

It's just that today's moonlight is a little different from usual.The scorching sun that could overwhelm her in the past seems to be unable to completely compare with the moonlight today.

"Strange...?" Nezha looked at Chang'e and asked again.

"En." Yang Jian wrapped his arms around Tianpeng's waist, bringing him closer to him.

Chang'e also noticed that someone was looking at her, and she looked over with just one look, as if smiling confidently.

"Second brother, it's really strange for you to say that." Nezha turned his head and looked at Yang Jian with a firm tone.

The smile is full of confidence, and even a little bit of pride, unlike the girl who is prone to tears.

"Well, although Chang'e's dancing posture is complicated and dazzling, she is always shy when she dances, but today, her waist is flexible and her eyes are very enjoyable. So, it's very strange."

The two whispered and chatted to the depths, without even noticing that the surroundings were already quiet.

They always recovered from the topic and found that Guanyin was walking towards them with graceful steps.

Followed by the frail boy in yellow.

"Master Avalokitesvara." Yang Jian bowed respectfully to Avalokitesvara, looked up and saw the red eyes of the young man, as if there was a cold knife hanging in his heart, and he was terrified.

Yang Jian hadn't felt this feeling for a long time.

"This is...?" Yang Jian wanted to ask who the hell was, which made him, the guardian of the heaven, feel terrified.

"This is an old friend of mine. I heard that the Queen Mother will be holding peaches today. He has nothing to do, so he came to have a look." Avalokitesvara's voice was like clear water dripping stones, clear and pleasant to hear.

But the young man didn't feel happy because of such a voice, his eyes were still full of evil, without any kindness.

"Then, the little god took the two of you to the Queen Mother's side?" Yang Jian asked tentatively.

"No, I think you're dragging your family and getting in the way." Guanyin hadn't spoken yet, but the young man spoke with a sullen face, jumped over Yang Jian and walked straight to Taishang Laojun.

Yang Jian's eyes widened, he didn't expect the young man to pass straight through his body without making a detour.It seems to be walking on a flat and uninhabited road.

"Nezha, did you recognize that person just now?" Yang Jian looked at the boy's back with a little surprise and asked.

"I don't know him, I just feel a little familiar." Nezha answered truthfully, and was also curious about this boy from the bottom of his heart.

In the main hall, the harmonious scene of singing, dancing and peace was restored.

No one noticed that the newly served wine quickly disappeared, the piles of full fruit plates were immediately empty, and the neatly arranged tea cups were also crumbling.

It was as if some kind of mysterious power had sneaked into the hall, destroying everything with lightning speed, without leaving any traces.

"Here we come!" The queen mother on the jade throne looked into the distance and said with a smile.

All the immortals looked over one after another, and saw a row of seven beautiful young women, each wearing a monochromatic dress, holding a fruit basket made of green willows in their hands, shuttled gracefully among the immortals, like a flowing stream. Rainbow.

They finally stopped not far from the jade seat, put the fruit basket in front of the right, and half-kneeled in the hall.

"Seven Fairies, why is this flat peach so small?" The Queen Mother looked at the flat peaches in the fruit basket, picked out a lychee and asked.

"Queen Mother, it's all the monkey's fault. He picked all the peaches in the flat peach garden, and put them in clusters of ten and nine in a row. He said he was decorating the flat peach garden as a new house. All the flat peaches in the garden were ruined and only these are left." .” The big fairy complained.

"What, that monkey, what kind of monkey?" The Queen Mother thought about monkeys, when did they have monkeys in Heaven?

"It's the newly appointed Great Sage Equaling Heaven." The great fairy said.

"Great Sage Equaling Heaven... If I know that I should invite him in the next post, let's see who is more suitable to form a cp with." The Queen Mother listened disapprovingly, and said to herself.

"Your Majesty, the entire Pantao Garden has been destroyed!" Seeing that the Queen Mother didn't show any anger on her face, the Great Fairy pushed her away.

"How can this be said to be ruined? My old Sun Mingming is here to welcome my wife and clean up the new house. Little fairy, be careful what you say!" I saw a monkey lying on the ground between the copybooks, squinting its eyes, and its cheeks were closed. Flushing red, she stretched out her hand and pointed at the big fairy.

"Daughter-in-law." The Queen Mother murmured.

"...you are what they call the Monkey King, and you are not bad looking. Who is your wife?" The Queen Mother asked, looking at the man with blurred eyes between the copybooks.

"Nezha, my daughter-in-law is Nezha, the cutest and most lively Nezha who loves my grandson the most!" Monkey said proudly.

Monkey is very honored to show off his wife and go crazy.

"Nezha..." The Queen Mother raised her brows involuntarily, looking at the child in Yang Jian's hands, she thought to herself that this is against me.

"Daughter-in-law!!!" Monkey tilted his head slightly, feeling as if he saw his own daughter-in-law, he wiped his eyes vigorously, and shook his head.

It seems not, the monkey tapped his forehead and said to himself: "My wife is not that tall."

"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven." The Queen Mother called out coldly.

But the monkey flew up from the ground, snapped its fingers towards the sky, and suddenly realized: "My wife said that she is going to the Taishang Laojun!"

After finishing speaking, he left immediately with somersaulting clouds, leaving behind Yang Jian and Nezha who looked bewildered.

"This monkey doesn't seem to have a good eye." Yang Jian couldn't bear to look at Nezha's expression.

"Your eyesight won't look good when you're drunk." Nezha said quietly.

"Nezha." The Queen Mother looked at the villain in Yang Jian's arms and swallowed two lychees, all in a calm and calm manner.

"The Queen Mother." Yang Jian put Nezha down and let Nezha come forward to salute.

"Nezha, are you really that monkey's wife?" the Queen Mother said with a cold face.

"No, Nezha doesn't know that monkey."

"Then why is he so sure that Nezha is his wife?" The Queen Mother's tone slowed down slightly.

"It's probably some little monster from the lower realm who took my name and fooled this monkey." Nezha stared at the Queen Mother with burning eyes, and opened his eyes to talk nonsense.

"really?"

"Really, if it wasn't like this, the little god was in front of him just now, and he didn't recognize the little god." Nezha said very sincerely.

"Yes, yes." The Queen Mother smiled and said: "Although flat peaches are not the best, they are still a pleasure. Let's eat as much as we can."

For the queen mother, the so-called flat peach meeting is just a pretext for her to entertain all kinds of gods and gather many beautiful men to satisfy her desires. As for whether the peaches are good or not, it doesn't matter whether there are many fruits or not.

The most important thing is that everyone is drunk and messy after drinking ~ what is the best way to have sex.

Just when the queen mother's face was blushing to the point of bleeding, her mind was full of the fragrant and gorgeous scene of a pear tree pressing on a crabapple.

I only heard a hurried call from outside the hall.

"Taishang Laojun, it's not good, it's not good!!!" The little fairy official who rushed into the hall was anxious like an ant on a hot pot.

"What's the matter?" Taishang Laojun was pretending to be drunk and lying in Taiyi's arms, raised his brows, feeling quite upset.

It's really time-consuming to dislike this fairy official.

"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, he stole all your elixir and said..."

"What did you say?" Taishang Laojun immediately stood up from Taiyi's arms, as if he was no longer drunk.

"It is said that his wife likes to eat jelly beans. He is going to move them home to make jelly beans for his daughter-in-law. Anyway, go back and have a look!"

"What...he wants to move all my alchemy furnaces back?!" Taishang Laojun stared at Nezha, ignoring the temptation of Taiyi, and rushed to the 33rd heaven with a whisk.

When he arrived in the courtyard, Taishang Laojun was dumbfounded. The gourds in the room were scattered all over the floor. He picked up one at random, but the weight on his hand made him not have the courage to look inside the gourd.

Every time he took a step, the heaviness in his heart increased, until he came to the alchemy furnace, his whole body was about to collapse.

He looked up at the monkey standing outside the alchemy furnace, stretched the Ruyi golden cudgel to the base of the alchemy furnace, and tried to pry the alchemy furnace with all his strength.

"You... what are you doing?" Taishang Laojun's voice trembled angrily.

"Hey, old...you are back, fairy, my old grandson will pry the alchemy furnace again, come and help me." The monkey turned his head and said happily when he saw the helper.

"Give me a hand..." Taishang Laojun was in a bad mood, and he yelled at the monkey: "You pried my alchemy furnace and asked me to help, are you stupid or am I stupid?!"

"Stupid!" The monkey and the Taishang Laojun turned their heads at the same time and saw the person coming.