Korean Entertainment's Any's 2010

It was another incomparably bright morning, awakened by the biological clock, Zhiyin slowly opened her eyes, staring at the window without the curtains in a daze.

This glass is so clean!So transparent!

Bosom friend was stunned for a minute before his brain resumed normal operation.Bosom friend turned over to the right, saw Shen Enxuan's beautiful skin, and felt upset after seeing it.Then Zhiyin turned over to the other side and saw a hand exposed outside the quilt, and then the whole body was wrapped in the quilt, at first glance it looked like a mummy.

Zhiyin gasped, but decided to get up anyway.Bosom friend stood up, then stared at the completely unfamiliar room in a daze.But fortunately, this place is not a hotel at first glance, and there is no Mr. 185 President who came out of the bathroom in a white bathrobe.Zhiyin turned around and looked at the three people lying on the floor, one of them has been confirmed, so... who are the other two?

To be honest, Zhiyin's back is still a little stiff because she slept on the floor at night, and she can even hear the creaking sound of old wooden boards when Zhiyin turns.

"Are you awake?" Shen Enxuan opened his eyes and said in an extremely hoarse voice.As long as Shen Enxuan drank alcohol the night before, his voice would be extremely hoarse in the morning.

"Hmm. Whose house is this? Your boyfriend's?" Zhiyin opened her mouth and found that her voice was also unusually hoarse. It seemed that she had drunk a lot!

"Are you disconnected again? Hey, I should have thought of it a long time ago, you always automatically delete your drinking scene... This is your boyfriend's house!"

Bosom friend bent her old waist to pull Park Chanyeol's quilt, always felt that the mummy's hand just now looked familiar.Then I saw Park Chanyeol who was still sleeping, and my bosom friend pinched his nose without even thinking about it.

Chanyeol is dreaming, dreaming that he is lying next to a bathtub, looking at a... a young girl with milky skin taking a bubble bath?Just kidding, there is a very plump female crab in the bathtub.Chanyeol just quietly watched the crab domineering in the bathtub.

"Beauty you can't climb up, you'd better rest! Save some effort!" Chanyeol said with a smile.

Then he found the crab's contemptuous eyes, and crawled to the edge of the bathtub at the speed of light.Chanyeol was startled, he didn't dare to act rashly, so he took a toothbrush and tried to poke the crab back into the bathtub.Then...the crab raised its pincers and clamped Park Chanyeol's nose.Although Park Chanyeol tried his best to break free, it was still futile. In desperation, he opened his eyes.

Question, is there anything scarier than seeing your girlfriend face you with a ferocious face early in the morning?Have it?

Chanyeol quickly got up and rubbed his red nose, showing his big white teeth: "You're up!"

The bosom friend swears, seeing Chanyeol's expression as if he was facing a big enemy just after he opened his eyes, he thought he would shout and kill him.Park Chanyeol's mother opened the door and came in: "Children, hurry up and eat!"

In fact, bosom friend is exactly what Shen Enxuan said, and he can't remember why he went to sleep at Park Chanyeol's house with Park Chanyeol and Shen Enxuan.Alas, is it still too much to drink?

Zhiyin was also absent-minded when eating breakfast. Several times, she used her chopsticks as a spoon to put soup into the soup bowl.Inadvertently, I met Chanyeol's mother's loving but regretful eyes like looking at a mentally retarded son.It's over, Chanyeol's mother must think I'm mentally retarded, what should I do!

After the meal, Zhiyin pulled the three of them into the room: "Help me, I really can't remember what happened, but I... I feel flustered for no reason, do you understand flustered? It's like getting into trouble. .”

"Maybe, you'll know just by looking at your phone. We were all summoned by your phone." Shen Enxuan was drinking milk with his boyfriend.Of course, it wasn't simply drinking milk. The two of them drank it in the way of sharing glasses of wine, and took the time to interject a sentence.

Zhiyin took out her phone and flipped through the text messages.

[Me]: Dear Minyan, can you send me the number of respected senior Zhilong, I want to thank him for something. :-D "..."

Bosom friend seems to know something.

Let's happily go back to the night before...

"They must be jealous of my beautiful appearance, heavenly voice, and superb dance steps. It's too perverted! If you say Class C, it's Class C." While walking, I wanted to find a place to solve my hunger problem, On the one hand, she chattered and complained like a bitter woman.

"Ah, I see. Senior G-dragon must be jealous that I sing better than him, so he brushed me off."

Sitting in a food stall, Bosom friend first ordered a bottle of shochu and poured himself a drink.

"Why did they treat me like this! I was bullied and scolded at the company every day...God, you are unfair, I'm going to sue you!" Like crazy, I poured another glass and drank it down.

"Yeah, I've already gone to Class C, and... what are you afraid of, no one cares about you anymore."

This matter has to start from the beginning.

As mentioned before, the company divides the trainees into grades. Class A and Class B are classes for top students, and the teacher will give a lot of help, while Class C and D basically belong to their own practice and potential. The teacher basically does not guide too much, and there will be exams every week.

Then I have to mention an important person - Kathy.

As the number one trainee Da Jie who didn't like An Zhiyin, she was eliminated in the last evaluation.Maybe it's because I've taken it lightly. When Kathy came back to pack the things, she didn't have the grief and indignation expected by her bosom friend. Instead, she calmly asked her bosom friend for help.

By the way, shouldn't you be looking for someone like your confidant Sunglasses at this time?What are you looking for?

It wasn't until bosom friend saw her locker full of things that she realized: So she was looking for herself to be a coolie!You said it earlier, the harmed bosom friend thought she was going to kill herself, and now her heart is still beating so hard!

Kathy's most things are casual clothes for dancing practice. She packed out a box and handed it to her bosom friend: "This is for you."

Zhiyin opened the box, and there were a few thumbtacks inside.

"You're welcome, you can use it wherever you think it should be." Kathy's smile was comparable to that of a female ghost in a Japanese horror movie, and the corners of her bosom friend's mouth twitched, which meant to put herself in other people's shoes Reese thumbtack?Resolutely refuse.

Kathy shook her head: "Actually, you are much better than I imagined. However, during the trainee period, don't trust others casually, even if they are roommates."

Zhiyin really wanted to roll her eyes, but in the end she was too lazy to answer her words. YG's number one scheming bitch, who would believe you!

Kathy seemed to have expected it: "Well, you don't believe me anyway."

Then Zhiyin really worked hard like a coolie and followed Kathy's ass, and was blinded by the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes by the Land Rover outside the door.

Do you think these second-generation, third-generation and fourth-generation rich people are idle and boring?Wouldn't it be good to obediently listen to the family's arrangements, go abroad to study, come back to take over the family business, and then marry a well-matched person and have a child, so as to cultivate the next generation with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor?Why did you run out and suffer!

Helping Kathy put things in the car, Zhiyin is going to leave. Kathy suddenly grabbed Zhiyin's hand, and Zhiyin met her joyful and excited eyes.

Don't you want to confess to me!How can I refuse without hurting her heart?Just tell her I have a boyfriend!

"Let's shake hands! We are friends after all."

friend?friend!A friend is someone who you laugh at every day when you are bored, and who runs errands for free when you are hungry and thirsty?This is also called a friend?Zhiyin feels that her outlook on the world, outlook on life, and values ​​are about to collapse...

"Okay." Anyway, that was the meaning, Zhiyin gave a symbolic shake, then withdrew her hand, and Kathy sat down on the ground.

...Is this a new routine recently?

Kathy's face was already full of tears: "It's an acquaintance anyway, why do you still hate me so much?"

Bosom friend said that she was powerless to face such a queen-level actor, so she could only watch her perform in a daze.

"I admit that I didn't accept your suggestion to help you all the time, but I... I'm not mean to you!"

Sister, you must have flooded your brain with water when you washed your hair, otherwise why is your IQ so low.

"I will always support you!" Kathy wiped away her tears pretendingly, it was the face that was covered with primer, base cream, face cream, concealer, and foundation, and successfully wiped the mascara into black It was a lump, and it looked so pitiful.

"Sister, if you are sick, you must be treated, otherwise, if the virus mutates and develops into AIDS, it will be bad."

Seeing Kathy finally got in the car and left, Zhiyin was relieved, but she always felt that she was being tricked, what's going on?

Zhiyin turned around and almost bumped into G-Dragon who came out, apologized and said hello, Zhiyin continued to walk back.

She didn't forget to show herself at the end, this insidious and cunning woman! ! !No wonder he acted so pitifully in front of him, he had already seen G-Dragon behind him, and deliberately let his seniors have a bad impression of him.

Shit!

Fuck!

Therefore, when Zhiyin slipped from class A to class C, the only culprit I could think of was G-Dragon, especially this time, G-Dragon dominated the shift.

Minyan replied with a long string of texts, Zhiyin was also dizzy at the time and only focused on the last string of numbers, and typed them according to the numbers.

Zhiyin's drinking capacity is not good, to be precise, it is very bad, so she basically doesn't drink much before getting drunk.

"Hello, senior!" Hearing someone from inside respond, Zhiyin bowed and threw her head on the table.

"Senior, I'm sorry for causing you trouble before. But, senior! In order to help you better adapt to this world, I really have to say something."

Bosom friend is saying that he is going to have another drink: "#*&%, why is there no wine? Auntie, bring me another bottle of soju and a fried rice cake. Well, another cold noodle."

"I was rude just now, Sorry. Senior, you are standing on the road of other people's dreams. If you are not careful, you will completely deny other people's life."

"Actually, I've always wanted to know why I slipped into class C. Is it because I can't sing high notes? Or can't say Rap? Or maybe I can't write lyrics and compose myself? Senior, you can tell me, I can really change it .But, that video of mine was really recorded when I was in a bad state.”

The bosom friend burst into tears, feeling really uncomfortable, the feeling of falling from heaven to hell.

After eating a bowl of cold noodles with a good appetite, I became a little sober, and continued to say to the phone: "Please be careful when you walk at night in the future. From today onwards, I am Mr. G-dragon's AntiFan, and I will never let it go of."

Thinking about it now, I really don't want my life.Not to mention how much drinking hurts the throat, I actually want to retaliate against senior G-dragon, and even said something like AntiFan, if the senior relays this matter to the president, I can only leave up.After all, this is a major event that will endanger the lives of artists!

After speaking out what I had accumulated in my heart, I felt much better, and then I called Park Chanyeol and Shen Eunxuan to come out.

"Actually, when I received your call, I was already mentally prepared to take you home. However, I didn't expect that I would accidentally drink too much, so..." Shen Enxuan shook his head helplessly, "Anyway, you remember to express my apologies to that Kathy."

The bosom friend was completely confused: "It's fine, why do you have to apologize to Kathy?"

"Yesterday you said you were in a good mood, so you asked me to call and scold Kathy." Shen Enxuan smiled when he saw the expression on his bosom friend who saw a ghost, "The scolding I made yesterday was not very unpleasant, it was within the acceptable range of normal people ,Right?"

Shen Enxuan's boyfriend: "Yes, I haven't heard such a special curse for a long time."

Zhiyin frowned: "But I... don't have Kathy's phone number at all!"

Park Chanyeol's eyes suddenly widened: "That must be a wrong call. I mean, you two really couldn't stop you yesterday." With some trembling hands, the bosom friend flipped through the call log, and the last call log was: 12:00 room long.

It’s over.

Zhiyin swallowed: "I think you still need to tell me what you scolded."

"I specially pressed the recording button, just because I was afraid that this situation would happen today." Shen Enxuan ran over like a dog, and then found yesterday's call recording:

"Ah! Are you the one who troubled An Zhiyin? Let me tell you, it's my fault that your mother didn't teach you well..."

"Just because of your edamame face! My omelette, you bitter melon! Fuck your yogurt raisins! You uncooked ham dumplings! Go fry sugar, shred bananas! Bah! I'll crisp your radish, you lentils Lamb stew!"

"Potato beef brisket, fried noodles without sauce, instant noodles that can only be eaten dry without seasoning packets!"

completely over...

The author has something to say: Seriously, I am going to be pissed off by WPS. Several times I lost the words I coded for a long time, and it was like this again this afternoon, but I still posted it!Comparing!