[Comprehensive martial arts] Thief plan

Ding Linglin's due date is at the end of September.

Because the two houses are close to each other, when Xie Ling has nothing to do, she will go over and cook her something she likes. Pregnant women are very hot and sour, so it is just for her, who rarely eats spicy food to accommodate her younger brother, to come along with her Satisfy hunger.Ding Linglin was also very grateful to her for this, and the two quickly became friends who talked about everything.

Occasionally, Xie Ling would also see her acting like a baby with Ye Kai, as if she maximized the waywardness in her character, but Ye Kai was never annoyed.

Almost every time Xie Ling passed by, she was stuffed with dog food.

Ding Linglin probably learned from Ye Kai that Chu Liuxiang lived in Hefangzhai for a while, and asked her if Chu Liuxiang was as romantic and suave as the rumors in the world.

For Xie Ling, this question seemed really difficult to answer. After thinking about it for a long time, she could only hesitate and say, "It's not bad, but he is really a good person."

"What's a good person to describe?" Ding Linglin couldn't stop laughing.

"It's...a very, very good person." She twitched the corners of her mouth, her smile was a bit lonely, "I'm serious."

Xie Ling thought she was not dealing with her, but telling the truth.

In fact, in the past half a year, the number of times she thought of Chu Liuxiang had decreased. She thought that this kind of loss that was not even a broken relationship would be completely healed sooner or later, but at this moment when she described him to others, she still felt that it was a long time. My chest hurts.

She really thinks that Chu Liuxiang is a very good person, but the two of them are really too far apart.

Sensing that she was not in the right mood, Ding Linglin decisively changed the subject, and talked to her about wanting to make clothes for the children. Xie Ling was really dark-eyed and had no talent in this matter, but she was really good at it. Want to prepare something for a friend's child.

So after returning to Hefangzhai, she was still struggling, and asked Xie Xing and Lu Xiaofeng, who were big kids, "You say, what should I give when Sister Ding's child is born?"

Lu Xiaofeng thought for a while, "...Longevity Lock?"

"You can't do this by yourself." She sighed, "Forget it, let me think about it."

Xie Xing didn't speak, but after listening to it, he figured out a legitimate way to express his apology to Ye Kai.

So he went to Lu Xiaofeng's room to discuss with him before going to bed that night, "How about I buy a piece of jade and engrave a letter for Brother Ye's child?"

Lu Xiaofeng still remembers his cold eyes towards Ye Kai before, but after hearing Xie Xing say that, the point is no longer here, "...you have money to buy jade?!"

He has money, and Xie Ling has never treated him badly since he was a child, not to mention living so well in the past two years and giving him a lot of pocket money, but he doesn't have any other hobbies on weekdays, and he hates going outside. The food sold by the small stalls is not as delicious as Xie Ling's, and the money is really saved.

I took it out and counted it, and it was more than enough to buy a piece of jade.

Lu Xiaofeng was a little dumbfounded seeing him take out such a large sum of private money, and after a while he said again: "That's pretty good, but there is still one problem."

Xie Xing: "What's the problem?"

"Your handwriting is not good-looking, is it even worse when you engrave it?"

"...If you want to fight, you can just say so."

"I'm seriously giving you advice, okay?" Lu Xiaofeng pouted in the left direction, "I think you'd better ask Ximen to help you write the words you want to engrave, and then engrave according to what he wrote, otherwise It's too embarrassing to send it out."

Xie Xing: "..."

Although I don't want to admit it, his handwriting is indeed very different from Ximen Chuuxue's. Although there are reasons why he doesn't want to learn, Xie Xing seems to be obsessed with swords since he was a child. Suddenly feel lost.

But it's too late to practice now, the best policy is to adopt Lu Xiaofeng's suggestion.

After embarrassingly begging Ximen Chuixue for help, Xie Xing found a school student named Xiu Muri and took Lu Xiaofeng to an antique shop on Guan Street.

Lu Xiaofeng was always more experienced than him in this kind of "heretic" things, the two of them searched for a long time in antique and jade shops, picking everything up and down, and they were not satisfied with any piece.

The shopkeeper of the antique shop thought they were naughty kids who couldn't afford it, and wanted to wave his hands away several times, but in the end Xie Xing showed his purse before giving up.

"What kind of jade do the two young masters want?"

"For the children." Lu Xiaofeng replied.

He himself is only a half-grown boy, but he said this as if it didn't violate the law at all.

"Ping an buckle is more suitable for children?" The shopkeeper gave a suggestion.

Xie Xing waved his hand, "Ping An button is not good for engraving."

"This young master wants to engrave words on the jade?" The shopkeeper was very surprised, "I'm afraid..."

"Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it myself." Xie Xing interrupted him, "Don't you have any better jade?!"

Of course there are, but such a big antique jade store, placed where customers can touch, is naturally not a precious object. The previous shopkeeper thought they were just playing around and couldn't afford it, so they didn't say anything. Watching from the side, now knowing that the two of them really want to buy and have the money to buy it, they corrected their attitude a little bit and took out a good-quality jade.

In the end, Lu Xiaofeng helped him choose a piece of jade that was fairly round in shape, there was room for him to engrave on it, and the quality of the jade was transparent, so it looked very nourishing, but the price was naturally high.

Xie Xing was very heartbroken when he paid the money, but he gritted his teeth and paid readily when he thought that this piece of jade also meant to make an apology.

Fortunately, before this, Lu Xiaofeng had already used his three-inch tongue to haggle the price with the shopkeeper, otherwise it was still a question of whether Xie Xing could buy it with the money he had saved.

Both of them were in a good mood to solve a major matter. Since Xie Xing had just paid out a sum of money, Lu Xiaofeng offered to treat him to sugar paintings.

Xie Xing was very moved, and never let go of the opportunity to slaughter, "Then I want the biggest phoenix!"

"...Wow, you still want to eat me, you really have a big appetite."

Xie Xing snorted, "What kind of phoenix are you, you are at most a chicken, okay?"

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng still didn't know that the word Xie Xing casually uttered would accompany him for the rest of his life, even after making a name for himself in the world, he would not be able to get rid of it.

The two of them each held up a phoenix candy painting and walked back slowly, licking it. They were both in a good mood. By the way, they stopped to bring one for Ximen Chuuxue when they passed by the old man selling candied haws.

Just as Lu Xiaofeng was fumbling for money from his belt, a young man about their age suddenly squeezed in from behind, "Oh! Uncle Wang, bring me a bunch too!"

"okay."

Lu Xiaofeng instinctively turned his head to look at the young man, and the other party returned his smile, but the next moment, the young man screamed, "Ouch, oh, oh...!"

Xie Xing pinched his wrist with a stern expression, and quickly shook his sleeve, only to see a money bag slipped out of it, which was exactly the money bag he took out in the antique jade shop just now.

"You dare to steal something from me, you are quite courageous." Xie Xing squinted his eyes, turned his backhand, and immediately removed the boy's hand.

The other party was in so much pain that he was about to cry, "I couldn't even take it away, what about you?"

"Hey, hey, now you're the one who was caught stealing, okay?" Lu Xiaofeng quickly helped restrain the person after he realized it, "Why are you so confident?"

In fact, this young man is already a well-known character in Guan Street, and he almost never misses when he steals someone's purse. In the situation just now, even Lu Xiaofeng didn't notice his little trick. The bandit handsome Xie Xingcai was discovered with a slight movement.

"If you really stole it, that's up to you, but with this level, don't come out and be ashamed." Xie Xing let go of his hand, snorted, and took the candied haws that Lu Xiaofeng just bought, "Let's go, Lu Xiaoji."

"...Who are you calling!" Although Lu Xiaofeng was annoyed by him, he followed immediately, and couldn't help turning his head while running, "He stole from you, so you just let him go?"

Xie Xing smiled terribly, "Who said I let him go?"

After saying that, he pulled out a purse much smaller than his own from his sleeve, and weighed it, "Oh, what a poor man."

Lu Xiaofeng was dumbfounded: "When did you get it?!"

"When I found out that he touched my purse." Xie Xing didn't hide it from him. "At that time, he was concentrating on touching my purse. In fact, his was already in my hand, so I said he Shame."

This superb movement speed also made Lu Xiaofeng feel ashamed.

"But I just took his purse to teach him a lesson. I don't want this kind of money." Xie Xing snorted and walked towards Hefangzhai at a faster pace.

Lu Xiaofeng asked: "Are you planning to return it to him?"

"Yeah, I have to return it to him without anyone noticing it, but before I return it to him, I have to make him remember." Xie Xing said while frowning, "You said that I... that's how you used to be with me I said before Chu Liuxiang steals something, he will send a letter to get it, do you want me to leave a name to show my identity when I return it after stealing it?"

Lu Xiaofeng rolled his eyes, "I think you want to be beaten to death by sister."

This is indeed a difficult question, but Xie Xing thought about it, and still wanted to play against his master, "...then I can leave a fake name."

"Do you really want to stay?"

"Think about it, I will leave a fake name, and I will use it to travel around the world in the future, and I will continue to go to school and take the imperial examination under my real name, so it won't be a waste of time." Xie Xing paused, "In this way, my sister can be less angry, right?"

Lu Xiaofeng looked at him suspiciously, "Are you sure?"

While talking, He Fangzhai was already in front of him, and when he entered the door, Xie Xing nodded again to confirm, "That's the decision!"

"Then what pseudonym do you want to use?" Lu Xiaofeng was curious.

He thought about it seriously, if this pseudonym became famous in the world in the future, Chu Liuxiang would definitely know about it, so he had to let him see at a glance that he was behind the name.

Then the "star" in his name cannot be removed.

In addition, Xie Xing, the bandit commander's apprentice who really wanted to surpass the bandit commander's rebellious period, believed that this pseudonym had to be able to reflect his superb skills in stealing things.

Since there is nothing in the world that Chu Liuxiang cannot steal...

"I've made up my mind!" He shook the purse in his hand, and said loudly, "My name is Sikong Zhaixing!"

Lu Xiaofeng is a smart person, and he understood the meaning of the name as soon as he heard it, "You are going to win the stars?"

Xie Ling who was just about to close the shop for cooking: …………………………

Although she couldn't think of this character at all if she didn't hear the name, but if she really heard it, she would still recall in her mind who it was designed by!

My heart is so tired. I have raised my younger brother for ten years and wanted him to be a Jinshi and become an official. Now you tell me that he is going to be the king who steals the king? !

The two of them were talking enthusiastically, and it was only when they noticed that Xie Ling was standing by the door, but Xie Xing felt that he had finished telling her the most angry words before entering the door, so he was not very nervous, and he smiled and called out sister Little did they know that Xie Ling almost passed out when she heard the words Sikong Zhaixing.

Seeing her ugly face, Lu Xiaofeng was also a little uneasy, "What's wrong with sister?"

Xie Ling was so angry that the key point was that she couldn't directly tell what she was angry with, so she didn't want to talk to them, so she snorted and turned around and went to the kitchen.

She really misses Zhachuliuxiang villain now!

Although he knew intellectually that Chu Liuxiang was not to blame for this, he still couldn't help but think, what if Chu Liuxiang didn't accept him as an apprentice?What if he grew up so ordinary?

... Sure enough, Chu Liuxiang is to blame!

The author has something to say: Xie Ling: I need to calm down! ! !

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Right now she's venting her anger, it's a rational but emotional... um【.

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In the original work of Sikong Zhaixing, stealing is usually paid by others. He regards this as an art and does not steal money for his own use. So this kind of thief is actually quite fun (...)

I know that many people don't like people who steal things. I still want to say that although the protagonist's younger brother is the king of stealing things, the author really doesn't support this kind of behavior. Don't pinch me because of this (hey