Nine thoughts of a gentleman in comprehensive martial arts

Since Bixiao Immortal Dew can be ranked among the sixth-grade immortals' drunken trips, it naturally has extremely terrible stamina. Common people will be drunk for a day or two if they touch a drop, so even if Ye Huaijin only mixes a little bit of wine, Ye Ying It will soon be unbearable.He exhausted all the self-control in his life and reluctantly finished the toast, then pretended to be calm and apologized, and hurriedly left the lobby.Because his eyes are always clear and calm, everyone thought he was not drunk yet, and they were disappointed to see him leave, but in the end they let it go, after all, on the wedding night, the groom passed away drunk and the bride stayed alone until dawn , It doesn't sound good at all to spread it out.

Even Ye Ying couldn't bear the wine, and those present who hadn't even broken through with the Grand Master naturally couldn't hold it anymore. It didn't take long before they became so drunk that they didn't know the world.

Drunk people are not timid, have a violent temper, and have no words, and Liu Chongluan, who came to Badao Villa with many disciples, is naturally like this.The relationship between Badao Villa and Hidden Sword Villa has never been good. Leaving aside the imminent battle of swords and swords, there is still an entanglement between the two families that caused Badao Villa to lose face at once.Liu Chongluan originally didn't want to come to congratulate him, but somehow, because Ye Ying told the God of War catalog frankly, the old owner Liu Fenggu had the idea of ​​reconciling with Hidden Sword Villa, so he reluctantly took it with him. Several disciples came to congratulate him, which made him feel very irritated.

He was a big drinker who would never get drunk, but he didn't know what kind of good wine the Cangjian Villa brought out. After only a few drinks, he felt drunk, and soon he lost his mind.Hearing the female disciples at the next table discussing Ye Ying's good looks excitedly, he couldn't help feeling displeased, but he didn't dare to say anything.But after listening to it, I found that it was all Ye Ying's compliments, and even Ye Fan's appearance was pulled out to comment. Liu Chongluan drank his head and immediately shouted: "You women are so superficial, it's just appearance So what if you are born better? You don't have to be like that white-faced scholar, just looking weak!"

When the female disciple Qixiu next door heard this, she stopped doing it immediately, and retorted sharply: "What do you know? This is the beauty of a gentleman, and it is the embodiment of demeanor! If all the men in the world look as big as you You look rough, but we feel very uncomfortable just looking at it! Seeing you speak so harshly, aren't you jealous?"

Liu Chongluan was a little regretful of his drunk gaffe, but when he heard this, he blushed with anger, and said loudly: "What do men want to be so good-looking? Why don't they be reborn as women if they really want to be so good-looking? The roughness of life is the true nature! We are people in the martial arts world! Why do we have to pretend to be the gentlemen of the white-faced scholar?! Fault!"

Liu Chongluan's words could be regarded as igniting a thunderbolt, and the Tibetan sword disciples were about to explode with anger.If it was normal, they would just retort a few words, then silence and stabilize their gentlemanly demeanor, but now after a few glasses of wine, they were a little too drunk, and immediately retorted: "Our Dazhuang! Why is the Lord not manly enough?! Ah? Is your Liu Chongluan enough to be cut by our big villa master with a sword?!"

"That's right! Appearance and appearance are a gift from heaven. Parents' grace is born like this. How can others have the right to make irresponsible remarks? If you insist on saying this, a man can live without having the beauty of appearance and wealth. , but just can’t be without responsibility and responsibility! In comparison, how many men in this world can do what our big manor master does!”

Several male disciples of Zangjian were a little excited, but every word and every word was reasonable, and the guests in the venue all agreed and appreciated it.

"Stop babbling nonsense here!" Ye Ling's face was flushed, her eyes blurred like silk, obviously drunk.She didn't care about the gentleman's demeanor, she slammed the table and stood up, shouting at the swearing Ba Dao disciple: "Our master can make the wife of the master willingly kneel at the sword grave, but you can only be punished by your own mother-in-law." Punishment. Kneeling. Rubbing. Clothes. Board! This is the gap! Do you fucking understand?!"

Ba Dao disciple: "..."

All the guests: "..."

Chong Lou and Ye Huaijin: "..."

There was a dead silence in the audience.

After Ye Ling yelled, she died of drunkenness due to too much force, and Ye Zichen screamed and grinned in pain, but she still had to reach out to support her.Until Ye Zichen left the stage with Ye Ling in his arms, there was still a suffocating and embarrassing silence in the arena. In such silence, it seemed that no matter who opened his mouth to break this predicament, he would be rewarded with subtle and strange looks.

But there are always people who are used to the attention of everyone and don't care about the eyes of everyone. Chonglou dropped his wine glass and laughed out loud. His deep voice was hoarse and had a strange charm, which immediately attracted the attention of the audience.

Chong Lou felt that he should reward these mortals well, after all, it is not always possible to watch such a good show.

Ye Huaijin was full of helplessness, but before everyone could react, Jianzong took the lead in blowing up the pot.

"Master, she...was punished to kneel before? How could it be like this? That's Master Grandpa's wife!"

"Shhh - I heard that Shizu and Shizugong were originally a master-student relationship, so..."

"I don't listen, I don't listen! If my husband dares to make me kneel as a punishment, I will definitely divorce him! No! I will definitely divorce him!"

"Didn't you hear that he was willing? My master grandpa is amazing, he deserves to be the man who can take down master master, he really is a pure man!"

Ye Hui felt that he couldn't listen anymore, so he hurriedly accompanied a few smiling faces and left to deal with a few Tibetan sword disciples who were too drunk. Although what Ye Ling said was true, it was obviously just a matter between master and apprentice , It seems so strange to be said by her like this. If there are rumors that the elder brother suppressed his wife to death in the future, even if the elder brother is praised as the leader among men, it will not sound good...

At this time, in the newly decorated new room, Ye Jiusi was sitting on the edge of the bed with an elegant posture. When she heard Ye Ying's footsteps, she raised her head and smiled slightly, her eyes were as gentle as the continuous autumn rain in the south of the Yangtze River.

She was waiting for Ye Ying to come over, but she saw Ye Ying suddenly stopped in her tracks. Ye Jiusi looked at him with some doubts, and saw that Ye Ying's eyes looked clear, but in fact they were covered with a layer of water-colored veil, glowing. A little dazed.He still had that indifferent expression on his face, but he seemed to be thinking about who the person in front of him was. Ye Jiusi looked at him for a while before realizing that Ye Ying must be drunk.

This inevitably made her feel a kind of ironic astonishment. You must know that Ye Ying has always been a very self-controlled person, and he will never let himself lose his mind.I don't know if today's guests are too difficult, or because the wine has too much stamina, Ye Ying was actually drunk for the first time in her life, and she stood calmly and calmly in front of her, but her eyes showed a slight Doubt and bewilderment.

"Aying?" Ye Jiusi thought it was funny, and stretched out his hand towards him with a smile.Under the illumination of the lights, the green luan on the sleeves showed a rippling intoxicating blue color, which was as beautiful as a dream.

Ye Jiusi recalled Ye Ying's sanity with a single call, and he stared at Ye Jiusi for a while before hesitatingly said: "... Si'er?"

Ye Jiusi nodded with a smile, and saw that Ye Ying's expression eased down, and there was a sense of relaxation in her eyes.Ye Ying walked towards her, Ye Jiusi was about to shake his hand, but Ye Ying raised her hands first, and pressed them on Ye Jiusi's shoulders.His strength was not strong, but it made Ye Jiusi stop, just sat on the edge of the bed and looked up at him.

The dim candlelight cast a layer of hazy light on the figures of the two people, which looked warm and harmonious, both warm and ambiguous.Ye Jiusi looked at Ye Ying's handsome face like jade, and at the bright red five-petal plum on his forehead, no matter how many times she had seen it, she always felt that Ye Ying was worthy of the word Yan Rushunhua.It's just that he was really drunk, he seemed to feel a little thirsty, and he pursed his thin lips slightly.The bases of his ears were red, and she could still smell the mixture of the cold plum fragrance and the mellow wine fragrance from his body when they were close. It was not unpleasant, but it made people feel a little drunk.

"Si'er..." Ye Ying's voice was hoarse and a little dry, and the moment he opened his mouth, the bewilderment in his eyes deepened, "You...don't dangle around, it's a headache for the teacher."

Ye Jiusi was nervously waiting for him to speak, but when he heard such a sentence, his breath disappeared without a trace, and he couldn't help laughing out loud.She watched Ye Ying frown slightly, her brows and eyes were full of condensed confusion, she only felt that the well-behaved and silent "little junior brother" in her memory gradually overlapped with the person in front of her.How tall and majestic was he in the past?Unexpectedly, today's drunkenness gave her the honor to see the shadow of his past.

"Master, you're drunk, and I didn't move." Thinking of this, Ye Jiusi felt hot and warm in his heart, helped him to sit down, and said softly, "I still haven't drunk the Heying wine."

"Hexing wine? Um...yes, Si'er is mine." Ye Ying sat beside Ye Jiusi, held her hand, and repeated earnestly, "...it's mine."

Ye Jiusi rolled his eyes, thinking that the grown-up "little junior brother" is actually so cute, and coaxed softly: "Your, yours are all yours, and the little Changqin is yours too."

"Well, Changqin." Ye Ying nodded more seriously, and then became even more confused, "...What about Changqin's sister?"

Ye Jiusi trembled slightly with a smile, but Ye Ying looked at her in puzzlement, pursed her lips, and held her hand even tighter.

Ye Jiusi nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, Si'er, Changqin, Changqin's younger sister, our family belongs to you."

Ye Ying counted in confusion and found that no one was left behind, and was finally satisfied. Only then did he feel thirsty.Looking at the two wine glasses on the bedside table, he reached out to take them without hesitation, handed one to Ye Jiusi, and held the other for himself.When Ye Jiusi saw that he was holding the wine glass and was about to drink, she quickly stretched out her hand to hook his arm. Although Ye Ying was a little dazed, she obediently took away the wine glass and let Ye Jiusi intertwine their arms together, so that The posture brought the two of them very close, so close that they could almost feel each other's nostalgic warmth.

The taste of Hejiu wine is a bit sweet, not as spicy as burning knives, but rather soft, but this wine is also called "Liang Xiao", and it is a fine wine with great stamina.Ye Ying and Ye Jiusi didn't know it, but after Ye Ying drank a glass of wine, she felt even more dry.He frowned in discomfort, Ye Jiusi hurriedly stood up and poured him a glass of water.

Ye Ying drank half a glass of water with Ye Jiusi's hand, Ye Ying seemed a little dizzy, he raised his hand and took off his hair crown, took off his outer robe, and walked into the room with his white hair loose.

The inner room is a place for bathing. It is a small warm spring. It was built after the two decided to get married. It is controlled by the agency to ensure that the spring water inside is always warm.Ye Ying drank a lot of wine today, and she smelled of alcohol all over, so she couldn't do without taking a bath.Seeing him go to the inner room, Ye Jiusi also sat down in front of the dressing table and began to take off her make-up and hair accessories, and replaced the gorgeous wedding dress, folded it up and pressed it into the bottom of the box.

He was squatting next to the box and packing, when suddenly he was covered by a shadow. When Ye Jiusi looked up, he saw Ye Ying wearing a white underwear, her wet white hair was still dripping, and she was staring at her calmly.

Ye Jiusi smiled slightly, and said softly, "Are you still thirsty?"

Ye Ying shook her head, then nodded again, as if she was still drunk, as soon as he bent down, he half hugged Ye Jiusi, Ye Jiusi had no choice but to stand up, and was held in his arms.She turned around and put her arms around his waist, stretched her arms around his back, stroked his wet long hair, and said softly: "It's not dry yet, be careful of catching a cold."

Ye Ying leaned over slightly, with her side face pressed against her temples, so that she could almost feel his breathing and the hot temperature on his face.As soon as she finished speaking, strands of mist rose from Ye Ying's body. Ye Ying directly used her internal force to evaporate the moisture from her clothes and hair, and she was dry and neat again in a short while.

Ye Ying hugged Ye Jiusi and was silent for a long time. Ye Jiusi leaned against his chest, listened to his steady and strong heartbeat, and asked, "Do you still have a headache?"

Ye Ying shook her head, walked towards the bed with her half in her arms, and pushed her into the bed as she did when she was a child in the valley.Knowing that he hadn't sobered up yet, Ye Jiusi had no choice but to take off his shoes and socks obediently like when coaxing him before, and sat on the bed.Ye Ying sat on the edge of the bed, and put down the veil casually. He stared at Ye Jiusi quietly, as if thinking about something important.

Being stared at by someone she likes, Ye Jiusi inevitably felt a little nervous. She said softly, "Aren't you going to sleep? You have to get up early tomorrow."

"Last night, the third brother came to see me." Ye Ying's voice was still a little hoarse, but it was deep, almost piercing into the bottom of people's heart, "He said, I should take the initiative in the wedding night."

Ye Jiusi understood the deep meaning of the words in an instant, her ears were stained with rosy color in an instant, and her expression was a bit bold.In fact, the night before the wedding, Luo Fuxian also found her and told her some things in the boudoir.Last night she could calmly listen to Luo Fuxian's teachings without showing any signs of disbelief, but now she is facing her sweetheart, even she can't calm down.

"That, Ah Ying..." Ye Jiusi's tone was a little cautious, "You, will you?"

Ye Ying looked at her for a long time, then nodded very seriously: "I will."

At this time, the moonlight was just right, and in a yard of Hidden Sword Villa, the four sons of the Ye family were sitting around a table, drinking and eating vegetables. The atmosphere was so hot that it made people's hearts soften.

"Third brother, are you sure that big brother is really okay?" Ye Hui put a chopsticks of sauced duck into his mouth, and said a little worriedly, "I know their relationship can go so far, most of them are Jiu... sister-in-law is taking the initiative Being close to elder brother is what made elder brother enlightened, but if the wedding night is still... then it's hard to say, will sister-in-law feel that elder brother doesn't care about her?"

"Probably not? Jiu Si is so open-minded, he must know what kind of temperament the elder brother is." Ye Fan happily picked up a slice of husband and wife's lung with chopsticks, and before stuffing it into the mouth, Ye Hui slapped him on the back of the head Go up, angrily scolded, "It's not big or small, it used to be fine, but now they are all worshiping, you still don't change your name to sister-in-law!"

"I'm sorry, I'm used to it." Ye Fan flattened his mouth aggrievedly, looked at the couple's lungs that fell on the ground, and sighed with some regret.

Last night, the four of them fought over who would enlighten the elder brother, and Ye Hui and Ye Meng hadn't married yet, and Ye Fan panicked when he saw Ye Ying, so in the end it was Ye Wei who was selected.With nothing to love, they went to Tianze Tower with a basic plan to avoid the fire. As for the effect, none of them dared to speak nonsense, doing their best and obeying the fate, that was the only thing they could do.

Two flowers bloom, each representing a branch.Several of Ye Jiusi's friends were also so drunk that they didn't know where to go, and they all spoke out about their "doing everything they can".

Tang Qian covered her head with a splitting headache, and when she heard Doisa triumphantly say that she had drugged herself in the wine, she was stunned: "You... also drugged them?"

Doisa's charming smile froze, and she said awkwardly and shamelessly, "Yeah? Could it be...you..."

Gu Youyun covered her face with one sleeve, and let out a sneering laugh. Seeing the two of them looking at each other, she couldn't help but persuaded softly: "You guys run away before dawn, or when Jiu Si reacts, then... "

The result is a little hard to describe...

The author has something to say: (indifferent JPG) I was blind today and didn't want to talk.

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Well, let's lick my male god first, whether he is drunk or serious and says "I will", he is so cute, so cute, so handsome, so handsome, so cute, lick, lick, lick! ! ! (idiot face)

2333, this brain hole has been in my mind for a long time, I have thought about such a slot before, no one is more manly than my male god!My god!Pure man!Eight pack abs!A blood cow!Violent output! 23333 is so invincible! (Ahhhhhhhhh - invincible is the loneliest -)

When looking at a picture, do you have a sense of seeing that you are a Philips light bulb shining with [-] kilowatts of light, or that you are no match for their show of affection?Anyway, the baby is already blind... the eyes of a single dog...@[email protected]

The male god is so cute when he is drunk hahaha~! ╰(*°▽°*)╯

Although there are no bridal chamber flowers and candles, this chapter should be cute haha~!Don't ask me why I didn't write about the bridal chamber wedding night!The author can be thrown out even if he is lying in ambush under the bed, so he refuses~! ╭(╯^╰)╮

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